self-deprecating

When Han Zizhou entered the classroom the next day, Gu Ze was still copying homework drowsily in his seat as usual.

The school committee has already skillfully put their homework on Gu Ze's desk, waiting for "Emperor Gu" to come.

"Good morning." Gu Ze greeted lazily.

"Good morning." Han Zizhou replied.

Han Zizhou waited for a long time, but Gu Ze still copied his homework seriously, without any intention of saying a word to him.

Everything you saw after school yesterday was fake?Why didn't Gu Ze say anything?

"You yesterday..." Han Zizhou pretended to mention it casually.

"I didn't sleep well, I'm really sleepy..." Gu Ze yawned as he spoke.

"Then you sleep well." Han Zizhou answered the question forcefully. Gu Ze obviously didn't want to talk about it, so he didn't ask.

"Thank you for your concern." Gu Ze turned his head and smiled at him.

The last section at noon is physical education class, and the people in class six stand on the playground and complain about the sun at noon.

The physical education teacher hung up his whistle, not paying any attention to the wailing of the girls and the sweat running down the necks of the boys, "School has started, you all know the annual physical test, and you can't hide it."

"Teacher, the weather is too hot, can we just test a standing long jump in the shade?" The girl stood in the queue and discussed with him.

The physical education teacher smiled, "Yes." There was a glint of joy in everyone's eyes.Immediately afterwards, the physical education teacher said, "There is still 50 meters to run."

"Ah? Teacher, I really can't run anymore, I'm going to suffer from heat stroke..."

"Today's 50-meter test and standing long jump, needless to say." The physical education teacher raised the roster in his hand, "Where is the sports committee? Which one?"

A tall boy walked out of the line, "Teacher, it's me."

"Oh, little glutinous rice balls." The physical education teacher looked at the boy and smiled.

"Teacher, my name is Tang Yuan, don't call me by nickname." The boy's expression showed helplessness.

"You were on the basketball team in the first year of high school, and you still have such a good relationship with me. Needless to say, take them for a run and exercise, so as not to get hurt later." The physical education teacher dismissed it and waved his hand to signal him to take the team away. .

Tang Yuan took everyone on the runway.

The weather in September is still very hot, and the brick-red plastic runway exudes a somewhat unpleasant smell.

Han Zizhou didn't like the smell, so he adjusted his breath and followed the team slowly.Gu Ze was running beside him, breathing easily and stepping briskly.

Everyone obviously didn't want to run, the team was loose, and a few girls were joking with the sports committee while running.

"Sports Committee, is your nickname really Xiaotangyuan?"

Tang Yuan is tall and burly, but actually quite shy. Whenever a girl calls him his nickname, she always feels that her cheeks, which were originally flushed due to the weather, are reddened by two points.

"Well, people from the basketball team started." Tang Yuan said while leading the team.

"Hahahaha, I just don't think it fits."

"Is the contrast cute? I think this nickname is a bit cute."

……

The people in the class laughed happily.The classmates in the class didn't have any malicious intentions, and Tang Yuan wasn't annoyed, he just smiled innocently.

After running a lap, measure the standing long jump first.

Instead of taking them to the sandpit under the sun, the physical education teacher drew two lines with a tape measure in the shade, asked them to line up to jump, and threw the roster to Tang Yuan to record the results.

After the dance, Han Zizhou stood beside him, waiting quietly.

Gu Ze was the last one, and today he was wearing a loose school uniform with short sleeves, white and a blue collar.

His jumping ability is very good, he jumped into the air like a leopard, and then landed lightly.

"Two meters and 48." The physical education teacher looked at the tape measure next to him and announced a number.

Han Zizhou didn't pay attention to how far he jumped, but saw that when he raised his arms to take off just now, the loose hem of his school uniform was lifted up, and there seemed to be a bruise on his waist.

After Gu Ze finished the test, the physical education teacher directly took them to line up to test the 50-meter run.

Han Zizhou walked beside Gu Ze, raised his hand and pressed Gu Ze's waist.Gu Ze was in pain and frightened, he jumped to the side with a "bass", "What are you doing?!"

The two people walking in front turned their heads curiously when they heard the voice. The boss was looking at the new classmate with a shocked face, while the new classmate was expressionless.

It was obviously not a normal occasion, so he obediently turned his head back and quickened his pace.

"Does it hurt?" Han Zizhou asked.

Gu Ze twitched the corner of his mouth, "It's okay. It's okay to be affected a little bit, and the physical test results are not important."

Han Zizhou nodded, "Be careful these two days."

Hearing this, Gu Ze approached Han Zizhou with a smile, "My deskmate, why do you care about me so much? I'm really touched by the deep friendship we had as classmates."

Han Zizhou: "...No."

Gu Ze blinked, his peach blossom eyes were very beautiful, "Nothing? Don't you care about me?"

Han Zizhou: "Forget it, I didn't say anything."

Gu Ze laughed, "Why are you so cute? You're cuter than a little glutinous rice ball."

The sports committee seemed to hear someone calling him, and looked around blankly.

Han Zizhou took a deep breath, "Get out, or I don't mind adding a bruise to your waist."

Han Zizhou and Gu Ze were in the last group. As soon as the physical education teacher blew the whistle, the two rushed out.

The speed of 50 meters is very fast, it only takes a few seconds.

Gu Ze watched as Han Zizhou crossed the finish line half a body faster than himself.

Han Zizhou took two slow steps, turned his head and raised his eyebrows at him, probably saying, "I'm faster than you."

"Fuck!" Gu Ze walked to the side, "I have a bad waist today, what are you proud of?"

Han Zizhou nodded, "Oh, your back is bad."

