The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

Emperor McCaw left Planet Heky after completing his two sons' "Fucking Plan", but he didn't let the fleet return directly. It only sailed at a normal speed for a few days and then hovered in place, waiting for Percy to report to him on the follow-up Condition.

Hearing the guard's report that His Royal Highness's shuttle had entered the back cabin, Emperor McCaw hurriedly pulled his wife out of the sleeping cabin to meet his son.

Baker Queen Huang is a thin and elegant man, because he comes from the galaxy where Percy's great-great-grandfather is, so he is not a vampire, but a shape-shifter with the form of a unicorn.Before marrying Emperor McCaw, he studied for a period of time with a world-renowned mecha master. Qiao Jianjian and Yan Kong are both his masterpieces.

"Father, father!" Percy has always respected Emperor McCall, but he is really close to his mother, Huang. Although his mother has always annoyed him since he was a child, and often sarcastically beat him, perhaps he has carried him with him since his mother's womb. Rich in Shaking M genes, he just likes to lean in front of Shaking S, so as soon as they meet, he rushes forward and gives Huang a bear hug.

"Stay away from your father!" Emperor McCaw pulled him away from his wife by the collar on the back of his neck, "They are all going to marry a wife, don't hug them around if you have nothing to do!"

"Are you sick, father?" Percy said in horror, "I can't even hug my own father?"

"Actually, it's because I'm pregnant." Huang pressed his finger against his son's chest and pushed him away, "You're too strong, don't let me get pregnant."

"..." Percy looked at his mother's flat belly in disbelief, "No! Yes! Right! Why didn't you tell me the last time you called!?"

"Because the imperial doctor only checked it out five hours ago." Huang carefully sat down on the chair and said with emotion, "It's not easy. After more than 70 years, I thought my reproductive function was degraded. It turned out to be just an environmental problem!"

"Yeah, we will often visit the Topological Galaxy in the future. Maybe we can surpass our grandfathers and give birth to three-digit children in the future!" Emperor McCaw set himself an extremely ambitious goal with glowing eyes, and then made 24 Filial piety asked his wife: "Are you feeling unwell? Do you want to eat? Do you want to drink water? Is Percy unhappy? Do you want me to send him away?"

"Enough of you!" Percy complained angrily after suffering tons of injuries, "I came here to report the situation to you with good intentions, what kind of attitude is this! Is it great to have a new son? Am I not your son. "

"Oh, I haven't been born yet, are you going to compete with your younger brother?" Juan said dissatisfiedly, "Why don't you learn from your nephew, look at how friendly Thor and Loki are, and you have to divide a fruit into two halves Woolen cloth."

"It's strange that they will be friendly after such a ghost name!" Percy sneered. Thor and Loki are the names given to Big Mao and Little Mao by Emperor McCall. When he first heard about it, he thought something was wrong. Later, Just remembered that this is not a classic hammer-based terrier?

Father, are you a brain-dead fan of Marvel?Even if the brain-damaged rice points to give such an embarrassing name to his grandson, isn't it too much?

"What do you know, this is a peerless good name that I decided after searching through the family tree!" Emperor McCaw said, "Thor and Loki are the two most heroic ancestors of our worship family, even your great-great-great-grandfather is special. He adores them. If he hears that I have named my children such two names, he will praise me for my wisdom!"

"Forget it, as long as you like it, our family has too many freaks, it doesn't matter if there are two more." Percy was defeated by his dear father, and he didn't want to dwell on this issue, "I came to tell you, Greg River and Irma have settled their broken country. The Priest Palace held a wedding for them, and the children have become official princes. Before I left, I left the escort fleet to them. They want to form the Mech Dragon Legion, Engineers and sappers are needed."

