I was sucked bald by a big cat after rebirth

After choosing the courses to take, Gu Gu made a schedule according to his previous habits, and arranged every hour clearly.

Since the new academic year of higher education institutions will start in three months, Gu Gu can either complete the credits in three months in one go and apply for colleges or universities, or complete the credits in one year and three months and apply again next year.

The second type is obviously easier, but Gugu would rather work hard to solve the problem for a while than to prolong the front line and delay what could be solved in three months to more than a year.

Just like Gu Gu’s previous life, when he joined the college freshman group, the seniors and sisters reminded him that he had to take the CET-[-] exam in the first semester. Don’t think that there are more opportunities, so you put it off. The more you go, the more you forget. .

Thinking of this, Gu Gu strictly followed the schedule and opened his first compulsory course projection, "Animal Language Class".

Just like learning English in the previous life, animal language has become a compulsory course in the alliance where the orcs are extremely dominant.

Due to the initial teaching of human beings, animal language is mainly born out of human language, but in the development of these years, it also has some language characteristics of orcs. For example, cats tend to add "喵" at the end of a sentence, dogs Animals tend to add "woof" at the end of a sentence.

Cuckoo silently added in his heart that there are cats who can say "giao".

A class is only 10 minutes long, and after class there are only two contextual questions that match the students' ethnicity, which are homework.

While lamenting that there are so few homework in the future, Gu Gu opened the context question. The first question is, "An elegant Persian cat and an ugly dog ​​want to communicate with you. Which one would you choose?"

Is this a race-appropriate contextual question?

The second monk Guguzhang couldn't figure it out, but he really wanted to see what the ugly dog ​​looked like, so he chose the ugly dog.

"Sorry, your choice is wrong. (Reminder: The lecturer of this course is Professor Suomi, a Ph.D. in animal linguistics. His animal shape is shown in the picture below.)

Pure white elegant mandarin duck eyes Persian cat.jpg”

Bo Ge took a deep breath, sincerely corrected the mistake, and chose to communicate with the elegant Persian cat.

A snow-white Persian cat projection appeared in front of Gu Gu, gentle and gentle, "Hello human, I am your animal language teacher, Professor Suomi."

"Hello, Professor." Gu Gu was very polite.

"I have a question now, why did you choose to communicate with the ugly dog ​​just now?" The Persian cat kept smiling.

The murderous intent hidden under this smile made Gu Gu concentrate his attention and proceed carefully, "I was just curious about what an ugly dog ​​looks like."

"So that's the case, then what do you think, if you change the ugly dog ​​to something, you will immediately choose to communicate with the Persian cat?"

Cuckoo's eyes moved, and a flash of inspiration flashed, "Erha!"

"Huh?" The Persian cat was puzzled.

"It's a husky." Gu Gu carefully explained, "Because they like to tear down houses and are so cute and cute, we think it's very erotic, so we call it Erha."

"This name is very good." The Persian cat gave Gu Gu a thumbs up, "Dogs are far inferior to cats, right meow?"

"Yes, yes, yes." Gu Gu nodded repeatedly in a coaxing tone.

The Persian cat projection disappeared in satisfaction, followed by a prompt from the self-study system: "Professor Suomi gave you full marks for the context questions, please keep working hard."

According to the prompt, Gu Gu took a break for 10 minutes and drank the fruit milkshake served by Ness before starting the next class.

Looking at the words "Elementary Mathematics", Gu Gu was full of confidence. After all, Gu Gu was good at mathematics in his previous life. In the college entrance examination, except for the last question of the multiple-choice question and the last item of the major question, he was confident in everything else.

The last compulsory class in the morning is "Universe Class". A class is basically about appreciating the beautiful universe, and the explanations next to it are also very simple and easy to understand.

But when it came time to do the questions, Gu Gu fell into confusion.

The first question is "What is the shape of the universe?" The second question is "What are the two endings for the future of the universe?"

Cuckoo clearly remembered that these two issues were not discussed in class, and that the exam-oriented education in his previous life seldom cared about the universe.Really can't figure it out, Gu Gu wanted to open the star network to check, but was blocked by the self-learning system.

