I Ship My Adversary X Me

803.

It really is the most fun to talk about love in a full house——

I was so overwhelmed by Gu Yiliang's rustic LOVE for a long time, and at the same time, I felt in a trance that even if the program group let us worship on the spot on this gorgeous stage under the witness of thousands of people, I Without the slightest hesitation.

His eyes are so beautiful, are they the ocean, how can they contain such abundant affection.

His lips are so beautiful, is it a small boat, how can it carry such a heavy warmth.

His voice is really beautiful, is it a siren? How can he even utter such earthy love words, which can confuse people's minds?

It's like I'm on a small boat, about to capsize in the waves!

This storm is too big!

804.

The metaphors in my head kept listing, and I was stunned for too long, and the host smiled and dragged me aside: "You also said that your speech and acting skills are not good, and it almost brought me into the play——"

I:?Who was shouting to feel the earthy smell just now? ?

Host: "How is it? This should be the first time Yanyan has acted in his own fanfiction. How do you feel? Do you feel a little excited?"

No, who usually plays their own fan fiction when they have nothing to do?

——But then again, even though it’s the first time we’ve acted, in private we’re actually more fanciful than dourenwen...

The camera was still on, I smiled and practiced Tai Chi: "Haha, Brother Gu's acting skills have always been very good, acting with him is always—"

The host interrupted me suddenly: "——what? I'm so excited that I want to kiss you?"

Me: "? No, I mean—"

Host: "What kind of kiss do you want?! What kind of kiss do you want?!"

Host 2: "Huh? Yan Yan wants to kiss? Well, we have prepared a small board for a safe kiss——"

I:"???"

805.

It's not the host, aren't you two from Hunan? Why are you still playing the set of Tieling? !

Why is there such a variety show of the last century as Safe Kiss? !Variety show revival? !

It's not that you two are trying to kill me? !

806.

Host: "Hey, okay, actually this is the punishment part. Although your performance just now was perfect, but the earthy love talk is not up to standard, it's not earthy enough and it's embarrassing, so..."

I:?Who set the indicators? !Is there no such paragraph in the script? !You even want my life for the ratings, right? !

The corner of Gu Yiliang's mouth was bent like a crescent moon, and he said lightly: "Is that so, well then, oh..."

I:?Who allows you to be okay?Why do you even sigh with a smile? You seem quite happy, don't you?

I stretched out my hand to hit him pretending to be exaggerated: "Hey, isn't it! This is my first on-screen kiss! Where's the agency? The agency—"

While crazily reminding everyone that we both have a company.

The host turned a deaf ear and handed the heart-shaped plastic film to Gu Yiliang, and said with a smile: "Wow Yanyan even blushed, is Xiao Gu's lethality so powerful?"

Gu Yiliang shrugged, took the plastic plate with one hand, and grabbed my waving wrist without looking at it with the other: "I can't help it, that's how he is, always shy."

I:

Before I had time to type the ellipsis in my mind, he directly took the plastic plate to block my face, pressed my wrist, and pressed his lips firmly against my wrist.

807.

The plastic film is so thin that there is almost no sense of existence. The familiar soft lips stick to my lips, and the color fades in an instant.

All the booing onlookers, the host who looked at the word cards and told jokes, the other two CPs who patted their chests and thanked them for "escaping disaster", the women's army who might be screaming on the other side of the screen, the black fans with their hearts bursting...all of them The blur recedes, turning into distant clouds and smoke.

I can only see Gu Yiliang's fearless and smiling eyes.

808.

I found that Gu Yiliang was really not afraid.

Whether it's being discovered when we go out to watch a movie together, or all kinds of interactions on social media, when he goes on the show and accepts this kind of punishment for creating topics, compared to me who hides dark ghosts and drinks hot tea, he is as bright and open as in the morning He wasn't the same guy who woke me up and woke me up to catch my flight.

Is it because he is really good at acting, or because he thinks that even if we have something, we can sit upright and don't need to hide it, so he is extra calm?

I don't understand, I never understand what is hidden in his eyes.

Except for an emotion called liking, that alone is beyond doubt.

809.

As the saying goes, extremes must be reversed.

People, when the emotional fluctuations reach a peak, they will calm down instead.

Just like me at this moment.

I've already seen through this crooked world, this gay purple world of mortals.

Life is short, you should bend and sunbathe, and "do business" to your heart's content, so that you can last forever. I understand it thoroughly, and I have become a Buddha.

I no longer think about drinking tea, I sit on the lotus throne, eat sweets and drink wax.

810.

"Ten seconds is up," I wiped my mouth and pushed Gu Yiliang away, "Brother Lang, don't laugh! Keep the board, we will never lose in the next part!"

Gu Yiliang rubbed my head with a smile: "Hey? You are full of fighting spirit."

Isn’t this nonsense, we paid [-] per cent for the real thing, they were married in front of the camera, if we can lose, then let’s break up.

