After the shadow of rebirth, I forgot to fall in love again

Ordinary but good times?

nonexistent!

Ever since Su Jinci pushed open the courtyard door and saw the ferocious wild cat, she had already realized something.

Sure enough, when she and Zhou Yao led Shen Manqing into the courtyard, the director Yin Hong walked over with a smile and said: "According to the rules of the game of our program, and for the difficulty and fun of the program, all hosts and guests participating in the program , You must hand over your wallet and all the change on your body before the show starts, and it will be managed by the staff arranged by our program group, and these things will be returned when you leave the program group.”

The director's words, regardless of whether they will be strictly enforced or not, have set a serious tone for the content of the program-poor!

Su Jinci has a deep understanding of whether the life of being so poor and penniless is beautiful.

Shen Manqing knew this rule a long time ago, and handed over her wallet without hesitation. Su Jinci was more thoughtful, and wanted to keep some money for cheating, but was discovered by the sharp-eyed director Yin, so he had no choice but to Cooperate with pulling and grabbing, and then let go, let the program group record it into material.

After collecting the wallets, the program team will no longer care about Su Jinci, Shen Manqing and others. The scripts for the characters have already been released, and the rest is up to them to play freely and perform embarrassingly by themselves. Anyway, the selling point of this program is their various Embarrassment and embarrassment.

After entering the room, Shen Manqing realized that she had handed over her wallet too readily - although the outside yard was beautiful, the inside of the room was a bit horribly empty, except for the big furniture such as sofas, chairs, cabinets and beds, there was nothing like There are no such things as pots, pans and stoves, and the refrigerator is even more empty, and even the mice don't want to stay longer.

"It's over, it's over!" Zhou Yao participated in a variety show for the first time, and he didn't expect that the program group would play so hard, with a dull expression on his face: "There is nothing, what about lunch and dinner?"

"Director, isn't this good?" Shen Manqing turned around and talked to the director about the conditions: "I watch some desert island survival programs, and I will give some tools to the contestants at the beginning, but you don't have anything, even lunch How can we continue to record the show if we don’t have dinner and dinner?”

"Of course not nothing."

The director asked someone to hand over a reminder card, Shen Manqing opened it and looked at it, and was just as dumbfounded as Zhou Yao.

The strength is stunned, the kind that doesn't need acting skills at all.

Su Jinci hurried over to read it, and saw the card read:

Induction cooker - 200 yuan per set

White porcelain bowl - 5 yuan 1 piece

Blue and white porcelain plate - 10 yuan per piece

Lean meat - 15 yuan per catty

Ribs - 25 yuan per catty

Rice - 5 yuan per catty

Chinese cabbage……

……

The card also stated that because today is the first day, Su Jinci and others can borrow this item from the program group first, and after they settle down, they can make money to repay the expenditure, and it is limited to two episodes of the program. Debt must be paid off.

"Crap! It's so crappy!" Shen Manqing took her mobile phone and began to search the price of sweet potatoes on the Internet: "The average price is only one yuan and five catties. To buy an induction cooker for your program group, we have to dig more than 100 sweet potatoes in the ground. Pounds of sweet potatoes..."

The more Shen Manqing talked, the more desperate she became - she knew about sweet potatoes and had eaten them, but they were still growing in the ground, and she had to dig them out and transport them to a small town to sell before they could be exchanged for money... More than 100 catties, Heavier than her, how to dig?How?It's so desperate to think about it.

"Mr. Shen, would you like to search for the price of corn?" Su Jinci looked at Shen Manqing's loveless appearance, suppressed a smile, and made a suggestion: "When I came, I saw that there were still tender corn on the mountain." The price of corn on the cob should be higher than that of sweet potatoes and potatoes, and we don’t need an induction cooker, but just a few pots and pans and food, and we can get enough food and clothing for today and tomorrow morning.”

Zhou Yao was worried: "Without an induction cooker, how can I cook it well? Do you want to eat it raw? Do you have instant noodles?"

"There are still a lot of bricks and tiles outside the yard." Su Jinci said: "We can use bricks and tiles to build a stove by ourselves."

Shen Manqing was a little surprised: "...Can it still be like this?"

The director team who was sitting on the ground and raising the price, waiting for the local owner was also shocked-build the stove by yourself? !There is such a showy operation?Is this person cheating?

"Of course!" Su Jinci smiled and explained: "When I was still in school, the teacher took us to spring or autumn outings, and sometimes there were picnics, and the students basically set up stoves in the wild to make fires... ..."

