self-deprecating
Chapter 16
After the monthly exam, Lao Zhang proposed to let everyone change positions.The same table remains the same, change from front to back, left to right, students in the back row go to the front row, students in the front row sit in the back, change from side to side, don't look sideways.
Gu Ze looked at the place where he and Han Zizhou were going to move, the first row on the left, next to the front door, with beautiful scenery and outstanding people.
Yao Jie and Duan Yuelin changed from the second-to-last row to the last row, and when they were lamenting the large space in the last row, they saw Gu Ze's ugly face.Obviously not happy with the seats.
"Brother Ze, you don't want to sit in the first row, do you?" Yao Jie asked.
"Who wants to sit in the first row? The teacher is right under their noses. Their voices can wake me up while I'm sleeping. It's inconvenient to skip class and go to Lei Ge's place, or play games." Gu Ze frowned and complained.
"Then you can switch with other people and sit in the last row. Anyway, if you say switch, everyone will definitely switch with you." Yao Jie said indifferently.
Gu Ze looked around in disgust, and finally picked up the book on the table, "Forget it, I can't bear to be at the same table."
Yao Jie: "...just as long as you are happy."
"En." Gu Ze responded and walked to the first row.
Han Zizhou was sorting things out, "Are you sitting against the wall?"
"Well, it's more comfortable to sleep in." Gu Ze put the book on the table and stuffed it into the desk pocket.
"If you're not used to sitting in the first row, you can change it, and Lao Zhang shouldn't care about it." Han Zizhou looked at the frowning Gu Ze and suggested.
Gu Ze immediately turned to Han Zizhou with a big smile, "No, I can't bear to be at the same table as me."
Han Zizhou glanced at Gu Ze, "It's good, you have discernment." He continued to pack his things.
After changing seats, there were two girls behind them, one was Bai Lu, and the other was Zhong Xiaofan, the math class representative.
The two girls sat behind the school bully and school grass, obviously a little excited.
"I think this will affect my study efficiency." Zhong Xiaofan propped his chin and looked at the two people in front of him.
"Me too, I'm only obsessed with beauty and don't want to see the teacher." Bai Lu answered leisurely.
The voices of the two did not deliberately lower their voices, they were just joking, and Han Zizhou and Gu Ze could hear them clearly.
Gu Ze sat sideways with his back against the wall, raised his eyebrows with a smile, and said to the two girls, "Addicted to my beauty or his beauty?"
After getting along for a month, the two girls have long discovered that the school bully is not the legendary school bully, they are quite easy to get along with, and they can crack a few jokes.
Bai Lu still smiled, "Of course it's because of the beauty of my deskmate."
"No, no, why are you so blind." Gu Ze pretended to disagree, "Think about it again."
Gu Ze looked at the two with sword eyebrows and staring eyes, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, a typical feeling of being handsome and handsome.
Zhong Xiaofan pretended to look at Gu Ze seriously for a while, "Well, Brother Ze is handsome."
Listening to the conversation between the three, Han Zizhou was very helpless towards Gu Ze's naive and rascally behavior, he put his arms around Gu Ze's shoulder and turned him forward, "Sleep with you."
As soon as he came in the morning and moved things, Gu Ze really hadn't had time to catch up on sleep, so he took advantage of the situation and lay down on the table without making a sound.
Han Zizhou relaxed his movements and turned the pages of the book lightly. Gu Ze was a little annoyed to get up, and he should not be disturbed while sleeping. He knew all these little habits clearly.
For a long time, Han Zizhou thought that Gu Ze had fallen asleep, but suddenly heard, "At the same table, are you addicted to my beauty?"
Gu Ze turned his head sideways and opened his eyes to look at him.
Han Zizhou raised his hand to block Gu Ze's sight, "There's so much nonsense, sleep on you."
Gu Ze seemed to laugh lightly, then really closed his eyes and fell asleep.
When Lao Zhang came to class, he just walked to the door when he stopped in his footsteps.The students changed their seats, and the seats were all disrupted, and they were not used to it at first glance.What's more, the two 1.8-meter boys sitting in the first row at the door are really too conspicuous.
Lao Zhang walked up to the podium, coughed, "Are... Gu Ze and Han Zizhou... used to sitting in the first row?"
