"Which one of you knows how to farm?"
Tao Weiyi's words came out, and the audience fell silent.
Gu Linxue's raised hand dropped involuntarily.Zhou Yao looked at Tao Wei in disbelief: "Planting the land?"
I really hope this is just a joke. How many young people these days know how to farm?To be able to plant a few pots of flowers and plants at home is already very remarkable.
"Yes, this skill is needed for the new variety show in our studio." Tao Wei asked again: "Even if you don't...at least, at least you need to know how to hold a hoe..."
hoe?
At noon on the day of hoeing, the hoe that drops the sweat to the soil?
Being an entertainer these days, besides relying on his face to make a living, he even needs to know how to hold a hoe?
Zhou Yao suddenly felt heavy in his heart, and his heart was so tired. As a child in the city who was doted on by his parents, as a future superstar who only wanted to rely on his face for food, how could he take a hoe?
"What do you want to grow?" Su Jinci still raised his hands: "I can grow cabbage and green vegetables, is that okay?"
Before the words fell, Shen Manqing's eyes were already on Su Jinci, and she made a decision in person: "That's you!"
Tao Wei looked at Su Jinci with a hurt face, and thought silently, May I ask anchor Su, do you remember that you were here to apply for a screenwriter?Besides acting, is there anything else you don't know?Could you please tell me where you bought this life hack?Is it expensive?Can I have a dozen?
However, Tao Wei didn't know that the current Su Jin Ci is completely different from the Su Jin Ci she saw in the news reports. The Su Jin Ci won awards for various arts, but the current Su Jin Ci, Even the handwriting is still copying.
……
After rushing to pack for two days, at the urging of the program team, Shen Manqing finally set off with Su Jinci and Zhou Yao.
Originally, Tao Wei wanted Shen Manqing to bring two assistants, but anyway, the program team disagreed, and in the end Tao Wei had no choice but to ask Shen Manqing to bring Zhou Yao. Cooking and farming, but after all, you can move some heavy objects, right?
Under the arrangement of the program group, the three pretended not to know each other, took different characters, and took a bus to the forest park outside the capital, ready to start a three-month filming.
Su Jinci was the first to arrive dragging his luggage, pushed open the stone courtyard door, looked at the white-walled blue-tiled courtyard full of the charm of the ancient Jiangnan, and immediately laughed, exaggerating: "Wow! What a beautiful house! Am I dreaming? There is such a paradise in the world!"
Of course it’s not a dream. This house was jointly built by the scenic spot for publicity and the program team. Not to mention the mountains and rivers, the courtyard that seems to have a sense of time is also full of flowers and plants. Every corner, every brick and tile, Every flower and plant is designed by a master to ensure that it looks so beautiful from any angle that people want to live in it immediately.
The cameraman following Su Jinci began to shoot. The assistant director quickly winked at Su Jinci, wanting her to act more exaggeratedly. According to the script, Su Jinci is an urban white-collar who has lived in the city for a long time and is tired of the hustle and bustle of cars and horses. , it is the first time to come to such a paradise with beautiful mountains and green waters, so it is natural to be more happy.
So, Su Jinci continued to perform with a smile on his face, walked into the courtyard door, and asked, "Is anyone there? Is there anyone?"
However, there was no one inside, but the door of the hall inside was opened, and a big tabby cat was standing in the middle of the door with a small milk cat in its mouth, looking at Su Jinci with full of defense, as if he was king of the world. It will sweep away thousands of troops with its claws in seconds.
"..."
The assistant director froze for a moment, then turned around and asked the assistant beside him, "Didn't you say there was a puppy in it? How come there are two cats here?"
Director Yin Hong likes huskies, so he specially brought a baby husky who has just been weaned here, in order to create cute spots for future shows... But what happened, but turned into two wild cats?
Su Jinci didn't know that the two cats were just an accident, and thought it was a special arrangement by the director's team, so he began to coax the cats pretendingly, but the female cat stood in the middle of the gate coldly, ignoring her Noticing, even wanting to drive Su Jinci away and monopolize this territory.
"Excuse me, is there anything I can eat?" Su Jinci had no choice but to turn around and ask the photographer and assistant director.
"There are ham sausages."
It was originally intended to force the husky to give Su Jin Ci, but now that the little husky is gone, the show has to continue to be recorded, so the assistant director had no choice but to continue: "But it costs two yuan a piece."
"Eh?" Su Jinci was startled, then took out his wallet and took out two dollars: "Give me a try first?"
"This won't work." The assistant director explained: "You can't buy it with your money, you can only buy it with the money earned from the show."
