[Master Brother War] Mutant heroine

"How do you feel?!" Bai Ze looked at me excitedly.

I was silent for a while, took a bench and slammed it into his face and said, your dress has the same effect as old man Fenghuang, why did I marry such an old man!

Bai Ze covered his face and said that my mentality is very young!

I said that you can live with wine, not because you are young but because you are dying!

Then I found him a new set of clothes.

He thought the clothes were not gorgeous, so I punched him in the face, and then the nosebleed spurted out. I said this is gorgeous enough, no, I'm blooming some flowers on you!

He honestly took a white T-shirt and put on light blue trousers.

I looked at him for a while and said, sure enough, the uniform is more suitable for you.

Momotaro said, I think it looks pretty good.

I told Momotaro it's because you're an oldie like him!

Momotaro seems to be devastated.

Then Bai Ze and I waved our hands and ran to the world to play freely.

……

"Well, every time you come to this world, you will see great changes." Bai Ze muttered to the side.

"How many centuries have passed between your coming to this world?"

"It's not that long." Bai Ze said with a smile. "Speaking of which, that cold-blooded ghost would actually let you go on vacation. It's incredible."

"It's very simple, just fight once, and besides, there is a task to return to the present world this time." I said with dead eyes. "Help catch the dead."

"..." Bai Ze twitched the corners of his mouth, only you dared to say that to the ghost lamp like a fight or something. "I remember you have thirteen brothers."

"Although we are not related by blood, we are very close. We are a family that loves each other!" I said seriously.

I don't know why Bai Ze has the feeling that there must be a misunderstanding here.

Before I came to the apartment, I looked at the building and felt very nostalgic.

They must miss me so much!

I dragged Bai Ze through the door and the second brother was cooking, so I thought I came at the right time.

So I said beside me: "Second brother put more meat."

You Jing unconsciously responded, then shivered, and turned around stiffly.

In the next second, Bai Ze and I covered our ears together.

I never found out that my second brother had the potential to be a tenor. I said to Bai Ze, look how much they love me and they are so excited to see me.

Bai Ze clutched his stomach and said, did you forget that you were already dead? They were frightened.

I think the saying that Bai Ze is the man who understands girls best is groundless, so I kicked him and let him lie down.

The brothers ran out collectively when they heard the screams, and then staged Asahina's chorus.

I think it's really spectacular and I can't explain it!

The third brother tremblingly held the joss stick and said, Ema, if you have any unfulfilled wish, please tell me, we will finish it for you and go to reincarnate quickly and don't be nostalgic for this world.

I gave him a hammer and said, I am worried about you, can you take you away together?

I swear I saw the Asahina family shiver.

Bai Ze smiled and said, I knew it would be like this, but you still don't believe it.

So I pushed the head of Bai Ze, who was mocking my IQ, into the table.

I saw the man from Asahina's family trembling even more.

"Xiaoqian!!!" An Apiao rushed towards me. I wondered from just now if this Apiao was a romantic debt caused by that brother, so he came to Asahina's house after his death, but he didn't wait. I went to clean him up, but he came to the door automatically.

So I gave him a roundhouse kick and he hit the wall.

A moment after he hit the wall he turned into a squirrel and I fell silent.

Could it be that my Julie has mutated?

Bai Ze pulled his head out and said, "It looks like a fairy who learned to change form after death."

I didn't realize that Julie is a goblin, it's definitely because Julie is too stupid and has nothing to do with me!

The rich and handsome members of Asahina's family felt that their three views had been impacted.

……

"Hey, Xiaoqian is too much. I waited for you for a year and thought you really didn't want me anymore." Zhu Li buried his head in my neck and cried.

A vein popped up on Bai Ze's head, he stepped forward and grabbed Zhu Li by the shoulder, pulled him up and said sinisterly, "Stay away from Ema, even if you are a pet."

Zhu Li reacted and stared at Bai Ze furiously, saying, "Who are you! Did you stop Xiaoqian from letting her come back to find me!"

"I'm not so tyrannical! It's because she was having so much fun by herself, she forgot how you blamed me!"

Then I smashed the ashtray in Shirasawa's face and continued chatting with Yusuke boy.

