The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

To complain, Gulliver still dutifully accompanied Zhou Wei to take a bath, and then returned to the residence of the palace with him.

Percy squinted his eyes and fell into contemplation when he heard them talk about the volcano. Half of the volcano is an active volcano. According to Gulliver, the magma in the mountain is still in the melting stage and is clearly separated from the parent rock. So as long as the factors that make it temporarily dormant are resolved, it will definitely make it erupt again.

The factor that makes it temporarily dormant is undoubtedly a large amount of glacier water melted by the snow mountain. There are many ways to solve this problem. You can open a canal to drain it from the middle of the mountain, or use negative pressure to pump it directly from the crater, or it is simpler and rougher. The volcanic energy is stimulated, so that the heat released by the magma far exceeds the dilution ability of the glacier water, and all the water is evaporated from the bottom to the top.

However, every method requires a huge workload. With his and Gulliver's physical strength, even with a hyperspace mecha, it is too difficult to operate.

"This matter must be well-planned and must not be acted hastily." Percy said, "Half the volcano is too dangerous. Regardless of success or failure, we probably won't have a second chance to try, so Gulliver, no matter Whatever you want to do, you must discuss it with me in advance, and you must never act without authorization, understand?"

Although Gulliver is in the second grade, he is not brain-dead. He would not argue with Percy on such a big matter. He nodded: "I know."

"At present, we can only wait." Percy said, "Our bodies have not recovered, and rushing into the interior of the volcano is likely to cause even greater trouble."

Zhou Wei agreed deeply, nodded and said: "Yes, the body is the capital. I have checked all the food reserves. There should be no problem for the three of us to eat for four to five months, so don't worry, rest at ease."

"Four or five months is plenty." Percy said, although the scales could not grow back in such a short period of time, the feathers and skin should have recovered. With the protection of the hyperspace mecha, his combat effectiveness would not be too great. It was a big loss, and he said to Gulliver: "You can move back to live with peace of mind, we can discuss the plan, so that the three of us can take care of each other."

Gulliver doesn't intend to be blinded by them every day, besides, Zhou Wei's attributes are too terrifying. Recently, I don't know if it's because of his poor health. When he saw him, his knees became weaker and weaker: "No, I want to live Go to the crater, there are caves there, it is very warm, and it is close to the volcano, I can observe more and observe the target, and come back to discuss with you in time if I find any problems."

Percy wanted to object, but thinking he was right, he acquiesced.Zhou Wei was still a little worried: "How strange is it to live in a cave? What if you get scalded by magma?"

"Is it strange that dragons live in caves?" Gulliver finished his business, didn't want to stay with them for a minute, picked up two bottles of wine, stuffed them into his backpack, and left in a hurry, "Don't worry, it won't be hot, it can Soak in the hot spring every day!"

"Soaking in hot springs is quite beautiful." Zhou Wei echoed in admiration.

However, he soon discovered that it was not beautiful at all—wonder if there was some strange substance in the volcanic lake. After washing, his back became more itchy, especially under the shoulder blades, near the spine, it was so itchy. A little numb!

"It can't be that the water is poisonous, right? Oh, I was killed..." Zhou Wei was so itchy that he couldn't sleep, he found two branches, and scratched his back with his bare arms. At this time, he especially missed the bamboo stick in his dormitory. scratch.

Percy was very worried, and looked over and over for a long time. Except for a little redness on the ribs, there was nothing unusual at all, and there were no bumps or lumps to the touch: "Have you soaked for a long time? Are you sure there are no poisonous insects in the water? Gulliver went down." Did you see any strange creatures?"

"No, don't you know that I take a bath, it's very fast, just 10 minutes before and after. Gulliver didn't see anything but magma." Zhou Wei felt better after scratching for a long time, lying on the blanket and going to sleep, who knew Before he fell asleep, he woke up with the itching again, got up sleepily, leaned on Percy's belly and rubbed back and forth: "Oh no, my hand is about to break, if you scratch my arm again, I will dislocate it, so why don't you move and let me rub it?" After a while, your scales are quite powerful!"

"..." Percy never dreamed that the scales on his belly could be used as a tickle one day, and he didn't know whether to be sad or honored for a while.But it's an honor to be able to have such an intimate friction with the fiery body of the destined partner!

