self-deprecating
Chapter 17
There was still the last class left before they could go to the cafeteria to eat. Yao Jie ran from the last row to the first row.
"Brother Ze, can you go out to eat today?"
Gu Ze leaned lazily against the wall, "Go out to eat?"
"Well, I don't know what happened to the group of kids in the first year of high school these days. They rushed to the cafeteria like burning their buttocks. They finished buying all the good dishes. I haven't eaten fried pork for several days." Yao Jay rolled his eyes helplessly.
Indeed, for several days even the more delicious meals in the cafeteria were hard to grab. The remaining meat dishes were sweet and sour pork, and no one wanted to eat them at all.Why don't you go out to eat something good at noon.
Thinking of this, Gu Ze nodded, "Okay, I'll go out to eat later."
Yao Jie hummed contentedly and returned to his seat.
Gu Ze poked Han Zizhou, "At the same table, go out to eat with me at noon."
Han Zizhou asked suspiciously, "Can I leave the school?"
No. [-] middle school students were not allowed to leave the school gate at noon, and everyone had to eat in the cafeteria.Han Zizhou transferred to another school for more than a month, thinking that there was a way to get out of school.
Gu Ze shook his head, "□□. Have you climbed over the wall as the number one in your grade?"
When Han Zizhou heard this sentence, he nodded indifferently and said, "That's right, I haven't turned it over, and good students don't know it."
Gu Ze looked at him with the corner of his mouth curled up, "Flip?"
Han Zizhou looked at the smile on Gu Ze's mouth, and said a word, "Flip."
Bai Lu heard the conversation from behind, and asked quickly, "Brother Ze, can you help me take out? The octopus balls at the back wall."
The girl looked at the two of them expectantly, she just brought a piece of octopus balls, no big deal, Gu Ze immediately agreed, "Yes."
"Thank you Brother Ze." Bai Lu thanked her and stopped talking.
As soon as the bell rang for the end of the last class, the people who were busy going to the cafeteria to eat immediately rushed out at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint.
Usually, the three of them are members of the sprinting army. Today, when they heard the bell rang for the end of get out of class, they slowly stood up from their seats and waited for the flow of people to basically leave before heading to the playground.
Gu Ze is an old hand, and took Han Zizhou straight to the back of the grove next to the playground.
At this time, I basically went to eat, and there was no one on the playground. With the dense tree canopy, it was a perfect place for sex.
Gu Ze walked in front, took two run-up steps, and jumped up to the top of the wall.He squatted on the wall, "deskmate, come up? Shall I pull you?"
It was indeed Han Zizhou's first time to go out of school, but he also played around a lot when he was a child.After saying "It's okay", he came up with his arms stretched out.
Yao Jie stood beside him, "Brother Ze! Brother Zhou, you don't need to pull, I need it." He raised his leg and stepped on the wall while waving a hand at Gu Ze.
Gu Ze took his hand and pulled Yao Jie up with all his might.
The three of them jumped from the top of the wall, and Gu Ze rubbed a little dust on Yao Jie's sleeve because he scraped the wall.
Yao Jie jumped aside, "Brother Ze, don't rub your clothes," he raised his hand and patted a small piece of gray-white dust on his sleeve, and muttered, "Why don't you rub Brother Zhou..."
"Ha," Gu Ze smiled, "What if I dirty my tablemate's clothes?"
"Brother Ze, aren't you afraid of dirtying my clothes?!" Yao Jie felt that this fake friendship was in jeopardy.
When Han Zizhou heard this, he answered, "It's okay, you can rub it on my sleeve."
Gu Ze looked up at him.
I saw Han Zizhou's lips move again, "Wash it for me if it gets dirty."
Gu Ze laughed out loud, why does this feel a little fierce and a little cute?Why do you always find it funny when you say it seriously?
"Okay, I'll wash it for you when it gets dirty." Gu Ze responded.
The restaurants next to the school are not big, and more are vendors pushing small carts. They only sell breakfast when they go to school in the morning and snacks when they leave school in the afternoon.
The three of them walked directly into a shop that looked relatively clean and spacious, and sat by the window to order food.
Yao Jie flipped through the menu, "Brother Zhou, do you have any taboos?"
Han Zizhou shook his head, "No, order casually."
