Asshole, don't keep knocking on my closet door

Unless Su Cai was crazy, he gave this inexplicable psychopath money in front of him, but in fact he was really crazy, and he just gave him five dollars, because he only had five dollars in his pocket.

Xia Ying said: "Thank you." Then said: "I will pay you back." Then she reached out and rubbed Su Cai's head: "I don't have money to buy food, I'm so hungry, you are Qin Luohai's boyfriend, So, I was thinking of blackmailing you just now." He said with a smile on his lips: "Qin Luohai is very rich, you are very interesting..."

Then he took the five dollars and left.

Su Caifeng was left in a mess again.

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Su Cai felt that the world was crazy.

Even he was crazy, because he actually squatted there with a blank mind picking up the roses on the ground.Pick and choose, you can still put them together.

Su Cai thought, I'll wipe it, 15 yuan a piece, it can be sold so expensively, it's a pity to throw it away.

He also counted, there are 99 flowers in total, 15 yuan per flower, 1000 yuan, really rich money.If you really want to give me something, just send money directly.The beast!

I thought about it again, was the 15 yuan cheated by someone, and I was even more stupid sitting on the top of the building thinking about how to sell this bouquet of roses in secondary packaging, and it would be fine to sell it for dozens of yuan.

And Qin Luohai, who went downstairs, looked calm on the surface, but his heart was extremely surging. He thought about why he felt sweet after kissing that idiot three times, and even his heart was pounding wildly.

What's going on here?

Su Cai repackaged the roses, but it didn't look very good, even a little ugly. Xia Ying bought two breads for five yuan and went to the top floor, and saw Su Cai sitting in a hat wearing a hat. Seriously fiddling with roses on the ground, couldn't help but walk over, and said bluntly: "Tsundere playing with his temper, regret it after stepping on it?"

Su Cai looked up at him, then continued to fiddle with her head down: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Xia Ying sat beside him: "Then what are you doing?"

Su Cai said, "Secondary packaging."

"Secondary packaging?"

"Ah."

"It's packed and placed in the house, but this thing will be gone in a few days."

"Who put it in the house? I'm taking it out for a second sale."

Xia Ying: "..."

Su Cai chuckled and said, "This is the inspiration you gave me."

Xia Ying: "..."

He was speechless while eating bread.

Su Cai said again, "Am I smart?"

Xia Ying: "..."

I do not want to answer.

After eating the bread, he asked, "Won't your boyfriend be angry if you sold it?"

"..." Su Cai frowned, "He's not my boyfriend."

Xia Ying said, "Then you are his boyfriend."

"Yes." Su Cai was stunned, and hurriedly said, "Bah, bah, I'm not his boyfriend either, we don't have that kind of relationship."

Xia Ying smiled meaningfully, patted Su Cai's small head, took off his hat, and stroked it with his big hands naturally.

Su Cai: "..."

Xia Ying seemed to be very interested in the little bald head, and fondled it reluctantly, but Su Cai dodged it in disgust, and he attached to it again.

Su Cai was in a hurry: "What are you doing? Are you addicted to touching?"

Xia Ying smiled and said, "Well, I'm addicted."

Su Cai frowned: "Get out, I don't know you well, why are you touching my head?"

Xia Ying said: "It's considered familiar, you and I have a friendship of five yuan."

Su Cai ignored his crazy words and was about to stand up holding the rose, but Xia Ying stopped her: "Just sell it like this?"

Su Cai looked at Rose: "Sell it at a low price, let's vomit blood and sell it."

Xia Ying calmly ignored this bastard, took the roses and began to tinker. After a while, a large bouquet of beautiful roses was packaged, and Su Cai almost knelt when she saw it.

He smiled and said, "You are really amazing."

Xia Ying said: "It's a pity to lose it. The method you mentioned can indeed be considered. Sell it and try it. Maybe there are really fools who want to buy it."

Su Cai: "..." She curled her lips: "I'll sell it in the town, and it should be sold soon."

Xia Ying asked: "Do you want me to help?"

Su Cai waved her hand: "No need." She stood up, took the hat from Xia Ying's hand, put it on her head, and was about to leave with flowers.

Xia Ying chased after her and asked, "Are you really going to sell?"

"of course."

