The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

Percy didn't expect Zhou Wei to be so efficient. He found Gulliver in less than an hour after going out, and he couldn't help feeling a little regretful that his plan for sex after drinking was ruined.

But when he saw Gulliver's half-dead appearance, he was very grateful that Zhou Wei had the ability to bring him back. You must know that this guy is a senior middle school patient with more than 70 years, and even two hundred mad dogs couldn't drag him home after he got sick. .

"How did you make yourself look like this?" Percy was startled by Gulliver's appearance when he saw him, "I thought you just wanted to be quiet, not hunger strike."

Gulliver was noncommittal, rolled his eyes at him, looked around, and found that the place was completely different from when he left, the walls were patched up, the carpet was replaced with long-haired and thicker ones, and there were more windows in front of the windows. There are comfortable sofa chairs, and there is even a fireplace standing in the corner.

Are you decorating a new house for your wedding?Will you die if you don't show your affection?The unrequited single dog began to regret coming back with Zhou Wei.

"Okay, don't mention it." Zhou Wei waved his hand at Percy, signaling him not to stimulate the neuropathy who was on the verge of collapse. When he saw the stove, his heart warmed up, "Did you get a stove?"

"It was taken down upstairs, it's too cold, I'm afraid you can't stand it." Percy built a stove when he went out to get wine, and broke some dead trees nearby to use as firewood. Anyway, there is no soil in the sub-space, those Trees don't live much longer than a few days.As a bat rainbow dragon, he is not afraid of the cold, but Zhou Wei cannot, he must maintain a certain indoor temperature.

"It's just a little bit better, don't do strenuous exercise, there is any work to do when I come back." Zhou Wei was completely masculine, lifted Percy's feathers and took a look to make sure that the fluff that had just grown had not fallen off and was injured , I felt relieved, "Don't run around next time."

"Understood." Percy obeyed obediently, his heart sweeter than honey.

Gulliver felt that he lost his appetite even more.

Percy spit a fireball and lit the fire, the dry branches crackled and burned, and the room was warm and cozy in no time.Zhou Wei opened a dozen spirits and threw a bottle to Gulliver: "Okay, don't say anything, drink it, and live well after drinking it."

Gulliver took a big sip from the mouth of the bottle, and the pungent fire shot down his throat. The boredom that had lasted for more than 20 days gradually dissipated, and he clinked a glass with Zhou Wei. All done: "Come again!"

Zhou Wei's drinking capacity is well-known in the Xinghuan Palace, since he knocked down a bunch of relatives of the emperor at the welcome ceremony, no one in the entire Heji planet dared to challenge him.Percy was fully aware of his drinking capacity, so he didn't stop him, and let him drink bottle by bottle with Gulliver, but he only drank a small half bottle - stimulating drinks are not conducive to burns Healing, in order to ensure that everyone can leave the subspace, he must get well as soon as possible.

Gulliver had something on his mind, and he had exhausted his body for more than 20 days. After drinking seven or eight bottles of wine, he gradually became a little drunk and fell asleep by the stove.Zhou Wei covered him with a blanket, and whispered to Percy: "He feels uncomfortable, don't mention those things anymore, let him digest it slowly."

Percy said "hmm".Zhou Wei was also a little drunk, leaned against him and sat down, took a sip of his remaining half bottle of wine, and sighed: "He still loves Irma, what a crime...I told him, in the future Let's go out, don't trouble Irma, leave it to him alone, if he is willing to forgive, let's keep silent, okay?"

Percy raised his eyes, according to his temperament, whoever dares to move Zhou Weiyi's finger, he will turn into ashes will not let him go, but... Forget it: "Listen to you."

"Just think it's for Gulliver." Zhou Wei drank the rest of the wine, slid down and curled up beside Percy, pulling his tail feathers to cover himself, "He is so pitiful, he loves someone, There is no choice."

It was rare for Percy to hear him say such emotional and philosophical words, and he waited for him to continue, but after waiting for half a minute, he only waited for his long purring.

What a man... Percy sighed helplessly, blew out the fire, dragged Gulliver to his side, and hugged the two most important people in his life with his warmth, watching them fall into a deep sleep.

Drunken heartily, Gulliver fell asleep for ten hours before waking up. He wolfed down two large boxes of canned food, a dozen or so breads, and seven or eight bags of biscuits that Zhou Wei had stored, expressing that he had finally eaten after more than 20 days. Had a full meal.

Zhou Wei was a little hungover and had no appetite. He only drank a big pot of milk and said, "You can come back and live. I'll get two more blankets later."

