Asshole, don't keep knocking on my closet door

"Boss, please buy this bouquet." Xia Ying said suddenly: "This bouquet is a flower of good luck. Before this, I successfully matched a pair of lovers. If your flower shop has such flowers, you will definitely make a fortune."

"Really?" The florist's eyes lit up, full of anticipation.

"It must be true." Xia Ying pointed at Su Cai while speaking, "He can testify."

Su Cai: "...!!" Swallowing her saliva, she said faintly, "I...I..."

Xia Ying leaned into his ear: "This boss owes his IQ, so you just say that you are a couple with Qin Luohai, make up a story to deceive him, and I have a way to make him buy our flowers."

Su Cai was stunned for a moment, and then said to the boss, "Yes, this bouquet of flowers has just made me and my boyfriend. You know, my boyfriend is a difficult person to deal with. I have been in love with him for a long time. I tried my best to seduce him, but still couldn't impress him, but because of this bouquet of flowers, he actually offered to be with me today."

"I knew it was you who had a crush on me, and you approached me on purpose, and you still don't admit it?" Qin Luohai, who suddenly pushed the door open, walked into the store and said.

Xia Ying: "..."

Su Cai: "..."

Su Cai suddenly had a friend who hadn't been online for 500 years in Su Cai's mind, or a friend who owed him a lot of money suddenly came online.

At that moment, there was a pain in the chest, a tightness in the chrysanthemum, and a pain in the forehead!Shrink your pocket!

System prompt: The beast has come to your side.

Su Cai stared at him blankly, and asked weakly, "Do you have any special abilities?"

Qin Luohai: "..." What is this mess?

That's right, Su Cai seriously doubted why this guy came just when he just said that, which is very puzzling, not to mention how much misunderstanding the words just caused.

Oh, let me go!But even if you jump into the Yellow River, you won't be able to wash it off.

He hesitated and hurriedly explained: "No, beast, no, student Qin, listen to me, what I said just now is because... that we want to sell this bouquet of flowers, this big student said he asked me to make up a story to cheat This boss with arrears in IQ...as for me, I just...just said that...do you understand?"

Xia Ying: "..." Damn!There is no need to be so direct! ?

Florist owner: "..." Damn!My IQ is not in arrears, okay? ?

Qin Luohai snorted and said, "You treat my IQ in arrears, and you will believe your nonsense?"

"This is not nonsense, it's true." Su Cai tried to explain with a bitter face, "We are here to sell flowers."

"Come to a flower shop to sell flowers?" Qin Luohai's face was cold, his eyes swishing.

"Yes." Su Cai nodded.

"Where did the flowers come from?" Qin Luohai asked.

"You gave it to me. Didn't I step on it? Then I went through secondary packaging with him and sold it in the town." Su Cai said honestly.

"Why are you with him?" Qin Luohai's tone was very bad.

"..." Su Cai was speechless, this is not the point, okay? ?Frowning: "Let's repack together."

"Okay, you, you cuckolded me as soon as you got in touch with me, are you looking for death?!" Qin Luohai said angrily.

green hat? !

Su Cai is in a big trough!

"No, what are you talking about, who gave you a cuckold?"

"Didn't you just admit it, to be with him." Qin Luohai said.

"No, did you hear the point?" Su Cai was speechless: "The point is why am I with him, not me with him."

"What did you do with him, I'll go there?" Qin Luohai widened his eyes: "I tell you, don't challenge my patience!"

Seeing that he was in a hurry, Su Cai felt upset: "Hey, what are you talking about? I didn't do anything with him, we just repackaged the roses..."

"We were still shopping together, chatting together, and I was stroking the sunflower seeds on your head." Xia Ying said from the side with a half-smile, "You also gave me five yuan to buy bread."

Su Cai: "..."

Qin Luohai: "..."

The flower shop owner looked at Xia Ying with a caring look: "Shut up!"

After hearing Xia Ying's words, Qin Luohai immediately became angry: "Listen, listen, this little three has admitted it!"

Xia Ying couldn't help frowning, who is the mistress?

Su Cai also frowned: "What nonsense are you talking about? I have nothing to do with him."

"What? According to you, you still want to have something to do with him?" Qin Luohai asked.

Su Cai: "...How could I mean that?"

"You better not mean that!" Qin Luohai gritted his teeth: "As a man, and a man with a boyfriend, you are so unruly!"

Su Cai held his forehead, took a deep breath, closed his eyes, then looked at him and said, "Let's not worry, listen to me, first, I have nothing to do with him; second, we are just here to sell flowers; third , That is to say, you have to believe what I said just now. What secret love you have to seduce you is all nonsense, we have to make it clear, otherwise I think your brain is getting bigger and bigger."

"Pfft..." Xia Ying who was next to her laughed out loud, but Qin Luohai gave her a piercing look, and immediately stopped laughing.

"I believe you are the one to blame!" Qin Luohai gritted his teeth.

Su Cai: "..." After a pause, he said frantically, "You have to trust me."

"The two of them are indeed here to sell flowers." At this moment, the owner of the florist said.