Xia Ying: "..." She was stunned for three seconds: "Are you kidding me?"

Su Cai looked serious: "Do you think I'm joking?"

Xia Ying: "..."

Is this a money fan?

So Xia Ying followed Su Cai to the town, and Su Cai was very serious, standing at the entrance of the town and yelling: "There are thousands of sweet words, it is better to have a bouquet of flowers! A bouquet of fresh roses is on sale today. You can pick it up for 88 yuan, why are you still hesitating, don’t miss it when you pass by! Brothers and sisters, uncles, aunts, aunts and aunts, come and see! It only costs 88!"

Xia Ying: "..."

There were not many people in the town at noon, and most of the students were free at night, and came to go shopping for dinner and date, so his shouting only attracted a few aunts and aunts to look at him.

Su Cai smiled and asked, "Do you want grandma to buy flowers for my wife?"

Grandma looked to be in her 80s. She blinked and laughed, losing all her teeth, and said, "My wife's grave has such a tall grass, and the flowers that bloom every spring are prettier than yours."

Su Cai: "..."

Xia Ying burst into laughter.

Speechlessly sighed: Second goods are available every year, this year is the most wonderful...

Su Cai didn't give up, and whenever she caught someone, she asked if she wanted to buy flowers?Xia Ying watched, and couldn't help but praise him for his strange behavior.

It's lunch time, and the town's population gradually increased. Su Cai was walking to sell, when the phone rang, and after looking at the string of numbers, he refused to answer the call from the animal, hung up decisively, and continued to sell his own roses.

Xia Ying was watching and listening behind her, she didn't feel impatient, but found it quite interesting.

Su Cai suddenly asked him: "You said that a rose costs 15 yuan, but our big bunch only costs 88 yuan. Why is no one buying it?"

Xia Ying: "Uh..." After thinking for a while, "15 yuan is the price on Valentine's Day. Now when you buy such a bunch of Qin Luohai, it's less than 500 yuan, but now..."

Su Cai turned her head to look at him and waited for his next words.

Xia Ying said: "I guess no one wants money now."

Su Cai: "..."

Xia Ying looked at his face like a bitter melon, and couldn't help raising her hand to stroke his head. Su Cai hurriedly protected her: "Don't take off my hat."

Xia Ying squinted her eyes and smiled without saying a word.

Su Cai said, "I want to sell."

"A word of advice, don't bother, no one wants it." Xia Ying reminded kindly.

Su Cai pursed her lips: "I want to sell it... because I have no money to eat." Then said: "You cheated me of the last five dollars."

Xia Ying: "..." How can it be called a pit?

After thinking about it, he brought the flowers over: "Okay, I'll sell them for you, but one request, can you take care of the lunch?"

Su Cai stared at him blankly: "Okay, no problem." She raised her hand as she spoke.

Xia Ying was puzzled: "Why?"

"High-five the covenant."

Xia Ying raised her hand and gave Su Cai a high five.Then he took out his mobile phone and said, "I'm looking for Sister Xue, she should need it." He dialed: "Damn, I'm in arrears."

Su Cai: "..."

Scratching her head haha, Xia Ying asked Su Cai, "Can I borrow your mobile phone?"

Su Cai obediently gave him the phone, and Xia Ying took it, and asked in a daze for a few seconds, "What's the phone number of Sister Xue?"

Su Cai: "..."

"Oh, yes, you don't know." Xia Ying took out her mobile phone again, looked around the list, and said to Su Cai, "Sorry, I don't seem to have Sister Xue's mobile number in my mobile phone."

Su Cai immediately knelt down to him!

- This is simply too funny!

Xia Ying took this bouquet of flowers and brought Su Cai into the flower shop, and talked with the proprietress about the snow, the stars and the moon, from poetry and poetry to the philosophy of life, about the four great classics, about the classics of mountains and seas, and about Jin Ping Mei...

"Hey, wait, student, Jin Ping Mei, don't talk to my sister and me." The proprietress said, "Just get to the point."

Xia Ying coughed lightly, and brought the flowers to the proprietress.

The proprietress was startled, frowned, and then smiled awkwardly: "I'm sorry, I don't like people who are younger than me."

Xia Ying: "..."

Su Cai: "..."