"Let's talk about it." Gulliver found a hair tie and tied his slightly long curly hair behind his head. He looked more energetic, perhaps because of his higher appearance, and the mixed gray hair did not affect him. His handsomeness, on the contrary, has a kind of decadent beauty, strange fashion.

"I want to go to the top of the volcano to have a look." Gulliver said to Percy, "I've thought about the theory you said, and it makes sense. You haven't recovered yet. I'll go to the top of the mountain to have a look. You discuss specific plans."

"Can you do it? Can you do it physically?" Percy was a little worried, "Burns are the hardest to recover from. Don't be brave."

"The feathers on the right wing are already growing, and the scales are terrible. I don't think it will be possible to grow new ones in more than ten years." Gulliver took off his T-shirt and showed him his right arm, "This is the most serious, the deformed cells are damaged. No, the skin can’t change. But it doesn’t affect my daily life, I just go to the mountains to have a look, and I’ll be fine if I don’t go into the crater.”

Looking at his strong right arm, Zhou Wei took a deep breath—the original white and tight skin was gone, and the whole arm was covered with reddish bumps and spots, like fish scales falling off. There is an area about the size of a palm, covered with mottled silver-white scales, each the size of a fingernail.It is roughly what he said, skin that cannot be changed due to damaged deformed cells.

"It's so serious..." Zhou Wei frowned, wanted to touch but didn't dare, and asked, "Does it hurt?"

"One thing, it's getting better." Gulliver put on his clothes and said, "Daily flying can still be handled, but you can't do too complicated movements, so I can't deploy the mecha at a high level for the time being, otherwise I will go directly to the volcano collected data."

"Let me do it." Percy said, "You failed the data modeling exam twice, and I took the last exam for you."

Gulliver couldn't help kicking him: "You will die if you don't break the stage?"

Percy unceremoniously stretched out his claws and kicked him three meters away: "Yes!"

"Okay, stop making trouble!" Zhou Wei finally saw the deep affection between the two brothers, and quickly hugged Gulliver who was trying to attack Percy, "Okay, don't be as knowledgeable as him, his brain is burnt out... I Go to the volcano with you, wait for me for 2 minutes to change clothes."

Gulliver struggled twice, gave up, and gave Percy a middle finger resentfully, and said to Zhou Wei, "I'll take care of you!" Well, in fact, he couldn't get rid of Zhou Wei's hands.It's strange to say that Zhou Wei's strength is not great, but for some reason, there always seems to be a natural deterrent force on his body, and he is completely unable to forcefully disobey.

And he guessed Percy did too.

This is probably the deterrent of the head dragon, right?For some reason, Gulliver thought of those Lei Zelongs who would kneel on the ground when they saw Zhou Wei, and vaguely felt that his bloodline had some strange relationship with them...

Zhou Wei let go of Gulliver, took off his t-shirt and prepared to change into a new one, turned his back to him: "Help me see if I have prickly heat, and my back is itchy recently... By the way, there won't be any lice in this place, right?"

"No, it doesn't look abnormal." Gulliver took a closer look. There was no pimple or ringworm, but the scapula was a little red, but maybe he scratched it himself. "How long has it been since you took a shower?"

"I haven't washed it all the time." Zhou Wei scratched his backhand and said, "Does it count as being in the rain?"

"...not counting." Gulliver held his forehead, he had never seen such a rough man, and glanced at Percy: "Didn't you help him lick it? Just lick yourself?"

"I'm not a cat!" thought Percy, fearing his tongue would be lost.

"Come back today and burn some hot water to wash." Zhou Wei scratched for a long time, but his flexibility was limited, so he said to Gulliver, "Hands are going to go numb, please scratch for me."

Before Gulliver reached out, Percy resolutely blocked him: "I'll do it!"

After enjoying the 10-minute battle, Zhou Wei felt much more comfortable on his back. He changed into his cold-proof clothes and flew to the Half Volcano with the Hyperspace Badge and Gulliver.

It was snowing heavily, and the visibility became lower as they went to the top of the mountain. The two of them passed through the gray-black clouds one by one, and finally saw the crater.This place is like the eye of a typhoon. It is so calm and frightening. There is no wind, no snow, and even the flow of air seems to be extremely slow.Looking up at the sky, you can see the sharp peaks of the snow-capped mountains, hanging above your head like a transparent sharp blade, and the thick clouds surround the top of the snow-capped mountains in a ring, like spiral cotton wool, circle around and gradually spread out .

"It's so quiet." Zhou Wei landed, stepped on the charred black volcanic rocks and walked towards the crater, while looking around, "The temperature here is lower than the mountain, it's terrible."

"It's probably because it's too close to the snow mountain." Gulliver said, "The volcano seems to have been completely extinguished, and the ground is cold."

