Our dormitory is all straight men

two,

After ordering on the mobile phone, Yan Ning played a game of kings on the side, and ignored the WeChat reminders, and didn't have time to look up at the meal holder.

"4040! 4040!"

"Hey, hey, here we come!" Yan Ning pointed her fingers, without raising her head, she walked towards the dining table with her head down.

"4040 Thank you." Yan Ning finally died, and choked himself as soon as he raised his head: "You you you..."

The very good-looking boy on bed 1 lowered his head, glanced at him expressionlessly, pushed the tray and said, "4040."

Yan Ning hurriedly put the phone back into his pocket, rubbed his hands together and said, "You are working here..."

Uncle Mai's silly red and yellow clothes have a different smell on him.

Coarse cloth thorn hairpins do not hide the beauty of the country, Yan Ning suddenly said this sentence in his heart.

Xiao Xi nodded to him, then turned around to get busy again, Yan Ning resentfully picked up the meal, picked a table near the bar, stopped playing with her mobile phone, and concentrated on eating - not to mention the beautiful food.

After eating, I ordered some French fries.

After finishing the fries, I ordered a pair of hot wings.

After eating the hot wings, I ordered another Coke.

Xiao Xi finally realized that something was wrong, he was a little taller than Yan Ning, if there was any substance in his eyes looking down, Yan Ning swallowed his saliva and said anxiously: "When will you get off work?"

Added eagerly: "I'll wait for you to go back together?"

With a "click", Xiao Xi took a spoonful of ice and said, "Did you take the quilt and the bed sheet? It's at 1099. Military training clothes are collected at the entrance of the auditorium."

When he left, Yan Ning's bed was still empty, and Yan Ning came just after work, still alone.You don't even need to think about it, you definitely haven't picked it up yet.

After all, the father and son looked unreliable at first glance.

Yan Ning opened his mouth wide: "Huh?"

Xiao Xi handed him the Coke and said, "Aren't you going to sleep in the dormitory tonight?"

Only then did Yan Ning realize, good Yan Qi, sending him to school is really a "send" word, he will leave as soon as he is done, without taking a cloud with him.

"Hmm." Yan Ning took the Coke listlessly, and when he got to the door, he realized that he didn't have the contact information of his new classmate, so he came back anxiously and said, "Can I add your WeChat?"

Xiao Xi nodded, Yan Ning put the Coke aside, hurriedly took out her mobile phone, opened the QR code and said, "Scan me."

Xiao Xi swept away, raised his head in doubt, and Yan Ning looked at him upright.

Xiao Xi showed him the screen of her mobile phone: pay to Xiao Chun'er (*Ning).

"Ahhh!" Yan Ning was about to go crazy, and frantically turned off the payment code, Xiao Xi said with a slight smile: "No rush."

After adding WeChat, Yan Ning walked towards the door in a daze.

"Xiao Chun'er!" Yan Ning paused, why did he suddenly call someone's screen name? It's so embarrassing.

Xiao Xi said softly from behind: "I forgot about Coke."

It was only then that Yan Ning realized that he didn't know Yan Ning's name.

Yan Ning gave herself a long while of psychological training before she turned her head and stretched out her right hand generously and said, "Let's get to know each other formally, Yan Ning."

The ten fingers are clean and slender, and it looks like they were raised by thousands of loves and pets. Xiao Xi also stretched out his hand and said, "Xiao Xi."

Xiao Xi's fingers were cold and cold, and he clasped his fingers together, Yan Ning couldn't help shivering.

three,

Yan Ning came back after taking the quilt, and the elevator was successfully demolished. A low-browed, unlucky guy came out of the elevator, looking ashamed as if he had moved bricks from a construction site.

Yan Ning gave him a sympathetic look, the man followed him up to the fourth floor, walked to the door of 404, and looked at Yan Ning in dismay.

Yan Ning cleared his throat and said, "You also live in this dormitory?"

The unlucky child drooped his eyebrows and said, "Yes."

Too bad, I would have bought him a hamburger and brought him back.

Yan Ning sympathized: "I sleep on bed No. 2, Yan Ning."

"Thank you Nuan." The unlucky child opened the door for him and let him go in with the quilt in his arms.

Fu Hanjiang, the little glasses on bed 3, has been sitting there in the same posture since the morning, but the book has been replaced with a notebook, and the English book's lead and ink words have become the gaudy pages of Jianwangsan.

One side shouted: "Invincible, invincible, invincible!"

When Yan Ning and Xie Nuan came in, they just waved their hands and didn't even look at them.

Yan Ning: I'm so angry, I really want to take a photo for Yan Qi, so that he can see what other people's children are doing when their parents are away.

Fu Hanjiang paused suddenly, then looked at Xie Nuan in a blink of an eye, and his eyes gradually became disgusted.

Xie Nuan smiled apologetically, "Hahahaha, I'm sorry, I'll go take a shower right away."

Xie Nuan was not polite, and stripped himself naked, Yan Ning couldn't bear to look directly, Fu Hanjiang turned his eyes away in disgust.

Yan Ning climbed up to make the bed, first put the pillows in the direction of the balcony, hesitated for a moment, then adjusted the position guiltily, and changed it to face Xiao Xi's direction.

Fu Hanjiang's crackling voice suddenly stopped, and he took off his earphones and said angrily: "Why is the network broken?!"

Yan Ning said innocently, "I haven't connected to wifi yet."

The bathroom door opened a small crack, Xie Nuan whispered, "The power is off."

Fu Hanjiang's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot. He opened the door and knocked on the door of 414. The person who opened the door was a child who looked two or three years younger than them. His face was darker than his. Xin Xin’s younger brother asked him, “Is there a power outage in your dormitory?”

