Devil's Department Store

People are coming and going in Devil's Department Store, customers are enjoying their shopping, employees are enjoying their holidays, amidst the laughter and laughter, no one cares about the lonely archangel wiping the floor.

People's sorrows and joys are not the same, the archangel thought, I just think they are noisy.

Just as he was feeling emotional, the succubus passed by and stepped on the dry floor, leaving a shoe print.

Archangel: "..."

"Oh." Miser called out.

The archangel looked up at him, thinking that the other party had to apologize hypocritically, but saw the other party frowned and said, "Why are the soles of my shoes so dirty? Temporary worker, remember to clean my shoes after cleaning them."

Archangel: "..."

Miser ignored the archangel's hateful gaze, clapped his hands, and made all the shop assistants look over, and then said with a smile: "Everyone knows, today is a holiday, so I don't intend to lock everyone in the shop forever."

When everyone heard it, they immediately cast expectant eyes.

"Team building today," Miser said excitedly, raising his hands, "Let's go shopping together!"

Everyone: "..."

Accompany, accompany you to go shopping?Should we think about it again? Figo's face turned blue.

Miser: "??? What's your reaction?"

The crowd had no choice but to give out perfunctory cheers.

Miser looked at them blankly, and said, "You don't have to pretend if you're not happy."

Everyone quieted down instantly.

Miser thought for a while and said, "Well, let's go out to visit relatives and travel, okay? If there is any place in the world you want to go, let's go and have a look, and eat something delicious along the way."

When the shop assistants heard this, they finally cheered up: "Oh!!!"

Miser smiled. "Harry sponsors money!"

The shop assistants except Harry: "Ohhhh!!!"

Harry: "??? Why?"

Miser: "If you don't have enough money, go to the vampire clan to ask Harry's eldest relative!"

Harry instantly became happy: "Oh oh oh oh!!!"

Now that everyone is happy, Miser said with a smile: "Then it's settled. If you have anything to bring when you go out, go and prepare it. We will meet at the door in 5 minutes."

All the cats, cats and dogs in the store rushed to pack their things immediately, and just as Al was about to fish in troubled waters, he was stopped by Miser: "Supervise the work of the archangel, and I will leave all the business in the store to you two today." Oh!"

Angel: "...QAQ"

Miser smiled: "After you come back, the turnover is not up to the standard, you know the consequences."

Al held back his tears: "Uh...uh."

The poor angel could only watch helplessly as his colleagues packed up their things and happily left Devil's Department Store, while he could only stay here and work overtime with the archangel.

Al cried out sadly.

Seeing Al like this, the archangel was both happy and angry, and said, "What is there for you to cry, am I not worse than you? I can't finish my work at all! Despicable devil!"

When Al heard it, he cried even more sadly: "Why can't you finish it, you have to finish it, can't I rest if you can't finish it! Woooooo..."

Still gotta work anyway.

Archangel's current body size is about the same as that of Benben. The floor of the Devil's Department Store is as big as three football fields to him. Archangel didn't make much progress after rubbing for a long time. Finger's spell controls to rub the rag.

Al sat melancholy behind the cash register and watched the archangel work, sighed, and said, "So why do you have to do that kind of thing? If it wasn't for that human being who came to the store, you wouldn't have been arrested .”

The archangel wiped the ground, not forgetting to refute, and said with a cold snort: "How can a fallen angel know our ambitions."

Al shook his head: "I really don't understand, I think the world was good before, but now it's a mess, and it's all because of you."

"You are wrong," said the archangel firmly. "It's not because of us, but because of them. They ignored the voice of God and fell into chaos."

Al: "...you guys obviously did it, and you still steal other people's souls."

"We are saving people, and destroying sinners is to save more people!" The archangel said stubbornly: "People in the world can only be saved if they believe in God. Heaven must take over the entire world to protect the safety of mankind. We let them No need to be harmed by uncleanness, no need to fall, no need to kill each other!"

"That's just your wishful thinking," Al couldn't help being angry: "No one should give their lives for your ideas, you have hurt enough people before protecting them!"

The archangel said with contempt: "You don't understand anything at all."

Al then raised his chin and looked at him through his nostrils: "I know a lot more than you!"

The two angels refused to give in to each other, and both looked at each other with mentally retarded eyes, and the atmosphere was very stiff for a while.

Finally, the archangel sneered, "Oh, so you're just an angel."

Al: "..." Grass!

The angel got angry. He stared at the archangel and said, "Oh, so you are just a temporary worker!"