Seeing his thoughtful look, Gu Ze held back the swear words that came out of his mouth, and then said with a smile: "I don't know if a man can't speak fast?"

Han Zizhou: "Get lost."

Gu Ze laughed happily. Han Zizhou looked at Gu Ze's smile and wanted to be cold-faced, but in the end he couldn't help but also laughed.

"What are you laughing at?" Han Zizhou suppressed the smile on his lips and asked.

"Then why are you laughing?" Gu Ze asked back.

"I'm laughing like a fool." Han Zizhou said seriously.

"Fuck! You're enough." Gu Ze waved his fist and lightly landed on Han Zizhou's shoulder.

A few girls who were hiding in the shade in the distance excitedly took out their mobile phones and took pictures like crazy.

"Smile so beautifully! Oh my god."

"Indeed, Han Zizhou usually feels indifferent, but when he smiles, he feels clearer."

"It's too far away to shoot too blurry."

"You can be content if you can take pictures. Didn't someone secretly take pictures of Han Zizhou last time when he was discovered, and brother Ze threatened to delete the pictures?"

"Sneak photo of Han Zizhou, why did Brother Ze delete the photo?"

"Um...Maybe it's to show friendliness to the new tablemate?"

"Why bother so much, hurry up and post it in the group, so that everyone can help each other to have more good-looking photos." A girl urged.

"Good good."

The group message "+3" of "Love each other":

I love porridge: [picture.jpg]

I love porridge: [picture.jpg]

I love porridge: [picture.jpg]

I love porridge: share photos of the latest school grass physical education class! ! !

Learning makes me happy: Ahhhh! ! !I'm gone! !You have a good smile! ! !

Mathematics and Chemistry: The sisters have the courage to even dare to secretly take pictures.

Yunyun: Thank you sisters for risking their lives to bring photos.

. . : Thanks +1

Bald girl: I am the only one who pays attention to why Xiaocao and Brother Ze are together?Still smiling so happily?

The third year of high school is not as good as a dog: The girls above are really annoying, can't they study hard?

sdhioefn: Does studying have something to do with my looking at handsome guys?Maybe it's because you are ugly that you are jealous of others.You have to learn what group news to read here.

The third year of high school is not as good as a dog: your mother...

["The third year of high school is not as good as a dog" has been removed from the group chat. 】

[Administrator] No. [-] Middle School New Media Propaganda Department: Everyone should love each other, and you can't swear in the group, otherwise you will be removed from the group chat.

Wangzai's milk is a bit sweet: Actually, I'm also curious, Brother Ze and Han Xiaocao...you are not alone, the sisters above.

Yao Jie was sitting on the playground watching the screen, and couldn't help but reply when he saw this.

Outstanding talent: Zege and Han Zizhou are at the same table as well as friends, there is nothing wrong with them being together.

Cabbage: That's it.

……

After the physical education teacher finished the test, they let them go about freely. Yao Jie looked at his watch, put away his phone and walked to Gu Ze, "Brother Ze, get out of class is almost over, let's go to the cafeteria to eat, just don't rush."

"Okay, let's go. The physical education class at noon is the benefit."

The students in the class naturally thought so too, and those who were a little bit brave ran into the cafeteria from the playground.As for hard-working and conscientious talents like the academic committee, as soon as the physical education teacher said that they were dismissed, they took out "3500 words that must be memorized for the college entrance examination" from their pockets, and sat in the shade to recite seriously.

Han Zizhou entered the cafeteria. He has been trying other meats besides stir-fried pork these two days. Today is the sweet and sour pork tenderloin at window one.

Gu Ze looked at the bright red sweet and sour pork tenderloin on Han Zizhou's dinner plate and couldn't help asking, "Do you like sweets?"

Han Zizhou shook his head, "So-so."

Gu Ze: "Oh, then you may need water." After speaking, he pushed the mineral water he just bought to Han Zizhou.

Han Zizhou took a mouthful of sweet and sour pork in doubt, and immediately felt that what Gu Ze said made sense, he really needed water.

The tenderloin is wrapped in starch, and the sweet and greasy taste like syrup fills the whole mouth.The sweet-and-sour pork tenderloin turned into sugar-sugar pork tenderloin, which was not sour-sweet at all, which made it difficult for people like Han Zizhou who don't like sugar.Best of all, no tenderloin, just a thick starchy crust!

Han Zizhou swallowed with difficulty, unscrewed the mineral water that Gu Ze pushed over and drank half a bottle.Then he got up and made a new order of fried pork. Only fried pork can soothe the wounded soul.

Sitting across from him, Gu Ze smiled and said, "It's all right, you can only gain something if you try."

Han Zizhou: ...

After dinner, Han Zizhou went to the canteen. He drank Gu Ze's water just now, and he wanted to buy another bottle for Gu Ze.

Gu Ze followed behind, "What to buy?"

"Buy water, can I buy ice?"

Gu Ze nodded, then shook his head again, "Forget it, forget it, I don't drink ice."

"Then what do you drink?" Han Zizhou put down the mineral water he took out from the freezer, "Coke?"

As soon as Gu Ze heard Coke, he remembered what happened before. Anxiously, he raised his hand to take a bottle of normal temperature mineral water from the shelf and threw it into Han Zizhou's arms, "Normal temperature!"

After a pause of two seconds, he picked up a bottle of mineral water from the shelf and threw it into Han Zizhou's arms, "You drink room temperature too! Healthy!"

Han Zizhou saw Gu Ze turn around and leave the canteen with a stinky face, put the ice water back with a smile, and went to check out with two bottles of normal temperature mineral water.