Zhou Wei rubbed for a while, slept for a while, tossed and tossed for seven or eight hours, and was about to collapse. He lay next to Percy and groaned: "No, I can't rub anymore. I have to rest." When will my skin be resilient? It's so good, it didn't break after rubbing for so long!

Percy was so distressed that he scolded Gulliver seventy or eighty times in his heart - he asked you to take him out for a walk, and let him take a bath if he had nothing to do!

Wouldn't it be enough to let Lao Tzu lick it for him?

This bad boy!

Scratching Zhou Wei with his paws, Zhou Wei found it boring: "Your paws are too sharp, you can't feel it if you scratch it lightly, but it hurts too much if you scratch it hard, no, no, the coefficient of friction of the scales is the most suitable!"

Percy didn't know what his own coefficient of friction was, but the area of ​​his psychological shadow must have been enormous.As a last resort, he said, "Then you lie down and don't move, I'll rub it for you."

"Ah? Okay!" Zhou Wei agreed casually. As soon as he finished speaking, he felt a huge shadow covering him. Percy stood on both sides of his body with his legs spread apart. The whole dragon lay on his back, bent his knees, and The thin scales on his belly helped him rub back and forth.

"..." Zhou Wei felt that this body position was so shameful that it could be included in the top three most shameful in his life, but... the sun is so comfortable, you don't need to exert any effort, you can enjoy it while lying on your stomach It couldn't be better!

The comfort of the physical body finally defeated the psychological scale, and Zhou Wei fell asleep between Percy's legs like this.

And Percy...Percy rubbed his destined partner in the standard back|into|style for ten hours, and the area of ​​psychological shadow has broken through the sky.

The only thing that is fortunate is that Gulliver, a dead boy, is determined to move out, otherwise he will not be able to hold his head up in front of the second disease in his life!

Zhou Wei fell asleep in a daze, and woke up the next day to find that he was heavily pressed, as if five bags of noodles were placed on his body.

what?Zhou Wei moved his shoulders, pressed hard, and pouted his buttocks again... Shit!What is poking me?

Turning over abruptly, a huge heavy object fell off his back, making a muffled "boom" sound, and then a loud cry: "Oops!"

"Percy?" Zhou Wei was sleepy, looking left and right, he couldn't find his huge dragon-shaped pet, rubbed his eyes, and found Gulliver throwing himself naked beside him, and said in surprise, "Gulliver? When did you come back?"

"Gulliver" got up from the ground and wiped his face: "Gulliver is back?"

"...You, you are...Percy?" Zhou Wei suddenly realized that this is not Gulliver, this is Percy in human form!

His dragon turned into a man! ! !

Zhou Wei stared at the tall young man standing in front of him with his eyes and mouth open as if petrified. At first glance, Percy and Gulliver looked exactly the same, but they were a little taller, because the burns were more serious, and both arms and back were bruised. The pink scale-like scar, from the shoulder to the chest was damaged due to deformed cells, covered with fine silver-white scales, illuminated by the afterglow of the stove, the right chin and neck were also mottled and shining brightly.

Zhou Wei: "..."

Percy: "..."

The two stared at each other for a full minute before Percy was the first to realize that he had transformed himself!Subconsciously touched his face and asked, "Am I ugly?"

"It's, it's okay." Zhou Wei replied angrily, "It's better than, it's better than Gulliver." This is a word of conscience. Although the two look the same, Gulliver is exuding a mental illness. In the second sense, Percy looked aloof and normal.

Then the awkward silence continued. Although Zhou Wei had known for a long time that his cute pet could transform into a human being, he still found it unacceptable to see it with his own eyes, especially when the other person's human form was not cute yet. He was completely strong and taller than himself. Half the size of a grown man.

As for Percy... Percy is eager to know what level he has recovered to, whether he is handsome or ugly.

The bad thing is that Zhou Wei never thinks of looking in the mirror, so they don't have this kind of tool to judge beauty and ugliness at all!

But this kind of trivial matter will not trouble the wise and mighty Prince, Percy squatted down, approached Zhou Wei, and stretched out his hands to grab Zhou Wei's shoulders before the other party tried to avoid it: "Don't move, keep your eyes open!"