... So, Teacher Xiao Su, you just learned this unique skill?Up next for your show?

Zhou Yao really wanted to have a new idol to worship!

"Then I'll move the bricks, and Teacher Xiao Su will build the stove?"

"Ok!"

Su Jinci went to the program team to exchange a few more pairs of work gloves, distributed a pair to Zhou Yao, took a pair for himself, and started looking for a place to set up a stove in the courtyard.

Shen Manqing quickly offered to ask for gloves: "I'll help Xiao Zhou move the bricks, it's noon soon, set up the stove early, and you can have lunch early..."

"Moving bricks is very fast, and you don't need two people." Su Jinci was not willing to let Shen Manqing do this kind of heavy work, and quickly sent her away: "Mr. Shen, go over there to wash the dishes and vegetables, and wait for you After that, we are almost ready to set up the stove."

"..."

Zhou Yao, who had just come in from the courtyard with three blue bricks in his arms, was stunned for a moment, then he glanced at Su Jinci with a complicated expression, and began to do the math problem without tears—three bricks for one trip, and only 30 yuan for ten trips , 300 yuan for a hundred trips...

But just now Teacher Xiao Su clearly said that maybe 400 yuan of bricks is not enough!

Heartbroken!

Desperate!

Miss Su, how can you be so shameless?Will he be struck by lightning if he bullies the pretty boy in the sun?

After Zhou Yao finished the math problem, he began to work hard, found a bamboo basket from the house, and used the bamboo basket to drag bricks into the yard.

Director Yin Hong called the assistant director and asked in surprise, "Xiao Duan, there shouldn't be any female characters in our show this time, right?"

"It's not just that there are no female character designs." Assistant Director Duan smiled wryly: "Then Teacher Xiao Su is a newcomer, and obviously all the silly and cute character designs are literary, silly, white and sweet, but now he has become the person in charge of IQ. Commanding Teacher Shen, I wondered if she and Teacher Shen had taken the wrong script...do you want them to stop and reshoot?"

Teacher Shen made a grand appearance with her own BGM and special effects, but now she was instructed by a young rookie to wash the dishes.

What about the promised young white-collar workers who are tired of the reinforced concrete forest, and the agreed-upon literary and artistic silly, white, sweet, stupid and cute characters?Why did he suddenly become responsible for IQ?

What about the most glamorous first host, the handsome Yuku's five-award actress Mr. Shen?How did you become a dishwasher?

What about the mysterious, handsome, sunny boy?How did you become a brick mover here?

So, what is a script?What is the persona?It's all broken, okay?

Even the painting style of the whole show has been distorted to the point of horror, okay?

Facing this distorted style of painting, chief director Yin Hong was much calmer. After pondering for a while, he explained to assistant director Duan: "It's not necessary, they probably have seen through our tricks, and they will definitely go pick it up tomorrow." Corn is sold, you change the price list, and everything is doubled, lest they play this game without difficulty, and the audience seems to have no suspense."

"Okay." Assistant Director Duan said and asked again: "Then, do you want to send someone to help with the stove building? If we really let them all set it up by themselves, it is estimated that the news will spread, and no one will want our show in the future. Bar?"

"What you said makes sense." Yin Hong thought for a while, and confessed: "If they come to ask for help, you agree, but you also need to charge them some money. In short, don't make their tasks too easy, and don't make them too difficult. scare off."

"clear."

……

When Su Jinci was building the stove, his eyes flew towards Shen Manqing, watching Shen Manqing first go back to the room and change into a blue and white sportswear, then put on an apron, looking like a model at the sink. Washing the dishes decently-ah!Teacher Shen who washes dishes seriously is also a goddess!Although she stacked bowls and plates regardless of priority, that slender figure looks very attractive!It must feel great to hug her from behind, right? !

……

Su Jinci's mind is full of train whining, Zhou Yao's work is much more serious, with the help of bamboo baskets, the efficiency of moving bricks is much higher, but this is the first time for this kid to appear on camera, and it is also the first time for him to participate in a variety show. I didn't know that there was laziness behind this, so I worked hard and obediently, and actually moved all the bricks for the stove by myself.

"Tired!" Zhou Yao was sweating profusely. He was a handsome, sunny boy who was so tired that he could barely straighten his waist. He walked past the camera listlessly, and asked Su Jin weakly: "Mr. Su... I... can I take a... rest? I'm so... so tired..."

"Yes, yes." Su Jinci built the last brick, and while filling it with mud, he asked Shen Manqing: "Mr. Shen, how are the dishes and dishes doing?"

