Zombie King wants to live an ordinary life

In the night, two figures walked against the flow of people one after the other.With both hands in his pockets, Lu Ren didn't look sideways, and he stopped abruptly when he walked to the secluded pedestrian bridge.

Lu Nin glanced at the little tail who was still following him, resisted the desire to sigh, took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth.

With a click, You You has already walked to his side holding a weak flame.

"Why do you have a lighter on your body?" Lu Nin frowned and didn't borrow the other party's fire.

"I just bought it from the mall and put it in my pocket."

"What do you buy a lighter for? Do you smoke?"

"When you are in a bad mood." You You replied honestly.

"It's confiscated. Patients can't smoke." Lu Nin glanced at You You's face, took the lighter and lit the cigarette, "It's not good for your health, so quit it while you're young."

"Doctor, you should have read my file." You You said.

"what?"

"The doctor should know that I am 23 years old." You You's voice was a little helpless, "I am not a minor of fifteen or six years old."

"Oh, what's the matter with 23? You're not a kid yet." Lu Ren murmured, "I'm 32 and I don't think I'm so great."

"23 years old is nothing special, but doctor, you can smoke at this age." Sitting on an abandoned wooden chair, You You tilted his head and said, "You can fall in love, have sex|relationships, and legally marry, so doctors and I don’t need to worry about anything unnecessary when we are together, our love union is legal.”

"Cough, shit, cough..." For the first time, Lu Nin was choked by the smell of cigarettes he smoked.

The corner of You You's mouth curled slightly, and he walked over and patted the man on the back: "Doctor, you are acting a little impatient."

Lu Nin shook his head, pulled the arm attached to his back to the side, and moved his body a big step away.

"Wait, wait, don't change the concept secretly, what you are talking about is messy." Lu Ren straightened up, his head hurt a little, "Listen, first, we are both men, and second, I am a doctor. You are a student, and I am nine years older than you, and the most important thing is that we have known each other for less than 24 hours. Then you said that you like me and want to... fall in love with me?"

When Lu Nin recounted these words, he felt that they were even more nonsense than the dog blood TV series: "Don't you think this development is too out of the ordinary?"

"Doctor, what does it mean to escape?" You You asked in a daze.

"It's just nonsensical, sharp turns..." Lu Ning scratched his head, afraid that young foreign youths would not be able to understand these advanced buzzwords, "In short, the process of getting to know each other is gradual. Don't you think that talking to an unfamiliar person like this Is it going too fast like something like that?"

"No," You You laughed lowly, "Because I fell in love with the doctor at first sight."

"Hey, if you don't understand the meaning of the idiom, don't use it indiscriminately." Lu Nin felt a sudden in his heart, and his voice couldn't help but raise a little.

"Love at first sight means falling in love with him (her) as soon as we meet. I remember that synonyms include love at first sight, hit it off, hit it off, hit it off..." You You bent his fingers like a treasure.

"Okay, okay, the more you say it, the more outrageous it is." Lu Ren lowered his head, he looked confused, but his heart was as clear as a mirror.

Although he doesn't have any real emotional experience, he knows a lot of emotional chicken soup.Among them, what impressed him the most was the phrase "Love at first sight, it's obviously a love at first sight. Love at first sight is just a matter of weighing the pros and cons..."

Although this statement is a bit generalized, Lu Ren feels that this different explanation is quite dialectical. Combining ancient and modern Chinese and foreign love stories, it is even more obvious that this sentence is full of words and key points.

The prerequisite for being fell in love at first sight is to have a good skin. Lu Ren has been looking in the mirror for decades, and has been a single dog for decades. He is very clear that the plain-looking self obviously cannot meet such harsh conditions.

He didn't know why You You said such words.

Anyway, Lu Ren didn't take a word seriously.

"So you are gay? Like men?" Lu Ren was silent for a moment, and decided to break through in another direction.

"No, I'm not interested in men, nor in women." You You blurted out without thinking, "You are the only one I like."

"Please, don't think of your doctor as a young girl with a spring heart, okay? Who taught you this kind of earthy love talk, it makes my skin crawl when I hear it." Lu Nin shook his crumbling cigarette ash, and began to talk like an elder "There are still men who have to be responsible for their own words, don't use such extreme words as 'the only', you haven't even reached a quarter of your life, who would believe it when you say it so absolutely— —”

Lu Ren stopped in the middle of speaking, his eyes slanted, and he found that his left wrist was tightly held by the young man.

Why did you move your hands and feet again?

Before Lu Nin had time to speak, the young man had already pulled Lu Nin's hand against his chest, and there was an uncontrollable affection from the corners of his eyes and brows, "Doctor, can't you really feel it?"