"Ah?" Zhou Wei was almost blinded by the bright reflection on his neck, and froze stupidly.Percy looked left and right into his pupils, and heaved a sigh of relief for a long time-fortunately, there are a few scales on his chin and neck, his face is still handsome, and his hair is not completely burned, a trim should be able to save it... ...By the way, His Majesty's eyes are so bright, they can see clearly than a mirror!

Seeing him staring into his eyes affectionately, Zhou Wei felt chills on his back. Fortunately, he soon realized that he was not looking at himself, but the shadow in his own eyes. Started itching again.

The two "looked at each other affectionately" for a minute, Percy let go of his shoulders, took a step back, and raked his slightly messy curly hair: "You've seen me before, remember? On the Dracula, I am the one who accompanied you on the planet Heggy."

Zhou Wei in a waking state can completely distinguish him from Gulliver, not to mention that Gulliver is thinner now, the difference between the two is obvious, even when they deliberately imitated each other before, they never managed to hide it from Zhou Wei s eyes.

"You were the one who picked me up from Baolongyu, you were the one who gave me the physical examination, and you were the one who offered to be my bodyguard in Xinghuan." Zhou Wei said exactly when he played Gulliver every time, " right?"

Percy was taken aback. "You figured out so early that we weren't alone?"

"No, I was just skeptical at the time, thinking that 'Gulliver' would be a little different occasionally." Zhou Wei explained, "Do you remember, I once asked you why your eyes were single and double at the same time, and you said that you were so swollen because you didn't sleep. "

"Oh..." Percy was stunned, and had to give Zhou Wei a thumbs up, "Good eyesight!" It's too sharp, compared with His Majesty, the whole world is face-blind!

The two looked at each other and smiled, the embarrassment of "meeting for the first time" gradually dissipated, and a tacit sense of long-term relationship emerged spontaneously.Needless to say, Percy, even Zhou Wei has to admit that Percy is different from other people, even in human form, it will not trigger his forbidden disease - because his every frown, every move, even if it is The tiniest movements of shrugging shoulders and taking steps are exactly the same as those of the former Shenlong, full of familiarity like deja vu.

Since then, the embarrassment that had been worrying for a long time disappeared completely, and both of them breathed a sigh of relief.

After washing up, the two prepare to have breakfast.Because everyone is human now, they moved a round table down from the upstairs, and officially sat face to face in a human posture.Zhou Wei cut the bread and ham, Percy poured two glasses of water, the two tacitly arranged the food and tableware for each other, and ate at the same time.

For the first time, Zhou Wei felt that eating at the same table with someone is quite pleasing to the eye, especially if the other party is such a handsome man, although the scales on his neck are a bit dazzling.

"Is your back better?" Percy asked.

It's okay not to mention it, but Zhou Wei started to feel itchy again when he mentioned it, he subconsciously rubbed his shoulder on the back of the chair, and said, "No, it's still itchy and a little painful."

"Maybe it was too long yesterday." Percy said casually, "It can't be helped, you look dissatisfied as soon as I stop, I'm afraid it will be more uncomfortable for you to wake up, so I just keep rubbing and rubbing you It got red."

"..." Zhou Wei vaguely remembered yesterday, when he was half asleep and half awake, it seemed that Percy had been lying on his body and rubbing back and forth, and his face suddenly became a little hot-mainly because that position|position was too unsightly, Percy is It was okay when he was a dragon, but now he becomes a human, and then substitute it... Fuck too basic, morality is not guaranteed, hastily! ! !

The more Zhou Wei thought about it, the more ashamed he became. His healthy face turned into a monkey's butt at a speed visible to the naked eye.Percy was just stating the facts at first, but he didn't realize how lethal his words were. Before Zhou Wei could speak for a long time, he looked up and found that his face was flushed, and his short hair was straight as if it was electrified. To realize how horribly ambiguous their conversation would be if it were interpreted by another movement, and how staggering the scale...

Then Percy's 70-year-old face slowly turned red.

After 3 minutes of silence, Zhou Wei took a deep breath and looked up: "I suggest that we stop discussing this issue from now on."

Percy agreed deeply, nodded heavily: "Agreed."

Their eyes met, and they quickly drifted away. Zhou Wei gnawed on the bread, and Percy munched on the ham.The embarrassment that had already faded roared again, but the reason for the embarrassment this time was a little different from the previous ones.