I Ship My Adversary X Me

776.

Lighting, choreography, camera position, scenery, everything is ready in the early stage, and the audience who entered the venue in advance have also been trained by the staff.

A hot performance was going on in front of the stage, and Gu Yiliang and I stood behind the huge prop baffle waiting to appear on stage, dancing and using sign language to discuss what to have for supper after the recording of the show.

It's already nine o'clock in the evening, and the original duration of this live variety show is only one and a half hours. Even if the director or the host breaks the script and improvises in the middle of the live broadcast, extending the time of the show, it should be possible before eleven o'clock at the latest. Call it a day, let's just go to a small shop and have a casserole porridge or something after packing up.

777.

It’s not that I’m mentally strong and I’m not nervous at all on the show. The main reason is that one of the couples on the show together has a popular male star in the CP of the topic. dress rehearsal.

He was the one who was the main one on the show, and he was the one who was not fully prepared, so if there was any live broadcast accident, it could only be him.

What's more, the scripts have already been corrected. I remember the process. They are all small games with a stable scale, and they have been rehearsed in advance.

I was very relieved, sipping tea gracefully with my little finger in my heart, put on a business smiling face at the same time as Gu Yiliang, and watched the baffle slowly slide open in a leisurely manner.

778.

The staffing is like this.

A pair of male and female CPs, the hero and heroine on the screen, doting on Xiaoyan.

A pair of male and female CPs, a healthy little wolf dog with a sense of variety, a youthful campus.

Me and Gu Yiliang.

779.

Counting the two of us, there are three pairs of business CPs, six of them lined up, laughing and laughing at the camera with the two hosts, introducing ourselves, boasting about business, and promoting each other The new movie that is being filmed or has just finished is divided into three teams according to the instructions of the script. They sit down on the prop table and listen to the host explain the rules of the game to the audience.

780.

The general flow of the whole program is based on the rhythm of language interaction, body interaction, and language interaction. First, it needs to be paved. The small game that the host is introducing is the most basic and old-fashioned guessing lyrics. One person looked at the word card and said a paragraph vaguely, and the other guessed the lyrics on the word card based on the description.

781.

SOEASY!

Steady, very steady, everything is under control.

I drank the hot tea in my heart with peace of mind.

782.

BGCP male: "Walking and looking up to count the stars?"

BGCP female: "Ah, I know! Xingqing is right! Holding hands, one step, two steps..."

BGCP man: "That's right!"

BLCP male 1: "The time span is very long, uh, the relationship has changed, uh—"

BLCP male 2: "What?!"

BLCP male 1: "Ten years! That sentence ten years ago! Stupid!"

Gu Yiliang: "Two things you will never do to me."

I:"……"

Me: "...Hint?"

Gu Yiliang: "Drink a little more."

Me: "...'You got me drunk, you made me cry?'"

Gu Yiliang: "Yes."

I:"……"

Everyone: "..."

BGCP man: "Walking, uh, blowing the wind, basking in the sun..."

BGCP female: "Warm, gentle? Walking in the wind, the sun is suddenly so gentle today?"

BGCP male: "Yes, that's really smart——"

BLCP male 1: "Emotions! Wind! Hurrah blowing! Hurrah away!"

BLCP male 2: "What?!"

BLCP male 1: "Love is like a gust of wind blowing it away?! Stupid!"

Gu Yiliang: "Things that don't exist, things I don't want to see."

I:"……"

Everyone: "..."

Me: "...'Tears of the North Star, your red eyes from crying?'"

Gu Yiliang: "Yes."

Everyone: "..."

783.

The hot tea was hot, and I started to panic.

784.

I winked at him crazily—"You are enough, restrain yourself!"

He glanced back suspiciously - "I didn't do anything?"

I continued to wink at him—"The live broadcast is open to the public!"

He glanced back suspiciously - "I really didn't do anything?"

The host teased in an ambiguous tone: "Oh——I thought you guys had checked the word cards in secret, so you are cheating with your eyes?——"

Everyone said in unison: "Oh——"

I:?If you're not the host, don't make trouble, my teacup is about to shatter! ? ! !

I blinked and said haha: "Hahahaha it's just a coincidence."

Gu Yi smiled and hugged my shoulders: "Yes, there is a tacit understanding."

I:?It's not that I think you don't have a tacit understanding with me right now? !

785.