This time the seats were adjusted for the sake of everyone's eyesight. At a glance, most of the class was wearing glasses. By the way, I wanted to transfer Gu Ze to the front row to see if he could concentrate in class like this.
"Teacher, I also went from the last row to the first row, why don't you ask me if I'm used to it?" The boy in the middle under the podium answered.
"Then are you used to it?"
"I'm not used to it. It's better to be in the last row. It's convenient to go to the cafeteria at noon." The boy shook his head.
"Hahaha", everyone and Lao Zhang often joked, and now they laughed happily.
"I also think the last row is better." Gu Ze said, "But I still risk my life to accompany the table."
Lao Zhang smiled and looked at the two of them.
Han Zizhou sat upright, "Teacher, we are both quite tall, so it is easy to block the students behind us, otherwise we should move to the last row."
When Lao Zhang heard it, it was true that the tall man sitting in the front could easily affect other people's lectures.
"No, no, we can see." The two girls in the back row quickly refused, but they secretly thought in their hearts: How nice it is to sit in the front, eye-catching and inspirational.I don’t want to take two breaths after studying, and immediately revive with full blood, and I can continue to write five papers...
Lao Zhang glanced again suspiciously, "Is it okay?"
"Yes, yes, yes, you can sit in the front and get the boss to give a lecture." Bai Lu and Zhong Xiaofan said sincerely.
"Then sit like this." Lao Zhang nodded, "If you have any difficulties in the future, you must tell the teacher immediately, and I will help you solve them."
After Lao Zhang told everyone, he started today's lecture.
Probably because sitting in the first row is more risky, Gu Ze only slept during morning reading and morning self-study for a few days, and put his hands on his chin as soon as he started class to try his best not to fall asleep in class.
Han Zizhou glanced at Gu Ze next to him, his eyes had already been closed, and he propped his chin up with his hand, like a chicken pecking at rice.
Mingming was propped on the table, but his head was still shaking, and then slipped from his hand in the next second. Just as his forehead hit the desk, Han Zizhou stretched out his hand quickly and supported Gu Ze's chin. .
With a sudden jerk, Gu Ze woke up with a start, and stared blankly at Han Zizhou, his chin still resting on Han Zizhou's palm.
Gu Ze woke up after two seconds, and lifted his chin from Han Zizhou's palm in embarrassment, "Thank you."
"It's okay, it's easy to knock on the table when you sleep like this." Han Zizhou replied.
The two sat in the first row, apparently the teacher saw their conversation.The Chinese teacher frowned and looked at them.One is the first in grade, and the other is an underachiever who sleeps in class every day. The two of them don't know whether to criticize or not, so they have to warn them with their eyes.
The fluttering eyes fell, and the two of them tacitly pretended not to see it.
"Then how do you sleep?" Gu Ze asked, "Sleeping too blatantly in the first row won't affect you well."
Han Zizhou thought for a while, "Forget it, as a father, you have to care about your son, and I will give you a cushion."
"Well, my son is really filial." Gu Ze laughed and joked.
Han Zizhou left a look of "I need to experience it myself", and continued to lower his head to write physics problems in Chinese class.
Gu Ze supported his chin with another hand, and went back to sleep.
After class, the classroom became noisy and lively. Gu Ze changed his position a little annoyed, buried his head in his school uniform and continued to sleep.
In addition to the excitement in the classroom, the group of "Dear and Love No. [-] Middle Schoolers" is even more lively.There are many people chatting in the water group, and suddenly a message appears in the group chat.
"Dear friends, scan the QR code below and join us. The self-produced and self-sold sugar has a lot of sugar, and you will never lose money if you invest in shares, and you will not lose money!!!" The QR code of a QQ group followed.
The same message was posted 5 times in a row, and Yao Jie decisively scanned the QR code to join the group with the thought that the people who eat melons anywhere should not lose his own thoughts.
The name of the group is "Two or Three Things About School Grass and School Bully".
Yao Jie dived in between classes, and probably understood what this group was about.
This is a cp group!It's Zege and Zhouge's cp that is also smashed!
In just 10 minutes, the message has reached 99+.The group members discussed excitedly in the group for a long time whether it was the school bully attack or the school grass attack.