"Okay, then I'll order directly as usual." Yao Jie summoned the waiter, "One beef tenderloin with hot pepper, one..."
"No." Gu Ze interrupted Yao Jie, "No hot pepper beef tenderloin."
Yao Jie looked at Gu Ze with a look of surprise, "No, didn't you like this a lot before? You've grown fond of the new and dislike the old so quickly?"
"Fart," Gu Ze smiled, "He can't eat it, the pepper in the beef tenderloin with pepper is a bit spicy."
Yao Jie nodded, "Then change it."
Han Zizhou looked at Gu Ze, how could he even know that he can't eat spicy food?Although they usually eat together, Han Zizhou never said it explicitly.
Gu Ze felt Han Zizhou's gaze, and looked back at him with a smile in his peach blossom eyes.
"Thank you." Han Zizhou inexplicably felt a little embarrassed watching, thanked him as if to cover up, picked up the tea on the table and took a sip.
After Yao Jie finished ordering, he closed the menu and asked, "Brother Zhou, don't you like spicy food?"
"No, you can only eat a little bit, not too much." Han Zizhou explained.
"Oh, Brother Ze even knows this, I don't even know, I will pay attention to it next time we have dinner together."
"Thank you." Han Zizhou thanked Yao Jie.
He didn't tell Gu Ze that he couldn't eat spicy food, but Gu Ze found out that he looked like a naughty guy, but he was a careful person.
The three of them said a few words casually, and the food was served.There is no chili in all, and it looks very "fresh".
Yao Jie and Gu Ze actually like to eat with heavy seasoning, so they didn't say anything, just lowered their heads and ate the rice in the bowl.
Han Zizhou smiled in his heart, these two people are really good.
After paying the bill, I still remembered to bring octopus balls to Bai Lu, and the three of them kidnapped them to sell octopus balls.
Yao Jie smelled the tempting smell, and suddenly felt that he had another stomach, which was specially used for snacks. He also bought one, and shouted at the aunt who sold things, "Auntie, put more spicy!"
Gu Ze and Han Zizhou stood side by side at the back.
"Eat?" Gu Ze turned his head and asked.
"Forget it, I ate a lot at noon, so I'm not hungry." Han Zizhou shook his head.
"Well, let's eat next time."
Carrying two servings of octopus balls, the three entered the school again.
After entering the classroom, Bai Lu stood up excitedly, "Ahh, thank you Brother Ze, thank you Brother Zhou!"
The smell of octopus balls filled the classroom, surrounded by greedy people.
Although octopus balls are nothing special, these small snacks are always particularly attractive to students staying in school.
"Ah, I want to eat tomorrow too."
"□□, you deserve it."
"Hahaha, my weight doesn't allow it."
……
Gu Ze didn't expect everyone to like octopus balls so much, he was a little surprised.
"At the same table, everyone seems to like it quite a bit." Gu Ze said casually.
"Well, almost." Han Zizhou nodded.
Bai Lu and Yao Jie distributed their small balls to the students, and several students who were close to each other ate a bite, and there was a commotion in the classroom.
At noon the next day, Gu Ze ate from the cafeteria, but there was no one to be found.
Han Zizhou went back to the classroom alone, doing his homework quietly.
It has been more than a month since the school started, and the learning situation is on the right track. Han Zizhou has quickly gotten used to the learning rhythm, and he has enough energy to do other exercises for improvement.
Han Zizhou was checking the answers on the draft paper when suddenly a small cardboard box was placed on the table.
The steaming heat left mist on the white plastic bag, and the small octopus balls inside were vaguely seen.
"At the same table, do you want to eat?"
As soon as Han Zizhou looked up, he saw Gu Ze looking at him with raised eyebrows and a smile.
Han Zizhou put down the half-calculated question, "Why did you think of buying this today?"
"Everyone seemed to like it a lot yesterday, so I thought I'd buy it for you." Gu Ze sat down on the seat and stretched out his hand to open the plastic bag.
The plastic bag was opened, and the smell of small balls came out, and Bai Lu in the back row asked in surprise, "Brother Ze, you also went out today?"
"Yeah." Gu Ze nodded.
"Do you like this too? Go out and buy it?" Bai Lu asked again.
"Almost, I bought it for my deskmate." Gu Ze handed the small fork in the box to Han Zizhou.