Qin Luohai turned his head to look at him coldly and didn't say anything. He just took the bouquet of roses and asked Su Cai with a cold face: "Do you dare to sell the roses I gave you?"

"Uh..." Seeing this guy's gloomy face, Su Cai hurriedly said, "Don't be angry, it's like this, I don't have money to eat, it's a pity to throw away these flowers, so I just..."

"You want to throw away the flowers I gave you?" Qin Luohai's face darkened again.

Su Cai: "..." Blinking: "No, big brother, can you stop confusing me with your thinking, that's not the point of my words."

"Then let me ask you, do you want to throw away the flowers I gave you?" Qin Luohai held back his anger.

"Yes, I originally wanted to throw it away... Hey, didn't I throw it on the ground in front of you, and I stepped on it twice, did you forget?" Su Cai tried her best to turn off the flame for him.

"I haven't forgotten! So you just wait and die!" Qin Luohai didn't say any more, took Su Cai's hand and walked out of the shop.

Xia Ying followed immediately, leaving behind the flower shop owner with a confused face.

"Hey, where are you taking me?" Su Cai asked.

"Go eat." Qin Luohai said, "I'm hungry."

Su Cai: "..." Damn, it changed so fast again!

Su Cai stopped talking when he heard that he was eating, but turned around and saw Xia Ying following them again, and couldn't help but wink at him, signaling to him that Qin Luohai is unhappy now, and it's best not to follow them anymore.

But Xia Ying quickly caught up with them, and said to Qin Luohai: "Your boyfriend just made a high-five with me, and he wants to treat me to lunch."

Qin Luohai: "..."

Su Cai frowned, damn it, who the hell did I meet!

"Hey, what shall we eat?" Xia Ying continued without looking at Qin Luohai's neck-stretched expression: "I'm not picky, I'll eat whatever you eat."

Qin Luohai pulled Su Cai without saying a word, went into a shop, ordered soup dumplings and wontons, and ordered a few side dishes.

"Serves for three?" Su Cai looked at him blankly and said.

"Nonsense!" Qin Luohai's face darkened.

Xia Ying smiled and waited for the meal.

Su Cai couldn't help but think, this beast is pretty good, and actually invited this person to dinner.

By the way, he still doesn't know who the big man in front of him is.

Clearing her throat, she said to Xia Ying, "Hey, I've been busy for half the afternoon, and I still don't know who you are. Let me know, my name is Su Cai, and he is..."

"I know you guys." Before Su Cai finished speaking, Xia Ying said with a smile: "You are Su Cai, he is Qin Luohai, Hai Cai and his wife, all the students in the school know each other."

Su Cai: "..." Frowning: "We are not husband and wife."

"Oh, husband and wife."

Su Cai paused: "They're not husband and wife either."

Xia Ying paused: "Oh, I see, in fact, it's true. It's awkward to call you husband and wife. It's good for you two to call you casually like this."

Su Cai felt awkward no matter what he said, and wanted to say something more. The shop owner over there brought up the meals they ordered. Because they were hungry, they didn't talk anymore, and the three of them started eating together.

Su Cai took a bite of the soup dumpling and almost burned it, Qin Luohai frowned: "Slow down, no one will snatch it from you."

Su Cai smiled embarrassingly, and wanted to dip the soup dumpling in chili sauce, but was stopped by Qin Luohai, who couldn't help frowning and asked, "Why don't you let me eat chili?"

Qin Luohai had a cold face, he couldn't help wondering if this stupid dish was an idiot, he just finished cooking it last night, and he still wanted to eat chili, he really didn't want chrysanthemums.

Seeing that his expression was not good, Su Cai said, "Then I'll eat a garlic clove."

But it was also stopped by Qin Luohai, and he directly took the garlic clove and threw it to him, Su Cai frowned: "What are you doing?"

"Chili and garlic cloves are not allowed." Qin Luohai rolled his eyes at him, then greeted the boss and asked, "Excuse me, is there any nutritious porridge?"

"Yes, millet porridge, eight-treasure porridge, preserved egg and lean meat porridge, and white rice porridge."

"Eight-treasure porridge." Qin Luohai said, "A bowl, thank you."

After a while, eight-treasure porridge was served, and Qin Luohai pushed Su Cai in front of him: "Drink the porridge."

Su Cai: "..." Why do you look so ambiguous? !I shivered involuntarily, didn't make a sound, and ate with my head sullen.

And Xia Ying was smiling the whole time, eating garlic cloves with chili sauce, um, this soup dumpling was really delicious.

Maybe he was really hungry, but after a while the food on the table was swept away by them, Qin Luohai felt that he was not full yet, so he ordered three more noodles, and only then was he full.

Satisfied with eating and drinking, Xia Ying wiped her mouth and said, "Thank you." Then she said to Su Cai, "My name is Xia Ying, and I'm on the same team as your boyfriend."

"Get out of here." Qin Luohai said angrily.

Xia Ying smiled, said nothing more, pinched Su Cai's cheek, turned and left.

Su Cai: "..."

What's the situation? !

He is not my boyfriend!

Can you stop being so big on your brains!