Li: Definitely Zege Gong!I absolutely don't believe that the one who picks ten will be below.
Rainy season: I also stand on Zege's side!Aggressive and unresponsive.
pluto: Don't you think it's easy to be cute if the school bully is contrasted?
. : Brother Zhou obviously makes such an attack, I really like this kind of attack! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
In vain: I can do both of them!Brother Ze is actually quite handsome, and his cropped hair is really aggressive!
Learning mathematics is worse than knocking on cp: During the basketball game, brother Zhou was really handsome, and brother Ze was so domineering, I can't do it...
Fanfan is not Fanfan: [Picture.jpg]
Fanfan is not Fanfan: Do you remember this picture?Brother Ze actually let Brother Zhou touch his head. Couldn't that explain something?
Xiaobai: I only saw brother Ze's doting face...
Xiaobai: Whatever they do, as long as it's the two of them, I can only shout loudly, I can! ! ! ! ! ! !
……
After Yao Jie dived in the group for a long time, he felt that he was a bit shocked, so he quickly locked the screen of his phone and moved to Duan Yuelin's side, "At the same table, Yue Yue, Lin Lin..."
"Why are you so affectionate? Just say something." Duan Yuelin glanced at him.
"It's okay, it's just that I was scared." Yao Jie said with some melancholy, but there was another sentence in his eyes: "Quickly ask me what's wrong!"I really want to find someone to share!
Duan Yuelin ignored his eager and excited eyes, "Oh, then it's all right."
"You don't even ask me what's wrong?"
"what happened?"
"Someone is knocking cp!!!"
Duan Yuelin looked at him speechlessly, "Who doesn't kowtow cp now, just ask everyone kowtow cp, why are you excited?"
"They smashed the CP of Brother Ze and Brother Zhou." Yao Jie's excited voice was a little louder, "How is this possible?"
Duan Yuelin remained calm, "Normally, if you look better, some people will slap your CP. This is an era of looking at faces."
Yao Jie still found it hard to accept, "But..."
"Okay, okay, don't say 'but', anyway, what you said is not true." Duan Yuelin comforted casually.
yes!It's not true anyway.Yao Jie suddenly figured it out, and started playing the game happily.
The author has something to say: Thank you everyone.
Gu Ze looked at the place where he and Han Zizhou were going to move, the first row on the left, next to the front door, with beautiful scenery and outstanding people.
Yao Jie and Duan Yuelin changed from the second-to-last row to the last row, and when they were lamenting the large space in the last row, they saw Gu Ze's ugly face.Obviously not happy with the seats.
"Brother Ze, you don't want to sit in the first row, do you?" Yao Jie asked.
"Who wants to sit in the first row? The teacher is right under their noses. Their voices can wake me up while I'm sleeping. It's inconvenient to skip class and go to Lei Ge's place, or play games." Gu Ze frowned and complained.
"Then you can switch with other people and sit in the last row. Anyway, if you say switch, everyone will definitely switch with you." Yao Jie said indifferently.
Gu Ze looked around in disgust, and finally picked up the book on the table, "Forget it, I can't bear to be at the same table."
Yao Jie: "...just as long as you are happy."
"En." Gu Ze responded and walked to the first row.
Han Zizhou was sorting things out, "Are you sitting against the wall?"
"Well, it's more comfortable to sleep in." Gu Ze put the book on the table and stuffed it into the desk pocket.
"If you're not used to sitting in the first row, you can change it, and Lao Zhang shouldn't care about it." Han Zizhou looked at the frowning Gu Ze and suggested.
Gu Ze immediately turned to Han Zizhou with a big smile, "No, I can't bear to be at the same table as me."
Han Zizhou glanced at Gu Ze, "It's good, you have discernment." He continued to pack his things.
After changing seats, there were two girls behind them, one was Bai Lu, and the other was Zhong Xiaofan, the math class representative.
The two girls sat behind the school bully and school grass, obviously a little excited.
"I think this will affect my study efficiency." Zhong Xiaofan propped his chin and looked at the two people in front of him.
"Me too, I'm only obsessed with beauty and don't want to see the teacher." Bai Lu answered leisurely.
The voices of the two did not deliberately lower their voices, they were just joking, and Han Zizhou and Gu Ze could hear them clearly.