I anxiously tugged on Gu Yiliang's clothes, then stopped suddenly.

No, it must be because I have ghosts in my heart, so I feel that this level of business is too much. Looking at it objectively from the audience's point of view, it's nothing, right!

There are still several links in the back. Let's hold back our edge, hide our clumsiness, and work together to fire up the hero and heroine, and sell it. After returning to the camera, we want to be in harmony with each other, how sweet we want to be.

Between breaths, I adjusted my mentality and poured myself a cup of hot tea again in my heart.

786.

But when I poured a cup of tea in a daze, the host had already finished the introduction of the next session.

Basically, the show prepared a few small scenes, and let us draw lots to perform live, so as to facilitate the "ambiguous interaction" in the play, and sell a wave of acting skills by the way.

As far as I know, the prepared scenes are such as rich family grievances, dog-blood stories, overlord boss silly white sweet city stories, good and evil love and kill each other in ancient style, hot-blooded youth and youthful campus stories and so on.

I'm not in a panic, anyway, no matter which one I get, my acting skills are steady and immovable, and I can definitely set off the heroine and heroine!

Host: "Come, come, get ready to draw tickets! It's time to test your acting skills, Yan Yan, it's time to prove yourself in front of the audience~"

I bent my eyes and made a few jokes, rubbing my hands excitedly.

787.

If it wasn't for me being able to give birth to the old Huang's family, my luck was as good as being lucky. Basically, as long as it was something I wanted to draw, I would never miss it.

In my heart, I secretly calculated whether I should smoke Gu Yiliang, the wealthy version of Gu Yiliang, or the silly and sweet Gu Yiliang, or...

I turned my head and asked Gu Yiliang: "Which do you want to play—"

Before I finished speaking, he raised his hand and drew the play card.

I:?What about the tacit agreement?

788.

Host: "Well, let me take a look... The group of big male brothers is a battle between good and evil, little wolf brothers and the others are rich and powerful, and Xiao Gu and Yanyan—"

Moderator: "Wow, this is very interesting, do you know what 'CP' means?"

I:?

I have a sense of foreboding.

Gu Yiliang and I shook our heads together, put on a sincere expression of being diligent and inquiring, and read in unison: "I don't know, what is it?"

The host turned to the audience, explained the concept of CP to them, and then turned his head back.

Moderator: "On the Internet, there is such a group——"

I:?

The ominous premonition is getting stronger and stronger.

Host: "For your 'CP', they created a lot of literary works——"

I:?

Host: "Haha! That's right, what your group has drawn is 'Fan Humanities'!"

I:…………………………

789.

Director!Is the director there? !Is it too late for me to stop recording now? ! !

790.

As if God had heard the cry in my heart, the host raised his hand to brush my hair, and pressed the headset without showing any signs.

I looked at the host expectantly.

The host smiled at me, turned to everyone and said, "Just acting according to the script of the play, I feel that I owe a little bit of meaning, so the program team specially added a setting, requiring you to play freely in the process of facing each other. Speak a "stalked" earthy love story—"

I:?What's so interesting about this? !It's not that this show is not like a first-line variety show, after all! ? !

791.

The background music is melodious and sad, the male protagonist's eyes are full of hatred, but there is a subtle wavering in the hatred-like eyes, and the voice is low and hurt: "You, really want to kill me?"

The heroine had an evil expression, but her bare hands trembled slightly, her teeth were clenched tightly, and a long sword with a cold light was resting on the man's neck, and the blade trembled and trembled: "Really!"

The male protagonist gritted his teeth and said yes three times: "Then, you can do it!"

The heroine swiped her long sword, the sword energy flashed like a shadow, and the hero fell to the ground heavily, his anger like a thread: "...Finally, I made a wrong payment... This is the end of the matter, but I still want to tell you... …Wall, Eye, Knee……"

The heroine was stunned, the long sword fell to the ground with a slam, and she flew to the hero: "Why didn't you say it earlier! Why! Walleyeknee! It's walleyeknee!!"

I:………………………………

792.

The background music was overwhelming, and the big wolf dog sat on the sofa chair with downcast eyes, unhurriedly arranging his cuffs: "Brother, do you—do you know what I asked you to do?"

The little wolf dog clenched its knuckles and turned slightly white, tilting its head and looking at him innocently and puzzled.

