[Master Brother War] Mutant heroine

"Damn it, I thought it was true that you and Bai Ze were dating."

When she came to the store and sat down, Daji said with a very ambiguous smile.

I nodded seriously and said that we were dating. Daji's expression became stiff for a moment, and then she laughed and said haha, how could you see Bai Ze with other women and not look angry at all? .

I took a bite of the apple on the table and said why I was angry, isn't it normal for him to play with girls?

Daji looked at my righteous face with a heavy expression.

Bai Ze who walked in at this time also looked funny and stupid, I frowned, picked up the ashtray on the table and smashed it in his face and said, quickly put away your stupid look and do this in front of the girl I like Stupid do you have tofu brain in your mind? ! !

Daji raised her hand and said, I thought that what you said on the phone were all deceitful words, but I didn’t expect that there are such people in the world. They are so cute. Do you want to come with me? I can force myself to become Oh man.

I thought about it and said, when Bai Ze is useless, I will have a CP with you.

Bai Ze lay on the ground covering his face and crying.

Daji laughed happily and jumped on me and shouted cute!

I think Daji is not the same as what is said in the myth. She is so honest, so I decided to like her.

So I said, in fact, kicking Bai Ze is okay now.

Hearing this, Bai Ze rushed over and pulled my shoulders all the way back, then knocked over the lantern beside the table and the flames burned my hair.

Daji quickly extinguished the fire in her hair.

I looked at my artistically burnt hair ends, and silently punched Bai Zezou into the ceiling.

Then sit down and talk.

"Ask for compensation from Bai Ze, if he is so stupid, I should kick him."

"Okay, I like you very much, I will buy you anything I want~" Daji leaned on my body and said.

The ghost lamp sitting on the side looked at my burnt hair and said.

"What are you going to do with the hair? At least five centimeters will be burned off."

"There is a barbershop with excellent craftsmanship nearby, let's go together, I also want to get my hair trimmed." Daji said.

I stroked my hair and said, "Indeed, I haven't cut it for a long time and it has grown so long..."

"JIA, together?"

I looked at Daji and shook my head and said, don't bother.

Then he took off the rubber band, picked up the fruit knife on the table and moved it on his head very quickly.

Daji's expression became very mysterious, Ghost Lamp still had a paralyzed face but seemed very satisfied, Bai Ze, who worked so hard to pull his head out of the ceiling, yelled in horror seeing Ema's movements.

"stop it now!!"

I put the knife on the table and nodded with satisfaction.

"Well, I have long thought that this long hair is in the way."

"Hey, Ema's beautiful hair, the only symbol of femininity..." Bai Ze looked at the brown hair falling on the ground and cried bitterly.

Hearing this, the veins on my head twitched, and I decisively raised my foot to stomp Bai Ze's head into the floor.

"The only female sign, did you [beep——] with a bunch of hair before?!"

"So handsome!" Daji said rippling while covering her face.

"Hmm..." Gui Deng pinched his chin and felt that perhaps Bai Ze's statement about the only female symbol was right, and that the Hell of Allies really lacked such a jailer.

"After death, come to Zhonghe Hell to work. Most of the people you often contact with live here."

After listening to Ghost Lamp's words, I stepped on Bai Ze's body and nodded.

"That's great~" Daji clapped her hands and said happily. "Ema's new hairstyle suits you very well, I'm obsessed with you."

I turned to look at the ghost lamp.

Ghost Lamp nodded in agreement.

Gui Deng said that this hairstyle is good from the point of view of women looking at handsome men, and from the point of view of men seeing women...

Isn't this just a man?

I nodded and asked Daji if you would like me to have a CP with you now, and then the dead Bai Ze immediately jumped up, pulled me back and said, I have to leave beforehand!

Then I was clamped by him all the way to the door connecting this world. I gave him a head hammer, and he fell down clutching his head.

I looked at Bai Ze lying on the ground and really felt that this person was too much, I said, I am not stopping you from looking for a girl, why are you stopping me from looking for a girl!

He said that this rhythm is wrong!We are now lovers!It's not right to just find someone else!