To put it bluntly, isn't it Bifatang?hair!crazy hair!Get rid of your shoulders!

Women in front of the screen!Blessed are you!

I flicked the Willow Cleansing Bottle to let you all know what it means to spread both rain and dew!

811.

So in the next part.

When the host was speaking, Gu Yiliang and I looked at each other with a smile, the corners of our mouths curled and our eyelashes trembled, our eyes were lingering.

In the link of breaking the news with each other, we know the basics and the bottom line, and we are well-measured, and we have a tacit understanding in every gesture.

While waiting for the interaction, we kept making small movements. He grabbed my shoulder and I pinched his waist.

During the interaction, our bodies collided repeatedly, helping each other, so that there was no room for the other two groups to perform.

After the interaction, he smiled and wiped off the thin sweat on my forehead naturally. I smiled slyly and tapped the back of his hand to express my gratitude.

When telling the truth, every sentence seems to be ambiguous, and when it is a big adventure, the scale is infinitely let go without the slightest tweaking.

Asked me to lift him, I still couldn't lift him up, and finally used the princess hug to perfunctory, he smiled and told everyone about our previous bet, and called me Gu Yanzi graciously.

What does it mean that everyone gathers firewood and the flames are high, the little wolf dog impromptuly sang a piece of "Your Name, My Surname" to make a fuss, and the big wolf dog ran to tune him.

No minute or second was wasted, every frame and every sound has content, and the whole screen is filled with the words "lady"!

812.

It's still a big adventure, Gu Yiliang was checked on the WeChat contact page, under the watchful eyes of everyone, the name he remarked to me was "Your little baby Wei Yanzi", which was extremely eye-catching among a row of serious names.

The host immediately yelled and said something terrible, something happened, something happened.

To be honest, even I was stunned, why didn't I know that he had remarked this name for me?

Besides, before going on the show, even I cleaned up the contents of my phone, shouldn't he be the one to make such mistakes?

This is, they came out of the closet together unexpectedly?

Gu Yiliang waved his hands haha, said with a smile that he was cosplaying Star Fantuan, and then faced the camera, and made a wave of implantation and promotion for Star Fantuan in a few words.

I was even more stunned, why... No matter how you look at it, he seems to have come prepared?

So that day... I paid attention to his Star Fantuan, or was he seeing it?

Was he borrowed a trick?

This person can play too many tricks, right? !

813.

The big wolf dog cupped his hands: "You two are working too hard."

The little wolf dog nodded: "Really."

The big wolf dog waved his arm: "We lost, we can't win, we can't win."

The little wolf dog clasped his fists together: "Be willing to bow down."

I:?It's not that I think you two have a tacit understanding and a good compatibility with each other when you have something to say?

The big wolf dog put on Gu Yiliang's shoulder: "Brother Gu, let me have a discussion with you, why don't you change us, give me your words, and give you this stupid wolf, otherwise I really can't handle it. .”

The little wolf dog twitched his mouth and stared at him, covered his heart with one hand, and pointed at him tremblingly with the other hand: "You, you, you——"

Gu Yi smiled and hid me behind him: "That can't be done, words are mine."

I groaned slightly in my heart to show my affection, rolled my eyes at him, took the guitar handed over by the host and stuffed it into his hand: "Okay, okay, don't waste time, hurry up and learn!"

814.

The time limit is 15 minutes. The big female lead will teach the big male protagonist who is physically uncoordinated to dance folk dances, the little wolf dog will teach the big wolf dog who is tone-deaf to sing, and I will teach Gu Yiliang, who has no understanding of music theory, to play the guitar.

——It’s really hard to tell which group’s project is more difficult.

The other two groups took action one after another. BGCP was encouraged by the host to touch their small waists, and BLCP was led by the host to sing a duet of love songs, with pink bubbles bursting out one after another.

815.

Me: "Is there anyone like you holding a guitar like this? You are holding a pipa!"

Gu Yiliang changed her posture.

Me: "You are bouncing the pipa—isn't it that you are going to fly or what are you doing?"

Gu Yiliang changed her posture.

Me: "Hold it upside down and press the chord with your left hand!"

Gu Yiliang didn't move.

I leaned over and fiddled with him in his arms, told him to hold the guitar straight, and then took his hand and put it on the strings: "I haven't played the guitar and I haven't seen anyone else play it—"

Me: "Did you do it on purpose?"

He let out a muffled laugh in my ear, stretched out his hand and touched my arm.

816.

The host who watched the six roads joked: "Xiao Gu, I want you to learn how to play the guitar from Yan Yan, not him. What are you doing?"

Gu Yiliang: "Talk about love."

Me: "Play the piano!"

817.

Me: "Do you know how to press chords?"

He: "I don't understand."

Me: "Do you know how to pluck and strum the strings?"

He: "I don't understand."

