The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

The ice valley is peaceful and quiet, and the snow does not know when it stopped. The thin snow is covered on the green moss, and the orange-red mushrooms are like cupcakes covered with icing sugar, plump and tender.

The lighting lamps hanging high in the sky cast dim white light, which is as soft as the moonlight. The white giant dragon lies quietly on the cold glacier, with its eyelids slightly closed, and the warm breath forms a faint white mist around its mouth. The gorgeous tail feathers form a circle on the snow, with the sleeping lover in the middle.

Irma was lying on her side on the thick layer of moss, with his flying wings resting on her head, her hair band fell off at some point, and half of her face was covered by her fine golden hair, only showing her slender nose bridge and gracefully curved chin .

Gulliver's hyperspace mech turned into a small transparent tent, like a large hemispherical bowl, which buckled Irma under it to protect him from the cold outside.

A fat squirrel approached cautiously, trying to bite the mushroom next to the dragon.The dragon's beard moved, and suddenly stretched out a finger and flicked it flying.The little pompom fell into the water with a "plop" and let out a thin scream.

Gulliver twisted his body uncomfortably, pulled out a black hair tie from under the wings, brought it to his nose with his paws, sniffed it, and placed it gently beside Irma's pillow.

"Is it still not possible to change back?" The Yan-controlled mech asked its master in a low voice, with a lack of confidence, "Why don't you lie down in another place? Your estrous period has not completely passed yet, and your body temperature is too high. The glaciers here are going to be melted by you."

"Huh—" the giant dragon groaned in dissatisfaction, paws paws on the half-melted glacier and turned half a circle clockwise, and moved to the dry side. The golden front eyes opened a slit, staring at the tent melting The color control mecha.

"Well, I can't completely blame me for this matter." The Yan-control mech became more and more guilty, and whispered, "It was Qiao Jianjian who said that the acupuncture and moxibustion method it developed could replace the estrus suppressant, I I was also fooled by it. Hey! I said earlier that Chinese medicine is completely unreliable, so it’s better to dance to the gods or believe in God.”

"Huh..." the giant dragon snorted coldly, turned his head and refused to pay attention to it.

The first night of the bat rainbow dragon will have a relatively large stress response. If there is no special drug to suppress it, it is very likely that it will not be able to control it and turn into a beast at a critical moment, hurting its destined partner.Gulliver hadn't planned to do anything to Irma tonight, but things went so smoothly that he couldn't hold back when things got too intense, and his hyperspace mech swears that he has mastered some kind of magical acupuncture , he could replace the effect of inhibitors by stimulating acupuncture points and meridians, so he gritted his teeth and reached the home plate in one breath.

It turned out that the home plate was hit, and after the hit, he couldn't help changing his body, and he hasn't recovered until now!

The only good thing is that Irma was too tired from his creation, and fell asleep right after finishing. I didn’t see him covered in scales, with wings growing on his back, and his eyes doubled, otherwise he would have passed out from fright.

It's a guy who finds out he's just gone insane after having sex with a non-human!

Although they don't have beds that roll on the ground!

"However, it may also be a problem with your physique." The Yan-controlled mecha searched for an excuse for itself, "Maybe your meridians and acupuncture points are not standard, or you don't look in the same place as His Royal Highness Percy—after all Qiao Jianjian studied this set of acupuncture and moxibustion according to its master."

"You can shut up now." Gulliver suspected that this guy would not know how much dirty water he would pour on himself, "In short, if I can't recover my human form before he wakes up, you just wait to be destroyed! "

It was terrible to destroy something. The Yan-controlled mecha realized that the master was really angry, and immediately put on a flattering tone: "Actually, you don't have to be so inferior, Your Highness Gulliver, your beastly appearance is so mighty and domineering. It’s full of beauty, and it’s several times more handsome than in human form, if he wakes up and sees it, he’ll definitely be even more devoted to you!”

"Hehe!" You are the one who has low self-esteem and your whole family has low self-esteem!

Even if Gulliver is brain-dead, he knows that normal people cannot accept the horror of "my husband is a dragon", especially in the romantic and sensitive moment of the first night... No, he is not a husband yet, at best he is a boyfriend.