I said nothing wrong, that's all.

He head-to-head and I think I really have to say goodbye to him.

Then he said, didn't you say you would marry me after you died?sincerity.

Did I say brainless you? !Don't you understand that the consolation on the second day of losing your virginity is just a lie? !

He shouted violently, who lost his virginity!what's going on in your head ! !

I thought it was okay to treat a girl so fiercely, so I gave him a kick and I turned and left.

He lay on the ground and grabbed my feet and said, I'm sorry I lost my virginity, please forgive me.

I nodded and changed to a good boy if I knew my mistake!Then I helped him up and patted his clothes.

He looked at me sadly and said, die early and marry me.

I felt that this was a bit wrong, and I was debating whether to give him a punch, but he lowered his head and stamped my forehead.

Said that although boyish, but the new hairstyle is very cute.

I think Bai Ze actually has his advantages.

Then I nodded and left the other world.

Bai Ze kept sighing on the way back to Taoyuan Township.

In any case, it is tragic enough for a girlfriend and a lover, or an ex-girlfriend and a lover to get involved.

"It seems that this is a punishment, fate's punishment for me, a divine beast that is popular with girls." Bai Ze sighed, his back looked extremely gloomy. "The good old days are gone forever..."

……

After returning to this world, the starling cried when he saw my new hairstyle, and Zhu Li said that I was too cruel!Going out to play actually destroyed the only female symbol! !

So I let Julie go to reincarnation.

Yusuke clutched his stomach and said, Sure enough, you are actually a man.

Then I let him go to reincarnation with Julie.

After thirteen lamentations from brothers, I looked at myself in the mirror and thought it was pretty good.

This one looks pretty sunny!Um!Healthy man! !

Then, it is a very ordinary university day, I often go to hell to work part-time, and I have a good time.

Died in Italy at the age of 22. He originally went to Italy to play, but met the waste material gang.

Now you can no longer call him a waste material gang, because he is no longer a waste material.

Became handsome and responsible, he seldom went to school, I always thought it was the reason why he was always injured, but now I know that my childhood sweetheart is actually a famous mafia.

Then met the assassination of Tsuna's rival family.

I sent Gang flying to face those people. Based on my experience in pumping people in Zhonghe Hell, I guarantee that he can escape and ascend to heaven smoothly.

Then I was seriously injured, lying on the ground with only one manual hand, and I was blind in one eye.

But they were all killed.

I looked at the ghosts floating on those corpses and smiled evilly.

Then I called Ghost Lantern, who was also traveling in Italy, to help collect the body, and then I gave myself a burp, and the fart became a soul decisively.

I tortured the souls of those people twice, and the ghost lamp came.

He looked at my body and said, you died so heroically.

I nodded and said, I also feel heroic.

Then came the sound of stomping footsteps, and I saw the waste material leader rushing over with his subordinates.

He is very sad, I don't think I hurt him in vain!

After Tsuna sent the body back to the country, Rintaro beat Tsuna and agreed to Tsuna's request.

I watched Gang marry a dead body, and complained that I didn't expect Gang to have such a habit.

Ghost Lantern looked at me strangely.

The thirteen brothers were very sad, as well as her relatives and friends.

The ghost lamp looked at my funeral and said that your sacrifice was really rich.

I said I was surrounded by rich people.

Gui Deng nodded and said, these rich people are all good-looking and good-natured, maybe you are the beast.

Ghost Lantern said, your pet seems to be on a hunger strike.

I said calmly, I will pick it up in two days.

The ghost lamp looked at me for a while and said, you are indeed suitable for hell, in various senses.

……

Then came to heaven, married Bai Ze, and met Phoenix and Qilin.

The two old men kept laughing at Bai Ze, and I hung them on the wall out of love for the elderly.

Bai Ze has always been dissatisfied that I didn't call him before I died.

I think this man is real, and then I said that I would go back to see my parents and family in two days.

So he was very happy to find the clothes that had passed away.

I mean this man is more troublesome than women!

And then I started a happy hell life!

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