"This..." Su Jinci took advantage of the situation to cooperate with the performance, wondering: "Then how should I make money?"
"In the field next to the mountain, there are crops such as potatoes, sweet potatoes, corn, green vegetables, cabbage, and radishes. After the other hosts and guests arrive, you have to dig these crops out of the soil and transport them to the market in the town. Selling, only the money obtained from your own labor can be used here for consumption." The assistant director brought the program into the main topic: "However, since you are here for the first day, the program team allows you to consume first and pay back later."
What? ? ?
And this coquettish way of playing?I'm afraid I'm lying to my young lady that I haven't recorded a variety show, have I?
Su Jinci was stunned, she was really stunned, before setting off, Shen Manqing and Tao Wei didn't tell her that there was something else going on - actually going to farm and dig sweet potatoes?Instead of making awkward gestures with a hoe?
Isn't it about planting vegetables and cabbage, raising flowers and plants, and killing time as leisure and fun?Why does the truth of the matter seem a little different?
Su Jinci has a feeling of being cheated, and has a vague feeling that this time he might really have to suffer - Tao Wei must have concealed a lot of details, after all, Tao Wei is famous in the circle for recognizing money but not people, maybe Even Shen Manqing didn't know.
After buying ham sausage in a daze, Su Jinci was going to tease the cat, but she just unpacked the ham sausage, and the big cat dropped the kitten it was holding, and swooped fiercely over, scaring the cat. Su Jinci shrank his hands and threw the ham out, and stepped back several steps in succession, still in shock.
Su Jinci was not afraid of cats, but this wild cat was indeed too vicious. After holding the ham sausage in its mouth, it kept whining, threatening to keep Su Jinci away.
Maybe it was too hungry, or maybe because there were too many people behind Su Jinci, the wild cat licked its paws a few times, then jumped up the courtyard wall with ham in its mouth, left its kitten, and fled.
At this moment, Zhou Yao walked into the courtyard pushing his luggage.
Su Jinci is not a big star, he was not injured, and the wild cat had already escaped, so the filming did not end. After the two introduced each other and greeted each other, they then began to tease the little milk cat that was left behind to liven up the atmosphere. It is convenient for the program group to collect materials.
The assistant director retreated outside the gate of the courtyard, and used the walkie-talkie to tell the director Yin Hong about the changes here. After the shots here were finished, he began to arrange manpower and camera positions, waiting for Shen Manqing's arrival.
Compared with Su Jinci and Zhou Yao, Shen Manqing's appearance is much more beautiful and handsome. The advertising sponsor of the program group, a well-known sports car brand, directly sent three new sports cars to set off the momentum of her actress.
After the planes were set up and the personnel were in place, director Yin Hong gave an order, and three shiny new black sports cars drove over from the driveway in the distance. In front of a small courtyard.
The handsome driver in a black suit and white gloves got out of the car, bent down and opened the door in a gentlemanly manner.
Both Su Jinci and Zhou Yao stood in front of the courtyard, pretending to be amazed while discussing, pretending to wait for the mysterious host to appear.
The car door was slowly opened, a long leg stepped out gracefully, and the shiny black three-inch sandals fell gently to the ground, as if they were stepping on everyone's hearts...
Su Jinci knew that the person in the car was Shen Manqing, but when she saw Shen Manqing standing up with the corner of her skirt and holding the door of the car with her own eyes, her heart couldn't help beating wildly from the second the whole person was reflected in the camera stand up.
Not only Su Jinci, but also Zhou Yao next to him, director Yin Hong, assistant director, cameraman and many assistants couldn't help but hold their breath at this moment, for fear that the slight sound he made would break the brilliance to the extreme. appearance.
No flower rain!No cheers!No shiny spotlights!
But it was a fantastic appearance!
——She was born for the lens, like a shooting star that accidentally streaks across the night sky, so beautiful that it is dreamlike, making people mesmerized and suffocating!
cool!handsome!Yu!mystery!noble!gorgeous!Beautiful!sexy!
——Almost all the words to describe beauty can be applied to her, but there is no label!No one set!She is just her!
——It's just Shen Manqing!
The spring breeze is so beautiful and picturesque, it is not as good as you folding flowers with your hands, raising your eyebrows and smiling, crowning the beauty of the world!
As if in an instant, and as if from eternity to the future, someone finally came back to his senses and started to continue the work in hand.Director Yin Hong couldn't help but rubbed his eyes, and sighed in his heart - it was worth it!Just because of Mr. Shen's good looks, figure and aura, his more than 2000 million yuan is worth it!Even the blower was not used, and the post-production special effects were almost unnecessary.With its own special effects and BGM, it is a person like Mr. Shen!