"Well, in fact, Qiao Jianjian's 'acupuncture and moxibustion method' is not useless." Yan Control Mecha whispered to excuse its good base oil, "At least you completed the first night normally, and you didn't turn into a dragon when you were eh ..." Speaking of this, I suddenly felt that I had made a lot of contributions, and I became a little more courageous, "Speaking of which, I saved the lives of both of you. If it weren't for me, you wouldn't be able to break through today. You have to crush your destined mate into a meatloaf!"

"You're so reasonable, I'm powerless to refute it!" Gulliver said angrily, "But if you didn't swear that you can handle the first night, how could I take the risk at this time... Forget it, hurry up and pray Well, he has been asleep for half an hour and may wake up soon, I saw his eyelids shaking."

Yan Kong monitored Irma's physical signs all the time, and also found that he had signs of awakening. He suddenly felt that the end of the world was coming, and quietly changed a few long metal needles, saying: "Your Highness Gulliver, this is all you Forcing me, if you insist on destroying me, I have no choice but to use another set of acupuncture and moxibustion that Qiao Jianjian shared with me—eighteen needles for hypnosis!"

"You dare!" The feathers on Bailong's neck exploded, "If you dare to prick him, I'll chop you up and send you to the dogs right away!"

"You don't even have a dog!"

"Hey Panda!" Bai Long said violently, "Hey Zhou Wei! He dares to eat the Fate Stone. If you are swallowed by him, you will definitely become a high-end tumor!"

"..." The Yan-controlled mecha thought of the ferocious Lord, and immediately felt ashamed, and the metal needle fell to the ground with a "click".

Then it began to cry "beep".

Fortunately, everyone was lucky. Five minutes before Irma woke up, Gulliver finally managed to change back into a human form. Although the scales on the back of his neck hadn't completely disappeared, it wasn't very obvious that it was covered by clothes.

"Well, I actually fell asleep." Irma sat up, pulled it to a hidden part, and grinned at the corners of his mouth, but he had an extraordinary tolerance for pain since he was a child, and he quickly adapted to it. Rubbing his eyes, he said, "How long have I been asleep?"

"Less than an hour." Gulliver supported his shoulders and let him lean against his chest, rubbing his back for him, "Did I hurt you?"

"No...well, a little bit." Irma no longer concealed her true feelings in front of him, she spoke more casually, yawned, and said with a strong nasal voice when she spoke again, "You...well, It's too big...can you replace me next time?"

"..." Gulliver found that he had an unusual enthusiasm for things like reverse cp, and of course he had no psychological barriers. He wanted to popularize the scientific truth of "the intention to counterattack is not good", but looking at him With clear eyes, an upright expression, and a hint of coquettishness between the brows (not at all), he swallowed the words again, and said, "Let's talk about it later."

Fortunately, Irma wasn't too persistent. After leaning on him for a while, she got up, looked at the time, and said, "Do you want to look around again? Or look for other places? I also know some ice places farther away. Gu, it may be more to your liking. It’s just that I can’t do it today, I have to go back before His Highness Beard wakes up.”

"No, no, this place is very good." Gulliver said, "There is no need to look for other places."

"That's good." Irma said happily, with a genuine and innocent smile on her lips, "It's great to be able to help you, Master Georg."

"Don't use honorifics to me, and don't call me my lord." Gulliver stroked the top of his hair, smoothed out a lock of curled hair for him, tied the hairband, and said, "Call me Georg. That's fine, or you can still call me by my real name, Gulliver."

"Gulliver?" Irma read it softly, seeming to like the pronunciation, scratched her hair, and said, "You...you can only call me Irma, I don't have another name."

"Irma is very nice." Gulliver couldn't help but kissed his eyebrows, and said, "Did King Beard play it for you?"

"No, it's my father." Irma said, "The king doesn't bother to name slaves. Before I became his bodyguard, I didn't have a name. Everyone called me 'Little Golden Retriever' or 'Ration for the Green Velvet Beast'. Later I When I was a guard, the chief asked me to register my name, so I secretly used the name my father gave me." He raised his eyebrows happily at this point, "They all thought I named it casually, it was a secret, only you know."