Me: "Come on, give me the guitar and I'll show you."

Me: "Do you understand now?"

He: "I don't understand."

Me: "...you hold the guitar well, yes, put your index finger there, and move your middle finger down one space..."

He blinked: "I don't understand."

I:"……"

Me: "That's it, put your poses and put your hands away--I'll teach you the head office, right?!"

I half-kneeled in front of him, pinched his fingers one by one to the correct position, and took his hand to sweep the string twice: "Okay, this is Fm—"

He smiled and pinched my fingertips: "Fm7, right, fingering T132? You want to teach me to play "Hug"?"

I:"……"

818.

You are really a clever kid, don't you understand? !

819.

I threatened in a low voice: "You know how to play the guitar? You cheated on the show crew? You cheated! I will expose you! I will sue the teacher!"

He said with an innocent face: "I really don't know how to do it... It's just that I read a tutorial on the Internet before, and I have a little impression."

Me: "Hey? Why do you want to watch guitar tutorials?"

he:"……"

Me: "...Oh, you want to..."

He: "...This song is the most basic."

I couldn't hide the smile on my face: "Don't ask, don't ask, learn quickly!"

Still waiting for the next show to eat casserole porridge.

820.

This song is really simple, four chords and two beats can be played with one fingering and strumming. I borrowed paper and drew a score for him on the spot, and demonstrated it again. Played countless times.

Regardless of whether the music he plays can be heard or not, the way he bows his head and plays the guitar seriously cannot be summed up in just one sentence.

Fortunately, by chance and coincidence, I taught him the song first in the show, and didn't let him learn it secretly and use it to coax me, otherwise I was really afraid that I would be ruined by him.

He turned his head to look at the other two groups that were progressing well, and plucked the strings twice in frustration: "It's so difficult to play the guitar——"

I gave encouragement at the right time: "You have learned quickly, you still have time, practice twice more, if you lose, you will lose, anyway, the punishment will be—"

His eyes lit up.

Me: "Don't lose on purpose! No!"

821.

I have to say that the entertainment effect is really good, seeing the male protagonist with completely uncoordinated body and the female protagonist with solid dancing skills and a flexible body, the entertainment effect is really good. The female protagonist is at the side of the male protagonist. I can't catch the heroine all the time - it feels like I'm watching cat and mouse.

The chorus of the big and small wolfdogs didn't give in too much. It was obviously a love song, but it just sang the taste of Shajiabang.The big wolf dog obviously has his own unique insights into singing, and also has special singing skills. The little wolf dog tried his best but couldn't pull back his wild tune that was light-years away, and threw himself on him immediately after singing , punched him angrily, causing the female audience to howl.

My peers worked so hard to set off, and when it was Gu Yiliang's turn, I looked at him with a hopeful look, and patted his shoulder.

822.

Host: "Huh? Yanyan will also perform together."

I:"?"

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Host: "Of course we have to perform together, you are a small team, team, teamwork, you know how?"

Me: "Then I... will be his backup dancer? Do you have props and fans? Lend me one, or can I perform a peacock? Twist a Yangko dance?"

host:"……"

Host: "Yanyan really doesn't have any idol airs, hahaha."

Host: "Of course it's singing! Don't be afraid, you see Brother Big Wolf sang boldly like that, come on, come on, face the audience—"

No, it's mainly because I agreed to Gu Yiliang and only sang for him?

Look, look, Gu Yiliang looked over dissatisfied!

If you break your promise to your lover, how can you win the world? !

I thought for a while: "Okay."

823.

I moaned and moved a small prop stool to Gu Yiliang's side, sat on it halfway, and turned to look at him: "Let's start."

He froze for a moment, hooked the corner of his mouth, and played the prelude.

Facts have proved that 15 minutes is not enough to learn a guitar piece well. Gu Yiliang didn't put her eyes on the score at all. She swept the strings with one hand, and almost created a new chord with the other hand. Only the beat was barely correct. .

This is too challenging, it's like playing an accompaniment to the Internationale and then forcing you to sing the drunken concubine.

I simply disconnected my brain, blocked his accompaniment, and only thought I was singing a cappella to him.

I pretended to be instructing him all the time, making some meaningless small movements with my fingers that seemed to remind him, frowning slightly, and hanging my eyes on him generously throughout the whole process.

His smile deepened, he played an original chord very gently, and looked back into my eyes.

824.

Who, love me, hold my hand tightly, hold me tight, kiss me, oh - love, don't go.

825.

It seems that a little wolf dog is praising me for singing well, it seems that a big wolf dog is praising our tacit understanding, it seems that a host is praising Gu Yiliang for learning quickly, it seems that there are male and female protagonists who are cueing their upcoming new movie.

I can't really hear it.

In my eyes, only Gu Yiliang turned her face sideways to avoid the camera after sweeping the last sound, and silently mouthed to me with a smile——

"Don't go."