"You've done a good job. This is how brothers should help each other." Emperor McCaw praised, "Speaking of which, this visit to Planet Heki has yielded a lot. Although your stupid plan is full of ideas, but Gave me a lot of political inspiration, and your father is pregnant again, well, the topological galaxy is really a treasure trove of geomantic omen... How about you and Zhou Wei stay here for a while, maybe you can get married and have children soon It's over!"

"...We are not interested in this treasure land of geomantic omen!" Percy said blackly, expressing his plan, "Gulliver gave me his 'Dracula', and I plan to return to Earth with Zhou Wei, I lived in Baolongyu for a period of time. Zhou Wei's personality is very slow, I don't want to frighten him too bluntly, I'd better let nature take its course and make a long-term plan."

"That's it..." Emperor McCaw thought that Percy would bring his wife back to Baker Kingdom to get married with him after finishing the plan. He was a little disappointed to hear him say that, but marriage is a lifelong event, especially when the manta ray dragon has only one life. Being able to be with the destined person, as a father, he can't hinder his son from finding a partner, so he only agreed after struggling for a while, "Then I will give you three years, and after three years, I must bring my wife back to the Baker Kingdom. Although you will have a younger brother soon, you are my favorite heir after all, and I hope you can come back to me soon."

Percy's heart warmed up, as expected, he was the most valued son of his father!

However, the next words of Emperor McCaw put him in the cold palace again: "If there is nothing wrong, you should hurry back to Earth and talk to your partner. Your father just had an unstable pregnancy. Don't make him overworked."

Percy suffered tons of injuries again, and said helplessly, "Well, since you are so impatient to drive me away, I'd better not stand here and block your eyes, goodbye!"

"Hey, don't be angry." Emperor McCaw personally sent him to the back cabin, at least to restore their father-son relationship, "Think about the best in everything, if you don't have a new brother soon, I would not be so easy Are you allowed to take a big vacation?"

Percy could only comfort himself in this way, and stopped in front of the shuttle and gave his father a hug: "Then I'm leaving, father, take care of your health, take care of father, grandpa and the emperor, I will miss you on earth. "

"I'll miss you too." Emperor McCaw patted him on the back emotionally, "Hurry up and find a partner, and bring your wife back to get married as soon as possible. I'll hold a grand wedding for you, and take Gulliver's share." I will make up for you too!"

"...you'd better keep his share for Thor and Loki." Percy recalled the scene of his whole family crowded in Baker Palace for a wedding in Percy's mind. Dad got into the shuttle: "Goodbye!"

When he returned to the "Dracula", Zhou Wei was sitting in the main control room feeding the fat panda grass pancakes.Zhou Quan lay on the ground with his back to the sky, his fat belly sticking out, he didn't even bother to move his paws, and let Zhou Wei break up the straw cake and stuff it in its mouth.

"You can't pamper it like this, can you?" Percy walked over and poked Zhouquan's belly with a finger, and the soft fat immediately rippled like ripples, "Look at how fat he has become."

"Pandas are like this." Zhou Wei patted the dregs on his hands after feeding a piece of grass cake, "It's not a cheetah, eating and sleeping are all it has in life."

"That's it..." Percy didn't know much about zoology, so he picked up a piece of straw cake and fed it, "The life of a panda is really happy, unlike us humans, who are always busy with various things..." The voice did not finish Suddenly, a thick book flew into his arms. Zhou Wei somehow conjured up a copy of "How to Raise Pandas" and threw it to him. He said solemnly, "Here, I will learn more in the future."

Percy opened it and saw that it was actually a textbook from the Academy of Agricultural Sciences. It was densely packed with various annotations, and the handwriting was harsh and sharp. It was obviously Zhou Wei's handwriting. He was surprised and said, "This is your college textbook? Why did you let me look at this?"

Without further ado, Zhou Wei threw seven or eight books into his arms, "Golden Snub-nosed Monkey", "Landscape of the Qinling Mountains", "The World of Serow"... Finally, he added a half-new and not old holographic e-book, "These They are all basic courses of our major. It will take a few days before we go home. Don’t sleep on the way, take time to read them carefully. The e-book contains the entrance examination questions of Baolongyu Wildlife Conservation Center over the years. You can do a few sets after reading the book , so that I can cope with the district chief's exam then."

