Devil's Department Store

Hell is a concentric circle, the first hell is at the outermost layer, and the ninth hell is at the center. As the layers of hell get deeper, the area of ​​the land will become smaller and the environment will become more dangerous.

When Miser became a demon, the Eighth Hell and the Ninth Hell had forbidden anyone to enter, and Samuel and Lucifer became legendary demon kings, and even vaguely heard that these two demon kings were actually not at all. Outrageous rumors exist.

Miser originally thought that the Eighth Hell, where no ordinary demons live, should be very barren, but after entering the Eighth Hell with Belphinger, he found that it seemed to be no different from other hells except that it was a little darker and quieter.

In other words, because the area is only as large as a small city, its buildings are more refined than those outside.

"Did demons ever live here, too?" Miser asked.

"Yes," Belphegor said, "2000 years ago, this place hadn't been sealed off yet, and the demons who lived here all moved out later."

Miser couldn't help asking: "Why? Did something happen to Samuel and Lucifer?"

Belphegor raised his eyebrows and said, "What can happen to Samuel and Lucifer?"

Miser: "...Yes."

These two bosses are basically the ceiling of hell's fighting power. The other demon kings are still alive and well. What can happen to them?

Miser was confused: "What's the reason for that?"

Belphegor smiled and said, "If I have to say it, it's probably a compromise for peace."

Miser froze for a moment, remembering that Belphinger had told him about the origin of the Devil King's tea party and the division within Heaven, so Samuel and Lucifer also retired for the same reason?

Before Miser could figure it out, Belphegor looked up at the dark sky and sighed, "It's better to sleep here."

Miser: "..."

Can you think of something else!

"Come on my dear," Belphegor said, "I'll take you to Samael."

When Miser heard this, he quickly grabbed his hand and said excitedly as he walked, "Are you going to ask for money?"

Belphegor: "..."

Can we think of something else?

"No," Belphegor said gloomily, "You probably won't be able to get the share money, and there's no need for that."

"That's right," Miser sighed, "We can't beat it again."

Belphegor sighed and couldn't help laughing.

Samael's palace occupies almost half of the entire eighth hell. The palaces are clustered and resplendent, and their extravagance is even higher than that of the fifth hell's Mammon palace. Miser is amazed by the fact that he is worthy of the name of Satan devil.

But this palace, like the entire Eighth Hell, was empty and not guarded by anyone.

Belphinger took Miser by the hand and walked forward in a leisurely manner, as proficient as if he was at his own home.

Miser didn't notice this. He was thinking about all kinds of gold and gems here. If Belphinger and Samuel have a good relationship, can they take two of them back?

Belphegor and Miser walked quickly, and they arrived at the main hall of this huge palace in a short time.

The gate here is wide open, the dome is extremely high, and the stone pillars made of white jade support all the weight. After walking through the wide hall and through the long snake-like corridor, I finally saw the luxurious and tall throne in the main hall, and the throne leaning on it. The demon king sleeping on the throne.

Because he was standing far away, the first thing Miser noticed was Samael's body. Although he was sitting on the throne and wearing a tightly-fitting gown, he could already see the demon king's appearance from the swollen muscles on his arms. Tall and strong.

What Miser meant was that although Belphegor is also tall, this demon king looks more like the same type of person as Abaddon, but he also has long black hair, a resolute face with sharp edges and corners, and he tends to be more tough handsome.

Miser looked at the other party curiously, and was thinking whether to say hello, when Belphinger frowned and asked, "Have I slept like this for 2000 years? Will my back hurt?"

The demon king on the throne opened his eyes, looked over here, then rubbed his waist, and said calmly, "It's okay, it doesn't hurt too much."

Miser: "..."

Miser: "..."

The moment Samuel opened his eyes, that familiar feeling rushed over his face, just like the Figoer he saw in Devil's Department Store back then. Although he had a completely different body and appearance, Miser knew that, This guy is clearly Belphegor!

Miser grabbed Belphinger's arm, pointed at Samuel in disbelief, and pointed at Belphinger again: "You—?!"

Belphegor lowered his eyes and smiled at him, then hugged him up and said, "Go, go to bed, my dear, I think of a new way to play."

The Demon King of the Eighth Hell also showed Miser's familiar smile, and followed him silently.

Miser: "..."

Miser struggled desperately: "Are you a pervert, Belphegor?! Are you a pervert! Divorce! Divorce! I quit!"

From the very beginning, there was only one demon king in hell, Lucifer, Samuel, and Belphegor, who were actually one person, but too much power would always bring disputes, whether voluntary or involuntary.

Lucifer doesn't think war is a bad thing, but when it's pointless, boredom is a given.So the number of demon kings gradually became nine, and the two most powerful ones disappeared from everyone's sight, leaving only Belphegor who was famous for being lazy. sacrifice.

If becoming a slacker and fishing all day is considered a sacrifice.

Miser was already a Buddha, and the succubus lay paralyzed on the bed, speechless: "So the one in the ninth hell is also you?"

Belphegor gnawed on his finger and hummed softly, "That's right."

Miser couldn't help but said, "I feel like my outlook has been impacted."

Belphegor smiled and said, "Honey, if you pay more attention, you will find that this incident is not without trace. In fact, there are many legends about object confusion in the world."

Miser has also been in the human world for decades. Of course, he knows all kinds of stories about hell that have appeared in human mouths. There are many legends about Belphegor alone, let alone about Satan. The same story Things will always appear in the legends of several completely different demon kings.

Miser thought it was the confusion caused by human beings spreading these stories, but unexpectedly touched part of the truth.

