I was sucked bald by a big cat after rebirth

During the lunch break, in the chief's office, the man was sitting upright, staring at the collection of hundreds of photos in front of him, with a serious expression on his face.

The Hanhan in the photo has two little tugs in his hair, and is dressed in a bulingbuling mermaid outfit. His posture is elegant and reserved, and the sand sculpture is full of bitterness.

After five seconds, the photo will automatically switch to the next one.

At the bottom of the huge swimming pool, a man with an innocent face was holding his breath and squatting in the middle, with aggrieved and innocent eyes, two white rabbit ears on his head, and a short white tail behind him.The boy's face was reflected in the water, and he smiled recklessly.

When the screen turns, it is a moving picture.The boy carried the black panther up the stairs with great effort, the black panther dishonestly licked the boy's back, with a layer of fabric on his tongue, the boy slapped the black panther's buttocks angrily, the black panther was stunned, and excitedly raised its tail and shook it.

The photo collection continued to play, Lie Beishuang put one hand on his forehead, and didn't look up for a long time.

The scepter thoughtfully stopped playing, and hovered beside the man.

"Please relax, this is a good memory that only belongs to you and the little master."

Seeing the man close his eyes, Scepter quickly called up a photo, "By the way, there is this one."

Exhaling slowly, Lie Beishuang raised his head. In the picture is a small black panther felt, sticking out its little pink tongue in a serious manner. The black panther is holding the felt back neck, leaning against the side of the boy, with blood red eyes. deep satisfaction.

"This is the felt that the little master poked for you, and you recognized it as the cub of you and the little master." Scepter felt that the picture was about to overflow with a warm atmosphere, "Perhaps, master, you will soon become a Father."

Father?

The scene in the morning uncontrollably resurfaced in the man's mind, over and over again.

"He's still young."

The scepter heard the slightly hoarse voice of its master.

Yes.

The little master is still young, and he has never really seen the beauty of this world. At the age when he should explore the world most, being trapped by his family is undoubtedly the cruelest experience.

The responsibilities that come with marriage can easily overwhelm a person, even depriving him of his dreams and freedom.To put it bluntly, compared to the master, the little master is only a child. Let a child raise the children and take care of the family, the result will not be optimistic.

What's more difficult is that the master's family, the master's identity and background will cause more troubles for the little master.It's like putting a cute bird in shackles, putting it in a cage, and accepting pressure from all sides every day.

No matter how many delicacies and exquisite cages are given to the birds, they cannot make up for the damage done to the birds.

Even if you really want to start a family, you should wait for the bird to grow up, strong enough to bear these things, strong enough to resist all kinds of gossip, but it will take time, maybe one or two years, but it may also be ten years, 20 years .

The scepter understands the master's worries, and at the same time can feel the deep guilt from the master.

Taking advantage of the estrus period, and the newly-adult human beings, cooking raw rice and cooked rice, took advantage of it, and ate a handful of tender grass.

Even if the little master takes the initiative, but the little master is still young, and he is at the age where he will make mistakes due to impulsiveness.At this time, the elderly are needed to guide him well, let him stabilize his emotions, and teach him to grasp the scale.

But what did the older man beside him do?

Without the slightest persuasion, she hit it off with the impulsive young man, shamelessly took away the boy's innocence, indulged together, and fought fiercely all night, causing the biological clock to be disordered the next morning.

What did this do!

"You have a new visitor." The office door rang, and the projection of the bald parrot appeared in front of the door.

The scepter is a little vigilant. During the lunch break, it is usually only when something serious happens that it will come to the door. Could it be that the bald parrot noticed something about what happened yesterday?

"Entry is allowed." Lie Beishuang glanced at the soft look in his eyes, and turned his face into a stern look.

"Your Excellency." The bald parrot stood in front of the desk with steady paws, maintaining an inexplicable smile, "I came to see you today for a private matter."

private matter?Lie Beishuang frowned slightly.

After getting off work last night, the bald parrot had a rare good night's sleep. In his dream, he was gently comforted by humans, and there was also a pleasant lullaby.All this makes the parrot feel as if it has returned to its own egg, everything is so warm and comfortable.

When I woke up early in the morning, my head, which had been aching a lot, was miraculously free from poking pain. I didn’t need to drink coffee, but I was still full of energy. Even the home robot at home found that it was in exceptionally good condition today.

All along, the bald parrot, who had no time to offend humans, suddenly understood why so many orcs longed for the comfort of humans, and even traded everything they had for the company of humans.

But why, there is such a beastman who works overtime all day, so that the human beings who care about him secretly come to Black Pearl to find him without telling him.This orc is actually so stingy, with a huge amount of wealth in his hands, but makes his own humans so poor that they can't even afford a book!

What's even worse is that this orc even took advantage of human beings, but he has no intention of being responsible at all!

Such an orc is simply a disgrace to the orc.

"Ahem." The bald parrot cleared his throat, "Yesterday there was a cute little guy who said he was your prospective partner, since he showed me the matching information sent by the marriage matching system, so I believed it He, because we talked about some things about marriage later, so I recommended the book "The Life of the Chief Wife" to him and gave him a [-]% off coupon."