The archangel was taken aback, Al had already jumped up, ran out of the gate, and then reappeared at the gate.

The point is, both shoes are covered in mud.

Archangel: "..."

Al recalled Miser's expression, imitating Miser's appearance and showing a smile that didn't deserve a beating: "Hit me?"

Archangel: "..."

Al jumped onto the floor that the Archangel had just wiped and started running wildly.

The archangel uttered a heart-piercing cry: "NO——!!!"

Al: "HAHAHAHA!!!"

Of course, the angel had a happy smile on his face, but he was still very sad in his heart.

Woohoo he's fallen again.

But it's so cool to be depraved, hee hee hee.

When Miser came back with the staff at night, what he saw was the Archangel mopping the floor until he was foaming at the mouth, and Al, who was drinking plain water leisurely and watching the Archangel mopping the floor.

Because the gap between the angel's mood and when they left in the morning was too great, Miser hesitated a bit and said, "Is there anything wrong?"

The angel showed a pure and innocent smile: "Of course not."

Miser: "...then you?"

Al said seriously: "I just learned to enjoy work."

Miser looked at Al suddenly changed his eyes, and said: "Good staff! Everyone learn from Al!"

The employees who had been working all day clapped feebly.

"Okay, let's go," Miser said.

The crowd immediately dispersed. Belphinger, who hadn't been in a good mood just now, regained his strength, winked at Miser, and said, "I'll wait for you in the room."

Miser: "...Get lost!"

After Belphegor left, Miser walked up to the archangel and said, "Didn't you finish the day?"

The archangel gritted his teeth: "Why don't you ask your good staff!"

"?" Miser turned to look at Al, and Al returned with a bewildered expression full of tea.

"Forget it, it doesn't matter," Miser said lightly, "I just want to tell you that you are absolutely impossible to succeed, even if Heaven doesn't stop you."

When the archangel heard this, he immediately raised his head: "Why do you say that?"

Miser didn't answer him, but just smiled and said, "I'll make a midnight snack for everyone later and send it to the room, thank you."

Archangel: "...I don't have time!"

Miser shrugged nonchalantly: "Come on."

The archangel yelled angrily, but Miser had already left, and Al poked his head out and said, "I want a midnight snack too, a big one, thank you!"

Archangel: "..." Eat farts!

-

On the first day of work, the Archangel complained, and on the second day, the Archangel gritted his teeth and persisted. By the third day and the fourth day, the Archangel had lost the ability to complain.

And the employees of Devil's Department Store took half a month off.

For the past half month, the Archangel has been working day and night, and whenever he has mastered a job, Miser will immediately give him another job.

Laundry, cooking, mopping the floor, running errands, tallying goods, keeping watch, settling accounts, receiving guests, cleaning the house...

The archangel felt that he was dying, but in fact, he was just doing chores, and you can't kill an angel by doing chores and not resting.

By the time the archangel realized that this was a cruel and inhuman mental torture, it was already too late. There was nothing in his mind other than work. His teachings are much clearer—after all, he has wrung the rag well over a thousand times.

Miser also noticed this. He ran to the archangel, knelt down and asked, "Do you remember what I told you?"

The archangel said dully, "Do you want to remove the lampshade and wipe it?"

Miser shook his head and said, "Your plan will never work out."

The archangel was stunned for a moment before he remembered this, but he found sadly that after half a month of torture, he didn't even feel angry when he heard this.

"It was useless to say this before, but you should be able to listen to it now," Miser said, "So let me tell you, do you know why?"

The Archangel shook his head.

Miser smiled and said, "Because human beings don't need gods, just like you now."

The archangel froze.

Miser stood up and said, "I don't want to talk about your teachings, but what Al said is right, you are a group of self-righteous guys who keep saying they want to save others, but what you do is to eliminate dissidents."

"Isn't Heaven thinking differently from you? Of course not. They also want everyone to be believers, but why don't they do it? Because they know it's impossible, even if there is no hell or other forces."

"When humans don't need gods, even if all the angels come to the world, what you get will not be believers, but slaves. Heaven doesn't want this, so I accept this, only you are still dreaming."

Miser shrugged and said: "Reform through labor is still useful, don't worry, I really don't plan to do anything to you, thank you for the past half a month, once you figure it out, the curse on you will be gone. The meeting is over, let’s work for another two days, come on.”

Curse lifted?The archangel thought blankly, could it be possible to finish the work faster?

Afterwards, he immediately came back to his senses, slapped himself hard, and thought wistfully, are they really wrong?