Han Zizhou didn't say much, took a bite from the fork.The things on the stalls at the school gate are not considered delicacies.
But Han Zizhou suddenly found it delicious.
After eating a few small balls, Han Zizhou picked up the water glass to drink.
The fork was stuck on the small balls, Gu Ze picked up the fork and ate the small balls.
At this moment, Yao Jie came in from the door, and said in surprise, "Brother Ze, you went out to buy this? I want to have a bite too."
"I'll buy it for you tomorrow," Gu Ze said, then raised his hand and forked a small ball into Han Zizhou's mouth, "I'm done eating today."
Yao Jie has been brainwashed by "school grass and school bullies" for the past few days. When he saw Gu Ze casually feeding a small ball to Han Zizhou, he immediately felt the alarm bell ringing.
"Brother Ze..." Yao Jie looked at Gu Ze's calm expression and paused, "Remember to buy it for me tomorrow."
Gu Ze nodded, "Understood."
Han Zizhou ate the small balls fed by Gu Ze, conveniently collected the empty box after eating, and handed it to Yao Jie, "Do me a favor."
Yao Jie walked back to the last row carrying the garbage.I started to daydream again, I blame that group, I will quit the group immediately!
Yao Jie threw away the trash and opened the QQ group.
The group of "Anecdotes about School Grass and School Bully" is still in full swing.
Fanfan is not Fanfan: Brother Ze is too spoiled! ! !Specially buy small octopus balls for school grass.
Xiaobai: I personally fed a little ball! ! !I am dead! ! !
Birds and Fish: Ahhhh, awsl! ! ! !
Learning is worse than knocking on cp: Don't say it, it's too sweet.
fufu: Brain fills up [-] words.Brother Ze loves and attacks at the same time! !
. : Come, come, pass the pen to the boss.
……
There are classmates in the class in the group. Anything between Brother Ze and Brother Zhou will be posted in the group. It is obviously a normal socialist brotherhood. Where does the sense of cp come from?
Yao Jie looked at the two people in the first row, one was lying on the table to take a nap, and the other was sitting and doing homework.
God, an inexplicable sense of harmony? !
Withdraw from the group!Withdraw from the group!It's all about this group! ! !
The author has something to say: Thank you everyone.
"Brother Ze, can you go out to eat today?"
Gu Ze leaned lazily against the wall, "Go out to eat?"
"Well, I don't know what happened to the group of kids in the first year of high school these days. They rushed to the cafeteria like burning their buttocks. They finished buying all the good dishes. I haven't eaten fried pork for several days." Yao Jay rolled his eyes helplessly.
Indeed, for several days even the more delicious meals in the cafeteria were hard to grab. The remaining meat dishes were sweet and sour pork, and no one wanted to eat them at all.Why don't you go out to eat something good at noon.
Thinking of this, Gu Ze nodded, "Okay, I'll go out to eat later."
Yao Jie hummed contentedly and returned to his seat.
Gu Ze poked Han Zizhou, "At the same table, go out to eat with me at noon."
Han Zizhou asked suspiciously, "Can I leave the school?"
No. [-] middle school students were not allowed to leave the school gate at noon, and everyone had to eat in the cafeteria.Han Zizhou transferred to another school for more than a month, thinking that there was a way to get out of school.
Gu Ze shook his head, "□□. Have you climbed over the wall as the number one in your grade?"
When Han Zizhou heard this sentence, he nodded indifferently and said, "That's right, I haven't turned it over, and good students don't know it."
Gu Ze looked at him with the corner of his mouth curled up, "Flip?"
Han Zizhou looked at the smile on Gu Ze's mouth, and said a word, "Flip."
Bai Lu heard the conversation from behind, and asked quickly, "Brother Ze, can you help me take out? The octopus balls at the back wall."
The girl looked at the two of them expectantly, she just brought a piece of octopus balls, no big deal, Gu Ze immediately agreed, "Yes."
"Thank you Brother Ze." Bai Lu thanked her and stopped talking.
As soon as the bell rang for the end of the last class, the people who were busy going to the cafeteria to eat immediately rushed out at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint.
Usually, the three of them are members of the sprinting army. Today, when they heard the bell rang for the end of get out of class, they slowly stood up from their seats and waited for the flow of people to basically leave before heading to the playground.
