Zombie King wants to live an ordinary life

In the staff dormitory of the Special Human Resources Bureau, Lu Ren was crouching on the sofa looking at his laptop.

The training class is imminent. As a new facilitator, Lu Ren has to quickly make work arrangements and psychological counseling courseware.This is not a very difficult task. Lu Ren had experience in providing psychological counseling in enterprises before, not to mention that Director Zhao has sent the work template to his mailbox very thoughtfully. All he has to do is to send those The empty space is just filled.

"Tutoring time, number of tutors, tutoring content... No way, this template is too simple and sloppy." Lu Ren rolled the mouse wheel up and down, unbelievable that the template he opened was only one page.

Isn't the work arrangement of this unit too easy? It is incomparable with other ordinary enterprises.

Lu Nin pinched the bridge of his nose and opened another compressed package, which contained files of the training students in two classes of the first grade, a total of [-] copies, with detailed content and color photos.Lu Nin scanned casually, and found that his future students were not good-looking, with colorful hair, mavericks, several of them wore big golden chains around their necks, with powerful bodies, and expressions like wolves and tigers.

"After a long time, it turned out to be a lair of demons and ghosts, all of them are standard anti-social personalities." Lu Ren murmured, "How could these violent young people listen to ordinary psychological counseling?"

There was the sound of the shower being turned on from across the wall, and the water was splashing, and someone was taking a shower in the bathroom.

"No wonder the work arrangement is so simple, I guess no one will listen attentively during tutoring." Lu Ren tapped on the keyboard. Even so, he still seriously prepared for the work at hand.

"I will listen attentively." Someone picked up the conversation.

When the bathroom was opened, hot white steam gushed out, like the door to a fairyland opened, giving people the illusion of floating away from the dust.The young man who came out frankly showed the muscle lines of his upper body, his fair skin with bumps and drops of water dripping, and a long towel printed with Doraemon was wrapped around it, with a charming and perfect smile on his hot red face.

"That bath towel——that's mine! Why did you use my bath towel!" Lu Nin's face turned dark, and his expression collapsed.

"Sorry, I don't know." You You froze for a moment, lowered his head and untied the towel around his waist.

"Fuck, what are you doing after you untie it!" Lu Ren couldn't hold back his rage, he didn't expect that the cultural differences between China and foreign countries were so great, and he didn't expect that foreign friends would be so open in their thinking to the extent of being honest with each other.Before the blue "Doraemon" was unveiled, Lu Ren covered his eyes in advance.

"Doctor, why are you covering your eyes?"

"Then why are you running around naked in other people's house? Are you an exhibitionist?" Lu Ren never thought that the other party could ask such a brazen question.

"It's not a problem." You You looked down, "Everyone is male."

"Men can run around with bare butts? A three-and-a-half-year-old child still knows how to wear a pair of crotch pants. Foreign countries may pursue freedom, but in our country your behavior is called hooliganism, do you know that?" After finishing speaking with a straight face, I heard the young man's uncontrollable laughter.

"Doctor, don't be afraid, I didn't play tricks on you." You You's voice was full of smiles, and hearing this made people blush.

"Why would I be afraid? It's something that men have." Lu Ren opened his eyes calmly, only to find that the young man was different from what he had imagined. He was wearing a pair of boxer pants.

He was startled for a while, only to realize that he was being played by the brat again.

"Doctor, you look a little disappointed?" You You said playfully.

"You read it wrong." Lu Ren felt deeply tired inside, holding a teacup, looking like an elderly man.

"Doctor, I have a question I've been wanting to ask you." You You had Doraemon's towel draped over his head, he wiped his wet hair, and naturally sat on the chair opposite Lu Nin.

"What?" Lu Nin didn't even lift his eyelids, looking at the courseware in front of him.

"I want to ask, are you in love?"

"..." Lu Nin secretly scolded the world for being hostile to single dogs, and he found out that since he came to the Special Human Resources Bureau.Many people began to care about his blank emotional experience.

"And are you a virgin|male?"

"..." Lu Nin felt his heart was stabbed by something sharp, blood gushed out.

"Actually, being a male is nothing to be ashamed of, and I haven't done it yet." You You seemed to have seen something, and his tone was full of comfort.

"Can you be quiet for a while, or do your own thing, I'm working now." Lu Ren's eyelids trembled, and he kept telling himself that if he got angry, he would lose.

"Okay, I won't disturb the doctor's work anymore." You You nodded, sat there and stopped talking, quietly like a beautiful plaster sculpture in a European art museum.

Lu Nin's ears were finally quiet. He stared at the computer screen in front of him, but he still couldn't concentrate.

"Do you want to go to bed first?" Lu couldn't bear the naked|naked eyes and raised his head.

You You shook his head: "No, my hair is not dry yet."

"Then take a book and read it yourself?" Lu Nin twitched the corner of his mouth, "In short, do something casually, don't keep staring at me, it will affect me."