Su Jinci pressed his heart like a mad deer with one hand, and supported the hospital door with the other, his legs were so weak that he couldn't stand - attack!storm!Big attack!Yujie's big attack!Cosmic Attack!Anyway, Teacher Shen at this time thinks and attacks!With her good looks and figure alone, Su Jinci's legs are soft and her heart beats like panting.
——Ms. Shen is definitely the only one in the entire entertainment industry who can wear a floor-length, thin strappy dress so aggressively!
Fortunately, Su Jinci still remembered the script, cooperated with the director's arrangements, and exclaimed loudly: "Ah!!! It's Teacher Shen! It's Teacher Shen! The program team actually invited Teacher Shen!!!"
"..."
Shen Manqing pretended to take off her sunglasses to cover the corners of her lips that were about to twitch, and thought to herself—who said Xiao Su didn't have acting skills?Isn't this very well acted?Obviously only met two hours ago, she yelled so emotionally, it felt like she had never met in two lifetimes... Yes, it was too exaggerated, the voice was a bit loud, okay Looking for a pair of earphones from the program group...
The program team arranged for Su Jinci to be a young white-collar worker who lives in the city and is tired of the reinforced concrete forest; Zhou Yao is a sunny boy with a mysterious identity; We will spend an 'ordinary and beautiful' time with the guests of each period in this beautiful place...
The author has something to say: Su: So, my teacher Shen is definitely a big cosmic attack!I feel so happy just thinking about it!Gu: Doesn’t Teacher Su know that there is a law in this world called the law of contrast?Su: The law you newly researched?Gu: Yes, according to my research, people who look more aggressive on the outside may actually be more aggressive.Su: ...that's what hurts my heart.Gu: A person like Mr. Shen, who has three hundred zhangs of anger, might be overwhelmed by three thousand zhangs once he lies down!Su: ...then I will be [-] zhang!As long as I am more popular than her, she will still attack!Gu: ...I was speechless. I suddenly wanted to write a new article. The title is "Comparison of Shou Daily for Ten Thousand Years Shou and Hundred Million Years Shou". One sentence introduction: Mr. Shen only loves electric blankets, and Mr. Su desires dissatisfied.Thanks: Hehe!Scum!Open a new article?What about your episode?Want to cheat again, don't you?Look at my [-]-meter broadsword!
Tao Weiyi's words came out, and the audience fell silent.
Gu Linxue's raised hand dropped involuntarily.Zhou Yao looked at Tao Wei in disbelief: "Planting the land?"
I really hope this is just a joke. How many young people these days know how to farm?To be able to plant a few pots of flowers and plants at home is already very remarkable.
"Yes, this skill is needed for the new variety show in our studio." Tao Wei asked again: "Even if you don't...at least, at least you need to know how to hold a hoe..."
hoe?
At noon on the day of hoeing, the hoe that drops the sweat to the soil?
Being an entertainer these days, besides relying on his face to make a living, he even needs to know how to hold a hoe?
Zhou Yao suddenly felt heavy in his heart, and his heart was so tired. As a child in the city who was doted on by his parents, as a future superstar who only wanted to rely on his face for food, how could he take a hoe?
"What do you want to grow?" Su Jinci still raised his hands: "I can grow cabbage and green vegetables, is that okay?"
Before the words fell, Shen Manqing's eyes were already on Su Jinci, and she made a decision in person: "That's you!"
Tao Wei looked at Su Jinci with a hurt face, and thought silently, May I ask anchor Su, do you remember that you were here to apply for a screenwriter?Besides acting, is there anything else you don't know?Could you please tell me where you bought this life hack?Is it expensive?Can I have a dozen?
However, Tao Wei didn't know that the current Su Jin Ci is completely different from the Su Jin Ci she saw in the news reports. The Su Jin Ci won awards for various arts, but the current Su Jin Ci, Even the handwriting is still copying.
……
After rushing to pack for two days, at the urging of the program team, Shen Manqing finally set off with Su Jinci and Zhou Yao.
Originally, Tao Wei wanted Shen Manqing to bring two assistants, but anyway, the program team disagreed, and in the end Tao Wei had no choice but to ask Shen Manqing to bring Zhou Yao. Cooking and farming, but after all, you can move some heavy objects, right?
Under the arrangement of the program group, the three pretended not to know each other, took different characters, and took a bus to the forest park outside the capital, ready to start a three-month filming.
Su Jinci was the first to arrive dragging his luggage, pushed open the stone courtyard door, looked at the white-walled blue-tiled courtyard full of the charm of the ancient Jiangnan, and immediately laughed, exaggerating: "Wow! What a beautiful house! Am I dreaming? There is such a paradise in the world!"