Gu Ze sat sideways with his back against the wall, raised his eyebrows with a smile, and said to the two girls, "Addicted to my beauty or his beauty?"
After getting along for a month, the two girls have long discovered that the school bully is not the legendary school bully, they are quite easy to get along with, and they can crack a few jokes.
Bai Lu still smiled, "Of course it's because of the beauty of my deskmate."
"No, no, why are you so blind." Gu Ze pretended to disagree, "Think about it again."
Gu Ze looked at the two with sword eyebrows and staring eyes, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, a typical feeling of being handsome and handsome.
Zhong Xiaofan pretended to look at Gu Ze seriously for a while, "Well, Brother Ze is handsome."
Listening to the conversation between the three, Han Zizhou was very helpless towards Gu Ze's naive and rascally behavior, he put his arms around Gu Ze's shoulder and turned him forward, "Sleep with you."
As soon as he came in the morning and moved things, Gu Ze really hadn't had time to catch up on sleep, so he took advantage of the situation and lay down on the table without making a sound.
Han Zizhou relaxed his movements and turned the pages of the book lightly. Gu Ze was a little annoyed to get up, and he should not be disturbed while sleeping. He knew all these little habits clearly.
For a long time, Han Zizhou thought that Gu Ze had fallen asleep, but suddenly heard, "At the same table, are you addicted to my beauty?"
Gu Ze turned his head sideways and opened his eyes to look at him.
Han Zizhou raised his hand to block Gu Ze's sight, "There's so much nonsense, sleep on you."
Gu Ze seemed to laugh lightly, then really closed his eyes and fell asleep.
When Lao Zhang came to class, he just walked to the door when he stopped in his footsteps.The students changed their seats, and the seats were all disrupted, and they were not used to it at first glance.What's more, the two 1.8-meter boys sitting in the first row at the door are really too conspicuous.
Lao Zhang walked up to the podium, coughed, "Are... Gu Ze and Han Zizhou... used to sitting in the first row?"
This time the seats were adjusted for the sake of everyone's eyesight. At a glance, most of the class was wearing glasses. By the way, I wanted to transfer Gu Ze to the front row to see if he could concentrate in class like this.
"Teacher, I also went from the last row to the first row, why don't you ask me if I'm used to it?" The boy in the middle under the podium answered.
"Then are you used to it?"
"I'm not used to it. It's better to be in the last row. It's convenient to go to the cafeteria at noon." The boy shook his head.
"Hahaha", everyone and Lao Zhang often joked, and now they laughed happily.
"I also think the last row is better." Gu Ze said, "But I still risk my life to accompany the table."
Lao Zhang smiled and looked at the two of them.
Han Zizhou sat upright, "Teacher, we are both quite tall, so it is easy to block the students behind us, otherwise we should move to the last row."
When Lao Zhang heard it, it was true that the tall man sitting in the front could easily affect other people's lectures.
"No, no, we can see." The two girls in the back row quickly refused, but they secretly thought in their hearts: How nice it is to sit in the front, eye-catching and inspirational.I don’t want to take two breaths after studying, and immediately revive with full blood, and I can continue to write five papers...
Lao Zhang glanced again suspiciously, "Is it okay?"
"Yes, yes, yes, you can sit in the front and get the boss to give a lecture." Bai Lu and Zhong Xiaofan said sincerely.
"Then sit like this." Lao Zhang nodded, "If you have any difficulties in the future, you must tell the teacher immediately, and I will help you solve them."
After Lao Zhang told everyone, he started today's lecture.
Probably because sitting in the first row is more risky, Gu Ze only slept during morning reading and morning self-study for a few days, and put his hands on his chin as soon as he started class to try his best not to fall asleep in class.
Han Zizhou glanced at Gu Ze next to him, his eyes had already been closed, and he propped his chin up with his hand, like a chicken pecking at rice.
Mingming was propped on the table, but his head was still shaking, and then slipped from his hand in the next second. Just as his forehead hit the desk, Han Zizhou stretched out his hand quickly and supported Gu Ze's chin. .
With a sudden jerk, Gu Ze woke up with a start, and stared blankly at Han Zizhou, his chin still resting on Han Zizhou's palm.