"You've become more vicious..." Yusuke said with the corners of his mouth twitching.

"Because no matter how much death is done in hell, those people will not die, anyway, they have already died once." I returned calmly.

"Is it really hell..." Yusuke covered his face.

I gave him a punch and said, are you despising me? !

"Ema is the jailer of hell. Just a week after becoming a jailer, he became the first chief executive officer of King Yan Mo, and has the same position as the first assistant officer." Bai Ze smiled as he wiped the blood from his face. explained.

The men of Asahina had a collective fantasy face.

It turns out that there really is hell, and there really is a trial. They think that their future life will be wonderful.

"Speaking of which, I've always been curious, who are you?" The boy Yusuke looked at Bai Ze and asked suspiciously.

"I, I am Bai Ze, a mythical beast in China, Ana of Ema~ Hey Ema?"

I looked at Bai Ze and said something so stupid, he sadly went to the side to heal his heartache.

"Huh? But sister's Ana shouldn't be Brother Zetian?" Mi, the youngest, stepped forward to make up for it.

Bai Ze exuded Yin energy, he said sinisterly: "Yes, actually the main purpose of coming this time is to give him the black cat haha..."

I gave him a punch to calm him down.

"Afterwards, I will go to Italy to get that idiot Tsuna divorced."

Yusuke twitched the corners of his mouth, feeling that both Tsuna and the man named Bai Ze in front of him are true warriors. He didn't explain!

After having a pleasant meal at noon, Bai Ze was talking with his brothers-in-law, and I went to call and harass Rintaro.

Brother Yachen thoughtfully handed over some medicinal wine for bruises and said with a heavy face, "You have worked hard."

Bai Ze looked at the medicinal wine in silence, then raised his hand to cover his face and said, "Thank you."

"Brother Bai Ze, are you really a divine beast?" Mi asked curiously.

"Yes." Bai Ze took out the Hundred Ghosts Illustrated Book from his pocket and handed it over. "You see, this is me, although I am not very satisfied."

The Asahina family looked at the monsters on the picture of Hyakki, and then took a look at Ema, who was talking on the phone, and felt that Ema's taste was really different!

"Well, Bai Ze's words are auspicious beasts." Monk Huahua wanted to speak.

"Yup."

"If it's Ruishou, it's incredible to be with Ema, no matter how you look at it?" Are you really Ruishou? ! !

Bai Ze raised his hands to cover his face, and said in a heavy tone, "Drinking is a mistake!"

All the members of Asahina lighted the wax silently.

"How old is Bai Ze?" You Jing asked.

"Well... I don't remember, because I probably existed in the Cretaceous period." Bai Ze said with a smile while touching his earrings. "So don't worry I won't get angry with Ema, Ema is cute too."

A group of people silently clutched their stomachs.

Although they had been trying to find a husband for Ema a long time ago, but...

Ema, the age gap you found yourself is too big! !no problem? ! !The person opposite is a super old man! !

Although she has a tender face, she also looks out of place...

After the phone call, I looked at a group of people with haggard looks, looked at Bai Ze and said, what did you do to them?

Bai Ze smiled and said nothing, just introduced himself.

I gave him a punch and said, are you an idiot?How could ordinary people stand what you said!

He covered his face and said, no problem, even you can accept Ema, and your brother will definitely accept this little thing.

I stomped him to the ground, and the bastard was getting bolder.

Then I said.

It's time for us to go, and Gang is going to see him by phone.

Yachen asked how are you going to go?I patted Bai Ze and said, fly away.

Then I sat on Shirasawa with Julio in my hood saying goodbye to the Asahinas.

Before I left, I said that there might be friends from hell who would come to stay at my house. Be good and don’t be rude, otherwise you might be avenged by the public after you die.

The thirteen people collectively tilted their bodies. I think they must be too excited.

In the evening of the next day, Yachen opened the door and looked at the young man wearing a hat, and asked, "Excuse me, who are you looking for?"

"Hello, I'm Ghost Lantern, Ema's colleague. Ema has used your home as the base for ghost missions to inspect in this world. I'm here to let you know. It will cause trouble in the future."

Yachen watched the young man with facial paralysis immediately petrified.