"Thinking about it now, I'm really confused." The bald parrot pretended to be distressed and patted its head with its wingtips.

"You have been working overtime some time ago, and you don't go home all day long. According to what you taught us before, you have to balance career and family. How can you have a human prospective spouse!

Besides, let human beings wait anxiously for themselves, which orc can do such a thing, and you, as the best orc in the alliance, will definitely not do such a thing. "

The scepter looked at its master helplessly.The reason for working overtime overnight is to solve the official duties when you are in full heat, and the master has already paid the price for this. The little master almost doesn’t want the master, even the ID number is blocked. Watching the little master being confessed again and again, the front of the villa is full of pieces Agapanthus, the owner could not close his eyes for several nights.

Lie Beishuang was expressionless, quietly watching the bald parrot in front of him.

"Oh, that's right." The parrot flapped its wings, "That cutie said he was short of money, even if he had a [-]% off coupon, he couldn't afford the book for the time being, and asked me to give the [-]% off coupon an extension."

"I was so stupid at the time." The bald parrot shook his head, "How could your prospective spouse not be able to afford even a single book. To be honest, as the finance minister of the Union, I can see your annual taxes.

Even if your main business is the chief, the tax you pay on your side business is quite considerable. With such a large amount of wealth, a little leak from your fingers is enough to make a family rich for a lifetime. How can it be possible for a prospective spouse to Economically distressed to this point? "

The scepter glanced at its master guilty, and he hadn't had time to report the matter of paying the leopard.

"So, to sum it up." The bald parrot had enough taunts and began to move on to the next link, "The human being I saw yesterday is definitely not your prospective spouse, he most likely entered through a secret passage. It could also be a spy sent by the Zerg.

But Black Pearl's defensive measures didn't respond at all. I think we need to let Black Pearl conduct a self-examination, and we also need to find out the identity of that human being and arrest him in time to prevent him from taking out the secrets in Black Pearl. "

The bald parrot finished speaking in one breath, then continued to smile, looking calmly at the man in front of him.

What will happen to this proud man when someone discovers his ugly side hidden under his skin?

It was for his own arrogance, pretending that he didn't know the child, hiding the truth.Or do you evade saying that you are an admirer, pay off the credits pretending to be calm, and vent to the sensory board after you leave?

The office was quiet for a while.

"He's my prospective spouse."

The man's voice was unusually smooth, as it should have been.

Such a frank admission was a bit beyond the parrot's expectations.

"How is it possible?" The bald parrot covered its beak with one wing feigning surprise, "You are so outstanding, a role model for countless young people of the orc race, how could you be the kind of orc who is extremely stingy regardless of family?"

"I'm not a role model." Lie Beishuang said flatly, "In terms of relationships, I'm still figuring it out."

The tone of the man is natural and free-spirited, completely different from the usual work and meetings, just like a normal chat, ordinary greetings to each other, and talking about some trivial things in life.

"As you can see, my prospective partner is still young. If five years old is a generation gap, there are at least three gaps between me and him." Lie Beishuang lowered his eyes with a dull expression, "Do you have children?"

"Yes." The bald parrot nodded.

Lie Beishuang raised his eyes and got up from the smart chair. The bald parrot unconsciously followed Lie Beishuang to the smart sofa and sat opposite Lie Beishuang.

"Do you know what children like nowadays?" Lie Beishuang looked at the scepter, the scepter understood, and brought a glass of pure water to the bald parrot.

"I don't know." The bald parrot shook his head, "My children followed my ex-wife and used to live with me on weekends, but not long ago they became adults, so they stopped coming."

"My human and I have known each other for 53 days since the first meeting. But I still don't know what my human likes." Lie Beishuang looked helplessly.

"Human food, he eats everything, and even wants to try leopard food; he likes to drink milk-flavored things, and also likes to boil water and let it cool; he likes my animal form, and is also interested in my human form ;He is always thinking about something, always minding his height, but he has no dissatisfaction with his current life.

You will find that you can't find anything he really likes or hates at all.It seems that the objects he really likes and dislikes are not in this world. "

"Children." The bald parrot felt the same way, "I always felt that the older generation didn't understand us, but when I reached this age, I found that I didn't understand the thinking of my younger generation either.

You can let him say what he wants directly, which will be better. "

Lie Beishuang stared at the bald parrot, "Then do you know what are "Jilu Chuan", "Hot Pot", and "Fat House Water"?"

"What, what?" The bald parrot looked confused, "Deer boat, living pot, fat boy water?"

"I checked carefully on the star network." The scepter flew out, "Hot pot was one of the popular foods for human beings on the ancestral planet thousands of years ago, but there is something called bottom material, which is difficult for us to get together now. Find a replacement and try hard to recover."

"Thousands of years ago?" The bald parrot smiled dryly, "Your family eats humans quite deeply."

"When the time comes, I don't mind coming to taste it together." Lie Beishuang sent out an invitation politely, "After all, you even gave him a [-]% off coupon."