Devil's Department Store

The Archangel thought a lot.

At the very beginning, of course he also tried to save himself by relying on his belief in God, but the result is already clear, so do human beings need God?Or is everything really just their wishful thinking?

Seeing the archangel who fell silent, Al finally let go of his prejudice against him, and said softly, "Although you say you want to save people, have you really considered anything from a human perspective?"

The archangel shook his head with a complicated expression.

The angels listened to the voice of God, and said that people are born sinful, and if they are not saved, they will fall into hell. So they made a decision for human beings from above, and began to "save" them by their own means.

No angel has ever thought of thinking about issues from the perspective of humans, because they firmly believe that humans are ignorant and blind, and thinking about issues from their perspective is of course unreasonable.

But after such a long time, the archangel realized that in fact, the angel is not always wise, he will also lose his fighting spirit because of the devil's means, so is their previous cognition really correct?Do people's own thoughts actually matter?

Al sighed, and said: "Now you may be able to substitute those ordinary human beings who have never heard the voice of God, think about how they suddenly lost their loved ones, or even lose their own feelings, or you will know where the problem lies. .”

The archangel didn't speak because the answer was already clear.

The succubus is right, their idea was wrong from the beginning, they didn't save anyone, they just excluded others.

He always thought that Heaven was cowardly, even stupid, but in fact, since he was persuaded to join this team, he has become the most ignorant guy, if the succubus did not wake him up in this way, I'm afraid he will indulge in this self-righteous fantasy forever.

The archangel took a deep breath and looked down at his hands. He knew that he was about to recover, so he stood there quietly, waiting for a miracle to happen...

Waiting for a miracle to happen...

wait……

"What are you doing standing there?" The passing kitten said dissatisfiedly, "I haven't shoveled mine yet! Go, I'm going to the bathroom!"

Archangel: "..."

The archangel went to shovel shit aggrieved.

The real opportunity for the Archangel to return to normal appeared three days later. Miser had a whim and took everyone out to eat barbecue. Then, because he overestimated Belphinger's appetite, the remaining barbecues had to be packed and brought back. Come to the store.

The aroma of barbecue was overflowing, and the guests in the store checked out one after another and went out to eat. The Archangel, who hadn't enjoyed food for a long time, looked at this side with helpless eyes, and tears flowed from the corners of his mouth uncontrollably.

In the next second, there was a "bang", and an angel appeared on the ground.

Everyone in the shop: "..."

Seeing that the guests were about to flee again, Miser was so frightened that he quickly waved to the archangel and said, "Come here, come and eat barbecue!"

The archangel passed by immediately, and the guests relaxed when they saw how obedient the angel was, but they still looked this way from time to time.

Miser breathed a sigh of relief, and handed the cardboard box in his hand to the archangel. While he was eating the meat with his head down, he yelled back at the cat and dog who had rubbed against his feet trying to protect him, and said, "How is it?"

The archangel snorted, "It's delicious!"

Miser: "..."

It seems that the labor reform was really successful.

Miser was speechless and said, "I'm not talking about the barbecue, I'm asking how you are."

The archangel came back to his senses, and couldn't help but look at Miser with a complicated expression.

After a long time, he said, "Thank you."

The crowd was stunned.

There are still people who, after more than half a month of crushing, said to Miser, thank you? !

Small scene, small scene, Miser smiled calmly.

The archangel put down the barbecue and said seriously: "I understand why you did this to me."

"You are really well-intentioned." The archangel sighed.

Onlookers: "???"

Is this Archangel's brain broken?

Miser smiled and said nothing, and waited until the archangel had finished eating, and said, "What do you plan to do next?"

"I'm going to go back to heaven to accept the punishment, and then help other angels to solve this matter as soon as possible." The archangel said with a sad face, "This can't go on like this, too many people have already been affected."

"When are you going back?" Al asked.

"Now," replied the Archangel, "the sooner the better."

Miser blinked and said, "Then I won't keep you."

The archangel was also in a hurry to leave, and was about to nod when Miser said, "But you have to settle the bill before you leave."

Archangel: "...???"

Archangels are unbelievable, account?He still owes money at Devil's Department Store? !Grass, with the character of this succubus, wouldn't he still be charged rent? !

Having been with the succubus for more than half a month, the archangel knew that the other party could do such a thing, so he couldn't help looking at Miser in horror.

Miser said innocently: "Why do you look at me like that? I just want to say pay for the barbecue."

When the archangel heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief. It was just barbecue, so he could still accept it.

No, in fact, this request is also very unreasonable.

