self-deprecating

Gu Ze went home on time before Ms. Gu Lan entered the house according to the time after school.

After dinner, Ms. Gu went to the square dance as usual, and asked Gu Ze to do his homework obediently.Gu Ze was obviously disobedient, he packed up his dishes and slipped into a nearby Internet cafe.

He plays games as a trainer, but the time can't be too long. He has to go home before twelve o'clock. It's too late, and Ms. Gu is worried.I wanted to pick up two more people, but I didn't have enough time, so I only had two or three people at a time, so I didn't let myself be too idle, and I could earn a little bit.

After going home at night and washing up, I have to sit at the desk and do my homework.In fact, there are not many homework, and they are all very basic questions, but Gu Ze's ability is limited, so he just copied the answers in the end.

Gu Ze yawned and scribbled homework. Ms. Gu had already fallen asleep, so Gu Ze threw away the pen.

I thought: Let’s leave it at that today. Ms. Gu doesn’t know about it for the time being. She won’t call her parents if she doesn’t complete it once or twice.

Han Zizhou ran into Gu Ze at the school gate early the next morning. Gu Ze obviously didn't wake up, he was lazy.

"Good morning."

Gu Ze glanced at him, wearing a clean school uniform, riding his comfortable bicycle, exuding youthful vigor.

"Good morning." Gu Ze replied.

The two were relatively silent and entered the classroom.

The school committee was endorsing, when Gu Ze entered the classroom, he walked to the school committee's desk and said, "Borrow your homework."

The school committee raised his head in panic, "What?"

Gu Ze showed no expression, "I want to borrow the homework you wrote yesterday, and I want to copy it."

The school committee nodded, found out his homework from the schoolbag, and offered it with both hands, "This."

Gu Ze took away the homework, "Thanks."

The school committee shook his head tremblingly, "No, nothing."

Han Zizhou saw that he copied the school committee's homework with one hand and his own homework seriously, and asked, "Why did you copy the school committee's homework?"

Gu Ze didn't look up, "They're all members of the school committee. Of course, their academic performance is very good. I only copy the students' homework well."

Han Zizhou looked at Gu Ze speechlessly, he really asked a lot.

After copying homework, Gu Ze fell asleep for the entire morning reading and self-study. He woke up during class, but he was obviously not fully awake. He continued to sleep after listening to it.

Gu Ze actually attended the lectures, but he didn't understand much, especially Lao Zhang's mathematics, coupled with Lao Zhang's unchanging tone, Gu Ze fell asleep faster.

We ate together at noon, because Han Zizhou still remembered the meal he owed yesterday, and also remembered yesterday's "Small Fried Pork Revenge".

Han Zizhou rushed into the cafeteria after class, stood in front of Gu Ze, and finally got a piece of fried pork that he had been longing for.

When the three sat down to eat, Han Zizhou suddenly felt a pair of eyes, which was obvious.

I raised my head to see where it was coming from, only to hear a "click" of the shutter.

There is only a row of tables between him and a boy who is holding up his mobile phone to secretly film him. He obviously forgot to set the sound. The shutter sound perfectly shows his behavior.

Han Zizhou frowned, he was very upset to be photographed so blatantly.He put down his chopsticks and walked to the side of the boy.

"Please delete the photo."

The boy refused to admit it, "What photo? What's wrong with you?"

Han Zizhou said with a cold face, "Say it again, delete the photo."

The boy looked at him in an unfriendly manner, but still stuck his neck and said, "What photo? There is no photo."

Gu Ze's seat was facing away from the two people. Hearing the conversation, he put down his chopsticks and walked to the side, stepped on the stool next to the boy, put his elbows on his knees, his hands on his chin, and narrowed his eyes slightly.

"I asked you to delete the photo, didn't you hear me?"

Seeing that Gu Ze was obviously nervous, the boy swallowed his saliva, "No..."

"Nothing?" Gu Ze asked again.

Gu Ze obviously had a natural deterrent, the boy took out his phone, "I will delete it."

"Hurry up." Gu Ze stared at the boy and deleted Han Zizhou's photo, then took his phone to check again, and confirmed that it was gone.

Throwing the phone to the boy, Han Zizhou asked, "Why did you secretly take pictures of me?"

The boy squinted at Gu Ze, Gu Ze still looked at him coldly with his original expression.

"That's right, someone in the school asked for high-definition pictures of your full face, and I just wanted to secretly take a few pictures..." Nervously explaining the reason, the boy ran away with a plate in his hand.

Han Zizhou's face was a little cold, what are they all about?

Gu Ze retracted his legs and patted his shoulder: "Let's eat, your fried pork is going to be cold."

Han Zizhou sat down to eat with a blank expression on his face. Gu Ze, who was sitting across from him, glanced at Han Zizhou's face, "I never thought you could make money with your face? You've only been here for a day, and someone paid you for it." Photos." After speaking, Gu Ze couldn't help laughing.

Yao Jie sat on the sidelines and watched the whole process, lowering his head and suppressing a smile.

Han Zizhou glanced at him coldly.

Gu Ze didn't care. After thinking about it for a while, he suddenly felt that it was a huge business opportunity, "At the same table, let's cooperate."

Han Zizhou asked: "What is cooperation?"

"Let's sell your photos, what kind of ID photos, life photos, art photos, you show your face, I'll sell them, how about we share the money equally?" Gu Ze said happily, but Han Zizhou's face became more and more serious. black.