"It's not just Beelzebub and the others, the seraphs in heaven actually know about this, Michael, Gabriel, Tametron...but the target of this level of lies is not them. said Belphegor.

Belphegor raised his eyes and found that Miser was staring at him intently. He couldn't help laughing, "What's the matter, dear?"

Miser struggled, "I just don't know who you are all of a sudden."

Belphegor smiled and kissed him: "I am your husband."

"Of course, honey, if you want to call me by another name, it's fine," Belphegor said generously, "I don't mind your legal bigamy."

Miser was speechless, and then plunged into his arms with complicated emotions, and said, "You know what? I'm still a little bit emotional."

One slid from his back to his thighs, Samuel leaned over and said with a soft smile: "I know, my dear, that's why this kind of play is more emotional, isn't it?"

Miser: "..."

The succubus exploded.

In the end, under Miser's desperate resistance, he used the same face that belonged to Belphegor. After sleeping for two days, Belphegor took Miser to the Ninth Hell again.

The innermost heart of hell is narrower than the eighth hell. There is no city here, only a palace, and the sky is a gloomy dark red. Belphegor's last clone, Lucifer, sleeps here—or one of Lucifer's clones Belphegor was standing beside Miser.

Miser looked at the tall fallen angel on the bed with closed eyes who had only heard about it in rumors, and then turned his head to look at the smiling devil beside him, who had been beaten for years full of lies.

These two are one person...

Although he was still a little confused, when Belphegor approached him, Miser bounced away from the bed almost instantly.

Belphegor couldn't help laughing, and said, "Don't be so nervous, honey, I won't wake up for this part."

Miser watched him warily.

Belphegor spread the word, saying that he did not lie: "If Lucifer wakes up, heaven will respond."

Although divided into parts, Lucifer, as the body, is the most powerful part. Once he wakes up, he might be regarded as a prelude to war. Therefore, for this hard-won peace, Belphegor at most brought Miser had fun in the Eighth Hell, and the Ninth Hell can only be seen.

In fact, the Eighth Hell should never go again. Just like Belphinger can easily see many things, heaven also has its own eyes. It's not a sign of peace, and it might touch their sensitive nerves one day.

Only then did Miser relax, willing to lean on Belphegor like before.

"So this is the biggest secret in hell?"

"It can be said," Belphegor looked down at him, "Although this secret has little effect to some extent, it is my business, so I want you to know."

Miser's heart moved, and he raised his head to look at Belphegor.

In fact, he also thought about similar issues. Whether he was a human or a demon, Belphegor knew everything he experienced from birth to death, but he knew very little about his husband.

The information is not equal, even if they believe in the relationship between them and sign a contract of living together and dying together, there will still be some uneasiness.

In fact, Belphegor is quite considerate, Miser couldn't help thinking.

Belphegor showed a smile, and stretched out to wrap his arms around his waist: "I've always been very caring, my dear, I'll tell you everything about me, so now you want to go back and talk slowly?"

Miser saw through this guy's thoughts at a glance, and said mercilessly, "Go back to bed and talk slowly?"

Belphegor smiled silently.

Miser squinted at him for a long time, but couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth: "You hate me to death! Go away!"

-

The honeymoon time has long been used up. Miser originally wanted to spend another week on credit, but half a month passed after sleeping. In the end, he could only run back in a hurry with his pants up.

The employees of Devil's Department Store were a little slack after attending the wedding, quite a bit like "our boss is married to the devil, and we still need the little money to open the store?".

Facts have proved that lack.

The succubus returned to Devil's Department Store, checked the accounts, and immediately went berserk, beating up the employees in the store one by one, not even the melon-eating unicorn escaped.

"I, Miser, have been running this store for so long! This is the first time! I have lost so much water without being a monster!!! What are you doing! This store will go bankrupt without me!"

The employees clutched their buttocks, huddled together, kept silent, and dared not speak.

With a sullen face, Miser went to look through the ledger again.

Half of his loan amount has already been collected, and he is short of repayment, that is to say, he has only 150 years left in his loan repayment career.

Originally, Miser thought that he could still save a lot of money in the past 150 years, so that he could take the time to slowly renovate the house in hell, but if the turnover has always been like this, then he still has to do a fart decoration!

Miser became more and more angry, and his face became more and more ugly. The moon sneezed in fright, and Bedo almost peed. Finally, Harry swallowed and bravely said, "We know we were wrong, Miser."

Miser looked up at them angrily, then thought of something, frowned, his expression suddenly softened, and said lightly: "It's fine if you know you're wrong."

Everyone: "..."

Everyone thought that there was something wrong with their ears. They made Miser lose money for more than a month, so they were let go? !

The employees glanced at Succubus one after another, fearing that he might be angry, but saw that the other party was very calm, and said: "I will give you a week, and if the turnover can recover, I will give you two days off and take you to hell." Play."

Everyone: "???"

Everyone took a deep breath, is there such a good thing? !

Miser smiled and said, "Of course, what a kind and magnanimous boss I am! Not only do I have two days off, but I also have fixed rotations from now on until... well, no until, the rotation system will remain forever!"

All the employees were stunned. For a long time, Robert ejected and rushed out with a "meow", and began to mop the floor frantically: "Long live Miser!"

Angel Al rushed to the shelf after him: "Holiday!"

Harry grabbed the broom: "Roll!"

Everyone: "Yeah!!!"

Miser looked at the excited employees with a happy smile on his face.

At the same time, he crossed out the labor cost of decorating the manor in his mind.

I'm such a smart boss, yeah! ! !