"Okay, I'll keep it a secret for you, little golden retriever." Gulliver looked at his lively and lovely expression, his whole heart was so soft that he felt as if he had grown up all of a sudden and became a real man. With a treasure that I want to care for, those young and frivolous people in the past have become so childish, so I can't imagine how I was so stupid back then.

"...Okay, you can call me Little Golden Retriever." Irma didn't like the nickname very much, but still compromised, "But it's not allowed when there are people around."

"Yeah." Gulliver loved his tangled and obedient appearance so much, he couldn't help but hold his face and kiss him.Irma struggled lightly before giving up, tilting her head up to let him ask for it, putting her warm tongue between his lips and teeth... Then she naturally laughed again, with a muffled echo in her chest.

"Am I bad at kissing?" Gulliver let him go helplessly, "No matter how bad you are, you don't have to laugh like this?!"

"I'm sorry, I'm just..." Irma blushed from holding back, muttered for a while, opened her mouth and rolled up her tongue, showing him the root of her tongue, "I don't know, I can't bear it when you touch me Stop laughing."

"Huh? Tickle meat?" Gulliver stretched out a finger and scratched the base of his tongue.Irma shook as if she had been electrocuted, and before she could laugh, she choked on her own saliva and coughed earth-shatteringly.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Gulliver was confused by his strange physique, and quickly hugged him to comfort him, "I will be careful not to touch your place next time, I didn't know that your itchy flesh grows under your tongue , don’t most people grow in the armpit?”

"Ahem! Yes, yes?" Irma covered her mouth, blushing, suddenly reached out and scratched his armpit, then jumped two meters away like lightning, looking at him vigilantly.

"..."

"..."

"Why don't you smile?" Irma asked in amazement.

"Because I don't have itchy meat." Gulliver said blackly, "I'm not an ordinary person."

The two stared at each other and laughed at the same time.Gulliver found that Irma could surprise himself every minute, and he took off the layers of strong and indifferent coats, and he was completely silly and sweet inside.

What could be happier than this?

However, the happy time is always so short, with the passage of time, the dawn is coming, and they have to return to Xinghuan Palace.

Flying out of the sub-continent from the crack in Antarctica, diving into the stars along the inland river, Gulliver and Irma bid farewell in front of the sluice.

"I will keep it a secret for you." Irma whispered, "No matter what you and His Majesty are going to do, please be careful. The Issa people are very powerful, King Galle kills without batting an eye, and His Royal Highness Beard..." He bit his lip and said, "He is an unscrupulous person, don't believe any of his promises."

"Yeah." Gulliver said warmly in his heart, "I've written it all down, and I'll be very careful."

"If you need any help, don't come to me directly, write it on a piece of paper and put it in the locker in the arena, and I will go and see." Irma said softly and quickly, "The king has warned me, I can't disobey him."

"He warned you?" Gulliver was startled and grabbed his wrist, "Because of me? Did he punish you?"

"No, no, he's sick, and... I don't care." Irma's eyes were startlingly bright, with a certain determination and wildness, "I've never been afraid of him, not in the past, and more in the future." No."

A sense of strange disobedience flashed across Gulliver's mind, but he couldn't grasp it in time. Time was running out, so he could only do his best to promise Irma: "Give me a little time, and I will take you away soon. And your father. Let's get out of here, the Issa, the Huki, the Beard, the Galle, it's all ain't a problem . . . trust me, okay?"

Irma didn't nod or shake her head, she just looked at him and smiled, "I understand, do what you should do, don't worry about me." Then, he quickly kissed the corner of Gulliver's mouth, and said softly, "Goodbye, Gulliver!" Then he turned around, and his vigorous figure quickly disappeared among the lush flowers and trees.

Gulliver stood by the inner river, touched the corner of his mouth with his fingers, and seemed to be able to feel the residual warmth of his lips.

There is a feeling of uneasiness in my heart, I don't know where it comes from, or it's just a subconscious instinct... right?Gulliver couldn't grasp the point, shook his head for a long time, and walked to Zhou Wei's bedroom.