Gu Ze is an old hand, and took Han Zizhou straight to the back of the grove next to the playground.
At this time, I basically went to eat, and there was no one on the playground. With the dense tree canopy, it was a perfect place for sex.
Gu Ze walked in front, took two run-up steps, and jumped up to the top of the wall.He squatted on the wall, "deskmate, come up? Shall I pull you?"
It was indeed Han Zizhou's first time to go out of school, but he also played around a lot when he was a child.After saying "It's okay", he came up with his arms stretched out.
Yao Jie stood beside him, "Brother Ze! Brother Zhou, you don't need to pull, I need it." He raised his leg and stepped on the wall while waving a hand at Gu Ze.
Gu Ze took his hand and pulled Yao Jie up with all his might.
The three of them jumped from the top of the wall, and Gu Ze rubbed a little dust on Yao Jie's sleeve because he scraped the wall.
Yao Jie jumped aside, "Brother Ze, don't rub your clothes," he raised his hand and patted a small piece of gray-white dust on his sleeve, and muttered, "Why don't you rub Brother Zhou..."
"Ha," Gu Ze smiled, "What if I dirty my tablemate's clothes?"
"Brother Ze, aren't you afraid of dirtying my clothes?!" Yao Jie felt that this fake friendship was in jeopardy.
When Han Zizhou heard this, he answered, "It's okay, you can rub it on my sleeve."
Gu Ze looked up at him.
I saw Han Zizhou's lips move again, "Wash it for me if it gets dirty."
Gu Ze laughed out loud, why does this feel a little fierce and a little cute?Why do you always find it funny when you say it seriously?
"Okay, I'll wash it for you when it gets dirty." Gu Ze responded.
The restaurants next to the school are not big, and more are vendors pushing small carts. They only sell breakfast when they go to school in the morning and snacks when they leave school in the afternoon.
The three of them walked directly into a shop that looked relatively clean and spacious, and sat by the window to order food.
Yao Jie flipped through the menu, "Brother Zhou, do you have any taboos?"
Han Zizhou shook his head, "No, order casually."
"Okay, then I'll order directly as usual." Yao Jie summoned the waiter, "One beef tenderloin with hot pepper, one..."
"No." Gu Ze interrupted Yao Jie, "No hot pepper beef tenderloin."
Yao Jie looked at Gu Ze with a look of surprise, "No, didn't you like this a lot before? You've grown fond of the new and dislike the old so quickly?"
"Fart," Gu Ze smiled, "He can't eat it, the pepper in the beef tenderloin with pepper is a bit spicy."
Yao Jie nodded, "Then change it."
Han Zizhou looked at Gu Ze, how could he even know that he can't eat spicy food?Although they usually eat together, Han Zizhou never said it explicitly.
Gu Ze felt Han Zizhou's gaze, and looked back at him with a smile in his peach blossom eyes.
"Thank you." Han Zizhou inexplicably felt a little embarrassed watching, thanked him as if to cover up, picked up the tea on the table and took a sip.
After Yao Jie finished ordering, he closed the menu and asked, "Brother Zhou, don't you like spicy food?"
"No, you can only eat a little bit, not too much." Han Zizhou explained.
"Oh, Brother Ze even knows this, I don't even know, I will pay attention to it next time we have dinner together."
"Thank you." Han Zizhou thanked Yao Jie.
He didn't tell Gu Ze that he couldn't eat spicy food, but Gu Ze found out that he looked like a naughty guy, but he was a careful person.
The three of them said a few words casually, and the food was served.There is no chili in all, and it looks very "fresh".
Yao Jie and Gu Ze actually like to eat with heavy seasoning, so they didn't say anything, just lowered their heads and ate the rice in the bowl.
Han Zizhou smiled in his heart, these two people are really good.
After paying the bill, I still remembered to bring octopus balls to Bai Lu, and the three of them kidnapped them to sell octopus balls.
Yao Jie smelled the tempting smell, and suddenly felt that he had another stomach, which was specially used for snacks. He also bought one, and shouted at the aunt who sold things, "Auntie, put more spicy!"
Gu Ze and Han Zizhou stood side by side at the back.
"Eat?" Gu Ze turned his head and asked.
"Forget it, I ate a lot at noon, so I'm not hungry." Han Zizhou shook his head.
"Well, let's eat next time."