Of course it’s not a dream. This house was jointly built by the scenic spot for publicity and the program team. Not to mention the mountains and rivers, the courtyard that seems to have a sense of time is also full of flowers and plants. Every corner, every brick and tile, Every flower and plant is designed by a master to ensure that it looks so beautiful from any angle that people want to live in it immediately.
The cameraman following Su Jinci began to shoot. The assistant director quickly winked at Su Jinci, wanting her to act more exaggeratedly. According to the script, Su Jinci is an urban white-collar who has lived in the city for a long time and is tired of the hustle and bustle of cars and horses. , it is the first time to come to such a paradise with beautiful mountains and green waters, so it is natural to be more happy.
So, Su Jinci continued to perform with a smile on his face, walked into the courtyard door, and asked, "Is anyone there? Is there anyone?"
However, there was no one inside, but the door of the hall inside was opened, and a big tabby cat was standing in the middle of the door with a small milk cat in its mouth, looking at Su Jinci with full of defense, as if he was king of the world. It will sweep away thousands of troops with its claws in seconds.
"..."
The assistant director froze for a moment, then turned around and asked the assistant beside him, "Didn't you say there was a puppy in it? How come there are two cats here?"
Director Yin Hong likes huskies, so he specially brought a baby husky who has just been weaned here, in order to create cute spots for future shows... But what happened, but turned into two wild cats?
Su Jinci didn't know that the two cats were just an accident, and thought it was a special arrangement by the director's team, so he began to coax the cats pretendingly, but the female cat stood in the middle of the gate coldly, ignoring her Noticing, even wanting to drive Su Jinci away and monopolize this territory.
"Excuse me, is there anything I can eat?" Su Jinci had no choice but to turn around and ask the photographer and assistant director.
"There are ham sausages."
It was originally intended to force the husky to give Su Jin Ci, but now that the little husky is gone, the show has to continue to be recorded, so the assistant director had no choice but to continue: "But it costs two yuan a piece."
"Eh?" Su Jinci was startled, then took out his wallet and took out two dollars: "Give me a try first?"
"This won't work." The assistant director explained: "You can't buy it with your money, you can only buy it with the money earned from the show."
"This..." Su Jinci took advantage of the situation to cooperate with the performance, wondering: "Then how should I make money?"
"In the field next to the mountain, there are crops such as potatoes, sweet potatoes, corn, green vegetables, cabbage, and radishes. After the other hosts and guests arrive, you have to dig these crops out of the soil and transport them to the market in the town. Selling, only the money obtained from your own labor can be used here for consumption." The assistant director brought the program into the main topic: "However, since you are here for the first day, the program team allows you to consume first and pay back later."
What? ? ?
And this coquettish way of playing?I'm afraid I'm lying to my young lady that I haven't recorded a variety show, have I?
Su Jinci was stunned, she was really stunned, before setting off, Shen Manqing and Tao Wei didn't tell her that there was something else going on - actually going to farm and dig sweet potatoes?Instead of making awkward gestures with a hoe?
Isn't it about planting vegetables and cabbage, raising flowers and plants, and killing time as leisure and fun?Why does the truth of the matter seem a little different?
Su Jinci has a feeling of being cheated, and has a vague feeling that this time he might really have to suffer - Tao Wei must have concealed a lot of details, after all, Tao Wei is famous in the circle for recognizing money but not people, maybe Even Shen Manqing didn't know.
After buying ham sausage in a daze, Su Jinci was going to tease the cat, but she just unpacked the ham sausage, and the big cat dropped the kitten it was holding, and swooped fiercely over, scaring the cat. Su Jinci shrank his hands and threw the ham out, and stepped back several steps in succession, still in shock.
Su Jinci was not afraid of cats, but this wild cat was indeed too vicious. After holding the ham sausage in its mouth, it kept whining, threatening to keep Su Jinci away.
Maybe it was too hungry, or maybe because there were too many people behind Su Jinci, the wild cat licked its paws a few times, then jumped up the courtyard wall with ham in its mouth, left its kitten, and fled.
At this moment, Zhou Yao walked into the courtyard pushing his luggage.
Su Jinci is not a big star, he was not injured, and the wild cat had already escaped, so the filming did not end. After the two introduced each other and greeted each other, they then began to tease the little milk cat that was left behind to liven up the atmosphere. It is convenient for the program group to collect materials.
The assistant director retreated outside the gate of the courtyard, and used the walkie-talkie to tell the director Yin Hong about the changes here. After the shots here were finished, he began to arrange manpower and camera positions, waiting for Shen Manqing's arrival.
