Our dormitory is all straight men

Fives,

Yan Ning sits on the toilet and thinks about life: Who am I?where am I?

Where do I come from?Where are you?Where will it go?

Yan Ning looked around, but there was no exit except for the ventilation fan.

Oh, and the sewers.

Yan Ning held his chin, raised his head and seriously thought about whether he could climb out of the ventilation fan.

The ancients said that beauty can harm the country, sincerity is not to be deceived.

He hadn't moved for a long time, Xiao Xi looked at the bathroom door a few times, pursed his lips, hesitated for a moment but felt embarrassed to disturb him.

What if... What kind of exercise is the hot-blooded boy doing? It wouldn't be good to interrupt, right?

But when the alarm clock rang, Xie Nuan jumped up and pressed it, and hurriedly rushed to the bathroom.

The door was locked, Xie Nuan turned the handle casually, Yan Ning heard the sound, and was about to open the door, Fu Hanjiang was sleepy, just went to touch the glasses and before he could find it, he heard a crisp "click" - the bathroom Hand broke.

Yan Ning who just opened the door: "..."

Fu Hanjiang sitting on the bed: "..."

Xiao Xi who was changing clothes: "..."

Xie Nuan looked at the handle in his hand in disbelief, with a dazed look on his face.

Fu Hanjiang said sternly, "You are responsible for the repair."

Xie Nuan laughed dryly and said, "The quality...is worrying...ha"

After washing up, Xie Nuan asked them, "Which cafeteria should I go for breakfast?"

Fu Hanjiang slowly got out of bed and turned on the computer, Xie Nuan immediately said, "Don't worry, I'm going to report after breakfast, the class meeting starts at 818:[-]."

"I don't eat breakfast." Fu Hanjiang interrupted him coldly.

Xie Nuan still had a silly smile on his face: "Huh?"

"No~ eat~ breakfast~ rice~" Fu Hanjiang repeated impatiently: "Which Chinese character do you not understand?"

Xie Nuan's face collapsed: "Oh."

If you don't eat, you don't eat. As a teenager in the 21st century, who hasn't eaten breakfast, and wakes up so angry.

If I take the initiative to talk to Fu Hanjiang again, I will be stupid.

"What do you eat?" Xie Nuan asked, browsed quickly, and was about to pick a window and line up.

"I want custard buns." Yan Ning looked at the longest queue in the distance and said in despair, "I also want sugar taro seedlings."

Xie Nuan said speechlessly, "What kind of custard buns and sweet taro seedlings do boys eat?"

Yan Ning looked upright: "You are sexist."

Xiao Xi said: "I'm going to sort out the candied taro seedlings."

Yan Ning happily said: "Hey~ Then what do you eat? I'll call you!"

Xiao Xi pursed her lips and said, "Whatever."

When they came back from beating the taro seedlings, Yan Ning and Xie Nuan had already occupied the table, and they waved to him from a long distance away. Many people looked at them, and a few girls gathered together and whispered.

Yan Ning pushed a plate full of dinner in front of him.

Xiao Xi looked down:

Two big meat buns, two vegetable buns, two custard buns, two siu mai buns, and two fried eggs.

A cup of soy milk, a cup of milk, a cup of coffee.

Xiao Xi was a little speechless: "I can't eat so much."

Yan Ning's eyes brightened: "You are so thin, you should eat more."

Xie Nuan joined in the fun and said, "The rest can be brought to Fu Hanjiang, he hasn't had breakfast yet."

While taking out the prepared plastic lunch box, he slapped himself in the heart: bitch!Stupid!

six,

In the afternoon, it was a long and stinky military training mobilization. The lecture hall spanning two floors was full of seats, so that the 4G signal was not very good.

Xiao Xi sat in front of him, with his head lowered, flipping through a copy of "Military Training Instructions".

Yan Ning opened WeChat with a guilty conscience. Xiao Xi's WeChat profile picture is a photo of standing by a huge lake, with rape flowers all over the sky in the distance. The person taking the photo should be a little shorter than him, so that his eyes are lowered , Yan Ning clicks to open, zoom in on the picture, tap with a finger - save the picture.

Click on Moments - it's empty.

Yan Ning exited, crossed out, and opened again - still nothing.

Turn off 4g, turn on 4g again - still nothing.

Did you block me?

Yan Ning opened his cousin Yan Zisu's WeChat account: "Block me from Moments!"

He wanted to try to see what the effect would be if the circle of friends was blocked.

After 10 minutes, there was no response, so I had to say again: "It's done!"

A bright red exclamation mark: The message has been sent, but rejected by the other party.

Yan Ning: ...

Then he opened the WeChat account of Yan Zisu's twin brother Yan Ji: "Why did your sister block me?"

Yan Ji: "She said you affected her study! I decided to add you back after she finished the college entrance examination!"

Yan Ning: "...then there are still three years left."

A bright red exclamation mark: The message has been sent, but rejected by the other party.

Yan Ning:! ! !

Then open my cousin's WeChat: "Huahua! Yan Ji and Yan Zisu blocked me!"

Hua Yao: "...do you need me to block you too?"

Yan Ning's fingers snapped: "No need, thank you."