It took Percy a long time to realize that this meant giving him pre-exam counseling, so His Majesty the Head Dragon... No, the Head Dragon, His Majesty the Supreme Emperor, did he completely "train" him as an intern?

Emma, ​​I'm so overjoyed, since Zhou Wei confessed his love to him, it's the first time that Zhou Wei has taken the initiative to show concern for him!

Although it is just a pre-exam tutoring, this attitude of "study hard to be with me" is completely meant to accept my pursuit!

How difficult it is for a contraindicated virgin!

"There are so many, do you have to read them all?" Percy suppressed the joy in his heart, flipping through the book in his hand calmly, "Will the exam questions be difficult? I haven't taken the exam in 40 to [-] years." It's over." Calm down!At this time, you must not be overjoyed, otherwise the shy Taishanghuang will definitely become angry from embarrassment, hehehehe...

"We have to take the test whether it's difficult or not. When our district chief recruits people, the inspection is very strict." Although Percy tried his best to suppress it, Zhou Wei could still see some clues from the corners of his uncontrollably upturned mouth, and a trace of Inconspicuously reddish, she pretended to be calm and said, "If you don't understand anything, you can ask me. I'll fill you in on the key points before the exam. Your ability should be fine."

After being affirmed by his destined partner for his IQ, Percy was about to float up, and couldn't help but smacked his lips exaggeratedly: "Tsk tsk, when will I finish reading so many books, if I hadn't told you about being an intern Now, how nice it is to be a pet directly, you don’t have to worry about anything, you just need to eat, eat, sleep and sleep... By the way, if I enter your protected area in the form of a dragon, will I not need to take the exam?"

"Are you sure? Are you going to hug Longyu with me as a pet?" Zhou Wei's face sank and his eyes widened. "Just now we were human beings running around. Do you want to be a human or a dragon?"

"Of course it's a human." Percy's leg went limp when he stared at him, the shaking m gene on his body was jumping happily, and he was extremely happy from head to toe, "Don't worry, I will study hard!" In order to be human With your identity, I will follow you, and I will not be a problem if I take another seventeen or eight degrees!

"It's more or less the same." Zhou Wei barely calmed down the little uneasiness in his heart, and the corners of his mouth curled up involuntarily, "Don't worry, it won't be difficult, besides me." After a pause, he finally said cryptically I expressed my feelings, "It's more convenient to communicate in human form, and what's more... my contraindications will gradually get better."

Percy chewed this sentence several times, and finally made sure that he heard it right. His Majesty finally responded positively to his confession—maintaining a human form and curing forbidden diseases, isn't this the rhythm of normal people falling in love?

Your Majesty is such a cheery man!

In order to say this, Zhou Wei exhausted half of his life's integrity, and the red tide that had just calmed down surged on his face again, and he turned his head and waved his hands in a concealed way: "Well, you should review carefully, I will take Quan'er to sleep It’s time for the cabin, and I’ll set off early and go back early, maybe I’ll be able to catch up with the spring job fair in Baolongyu!” After speaking, he didn’t even dare to look directly at Percy, and ran away like a ghost.

Excited, Percy followed his hurried and shy back and solemnly swore: "I will not let you down!"

After 10 minutes, the dormant cabin was activated, and Zhou Wei and the fat panda entered a dormant state.Percy adjusted the speed in the control room, turned on the autopilot, and then opened the textbook he loved.In order to catch up with his wife and obtain a degree in zoology, he can be considered No.1 in the manta ray family!

Think about it and feel a little proud!

The "Dracula" sailed to the earth again after more than a year's absence. Percy looked at the vast universe, and it seemed that all the stars twinkled into romantic hearts.

Baolongyu, we are back!