Devil's Department Store

"Belphegor has fallen." Mostima said firmly.

All the demon kings looked at him with the eyes of "Are you out of your mind?"

Mostima hurriedly said, "I mean, once again!"

Azazel looked at him unhappily, and said, "You can't just despise Belphegor just because he found his other half."

The devil king of the sixth hell is very sure: "Love will not make people fall!"

Mostima hesitated to speak.

At this time, Belphegor came over with a smile.

Azazel cast a friendly look at the newly married person, and he saw the other party reaching out to him: "Money."

Azazel: "..."

Belphegor: "Two million."

Azazel: "..."

Mammon got up from her seat and ran, but was grabbed by Belphinger and went straight out of her pocket.

Mammon struggled, Mammon was beaten, Mammon screamed: "I have no money! You didn't say you would give us money when you called us!"

Belphegor snatched his wallet like a high school bully bullying his classmates: "I'm talking about it now, give me the money!"

Mostima silently looked at Azazel.

Azazel: "..."

Love does not corrupt people, love only makes people slaves to their wives.

His Majesty the Demon King of the Sixth Hell silently took out his wallet.

Just like Belphegor who robbed the devil one by one, Miser also went to the human world to collect money. Of course the mermaid is very generous, and the human horse gave a little, and the werewolf...

Werewolf: "..."

Miser didn't make things difficult for them. After thinking about it, he said, "Why don't you come and work for me for another 20 years?"

Andrew looked at Miser as if he was looking at a devil. Andrea quickly protected her partner and said with a dry smile, "We'll send a few clansmen to help you work later, as long as it takes!"

Miser smacked his lips, reluctantly agreed, and then turned to the employees' desks.

Robert couldn't believe it: "Are you a human Miser? We don't even have a salary, and we still have to give you some money?!" It thought Miser came to give them candy!

The little cat thinks that he is so naive, every time he thinks he has understood Miser, but the succubus always has a way to lower his lower limit—is it human!

"Tsk," Miser was speechless: "It's symbolic, just give it whatever you want. You see, one person at the table next to the devil gets 200 million. I didn't even set the amount for you."

Harry didn't speak, and took out his wallet in silence. The vampire boy who matured early has already shouldered a burden that doesn't belong to his age. His mother found him a stepdad, and he still needs to pay for it...

Seeing this, Robert had no choice but to sell a can of cat food. Bei Duo made a handprint, indicating that he would pay for a bone and pay in advance. After returning to the Devil's Department Store, he paid for the first meal. Stupidly picked up two feathers. He also began to pluck his own feathers.

Miser: "Angel's feathers are worthless, pluck the fluff, and then sew two duck down pillows."

Al: "..."

Angel let out a loud sob: "Good boss."

Of course, the witch did not escape, she gritted her teeth and paid the money. If he had been allowed to choose, he would have refused the invitation.

Other than the fact that everyone who attended the wedding was robbed, it was a great time, the food was delicious, the wine was delicious, the show was good and the games were fun.

The celebration lasted for seven days and seven nights, and Belphegor generously made this day a legal holiday of the First Hell.The employees thought they only had two days off, but they didn't expect to earn five days for nothing, and they left willingly when they went back to work.

Miser didn't go back to the human world together, the newlyweds, of course they will stay in hell for their honeymoon!

Speaking of the honeymoon, Belphinger was very serious: "I think our bedroom is quite big, and we can sleep in one room for one day, which is exactly half a year after sleeping."

Miser: "..."

Of course, Miser refused without hesitation. He didn't want the gossip spreading in hell half a year later to be "The Demon King's Honeymoon Suicide—Belphegor spent half a year sleeping to death. The dead contract belched along with him."

too frightening.

Moreover, Miser only gave himself half a month of vacation, and he thought that this half month was just right for counting the accounts related to the wedding.

In the end, the two negotiated, and each took a half step back, planning to travel for a month and visit the whole hell.

Miser has been staying in the first hell since the day he became a demon, and he has never been to the territory of other demon kings. Speaking of it, he really needs a lot of experience. After all, he has become the queen of Belphegor. There is a high probability that the affairs of hell will fall on him.

The first stop was the Second Hell. Mostima was tricked twice by Belphegor, and they were not very welcome. In addition, it was very chaotic here, full of fighting demons. Miser and Belphegor lived for two I will go to the third hell in one day.

The Abaddon man was not bad, and he was very curious about Miser, so he warmly entertained the two of them.It's just that he has been cheated by Mammon for a long time, and the wedding was squeezed out some time ago. This demon king is very poor, and in the end the only thing he can get out is the arena performance.Miser was forced to watch bloody battles for three days, and had nightmares in Belphinger's arms at night, and ran away in a hurry after three days.

The situation in the Fourth Hell is relatively normal. Under the governance of the Demon King Leviathan, although it does not have the unique location advantage of the First Hell, it is also very rich, and everyone lives a positive life.

"It just looks like that," Belphegor explained. "The demonic psychology here is actually very dark."

Miser: "? How do you say?" He looked pretty good.

Belphegor said: "To put it simply, I want to have what you have. If I can't get it, then don't even think about keeping what you have."

Miser: "...???"

After meeting Leviathan, Miser understood what Belphegor meant. He was alone when he went to the wedding last time. When he saw the Demon King again this time, he was accompanied by two beautiful female demons. .

Like Abaddon, Leviathan is also very interested in Miser, but obviously, the meanings of these two "interests" are not the same.