Gu Ze woke up after two seconds, and lifted his chin from Han Zizhou's palm in embarrassment, "Thank you."
"It's okay, it's easy to knock on the table when you sleep like this." Han Zizhou replied.
The two sat in the first row, apparently the teacher saw their conversation.The Chinese teacher frowned and looked at them.One is the first in grade, and the other is an underachiever who sleeps in class every day. The two of them don't know whether to criticize or not, so they have to warn them with their eyes.
The fluttering eyes fell, and the two of them tacitly pretended not to see it.
"Then how do you sleep?" Gu Ze asked, "Sleeping too blatantly in the first row won't affect you well."
Han Zizhou thought for a while, "Forget it, as a father, you have to care about your son, and I will give you a cushion."
"Well, my son is really filial." Gu Ze laughed and joked.
Han Zizhou left a look of "I need to experience it myself", and continued to lower his head to write physics problems in Chinese class.
Gu Ze supported his chin with another hand, and went back to sleep.
After class, the classroom became noisy and lively. Gu Ze changed his position a little annoyed, buried his head in his school uniform and continued to sleep.
In addition to the excitement in the classroom, the group of "Dear and Love No. [-] Middle Schoolers" is even more lively.There are many people chatting in the water group, and suddenly a message appears in the group chat.
"Dear friends, scan the QR code below and join us. The self-produced and self-sold sugar has a lot of sugar, and you will never lose money if you invest in shares, and you will not lose money!!!" The QR code of a QQ group followed.
The same message was posted 5 times in a row, and Yao Jie decisively scanned the QR code to join the group with the thought that the people who eat melons anywhere should not lose his own thoughts.
The name of the group is "Two or Three Things About School Grass and School Bully".
Yao Jie dived in between classes, and probably understood what this group was about.
This is a cp group!It's Zege and Zhouge's cp that is also smashed!
In just 10 minutes, the message has reached 99+.The group members discussed excitedly in the group for a long time whether it was the school bully attack or the school grass attack.
Li: Definitely Zege Gong!I absolutely don't believe that the one who picks ten will be below.
Rainy season: I also stand on Zege's side!Aggressive and unresponsive.
pluto: Don't you think it's easy to be cute if the school bully is contrasted?
. : Brother Zhou obviously makes such an attack, I really like this kind of attack! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
In vain: I can do both of them!Brother Ze is actually quite handsome, and his cropped hair is really aggressive!
Learning mathematics is worse than knocking on cp: During the basketball game, brother Zhou was really handsome, and brother Ze was so domineering, I can't do it...
Fanfan is not Fanfan: [Picture.jpg]
Fanfan is not Fanfan: Do you remember this picture?Brother Ze actually let Brother Zhou touch his head. Couldn't that explain something?
Xiaobai: I only saw brother Ze's doting face...
Xiaobai: Whatever they do, as long as it's the two of them, I can only shout loudly, I can! ! ! ! ! ! !
……
After Yao Jie dived in the group for a long time, he felt that he was a bit shocked, so he quickly locked the screen of his phone and moved to Duan Yuelin's side, "At the same table, Yue Yue, Lin Lin..."
"Why are you so affectionate? Just say something." Duan Yuelin glanced at him.
"It's okay, it's just that I was scared." Yao Jie said with some melancholy, but there was another sentence in his eyes: "Quickly ask me what's wrong!"I really want to find someone to share!
Duan Yuelin ignored his eager and excited eyes, "Oh, then it's all right."
"You don't even ask me what's wrong?"
"what happened?"
"Someone is knocking cp!!!"
Duan Yuelin looked at him speechlessly, "Who doesn't kowtow cp now, just ask everyone kowtow cp, why are you excited?"
"They smashed the CP of Brother Ze and Brother Zhou." Yao Jie's excited voice was a little louder, "How is this possible?"
Duan Yuelin remained calm, "Normally, if you look better, some people will slap your CP. This is an era of looking at faces."
Yao Jie still found it hard to accept, "But..."
"Okay, okay, don't say 'but', anyway, what you said is not true." Duan Yuelin comforted casually.
yes!It's not true anyway.Yao Jie suddenly figured it out, and started playing the game happily.
The author has something to say: Thank you everyone.
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