"But I don't have any books with me."

Lu Nin pointed to the corner of the storage room: "There is a bookcase over there, you can read one from it."

"Okay." You You shrugged and walked into the small room next to the kitchen.

"Are all these books the doctor's?"

With a cigarette in his mouth, Lu Nin puffed out the clouds, tapped on the keyboard, and gave a absent-minded "hmm".

"Doctor, can I read this book?" You You browsed the small bookcase with only three rows, and quickly took out one of them.

Lu Ren stopped what he was doing, looked at the hardcover book in You You's hand, his eyes were slightly touched: "Ah, Wilde's "The Nightingale and the Rose", that is a Chinese translation, you may not be able to read it Understand."

"It's okay, I can try to read, just practice my Chinese." You You sat back on the seat, "Doctor, have you read this book?"

"Well, fairy tales written for adults. When I first graduated, I was very interested in these script stories. I remember that I specially collected many different versions, including the original English version." Lu Ren tried hard to recall the past, Some pictures have faded and blurred like being erased.

"Where is the original English edition? Did you give it away?" You You asked in a low voice.

"I don't remember." Lu Nin was stunned by the question, "I bought something a long time ago, maybe I lost it during the end of the world."

You You lowered his head and muttered something in a very low voice.

"What did you say?" Lu Ren didn't hear clearly.

You You shook his head and smiled, his eyebrows lowered, and he didn't say anything.

Lu Ren was a little strange. He looked at the young man sitting across from him, just like the first time he saw it through the surveillance screen, but this time it was closer. The young man quietly held the book and lowered his head slightly. With a beautiful and smooth neckline exposed under the broken brown hair, like those young students in the library who love poetry.

"Hey, what's wrong with this?" Lu Nin's pupils shrank, and he saw clear tears slowly sliding down the corners of the young man's eyes, "It's not necessary, why are you crying all of a sudden."

"Sorry doctor, I don't want to do this...but this story is so touching." You You turned his face to the side and staggered his eyes. Although he tried his best to suppress it, he still couldn't help crying like a small animal.

Lu Ren was a little at a loss, he was not good at dealing with living people, especially the one who cried.As for the reason, it is very simple, because Lu Ren has never cried over anything since he was a child.Whether in the orphanage or in the enemy-occupied areas, whether he got admitted to university by accident, or fell into a desperate situation and was on the verge of death, he lived with an extremely normal mentality, and never experienced real ups and downs emotionally.

This should be regarded as a kind of mental illness. Lu Ren also thought about various ways to cure it, but in the last five years, he became a zombie, and his spiritual world became colder and more closed.

It stands to reason that Lu Ren can imitate ordinary people's emotions, learn how ordinary people handle things, but he will never be able to empathize with ordinary people.

However, today he seems a little different——

In the past, he was unmoved by anything, but this time he looked at the young man with red eyes, and somehow felt strange in his heart, as if he was pinched by something and felt a little uncomfortable.

Lu Nin put his hand on the towel with Doraemon printed on it lightly, and patted the young man's head uncomfortably through the towel: "Okay, don't cry, don't be sentimental."

"I am very depressed."

"Then go to sleep."

Lu Ren felt that his words of consolation were poor, and he had no choice. After all, how could a person who has never experienced sadness be able to guide the secret of becoming happy.

Lu Nin only knows that sleeping is a universal solution for him. When he is depressed and bored, he will empty his mind and fall into a deep sleep.Just like choosing to restart the computer, whether it is a blue screen or a crash, as long as you press and hold the power to restart, most of the problems can be solved by this simple method.

He patted the young man on the head, took him to the bedroom, and slowly dried his short brown hair with a towel, You You also calmed down.

"Doctor, I'm sorry, something happened in the supermarket." The young man lay on the bed, his face pressed against the pillow, and there was a muffled voice.

"Forget about it, I shouldn't just walk away." Lu Ren exhaled, he was lazy, not a grudge.

"Has the doctor always been this gentle?"

"No one has ever used that word to describe me except you."

"That is to say, the doctor is only gentle with me?"

"I think you think too much." Lu Ren said.He believes that his attitude towards everyone is tepid, and sometimes he will do good things that are effortless and helpful, but it doesn't mean anything.Many people in the world are like this, and he feels that You, You, have a certain misunderstanding of the definition of gentleness.

The bedroom was quiet, and You You didn't speak this time.

Lu Ren was a little unaccustomed to looking down, and found that You You was curled up sideways, with long eyelashes hanging down, and a faint smile on his face. It seemed that he had not only fallen asleep peacefully, but also had a good dream.

"It's the first time I fell asleep like this in a strange place, maybe I'm a little too worried." Thinking of the hot weather, Lu Nin turned on the air conditioner that he never used, and covered You with a thin quilt. swimming body.