Compared with Su Jinci and Zhou Yao, Shen Manqing's appearance is much more beautiful and handsome. The advertising sponsor of the program group, a well-known sports car brand, directly sent three new sports cars to set off the momentum of her actress.
After the planes were set up and the personnel were in place, director Yin Hong gave an order, and three shiny new black sports cars drove over from the driveway in the distance. In front of a small courtyard.
The handsome driver in a black suit and white gloves got out of the car, bent down and opened the door in a gentlemanly manner.
Both Su Jinci and Zhou Yao stood in front of the courtyard, pretending to be amazed while discussing, pretending to wait for the mysterious host to appear.
The car door was slowly opened, a long leg stepped out gracefully, and the shiny black three-inch sandals fell gently to the ground, as if they were stepping on everyone's hearts...
Su Jinci knew that the person in the car was Shen Manqing, but when she saw Shen Manqing standing up with the corner of her skirt and holding the door of the car with her own eyes, her heart couldn't help beating wildly from the second the whole person was reflected in the camera stand up.
Not only Su Jinci, but also Zhou Yao next to him, director Yin Hong, assistant director, cameraman and many assistants couldn't help but hold their breath at this moment, for fear that the slight sound he made would break the brilliance to the extreme. appearance.
No flower rain!No cheers!No shiny spotlights!
But it was a fantastic appearance!
——She was born for the lens, like a shooting star that accidentally streaks across the night sky, so beautiful that it is dreamlike, making people mesmerized and suffocating!
cool!handsome!Yu!mystery!noble!gorgeous!Beautiful!sexy!
——Almost all the words to describe beauty can be applied to her, but there is no label!No one set!She is just her!
——It's just Shen Manqing!
The spring breeze is so beautiful and picturesque, it is not as good as you folding flowers with your hands, raising your eyebrows and smiling, crowning the beauty of the world!
As if in an instant, and as if from eternity to the future, someone finally came back to his senses and started to continue the work in hand.Director Yin Hong couldn't help but rubbed his eyes, and sighed in his heart - it was worth it!Just because of Mr. Shen's good looks, figure and aura, his more than 2000 million yuan is worth it!Even the blower was not used, and the post-production special effects were almost unnecessary.With its own special effects and BGM, it is a person like Mr. Shen!
Su Jinci pressed his heart like a mad deer with one hand, and supported the hospital door with the other, his legs were so weak that he couldn't stand - attack!storm!Big attack!Yujie's big attack!Cosmic Attack!Anyway, Teacher Shen at this time thinks and attacks!With her good looks and figure alone, Su Jinci's legs are soft and her heart beats like panting.
——Ms. Shen is definitely the only one in the entire entertainment industry who can wear a floor-length, thin strappy dress so aggressively!
Fortunately, Su Jinci still remembered the script, cooperated with the director's arrangements, and exclaimed loudly: "Ah!!! It's Teacher Shen! It's Teacher Shen! The program team actually invited Teacher Shen!!!"
"..."
Shen Manqing pretended to take off her sunglasses to cover the corners of her lips that were about to twitch, and thought to herself—who said Xiao Su didn't have acting skills?Isn't this very well acted?Obviously only met two hours ago, she yelled so emotionally, it felt like she had never met in two lifetimes... Yes, it was too exaggerated, the voice was a bit loud, okay Looking for a pair of earphones from the program group...
The program team arranged for Su Jinci to be a young white-collar worker who lives in the city and is tired of the reinforced concrete forest; Zhou Yao is a sunny boy with a mysterious identity; We will spend an 'ordinary and beautiful' time with the guests of each period in this beautiful place...
The author has something to say: Su: So, my teacher Shen is definitely a big cosmic attack!I feel so happy just thinking about it!Gu: Doesn’t Teacher Su know that there is a law in this world called the law of contrast?Su: The law you newly researched?Gu: Yes, according to my research, people who look more aggressive on the outside may actually be more aggressive.Su: ...that's what hurts my heart.Gu: A person like Mr. Shen, who has three hundred zhangs of anger, might be overwhelmed by three thousand zhangs once he lies down!Su: ...then I will be [-] zhang!As long as I am more popular than her, she will still attack!Gu: ...I was speechless. I suddenly wanted to write a new article. The title is "Comparison of Shou Daily for Ten Thousand Years Shou and Hundred Million Years Shou". One sentence introduction: Mr. Shen only loves electric blankets, and Mr. Su desires dissatisfied.Thanks: Hehe!Scum!Open a new article?What about your episode?Want to cheat again, don't you?Look at my [-]-meter broadsword!
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