It was impossible for the archangel to pay the bill with human souls, so he could only leave a gem with power on his body in the end. Miser, who was about to make a big fortune, couldn't help being disappointed, but it was better than nothing, so he accepted it.

Before leaving, the Archangel still couldn't help asking Miser: "If we don't interfere with human beings, how will they live? Even if they don't consider the world after death, what should they do without God's guidance when they are alive?" "

When Miser heard this, he couldn't help laughing: "I think you angels really should learn more about the human world, otherwise you wouldn't ask such questions."

Miser propped his chin, and said with a half-smile: "Humans don't need any strange guys to interfere in the order of the world. They have laws, morality, and beliefs. They are not stupid, not giant babies, and they are not puppets. They have the ability to Settle everything, you angels, and save yourself."

If it was the arrogant archangel before, he would have scoffed when he heard this, but now, the archangel also showed a smile on his face, and he said, "That's good."

The archangel walked towards the door of Devil's Department Store. Before opening the door, he turned his head to look at Miser, and said, "Thank you, you are a good devil."

Miser: "..."

Miser shuddered, thinking blankly, thank you so much.

Seeing this, Harry wanted to go up and rub Miser's shoulders, but Belphinger stretched out his hand to block him, so he gave him an angry look, and then flatteringly said to the succubus, "Miser is really amazing."

Robert also sighed: "We have helped another lost lamb!"

Bei Duo didn't speak. The dog had grass seeds on it when he went out just now, and now he was gnawing on his own butt, trying to bite off the annoying little thing.

Miser didn't speak. After a while, he looked at them strangely and said, "What are you all doing here?"

Cat, dog, and vampire with a question mark above their head: "What's wrong?"

Miser said: "??? The archangels are gone, don't you think it's time to go back to work? The vacation is over!"

Everyone: "..."

Everyone suddenly woke up and chased towards the door frantically: "Archangel, come back! You can stay a few more days!!!"

In the end, of course, they didn’t chase them back, and Miser drove them to work one by one, crying and screaming. After a long vacation of more than half a month, they suddenly returned to work. .

Robert dragged on for a while, and couldn't stand it any longer. He ran to Miser with a shy face, "When will we catch two more angels and come back for labor reform? It's also considered a contribution to the protection of peace in the world!"

Miser kicked it and said, "Go, think well."

Al didn't think there was anything wrong with the little cat, and said positively: "I think Robert is right! I promise, I will never hiccup this time!"

Miser rolled his eyes and ignored him.

Seeing this, Al knew that the vacation was hopeless, sighed in disappointment, and said honestly: "But to be honest, the effect of putting those guys here for education is really better than heaven's admonition. I really want to go back to heaven." That's what the other angels suggested."

Belphegor, who was sitting beside Miser rubbing his hands, laughed.

Al was stunned for a moment: "What's wrong? Is there something wrong with what I said?"

Miser said slowly: "Because this is impossible, and heaven will not allow it."

Ai Er showed a sad expression on his face, and said: "That's right, after all, this is the Devil's Department Store..."

"No, that's not what I mean," Miser said, "Bei...anyone can send someone to heaven to hand over the evidence directly. If it's really useful, heaven won't mind it."

"That who" glanced at Miser, and scratched Miser's palm with his fingers dissatisfied because of the title problem.

Miser shuddered and pulled his hand back angrily.

The angel on the side showed a confused expression.

Miser glanced at him, as if he thought it would be very interesting to pierce the innocent fantasy of the other party, and said with a smile: "You don't really think that heaven is full of idiots like you, do you?"

"As I said, there is no fundamental difference between the idea of ​​heaven and the group of crazy angels now. They even want to achieve the same goal, but the latter has no brains, while the former knows where the problem is. , the current heaven will stop them from disturbing the world, but it does not mean that the future heaven will still be like this."

Miser said lightly: "Once there is a chance to turn all human beings into believers, Heaven will never let it go, so they will not send angels who have made mistakes to me to kill their fighting spirit, because if one day Heaven decides to do it, they will only do better than the current group of guys."

"What they need is a warrior who can suppress madness, not a peacemaker who can truly become rational, understand?"

Before the angel showed a sad expression, Miser smiled at him and said, "And you know that? The key to unlocking the Archangel's spell is not just a matter of figuring out the problem."

Saying that, the succubus glanced at His Majesty the Demon King beside him, and the two demons showed tacit smiles.

Belphegor said slowly: "At some point, when God is no longer the most important thing in his heart, his spell will be broken."

Al opened his mouth wide and gasped.

God... defeated by barbecue? !