incredible bros

"Tsk, why are you such a mother-in-law? Didn't you compare your size with boys in school? Didn't you compare your distance? You're shy, like a little girl..." Yu Cheng muttered alone, wrapping his arms around Tang An's waist , leaning forward, exposing half of his body, facing the toilet sideways, pulled down his pants, and regardless of Tang An's expression, he pointed at the toilet and opened his mother to release the liquid that had been stored in his bladder all night, "See? A real man, That's it, what are you tweaking! Hurry up, it's your turn!"

Tang An thought, Doraemon, come and give me amnesia bread, this scene is too exciting, the sound of rushing water is piercing into my ears, I forcibly moved my eyes away but couldn't help peeking Eyes, his eyes are too...too anti-human, comparing with his own...that can't be compared, can't be compared, isn't it comparing rice bananas with bananas?Isn't this self-defeating?

"Okay, it's your turn, hurry up, do you want me to help you?" Yu Cheng became impatient, the young master has only so much patience, if his younger brother dared to smudge like this, he would have given him a palm It's embedded in the wall, the kind that can't be peeled off!

"You, you don't have to go out, just close your eyes." This was Tang An's last stubbornness.

Yu Cheng forcibly resisted the idea of ​​stepping forward and pulling it out to help him, and turned his head to the side: "Hurry up, do you think I have any special hobbies? Is it better to have passed the bird competition? My brother even won the ranking..."

The bladder's protest finally overwhelmed the shy voice in his heart, Tang An pulled down his pants and released them, ah!comfortable!So comfortable that Tang An trembled slightly.

After he was released, he pressed the flush toilet, turned his head and saw Yu Cheng's downward gaze, "Didn't you say you didn't look at it? Didn't you say you turned your head away? Yu Cheng!!!!"

Yu Cheng laughed wildly, there was no teasing or contempt in his voice, he just wanted to laugh simply seeing Tang An's aggrieved little face.

The thin-skinned Che Tangan was still angry when he laughed, lowered his head angrily, pursed his lips and complained aggrievedly, Yu Cheng knew he was wrong, and hurriedly coaxed people: "Okay, okay, I won't laugh, I will Wrong, Young Master Tang, I was wrong, don't be angry!"

After serving Tang An, he washed up and got dressed before Yu Cheng went to take care of himself.Tang An was placed on the sofa, and on the tea table was the pork rib porridge that Yu Nuo cooked in the morning. Fortunately, the refrigerator at home had a lot of ingredients. Congee, hearing the sound of Yu Cheng still blowing his hair, boredly picked up a few bags from yesterday's shopping on the sofa.

The big bag of Doraemon was poured out and took up half of the sofa. Tang An opened his mouth wide. Doraemon cups, mouse pads, socks, small fans, mobile phone cases, and aprons?Girls' skirts?Why do you also take aprons and skirts?Did Yu Cheng see it? This prodigal bastard!My younger sister can't marry this kind of person in the future. Whoever marries him will be unlucky for eight lifetimes. The person who can marry him must have a brain. This person, besides good looks, has any other advantages!

Well, I'm barely warm-hearted. Although I'm a bit machismo, I'm still honest and kind.

After reading the bag, Tang An pulled the bag a little further away from him, and looked at the red thing inside, what was it?

Um?Red panties? 8?red socks?Such a lot?

"Yu Cheng," Tang An yelled in the living room: "Yu Cheng, take the personal items you bought to your room." It's really not good to put underwear or something in the living room, and there are girls at home.

Yu Cheng stepped out while buttoning up the buttons, and saw his hair blown up, a white satin shirt on his upper body, and black trousers on his lower body. Tang An's temples were bulging. He went to the hospital, not for a blind date, brother!Big brother, you don't look like a blind date, it's like going to snatch a kiss or being a master of ceremonies!

"This is not my personal belonging, this is all bought for you." Young Master Yu finally buttoned up the buttons, but felt that there were too many buttons, so he unbuttoned two buttons from top to bottom, revealing a small half of his chest.

Tang An moved his lips, wanting to say something, but didn't know what to say, staring at the pair of red underwear and red socks in a daze.

Yu Cheng likes to see his silly and cute appearance the most, and he chuckled shortly: "Aren't you born in the year of birth? Your sister said that it is customary in your place to wear red underwear in the year of birth."

For a moment, Tang An didn't know whether to be moved or annoyed. On the one hand, his sister sold herself happily, and on the other hand, this person was gentle and gentle. Alas, Tang An sighed silently, and said, "New underwear, even They have to be washed before they can be worn."

I bought it all, what else can I do, I can’t throw it away, it’s too wasteful, wear it, anyway, no one can see it if you wear it inside, don’t care if it’s red or green, anyway, you know it yourself.

"Okay, master, come back to wash after seeing the doctor."

When Tang An was hugged by the princess again, he was so used to it that he didn't feel it, as if he was someone he had known for many years, safe and reliable.

When I arrived at the hospital, I took an X-ray, and the doctor confirmed that there was no bone injury, but a simple soft tissue contusion. He prescribed several spray medicines and two kinds of anti-inflammatory drugs, and told me not to walk for 3 to 4 weeks. Seeing Tang An left, the hospital was full of people coming and going, Tang An refused to let him hug him no matter what, when he first carried him to the hospital, the nurse thought something serious happened, and hurriedly pushed a mobile bed over, it was called a Disgraceful, lost to grandma's house!

Yu Cheng had no choice but to support the one-legged hero, and jumped to the parking lot with one leg.

When I got home, it was almost lunch time, and Yu Cheng volunteered to make lunch. Tang An thought of the longevity noodles last night, and felt a bad feeling in his heart, but he couldn't say it clearly, so it can't dampen his enthusiasm, right?Besides, my legs and feet, I'm afraid it will be difficult for a while, so I can't eat takeaway every day, right?It would be good to take this opportunity to practice his cooking skills.

So, Master Tang An sat at the door of the kitchen and directed apprentice Yu Cheng to cook, "You wash the rice first and put it in the rice cooker. The cooking time is just right for cooking, so you don't have to wait too long." Yu Cheng As Tang An said, scooped up a cup of rice and washed it in the inner pot of the rice cooker. Tang An sat and didn't look at the condition of the vegetable sink, but heard Yu Cheng boil the water to a big size, listening to his action of washing rice , should be washed very clean.

Yu Cheng secretly complained about Tang An knocking on the door, two big men, cooking a cup of rice, who will eat it?Can't get enough chickens!

Just now, Yu Cheng and Tang An had an argument about how many cups of rice to cook. In the end, Tang An won, because he was the one who often cooked at home and the one who bought the rice. "Hey, it's finished washing. Is it enough to put so much water?" Yu Cheng put the rice cooker liner filled with washed rice and water in front of Master Tang.

Tang An almost spat out a mouthful of old blood from the previous night, where's the rice?There are at least four bowls of rice cooked out of a large cup of rice, why are there only these two grains left?You can count them all, the water is so clear that you can’t even see the rice grains and rice soup when cooking porridge! "Where's the rice? A cup of rice?"

"It's like this after washing, so you are stingy. I used to cook four cups of rice, and the leftovers from washing are enough to cook a meal. I just said that one cup of rice is not enough!"

Tang An now feels that his feet hurt, his heart hurts, and his head hurts even more!

He clutched his chest, forcibly suppressing the churning blood: "You, you help me up, I'll come, I'll come."