"Nice! Help me!" Cuckoo called loudly to the robot that was cleaning up.

Nice rushed over, and after seeing the question, he directly told Gu Gu the answer.

"There are three possibilities for the shape of the universe. First, it is flat. Second, it bends inward and its two sides meet. Third: it bends outward.

The second question, expansion, contraction. "

After hearing the answer, Gugu fell into a deeper confusion and sent out a question from the soul.

"why?"

After a long while, Nescak pulled out the large papers and data, and presented them in front of Gu Gu, who fell into further confusion when he looked at the words "general relativity", "negative gravity", and "critical value".

Cuckoo and Nais stared at each other. After a while, Nais took a step back, "I'm sorry, little master, I don't have the function of tutoring homework. When the master comes back, maybe you can ask the master."

As soon as he heard the words "tutoring homework", Gu Gu thought of the innocent parents who were so angry with their children that they had a myocardial infarction that they had seen in their previous lives.

As long as you don't do your homework, you will be happy, your father is kind and your son is filial. If you start tutoring your homework, you will definitely be in trouble.

After pondering for a while, Gu Gu raised his head worriedly, "Nice, tell me, will letting Big Cat help me with my homework, will it affect our relationship? If I accidentally anger him to the point of myocardial infarction, will it affect the operation of the alliance? ?”

Ness fell into a deeper silence.

Sighing, Gu Gu typed in the answers, and then used a notepad to write down these two questions for careful study.

During the elective class in the afternoon, Gu Gu encountered more problems. The only thing that made Gu Gu feel at ease was the physical fitness class and the combat class. The homework of the combat class required entering the game cabin and clearing a low-level copy of the Zerg in the second world. Under the leadership of Ness, Cuckoo saw Big Cat's customized game cabin. The best configuration and the gorgeous and low-key cabin body are simply the best of the best.

"Isn't this really expensive?" Gu Gu remembered that he had browsed the page of the professional game cabin, and the price was at least ten times that of the ordinary game cabin, not to mention that this was a tailor-made model.

"It's free." Ness smiled. "The master has a long-term cooperation with the creator of the game cabin. If you like it, you can ask the master to customize one for you."

Cuckoo hugged the black and gold game cabin tightly, and looked at Ness eagerly, "Then can I finish my homework in this?"

"Please do whatever you want, the master has already enabled you to use this place." Ness nodded.

The game cabin door opened, Gu Gu could not wait to lie down, closed his eyes for a long time, but did not enter the second world.

"Heijin." Ness touched the game cabin helplessly, "This is the little master."

"The identity is not recognized." The game cabin issued a cold mechanical response.

"It won't let me use it?" Boge sat up from the game cabin, a little disappointed.

"Maybe because the black gold is tailor-made, it only recognizes the owner." Ness carried the little master out of the game cabin, and glanced at the game cabin reproachfully.

"Heijin only recognizes strong orcs." The game cabin said coldly.

Ness rolled his eyes towards the game cabin.

"Is it because I'm not strong, so I'm not allowed to use it?" Bo Ge puffed up his cheeks, "You haven't seen my combat performance yet, why do you think I'm not good enough?"

"You are human." Hei Jin was not polite.

Gu Gu Gu has only now experienced what Xiao Du said before, "Many game cabins are not friendly to humans".

Humans are indeed inferior to orcs in strength and physical fitness, but if they really want to fight, Gugu now has a mechanical exoskeleton, so he may not be defeated by orcs.

Except Mimi can't really fight.

Reject domestic violence, start with Gu Gu.

"I can't change the fact that I am a human being. I am proud of my human identity." Gu Gu straightened his chest and looked down at the game cabin, "But just because I am human does not mean that I must be weaker than orcs. I don't believe you. Let me try it."

After a moment of silence, Hei Jin displayed three words on the cabin.

"I reject."

"You are afraid, you are afraid that my grades will surpass the orcs." Gugu tried to use the aggressive method in order to do his homework.

"You are human." Hei Jin repeated without emotion.

Cuckoo took a deep breath, and his fist hardened against the game cabin where oil and salt did not enter.

"Little master, please wait a moment." Ness comforted Gu Gu, "I have sent the video just now to the master, and the master told me that a staff member will arrive within 10 minutes to install a high-end game cabin for you."