"What do you feel, I warn you not to act recklessly..." Lu Ren swallowed quietly, he was not tempted by the beauty, but frightened by his own random thoughts.In this situation, he somehow thought of the weird news about beautiful women slandering public officials and throwing them into jobs. He quickly looked around to see if there was any secret camera hidden nearby.

"My heartbeat is real and I won't lie." You You stared at Lu Nin, his voice was very certain, "Just now when you took my hand and walked out of the mall, its frequency was so fast, there was a deer Bumping around with no direction in the body."

"That's called a little deer bumping." Lu Nin complained, but his energy was really concentrated on the touch of his left palm as You You said.

The man's chest | is completely different from the female body that Lu Ren fantasized about during his adolescence. Although it is not soft, the tight texture contains vitality and elasticity. It is a bit like a high-end custom-made ostrich leather private sofa. It feels surprisingly good .

"Doctor, I can't help it when you do this." You You's voice became more subtle, "I will understand it as some kind of hint from you."

Oops, careless.Lu Ren shivered, and the beauty in his mind immediately dissipated, and he withdrew his hand violently, and the young man in front of him... fell on his face like a cherry blossom in Songqian Park, showing an unbearably itchy, ready to move look.

"You, why are you blushing? It makes me seem to have done something strange to you!" Lu Ren's eyes drifted, and in order to cover up his unintentional gaffe, he chose to strike preemptively shamelessly.

"The doctor just rubbed me..." The young man's voice sounded a little aggrieved.

"Shut up, don't talk nonsense." Lu Nin yelled in a low voice viciously, and roughly interrupted the sensitive words the other party was about to say next.

You You was not annoyed after being murdered, on the contrary, he kept his voice obediently.

You You didn't say anything more, but just his pair of ambiguous light blue eyes made Lu Ren a little overwhelmed.

Lu Nin looked away, thinking to himself, how can a big man look more delicate and beautiful than a girl, it is simply unreasonable.

"Let's go, are you feeding the mosquitoes here?" Lu Ren snuffed out the cigarette a little annoyed, and turned to walk up the overpass.

"Doctor, where are you going?" You You followed closely like brown sugar.

"Everyone goes back to each house, each finds his own mother." Lu Ren lowered his head and looked at the steps he had passed, and didn't bother to care about the form, his voice was absent-minded.

"But I have nowhere to go now."

"Stop lying to me, you didn't say that before." After several confrontations, Lu Ren was no longer easily fooled.

"I didn't lie to the doctor. I lost all the daily necessities I just bought. My dormitory hasn't been cleaned for a whole year. I definitely can't live in it tonight." You You explained.

"They are all people who have experienced the disasters of the last days. They can't live anywhere. They say it so delicately." This time Lu Ren made up his mind to guard against death and never let go. Heroes who have been waiting for five years."

"Okay, I can go back to my dormitory too. But I really want to take a hot bath. In the supervision room, we are only allowed to use cold water to wipe our bodies casually, and we can only use one hand to wipe, and the other hand needs to be wiped." I'm locked up, I can't wash it clean at all, I feel like I stink." You You deliberately drew the end of the sound very long, sounding pitiful.

"..."

"Doctor, don't be so stingy, I just want to take a bath, you just treat me as if you just rubbed me—" The person walking in front of him suddenly stopped, You You seemed to have expected the man's reaction long ago, and received it very wittily said.

"It's just this one time, it's not an example." Lu Ren turned around, stood on the steps and glanced at You You, "Don't mention the previous things again."

"Okay." You You agreed with a smile.

Lu Ren's scalp was a little numb, he turned his gaze away from the young man behind him, and continued to stride forward.

"Doctor, are you blushing because you're embarrassed?" The young man asked curiously from behind.

Lu Nin touched his face unconsciously, and then retorted as if talking to himself: "I'm blushing, I'm a zombie, how could I blush?"

"Doctor, what did you say? I didn't hear you." You You stepped forward three steps, walking side by side with Lu Ren.

"Ask these inexplicable questions again, and you won't even think about taking a bath tonight." Lu Ren deliberately lowered his voice to threaten, trying to make his words sound more intimidating, "I live wherever I like."

"You're a doctor, I'm listening to you." You You touched his nose, "I'll stop talking, doctor, don't be angry, okay?"

Lu Nin curled his lips bluntly, and it seemed that he was making trouble for no reason, and You You was coaxing him.He looked up at the night sky a little depressed, and only hoped that this difficult day would pass quickly.

So, why did he agree to the other party's request to live in?What if I don't take a shower one day late?

He was really out of his mind, he just softened his heart towards such a crazy little guy.