One second he was thanking him for helping to delete the photo, and the next second he wanted to beat this person until his parents didn't even recognize him.

"Are you looking for a fight?" Han Zizhou narrowed his eyes and glanced at him.

Gu Ze suddenly felt chills on his back, and said with a smile: "No, I was just joking. As your dear deskmate, I only delete photos for you, and I will never sell them. Really, this time it is true."

Han Zizhou didn't want to talk to this stupid and stupid deskmate anymore, he quickly finished his meal with his head down, left Gu Ze behind and went back to the classroom.

Gu Ze looked at Han Zizhou's back, how could his tablemate blow up his hair if he teased him, just like the cat at the second uncle's house downstairs, it was so much fun.

When Gu Ze came back, he brought a bottle of Coke to Han Zizhou, and gently put it on the corner of the table, "At the same table, I'll treat you to a Coke."

Han Zizhou glanced at him, "Nothing to show courtesy."

"No, no, this is a reasonable act for our friendship." Gu Ze shook his head.

Han Zizhou picked up the Coke and put it in Huihuize's hand, "No need, I don't like it."

Gu Ze took the Coke, "Don't you like it? Why? You don't like Coke."

Han Zizhou glanced at him with an inexplicable look, "Coke Kill..."

Gu Ze: ...

Han Zizhou felt inexplicably relieved when he saw that Gu Ze was deflated, raised the corners of his mouth, took out a thick exercise book from his desk pocket, and began to write.

Gu Ze threw the Coke into Yao Jie's arms. Yao Jie was having fun playing the game. He didn't notice what the two people behind him said, and looked at Gu Ze in surprise, "Brother Ze, why did you give it to me? I already There's a bottle."

Gu Ze said irritably, "You can deal with it yourself, don't let me see it again."

Yao Jie nodded, "Understood." Then he turned and gave it to his deskmate Duan Yuelin.

Duan Yuelin took the Coke that Brother Ze had given him indirectly, and only opened his mouth in shock, and then happily played games while drinking Coke.

After two or three days, Han Zizhou has fully adapted to the life rules in No. [-] Middle School.The life at the same table is also very regular. When I came in the morning, I borrowed the homework from the school committee, slept on the table halfway through the class, and occasionally skipped class without seeing anyone, and returned home on time in the afternoon.

Han Zizhou rode his bicycle home after school as usual, and when passing by the path behind the school, he accidentally saw a familiar person.

This road is next to the school wall, and there are some shops next to it. Near the school, they basically sell stationery or food, which is noisy.

Several people stood under the wall, and the person in the innermost one was obviously his deskmate.

Han Zizhou sat on the bicycle with one foot on the ground, looking at Gu Ze from afar.

Gu Ze was carrying a schoolbag, he was not wearing a school uniform on his upper body, and his lower body was the school's uniform dark blue sweatpants, standing among several people.

Han Zizhou knew that this was obviously blocked, he stood on the outside, and didn't want to get involved in this matter, but thinking of how Gu Ze was being chased last time, he stopped and watched quietly from a distance.

Gu Ze seemed to feel his gaze, the two looked at each other, and Gu Ze looked away again, obviously not pretending not to know each other.

Han Zizhou was a little surprised, why didn't he stop this time?

Gu Ze looked at the few people in front of him a little irritably, "Get out of the way if you have nothing to do."

The person who combed the plane's hair was probably the eldest among several people, "Gu Ze, why are you all right? Let's collect some interest first."

Gu Ze sneered, "Charge interest, what kind of interest? Is it enough to treat your fist as interest?" As soon as he said that, Gu Ze's fist hit the belly of the aircraft head.

The head of the plane snorted and cursed, "Fuck! Gu Ze, you're fucking me." He turned his head and shouted at a few people, "Go for it. If I don't beat you until I call you Dad today, I'll take your surname."

The people next to him rushed up together, Gu Ze grabbed a person's arm and kicked his upper abdomen, the person was kicked against the wall and coughed, Gu Ze greeted his face directly with his fist.

The small shop next to it was obviously no surprise, and the boss sat in the shop with his feet up and watched.As long as you don't hit your own shop, no one cares if you call casually.

Han Zizhou looked at Gu Ze, the fight was completely wild, without any rules, but there was a sense of ruthlessness.The fists were strong enough and the kicks were hard enough. After a while, several people fell to the side of the road moaning/groaning/coughing.

Gu Ze himself was also beaten, but it was nothing serious. He patted the footprints on his body and walked out with his schoolbag on his back.

"Oh, you will have my surname from now on, son." After taking two steps, he looked back at the nose of the plane and said, "Stop blocking me after school, your grandma is calling me home for dinner."

The aircraft head was cursing from behind, but Gu Ze ignored it and walked straight away.

Gu Ze walked directly along the road, then turned a corner, and disappeared around the corner, completely ignoring Han Zizhou, as if he were a stranger.

Han Zizhou counted the number of those lying on the ground, there are six in total, it seems that it is not impossible to pick ten.

Gu Ze saw Han Zizhou, but obviously couldn't talk to him.These people are like this, like psoriasis, they can't hide, they can only fight, come and fight once.

If they knew that Gu Ze and Han Zizhou knew each other, they would find Han Zizhou if they couldn't guarantee it. Even if the possibility was small, there would still be risks.

Gu Ze thought as he walked, and when he got to the bus stop, he just wanted to curse: Why is the bus stop on this road so far away!I'm exhausted!

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