The demon king of the Fourth Hell stared at Miser as soon as he came up. He stroked his chin and said, "So that's the case. I didn't see it clearly before. It's a very rare soul. It's hard to find, isn't it? There is the first soul in the world." Two?"

Belphinger glanced at him with a smile, and Leviathan looked away calmly, followed suit with a smile, drove away the two demons around him, and said, "Go for a stroll, I'll prepare a banquet for you .”

Leviathan's palace is very large. According to Belphegor, it was built according to the Mammon family. The food is also very delicious, and the cook is hired according to the Beelzebub family.

Miser: "..."

He seemed to understand what Belphegor meant by darkness.

During the dinner, Leviathan kept sizing up Miser intentionally or unintentionally, and saw that Miser was covered in hairs, and his whole body was close to Belphegor, almost sitting on his lap, until Belphegor knocked on the table, and the fourth Only then did the demon king of hell restrain himself a little, and reluctantly let Miser finish his meal properly.

This time, the whole day was not full, so Miser took Belphinger and hurried away.

He was afraid that if he stayed for a few more days, Leviathan would find a wife like the one of the Belphegor family... If he couldn't find it, he would have to attack them both, it was terrible.

The Fifth Hell is Mammon's territory. This is an old acquaintance. Although he is rich, he is extremely stingy, and he can compete with Miser.

The succubus thought that their treat might be a dinner of potatoes and slices of bread, but Mammon had no intention of entertaining them at all.

Meals are fine, money is fine, accommodation is also fine, money is fine, if you don’t have money, you two can figure out how to play where you should go.

Miser: "..." The plot is too familiar to be angry.

Fortunately, there are other acquaintances in the Fifth Hell. Monica warmly entertained them, and Garcia also came halfway. A couple and a couple visited the more prosperous attractions in the Fifth Hell. This time Played enough for a week before leaving.

Azazel from the Sixth Hell is a truly normal person. Although he has been blackmailed, this devil still has a good impression of Miser and Belphegor. When Miser chatted with him, he felt uncomfortable. It's like facing a devil, but facing an ordinary good friend.

Miser knew that Azazel had a love affair, but the demon king told the succubus when they stayed that day that they actually met because of Azazel.

"At the meeting of the devil 300 years ago, Azazel raised the issue of whether there is a happy marriage in the world," Belphegor said with a smile, "I was drawn and went to the world to find the answer to this issue, and then met you."

In fact, when he won the lottery, Belphegor was still ready to play tricks. He didn't want to waste time going to the world at all. Wouldn't it be good if he had the time to sleep for two more days?

It's not a bad thing to lose, or it will be a big loss.

It was only then that Miser knew that Azazel had helped him so much, and his conscience, which hadn't existed for a while, began to ache. He knew that Azazel's members had less money and needed more money.

But Miser had another curious question: "So what was your conclusion?"

Belphegor looked at him, smiled, and said: "At that time, I came to the conclusion that there is no happy marriage in the world, but at the same time, I also told Azazel that there may be another answer."

Miser tilted his head: "What do you mean?"

Belphegor leaned into his ear and said, "It means, I have to verify it myself—we can tell him the second answer tomorrow morning."

Miser blushed, and before he could react, Belphegor had already pinned him down and entangled him.

Azazel received Belphegor's answer and entertained the happy newlyweds for a week before sending them to the Seventh Hell.

The Seventh Hell may not be good enough, but food is definitely the first. Belphegor and Miser sat and ate three days of running water in the palace of Beelzebub, and were taken to the streets to eat all kinds of weird food. Street snacks.

Belphegor couldn't understand: "Since you have recruited so many cooks, why don't you put these guys in the palace too? Isn't it tiring to walk so much?"

Beelzebub snorted: "The delicacy of street food is that it is street food. Putting it in a gorgeous palace, the taste will be completely wrong. Whether it is a dirty environment, crowded crowds, or a tired body, the joyful Mood is a necessary condition for tasting this delicacy."

Miser whispered to Belphegor, "Although I agree with him, he sounds like a philosopher."

Beelzebub heard it, smiled, and said: "I'm glad you agree with my point of view, and I don't object to you treating me as a philosopher, because food is common to everything in the world, and of course Including philosophy."

After eating at the street stall for a day, Beelzebub took them back to have a feast. Miser felt strange at first, but Beelzebub explained: "Part of the food takes time to cultivate, pickled, fermented, matured, If there is not enough time, there is not enough delicious food. Yesterday was a free day, so in order not to waste time, we went out."

Miser suddenly realized.

Nobody hated good food and no need to move around, the hospitality in the Seventh Hell was perfect, and Beelzebub made a good impression on Miser.

——Until the day of farewell.

Belphegor: "Why do you keep pulling us to eat? I thought you would teach my wife how to cook."

Beelzebub: "Because your wife looks so delicious, but you signed a contract with him, so you can't really eat him. Of course, you must seize the time to watch him eat."

Belphegor: "..."

Miser: "..."

Sure enough, there are no normal people among you demon kings!Except Azazel!

Leaving the Seventh Hell, Miser thought that Belphegor would take him back to the First Hell. There were not a few days left in a month, and it would be good to stay at home and sleep for the rest of the time. Unexpectedly, Belphegor would take him to But it is the way to go deeper.

Miser was taken aback: "Are we going to the eighth hell?"

Belphegor smiled and said, "Of course, didn't we agree to go through hell?"

Miser looked at him and stammered, "But, but, aren't the eighth and ninth hells the territory of the two Satans? And the road has already been blocked!"

Belphegor looked at him, and couldn't help laughing when Miser showed a puzzled expression: "It's natural for others."