Hearing this good news, Gu Gu immediately made a face at Hei Jin, which whirlwind little potato do you think you are, Ben Gu also has a high-end game cabin now!

The time was shorter than expected, and the staff brought the robot to the door and politely asked about the installation location.

"Just click on the side of this game cabin." Gu Gu actively raised his hand, pointing to Hei Jin.

Don't you think humans are weak?Then I will show it next to you, and let you see how the orcs were defeated by Ben Gu!

"Okay." The staff commanded the robot, opened the package, and a streamlined white high-end game cabin appeared in front of Gu Gu's eyes. The bottom of the game cabin was outlined with silver patterns, which was gorgeous and elegant.

"It's so pretty." Gugu liked it with both eyes.

"This was customized by Mr. Lie 20 days ago. Because the highest level of safety is required, the test must reach a thousand times without mistakes, so the construction period is a little longer." The staff smiled, "This game cabin belongs to the type of relatives. It After you win, I will cheer for you, and after you fail, I will comfort and encourage you, and give you more pertinent opinions..."

"Trash." A cold voice came from the side.

Cuckoo saw the corners of the staff's mouth twitch a few times.

"Hei Jin?" The staff turned their heads and looked at Hei Jin helplessly, "Judging from the date of production, this is your junior. He has the same core structure as yours. He has brain-like intelligence. You need to take care of him."

Hei Jin turned off the lights around him, "Garbage junior."

"Sorry." The staff apologized to the embarrassing pigeon, "Hei Jin's thinking mode comes from a relatively strict instructor of the First Legion. He sometimes speaks very hard, but because the simulated man has died, Mr. Lie does not allow us to talk about it. He makes changes."

Po Ge stared blankly at Hei Jin, then shook his head, "It's okay."

"Okay, this game pod has been installed and can be used immediately. What do you want to name it?" The staff registered.

Cuckoo thought for a while, and involuntarily recalled the curved moon on the earth in his mind.

"Silver Moon." Po Ge's eyes lit up, "It's called Silver Moon."

"Silver Moon is starting to start." A clear and lively and indistinguishable voice sounded, accompanied by the flowing lights of the Silver Moon cabin, dazzling.

"Silver Moon has started up, hello master~" Yinyue was extremely cheerful, "Master is the cutest human being I have ever seen, I am so lucky."

Look, this little mouth is sweet.Cuckoo couldn't help smiling happily, Yinyue began to scan the surrounding environment to check for dangers, and soon noticed the black gold on one side.

"Hello duck, my name is Yinyue, what's your name?" Yinyue greeted Hei Jin.

Heijin was silent.

"Master, is it broken?" Yinyue suggested, "Do you want to repair it so as not to threaten your personal safety?"

"It's not broken." Gooko glanced at Heijin with puffed cheeks, "Because I'm a human being, it won't let me use him."

Yinyue tried to scan Heijin, but was mercilessly blocked by Heijin.

"Master, don't be angry." Yinyue said without the slightest displeasure, "The orcs always feel that fighting is their business, while humans are to be protected, so it refuses you to enter the second world to fight."

Cuckoo was taken aback, what did Hei Jin mean when he said "you are human"?

"But, my lord, the times have changed a long time ago." Yinyue Zhao Heijin showed a "slightly slightly slightly" emoji, "Now the game cabins for relatives are the best sellers!"

"Shut up." Hei Jin was obviously impatient.

"I have no mouth, only a membrane and speakers."

"Do you really want to put them in one room?" The staff looked at the two high-end game cabins sadly.

"Let's put it together." Gu Gu smiled and looked at Hei Jin, who was obviously no match for Yinyue, feeling at ease.

"Please try it out. If it's correct, then we're leaving." The staff looked like they wanted to escape.

Cuckoo lay down in the game cabin, closed his eyes and opened them again, the picture in front of him was completely new.

"Huh?" Gu Gu looked at the surrounding grass. The blades of grass were slender and straight. When he looked up, he saw a crooked moon. Not far away, a small wooden house stood quietly on the hillside, and the wind rustled.

what happened?How did I return to the singularity?