The two of them coincidentally replied in their hearts: Sister, you think too much!

Su Cai swallowed, and summoned up her courage to say, "Sister, don't get me wrong, the two of us are here to sell flowers."

"Selling flowers?" The proprietress was dumbfounded.

"Yes." Xia Ying smiled and said, "How much do you think this bouquet of flowers is worth?"

The proprietress wrote a line on her face: Are you kidding me? !

At the same time, he asked in a daze: "You come to my place to sell flowers? Are you two joking?"

Xia Ying and Su Cai shook their heads at the same time, Xia Ying said, "You look like we are joking."

The proprietress of the flower shop: "..."

Talking about the stars and the moon is useless, Xia Ying and Su Cai were kicked out of the flower shop by the proprietress.

Su Cai said, "What should I do?"

Xia Ying rubbed her chin: "Go, go to another flower shop."

"I'm afraid I'll be kicked out again," Su Cai said.

"Don't be crowed."

Su Cai immediately shut up.

Xia Ying glanced at him and gave him a smiling expression, and the two of them went into another flower shop with flowers.

The two discussed that Su Cai would speak first this time, so Su Cai strolled around the flower shop first, and then started talking with the boss about the snow, the stars, the moon, from poetry to poetry, to philosophy of life, to the four great classics, and to mountains and seas. After Liaozhai, I also talked about Jin Ping Mei...

"Hey, student, do you also watch Jin Ping Mei?" The boss asked with a smile.

"Uh..." Su Cai said, "Yeah."

"Okay, that's the earliest book on that subject in China. It's so profound and profound..." The boss praised with a full face: "I really admire Wu Chengen."

Xia Ying: "..."

Su Cai: "..."

Clearing his throat, Su Cai blinked his big eyes: "Wu Chengen wrote Journey to the West, right?"

The flower shop owner: "..." Cleared his throat, paused: "It seems to be, then... oh, Cao Xueqin..."

Xia Ying: "..."

Su Cai: "..." The big eyes blinked again and again: "Cao Xueqin wrote Dream of the Red Chamber."

The flower shop owner: "..." scratched his ears: "Did I remember it wrong?" Hehe smiled: "Oh, it's been a long time since I read it, and I forgot who the author is."

Xia Ying said: "The author Lan Ling smiled and laughed."

Florist owner: "..."

Su Cai's big eyes blinked and blinked again, and the owner of the flower shop withdrew his smile and became serious: "Stop blinking, what are you two doing here?" Looking at the flowers in their hands: "I guess it must not be buying flowers, right? "

Su Cai immediately showed starry eyes, took the rose in Xia Ying's hand and handed it to the boss: "Boss, this flower..."

Before he could finish speaking, the boss's expression suddenly became serious, and he stared blankly at Su Cai in front of him: "Student, I'm sorry, I don't have such a special hobby."

Su Cai: "..."

Xia Ying: "..."

Su Cai was stunned for a moment, and quickly waved his hands to explain: "No, boss, you misunderstood, I... I'm here to sell."

"It's not good for you to sell, I don't have such a special hobby." The boss frowned.

"It's not expensive, is it 50?" Su Cai said.

"You can't do five yuan, the key is that I don't have that special hobby." The boss was a little anxious: "What's going on these days, this boy is out to sell, and he is selling roses. Really..." He added: "If you were a girl, I would consider it..."

Su Cai: "..."

Xia Ying: "..." Suppressing a smile, she said, "Boss, we are here to sell flowers. What do you think?"

Boss: "..." paused: "And then?"

"There is no after, it's just selling flowers." Xia Ying said.

"There is and then." Su Cai said: "Then we sold the money, and the two of us went to have lunch. Because neither of us has any money now."

"Are you kidding me?" The boss looked ashamed.

"We're serious." Su Cai said, "Boss, can you give me a price, okay?"

The boss looked at the bouquet of flowers, swallowed his saliva, touched his chin again, and said calmly, "Okay."

"You agreed?!" The two said in unison, full of joy.

"I don't agree." The boss replied.

Su Cai paused, lost and said, "Why?"

"I'm a flower seller. You two came to me to sell flowers. I want to ask you why."

"Didn't I just say that I have no money to eat?"

Florist owner: "..." Crazy!