The child was mature and said: "No."

Fu Hanjiang gritted his teeth and said, "My surname is Xie, have you turned on the water heater?"

Xie Nuan shrank back to the bathroom and said, "I want to take a bath."

"You take a hot bath in summer?" Fu Hanjiang's voice was an octave higher: "You are sick!"

Xie Nuan said with a mournful face, "How do I know that the water heater will trip when I turn it on!"

Fu Hanjiang said with a cold face, "Go and find the supervisor yourself."

Xie Nuan smiled and said, "I'm not wearing any clothes."

Fu Hanjiang glanced at him and said, "This is the boys' dormitory, no one is interested in your slut."

Yan Ning smoothed things over and said, "I'll go, I'll go."

While going downstairs, I thought: What should I do, what should I do, the dormitory seems not harmonious, should I read more about Zhai Dou Wen for supplementary lessons...

Fu Hanjiang was so angry that Yan Ning didn't dare to talk to him, and asked Xie Nuan in a low voice at night: "Where are you going to eat at night?"

Xie Nuan said, "What did you have for lunch?"

Yan Ning said, "McDonald's."

Xie Nuan asked again: "What do you want to eat tonight?"

Yan Ning said, "McDonald's."

"..." Xie Nuan: "Okay..."

What to do if your child likes to eat junk food, eat with him!

Xie Nuan never gave up on Fu Hanjiang, and spared no effort to talk to him based on the concept of harmony and mutual assistance: "Let's go to McDonald's, Hanjiang wants to go with us?"

"Pan's fried chicken at the door, 15 yuan can fill you up." Fu Hanjiang pushed his glasses and said, "Also, I don't know you that well, please call me by my full name."

Xie Nuan made a small fuss and said in a low voice: "Shall I treat you to dinner to apologize?"

Fu Hanjiang was silent for a moment, and responded happily: "Okay."

The three of them went out together, and Yan Ning sent Xiao Xi a WeChat message: I will take the people in our dormitory to Uncle Mai!Let's have dinner with you after get off work, okay?

Xiao Xi didn't reply him all this time, Yan Ning looked at the phone anxiously over and over again.

Xie Nuan and Fu Hanjiang started a conversation: "Isn't it just that I didn't play a segment today! Leave it to me, and I will hire you a booster, 12 segments per minute."

Fu Hanjiang pushed his glasses, and said coldly, "I'm a power leveling agent."

Xie Nuan: "Ah."

four,

School starts tomorrow, and there are obviously more guests at night, so Xiao Xi didn't look at her phone when she was busy.

It wasn't until seeing Yan Ning and Fu Hanjiang brought an unknown person into the store that he suddenly felt that the phone had just vibrated a few times.

Seeing that no one was picking up the food at the dining table, Yan Ning rushed up and asked Xiao Xi eagerly, "When do you get off work?"

Xiao Xi glanced at the hour hand in the lobby and said, "It's still half an hour."

"Then we'll wait for you while eating." Yan Ning introduced to Xie Nuan while talking: "This is the fourth person in the legend of our dormitory."

Xiao Xi: "..." I was the first to arrive at the dormitory.

Fu Hanjiang: "..." I got to know him first, okay?

The three of them ate French fries and drank Coke, and waited until Xiao Xi got off work and changed his clothes before ordering food.

Xie Nuan bit the Coke and asked Xiao Xi: "School starts tomorrow, do you want to continue working here?"

He had an ominous premonition that if Xiao Xi continued to work here, the three meals in their dormitory for a semester would have to be settled at Uncle Mai's house.

Xiao Xi shook her head and said, "Today is the last day."

Xie Nuan breathed a sigh of relief.

Xiao Xi was smoked by the smell of fried chicken for a whole day. He didn't have any appetite at first, but seeing how Yan Ning and Fu Hanjiang ate deliciously, he actually ate a lot.

Xie Nuan wanted to cry but had no tears: I will definitely not invite Fu Hanjiang next time, he looks skinny, this is too much for his wife.

Yesterday, she drank too much coke, Yan Ning woke up before the alarm clock rang, rushed to the toilet in a hurry, when she opened the door, Xiao Xi was washing her face.

Drops of water trickled down from his forehead one by one, and merged into a thin line at the sharpened jaw.

The whole person is made of water, so beautiful that it doesn't seem to be real.

Yan Ning couldn't help swallowing, and said embarrassingly, "It's so early..."

Xiao Xi nodded and said knowingly: "Go to the bathroom?"

Yan Ning was stunned, and his IQ suddenly went offline: What are you doing?He told me to go to the bathroom like this?It's actually quite normal, right?We're all straight guys, so there's nothing wrong with going to the bathroom together, right?

Yan Ning's mind was blank, and he walked over involuntarily, pulled down his pants, pinched his brother with two fingers, and aimed.

The sound of water suddenly stopped, and Yan Ning's IQ came online suddenly, and he was shocked.

Xiao Xi turned around, and was also startled by his bold and careless action. The towel rack was behind the toilet, and he reached out to take it after a pause. His forearm lightly brushed Yan Yan when he reached out to take the towel. Next to Ning's ear, Yan Ning immediately felt that ear was burning, and the little brother woke up lazily based on instinct after lying on the bed for a long time.

Yan Ning: "..."

Xiao Xi's chest trembled, she hung up the towel, and thoughtfully locked the door for him.

It's so embarrassing, I really want to find a crack in the ground and get in.

What to do, what to do, Yan Ning thought desperately, he must have left his IQ at home and didn't bring it with him, now is it too late to ask Yan Xiao to deliver it to him?