Fu Hanjiang, a kid from someone else's family, was seriously looking at his broken English book. Xie Nuan rested his head on the table, his arms trembling constantly, obviously doing some violent hand movements.

Yan Ning put away her phone and stared blankly at Xiao Xi who was sitting in front of him.

The hair is so black and soft.

Got poked in the back.

Yan Ning was stunned.

The neck is so thin and white.

Another poke in the back.

This time, Yan Ning shuddered from being poked into numbness.

Looking back was a girl with crooked eyes smiling, Yan Ning leaned back and asked in a low voice, "What are you doing?"

The girl stuffed him a note and said, "The girl in the back will pass it on to the little brother sitting in front of you."

Yan Ning: ...I'm not happy anymore.

Yan Ning stuffed it in his pocket.

The girl was anxious: "What are you doing?"

Yan Ning said in a low voice, "I share a dormitory with him, and we'll give it to him at night."

give a fart.

The girl's eyes lit up: "Hey, what's his name?"

Yan Ning: ...I regret it. Is it too late to say that I don't know each other?

Seven,

Tomorrow the school will be closed for military training, and the last day when we can let the wind go must not be let go.

The four of them slept soundly at the military training mobilization meeting in the afternoon, and decided to have a small barbecue tonight so as not to get drunk.

——Of course, Xie Nuan and Yan Ning hit it off immediately, and the other two didn't speak at all.

"Hey, can you drink?" Xie Nuan asked while flipping through the menu.

Yan Ning said: "It must be possible."

Xie Nuan: "Success! Boss! Here are two dozen snowflakes!"

Yan Ning:! ! !

Are so many necessary?

Fu Hanjiang pushed his glasses, the cold light blinded Yan Ning's dog eyes and said, "Your ability means how many bottles you can drink?"

Yan Ning: "Two...two cups..."

Fu Hanjiang reached out to take the beer that the boss had just opened, and thoughtfully said, "May I add Sprite to you?"

Yan Ning: "..."

Yan Ning: "No thanks."

Except that Xiao Xi didn't talk and Fu Hanjiang had a bit of a bad mouth, the meal was quite enjoyable.

Fu Hanjiang said generously: "I invite you for today's meal."

Xie Nuan:? ? ?

Yan Ning:? ? ?

Fu Hanjiang said: "But everyone has to do me a favor."

Xie Nuan blushed, patted his chest and said: "A brother in a dormitory, what can I call for help, that's what I should do."

Fu Hanjiang thought, let's talk about it tomorrow morning when I wake up.

After three bottles of beer, Yan Ning can still brag with Xie Nuan.

After drinking five bottles of beer, Yan Ning suddenly realized, Huh?Why are there two Xiao Xi?

The sixth bottle... Xiao Xi pressed Xie Nuan's hand to open the wine, and said, "Let's stop here today."

Yan Ning suddenly came up to look at him, Xiao Xi stepped back.

Yan Ning stretched out his hand to scratch his face, Xiao Xi pressed his hand and frowned slightly.

Yan Ning vigorously patted him on the back and said, "Hi~"

Xiao Xi: ...

Can't drink anymore.

"Want to go to the toilet?" Xiao Xi asked.

Yan Ning's mind stopped turning, thinking: Toilet?Oh, yes, we straight guys, we all go to the bathroom together!

He nodded fiercely and said, "Yeah!"

Not moving.

Xiao Xi said: "Didn't you want to go to the bathroom?"

Yan Ning nodded: "Yeah!"

He obediently reached out to untie his pants.

Fu Hanjiang, who was still a little bit sober: ...is this playing hooliganism?

Fortunately, Xiao Xi's eyesight was sharp and his hand quickly pressed down, and he pulled Yan Ning up vigorously, Yan Ning was dragged obediently to the men's room, Xiao Xi said: "Go up."

Yan Ning hiccupped, shook his head and said, "I can't pee anymore."

Xiao Xi:?

Yan Ning lowered his head and said aggrievedly, "It's hard."

Xiao Xi: ...

Are the children in the city so well-nourished?He has never seen his little brother be honest.

Eight,

Yan Ning sat up with his head supported, and said loudly, "It hurts so much."

Xiao Xi got up too, and said softly, "Don't drink so much from now on."

Yan Ning seemed to feel that she had done something extraordinary last night, but she couldn't remember it for a while.

Fu Hanjiang said in a rare warm voice: "Come, come, all students, take a picture first, and get sunscreen for free."

After all, after eating Fu Hanjiang's meal last night, Yan Ning was stuffed with a bottle of sunscreen, and obediently held it up for him to take pictures.

Xie Nuan rushed over excitedly, but Fu Hanjiang stuffed two bottles.

Xie Nuan: What kind of touching love is this?Is it Han Jiang who finally discovered that our clinical relationship is unusual? !

Fu Hanjiang carefully pasted a small note on him and said, "Come on, wipe this bottle on the left cheek and this bottle on the right cheek. Don't make a mistake."

Xie Nuan:? ?

Fu Hanjiang's glasses flashed coldly: "During the military training, everyone come and help me do a sunscreen test."

Yan Ning, Xie Nuan: There really is no free barbecue in this world.