Soon Zhou Wei discovered that his deduction was not correct. About 400 meters away from the crater, the ground became obviously hot. According to the measurement of the hyperspace mecha, it was already above freezing point.

"What is that? A lake?" Zhou Wei saw a flat land the size of more than a dozen football fields. It was as smooth as a mirror, with some reflections. The upside-down snow-capped mountains were vaguely reflected on it, and the waves moved slightly.

"Hey, volcanic lake." Gulliver glided over and said loudly, "It's really a volcanic lake. The glacier water from the snow-capped mountains fell and gathered in the crater to form a huge lake... The water is hot and has steam. And the smell of sulfur."

Zhou Wei strode over and saw a sparkling volcanic lake. The surface of the lake was filled with steam and the smell of sulfur. The temperature of the volcanic rocks beside the lake was very high, as high as [-] to [-] degrees. It was like a natural protection system. Depending on the temperature of the lake water.In the middle of the lake, a huge water column cascaded down from the sky, and the upside-down snow mountains were melting, constantly replenishing the water source in the lake.

"The volcano is not completely extinguished. I seem to be able to see the surge of magma." Gulliver hovered over the lake, using his extraordinary eyesight to look deep into the crater. He could vaguely see a faint red color. He said to Zhou Wei, "Stay on the shore and don't move, I'll go down and have a look."

"Be careful, don't get burned by the magma." Zhou Wei said worriedly, "The water is hot enough, and it will definitely get hotter as you go down."

"I see." Gulliver took a deep breath and plunged into the volcanic lake.Zhou Wei's inference was correct. The deeper you dive, the higher the temperature of the water. After diving 200 meters, it almost reached the threshold of boiling. The red color in the field of vision became more and more obvious. A huge monster hides in the heart of the volcano, blowing bubbles constantly.

Gulliver kept diving, and estimated that he had dived for thousands of meters. The burn on his right arm began to hurt, so he had to stop.The red that can be seen here is already quite bright, and with the fluctuation of the current, you can almost see the flickering fire.That should be the magma surging inside the volcano. They have not been completely extinguished, but are temporarily suppressed by a large amount of glacial water, forming a delicate balance and unable to erupt.

Thinking of the pain of being burned by magma, Gulliver couldn't help shivering. He had never been afraid of anything in his life, but half of the magma from the volcano was so terrifying that it left a deep impression on him. , even if his rationality told him not to be afraid, his subconscious mind still couldn't help being terrified.

His body was a little overwhelmed, so he turned his head in the water and floated to the surface of the lake.

Zhou Wei squatted by the lake waiting for him anxiously, and immediately stood up when he saw his head: "How is it? Are you okay?"

"It's okay, I only dived more than 1000 meters, and I'm still far away from the volcano's core." Gulliver swam to the lake and turned into a human form, "The volcano didn't go out, the magma was just suppressed by glacier water, if Percy's The idea works, we can figure out how to make the volcano erupt again."

Zhou Wei had lingering fears about the spectacular sight of the volcanic eruption, so he pulled him ashore and said, "How did the volcanic eruption happen? Pump all the water out of the lake?"

Gulliver was amazed at his imagination, but he couldn't think of a good solution for the time being, and said: "Let's talk about it, go back and discuss it with Percy, there will always be a solution."

"Oh." Zhou Wei tried the lake water with his hands, and suddenly had a whim, "Is there anything wrong with this water? Is it okay to take a bath?"

"...It should be fine, why, do you want to take a bath?"

"Yeah." Zhou Wei acted resolutely, and immediately began to take off his clothes. "My back always feels itchy. I'd better wash it. It will be troublesome when the ringworm comes out. I don't even have medicine. It must be because I sweated too much when I was building the wall a while ago." Too much, I have eczema, um, it may be that Percy is too hot, I always sleep next to him and it's hot..."

Gulliver couldn't look straight at his body, so he raised his forehead and said, "I don't want to know such details at all!"

Zhou Wei quickly stripped off, jumped into the lake with a "plop", and sighed comfortably: "It's so comfortable, why don't you come down and take a dip?"

"...I've already had sex just now!" Gulliver was really convinced by his irresponsible personality, and if Percy knew about this... Forget it, he knew what his destined partner was. The beating sex should not be my fault, I was completely forced to watch the bath!

"The next time I ask Percy to come for a dip, it's not a problem to lick it all the time, and it's not a cat... By the way, he licks it? Why haven't I seen it before?"

"...You're blind!" Gulliver couldn't bear it anymore and turned around and ran away. How could he let you see something so out of character like hair licking?This is the same as when a girl puts on makeup, she will never let her boyfriend see it!

Do you think he is born to be so handsome every day?

Naive straight male cancer!