Carrying two servings of octopus balls, the three entered the school again.
After entering the classroom, Bai Lu stood up excitedly, "Ahh, thank you Brother Ze, thank you Brother Zhou!"
The smell of octopus balls filled the classroom, surrounded by greedy people.
Although octopus balls are nothing special, these small snacks are always particularly attractive to students staying in school.
"Ah, I want to eat tomorrow too."
"□□, you deserve it."
"Hahaha, my weight doesn't allow it."
……
Gu Ze didn't expect everyone to like octopus balls so much, he was a little surprised.
"At the same table, everyone seems to like it quite a bit." Gu Ze said casually.
"Well, almost." Han Zizhou nodded.
Bai Lu and Yao Jie distributed their small balls to the students, and several students who were close to each other ate a bite, and there was a commotion in the classroom.
At noon the next day, Gu Ze ate from the cafeteria, but there was no one to be found.
Han Zizhou went back to the classroom alone, doing his homework quietly.
It has been more than a month since the school started, and the learning situation is on the right track. Han Zizhou has quickly gotten used to the learning rhythm, and he has enough energy to do other exercises for improvement.
Han Zizhou was checking the answers on the draft paper when suddenly a small cardboard box was placed on the table.
The steaming heat left mist on the white plastic bag, and the small octopus balls inside were vaguely seen.
"At the same table, do you want to eat?"
As soon as Han Zizhou looked up, he saw Gu Ze looking at him with raised eyebrows and a smile.
Han Zizhou put down the half-calculated question, "Why did you think of buying this today?"
"Everyone seemed to like it a lot yesterday, so I thought I'd buy it for you." Gu Ze sat down on the seat and stretched out his hand to open the plastic bag.
The plastic bag was opened, and the smell of small balls came out, and Bai Lu in the back row asked in surprise, "Brother Ze, you also went out today?"
"Yeah." Gu Ze nodded.
"Do you like this too? Go out and buy it?" Bai Lu asked again.
"Almost, I bought it for my deskmate." Gu Ze handed the small fork in the box to Han Zizhou.
Han Zizhou didn't say much, took a bite from the fork.The things on the stalls at the school gate are not considered delicacies.
But Han Zizhou suddenly found it delicious.
After eating a few small balls, Han Zizhou picked up the water glass to drink.
The fork was stuck on the small balls, Gu Ze picked up the fork and ate the small balls.
At this moment, Yao Jie came in from the door, and said in surprise, "Brother Ze, you went out to buy this? I want to have a bite too."
"I'll buy it for you tomorrow," Gu Ze said, then raised his hand and forked a small ball into Han Zizhou's mouth, "I'm done eating today."
Yao Jie has been brainwashed by "school grass and school bullies" for the past few days. When he saw Gu Ze casually feeding a small ball to Han Zizhou, he immediately felt the alarm bell ringing.
"Brother Ze..." Yao Jie looked at Gu Ze's calm expression and paused, "Remember to buy it for me tomorrow."
Gu Ze nodded, "Understood."
Han Zizhou ate the small balls fed by Gu Ze, conveniently collected the empty box after eating, and handed it to Yao Jie, "Do me a favor."
Yao Jie walked back to the last row carrying the garbage.I started to daydream again, I blame that group, I will quit the group immediately!
Yao Jie threw away the trash and opened the QQ group.
The group of "Anecdotes about School Grass and School Bully" is still in full swing.
Fanfan is not Fanfan: Brother Ze is too spoiled! ! !Specially buy small octopus balls for school grass.
Xiaobai: I personally fed a little ball! ! !I am dead! ! !
Birds and Fish: Ahhhh, awsl! ! ! !
Learning is worse than knocking on cp: Don't say it, it's too sweet.
fufu: Brain fills up [-] words.Brother Ze loves and attacks at the same time! !
. : Come, come, pass the pen to the boss.
……
There are classmates in the class in the group. Anything between Brother Ze and Brother Zhou will be posted in the group. It is obviously a normal socialist brotherhood. Where does the sense of cp come from?
Yao Jie looked at the two people in the first row, one was lying on the table to take a nap, and the other was sitting and doing homework.
God, an inexplicable sense of harmony? !
Withdraw from the group!Withdraw from the group!It's all about this group! ! !
The author has something to say: Thank you everyone.
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