The big wolf dog tugged on his tie, snorted, and said calmly, "There's no need to pretend, I already knew about the little tricks you did behind your back."

The little wolf dog still looked at him puzzled, and put his hand in his trouser pocket without showing any signs: "Brother, what are you talking about, why can't I understand?"

The big wolf dog stood up abruptly, and grabbed the little wolf dog by the collar: "That piece of land! Why did you take that piece of land!"

The little wolf dog's eyes finally became flustered, and his breathing became a little short: "What, where...?"

The big wolfdog let go of him, brushed his fingers across his collar, and smiled slightly: "My heart is set."

I:………………………………………………

793.

Director, is the director there? Is it too late for me to stop recording now?

794.

Finally it was our turn.

The thin paper printed with the humanities was sent to me and Gu Yiliang, Zhong, Ruo, Qian, Jin, nah!

I held that piece of paper, as if I was holding the thin future between me and Gu Yiliang, who couldn't bear to tear it apart!

Host: "Don't worry, the program team has already obtained the consent of the original author when selecting the materials..."

Oh, so you guys are quite copyright conscious. Let me give you a little hand to encourage you?I glanced at the paper——

No, why is William William you again? !

795.

I looked at this ancient food, and my heart fluctuated wildly.

Gu Yiliang finished reading the words carefully, let out a muffled laugh, and patted my shoulder: "Then shall we start?"

"Oh...oh." I returned the paper to the host in a daze.

Gu Yiliang gave me a strange look: "You haven't read it carefully, do you remember the plot?"

That’s because I’ve already read this article! !Because of the lack of literature, I have read it several times! !

Isn't this clip about you and I who have been secretly in love with each other for a long time, collided at the corner of the company, met our eyes, sparks and lightning along the way, and met love at the corner! !

"I have a good memory," I laughed, "Let's get started."

796.

The truth of the background music is true, Gu Yiliang half embraced me who crashed into his arms, lowered her head and looked at me, with a pool of tenderness in her eyes, rippling straight to the bottom of her heart: "...Did you fall?"

Isn't it acting?Why are you so serious! !The eyes are so touching, hey! !

I looked up at him, the crimson rose to the tips of my ears for a moment, I nodded in a daze, then reacted again, shaking my head quickly.

He smiled lowly and pinched the tip of my nose: "Why are you so careless..."

I only found out that William Lianwei actually cue this sentence here! !

I mumbled: "Yes, I'm sorry... Did I hit you somewhere?"

With a smile, he whispered: "Would it be a bit abrupt if I said - hit my heart?"

William, what kind of lines do you write? !I thought this was the part of earthy love talk! !

My eyes widened suddenly, and I looked at him in disbelief: "...you, me, me..."

He still embraced me, looked into my eyes, as if he read the exact information from it, raised the corner of his mouth, tightened his arms, and let me stick to him: "You think so too, right? I and you……"

Heart to heart, live in the global village? !What kind of line is this? !Haven't reached the earthy plot yet? ! !

I involuntarily grabbed the hem of his clothes, put the other arm around his waist, and my eyelashes trembled slightly: "Yes, I, we, I also want...'us'..."

797.

The host stretched out his hand in the shape of a loudspeaker: "Earth smell! Earth smell! Why don't I feel the earth smell?!"

Because you've lost your senses? !This earthy smell is almost overflowing the screen, okay? !

798.

I looked at Gu Yiliang, and Gu Yiliang looked at me, we both hugged each other quietly in the center of the stage, neither of us had the intention of talking about the smell first.

In fact, it's good to hold like this...

No, the main reason is that I really can’t figure it out!

Host: "Hey, do you two want to hug for a while under the guise of thinking about love—"

I:………………

799.

I gritted my teeth: "You, do you know why my name is William?"

Gu Yiliang: "Huh?"

I said awkwardly: "Because, because your name is Liam, so I willLiam, will want you, want you, will want you..."

Everyone: "..."

800.

Host: "waitwaitwait, what? That's not right, willLiam put together an extra 'L'? It doesn't count if it doesn't stand!"

801.

You're not the host, are you hired by the program team to tear down the stage? !

I pursed my lips and glanced at Gu Yiliang.

Gu Yiliang smiled lightly, patted my head, and looked like she was still in the scene: "...the extra L is our "LOVE"—"

802.

Master!King!Top players!

The soil is still your soil!