Shen Manqing handed mineral water to Zhou Yao's hand, and replied, "It's all washed, but how can you light this stove?"

"There are dry materials on the mountain outside the yard, we'll just pick some up later."

Su Jinci continued to smear mud while speaking, intentionally or unconsciously, she also smeared some on her face, so that the audience can also see her hard work.

After the mud was pasted, Su Jinci went out with Shen Manqing to collect dry firewood. She wanted to take the opportunity to chat with Shen Manqing, but the photographer followed closely and didn't give them any questions. Opportunities for foreign language can only be used from time to time to chat awkwardly according to the script, or make small jokes, and record materials for the program group.

When the two of them came back after picking up the dry firewood, it was almost noon. As soon as they entered the door, they looked at Zhou Yao, holding a little milk cat in one hand and a little husky in the other, and said anxiously: "Mr. Shen, Mr. Su , you are finally back, I am so hungry... tired and hungry..."

"Take a break, will you have something to eat later?" Su Jinci put down the dry firewood, went into the house and changed into a suit of clothes, took care of himself roughly, and started to prepare lunch.

Shen Manqing didn't wait for Su Jinci to speak, she sat down beside the stove consciously, waited for Su Jinci to light the fire, and then added dry firewood to it.

The cameraman followed the filming, and the two directors ate a boxed lunch not far away, and they felt emotional while eating: "This is not a food show, is it? Why do you always feel that the smell from their pot is more fragrant than this boxed lunch? "

"I also think the food over there seems to be more delicious." Deputy director Duan put down the bowl and chopsticks, and said: "You guessed it, they seemed to be discussing just now, saying that they would go pick corn in the afternoon and sell it on the street tomorrow .”

"...How do I feel that they play this game as easily as eating and drinking water?" Yin Hong was very puzzled: "Women in this era have changed, or am I too old to keep up with the times? ?”

Facing such harsh game conditions, apart from the young boy crying for being tired, the other two didn't complain much.

"I don't understand either." Assistant Director Duan was also puzzled: "Besides, that rookie Mr. Su seems to know a lot about variety shows, and he plays the role of IQ like a duck to water. It's not interesting. However, if we let them continue to play smoothly like this, our show will not have too many bright spots and hot spots, and the ratings will be guaranteed..."

"I'm also worried about this." Yin Hong thought for a while and said, "However, it's still early, let them play for two more days, and when they get used to it, arrange a few plots with more twists and let them act out. "

……

Among the three, only Su Jinci has experience in recording variety shows, but it was difficult for her alone to bring Shen Manqing and Zhou Yao together, so that the first day went smoothly. dull.

But no one expected that on the second day, without any psychological preparation, a breaking point that shocked the entire entertainment circle and all variety show audiences appeared on this show!

And the person who created this world-shattering explosive point with his own hands is none other than Shen Manqing, Teacher Shen, and the Queen of Shadows!

The author has something to say: Gu: Come on, Teacher Xiao Su, quickly reveal what kind of shocking breakthrough Teacher Shen has created.Su: A divine twist that definitely exceeds your imagination!Gu: Impossible?I think I'm quite imaginative. Could it be that Mr. Shen was careless and exposed something?Su: Hahaha, do you think, if it is Mr. Shen who reveals the point, I will let the program group broadcast it?Gu: Could it be that you really got your wish and were slept by Mr. Shen, and then you came out in public?Su: So, you are too unimaginative. I still regarded you as a great god in vain!Is it really the pattern Tucson broken?Gu: As a big storm, how can I understand the brain circuit of your million-year shou and billion-year shou?Su: ...Seeing that in the previous chapter, many friends said that they should change the personal settings. I looked back, maybe it was not clearly written in the article, so here is an explanation: the previous chapters mentioned the personal settings, not Su Jinci and Zhou Yao. It is not the personal design of the station itself, but the personal design of the station in the variety show.In many variety shows, those who appear to be acting in their true colors are actually scripted by someone, such as gentle, virtuous, and impulsive, such as disputes between stars in the show, reconciliation, etc... Basically, they are based on the stage. I set up a show.Of course, after a lot of celebrities have attracted popularity by using persona in variety shows, they often habitually maintain this kind of persona under the show, and stick it as their own label.However, in a place where our Teacher Su and Teacher Shen are present, are the people supposed to be ghosts?Can I eat it?If you can't eat it, let it collapse completely!so!This is a serious 'crazy' essay, cool, but not a routine, with no iceberg queen living on a snowy peak, and no tsundere and soft feelings.so!We must not look at it with serious logic!Just follow the waves!