The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

The official family has to seal Yu Maolong's heart, and the "Going to Court at Night" who has been thrown into the cold palace for a long time has come out to see the world again.

What do the civil and military officials think? They are a little disappointed.It's true, they've seen all the tricks and tricks of officials in the past ten years, so are they still afraid of going to court overnight.Alas, time really is a pig-killing knife. I think that when the officials first tossed out "going to court at night", less than ten days later, all the civil and military officials were crying and yelling not to, and now they all feel that this Things are just a piece of cake.

They all thought so, how could the government disappoint them, so when they went to court at night, they played mahjong in groups of four in the brightly lit Golden Temple.

That's right, playing mahjong.

All of a sudden, the solemn and mighty Golden Luan Temple became a bustling teahouse.

The heart of the eight sage kings is broken. I have a century-old reputation in the Song Dynasty, but my body is very honest. The officials just stared at the eight sage kings with eyes that have grown in popularity although their cuteness has declined with age. , within five seconds, the Eight Sage Kings couldn't hold on anymore.Not to mention the important ministers sitting around here, they usually look like human beings, but at this time they don't care about respect and inferiority. They imply "don't be hypocritical" to the Eight Sage Kings, bah, it's #死道友，不死穷道#, More or #You don't go to hell who goes to hell#.After all, no one knew what would happen to the officials if the Eight Sage Kings didn't sit down and play mahjong with them.

Their sixth sense was very accurate. When the Eighth Sage King sat down helplessly, the official sighed regretfully: "Unfortunately, I originally thought that if the Eighth Uncle would just walk away and not join you, I will exchange the gold and silver used for winning and losing, and whoever loses will take off his clothes."

Eight Sage Kings: "..."

Civil and military officials: "...!!"

After a moment of silence, all the civil and military officials piled all the coins they carried on the table, especially the two prime ministers who wanted to accompany the officials to play mahjong, not to mention, everyone was not short of money.

Nowadays, the salaries of officials in the Song Dynasty are not low, and the phenomenon of corruption and bribery has been effectively curbed.The reason for this is that besides the substantial increase in salaries, it is not who makes the officials rich. Another reason is that the officials are too rich. It's coming, you don't know if the businessman who came to bribe you with tens of millions of wealth is standing behind an official, if not, then you're out of luck, but what if it is?Think about the moment you take a bribe in the front foot, the officials in the back foot will know...you don't want to know the consequences.

Besides, even if the person who bribed you was not a businessman but a low-level official, you would not want to know the result after being investigated and dealt with. Nowadays, the thinking of governing the country in the Song Dynasty has moved towards the Legalism of the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period—no , Strictly speaking, it is not very orthodox Legalism. If you have to name it, it is official thinking. —The posture of getting closer.

To take a step back, corruption and bribery, forming parties for private interests, etc., are all idle, but as long as anyone who can see the holy face in Bianliang City near the water, there is no reason why no one can be idle, and it is self-evident. What came out was blood and tears.

It's far away, let's talk about the new court law, it's like a "gambling king contest", and those who are eliminated can only concentrate on handling political affairs, combining work and rest.Bao Zheng, who just arrived, Mr. Bao was in a trance, he won the table in a trance, he won in a trance, he was promoted in a trance - the official and the promotion made an appointment to fight again tomorrow, and the eliminated sighed - in a trance I went back to Kaifeng mansion, oh, with the silver I won.

Gongsun Ce and Zhan Zhao also stayed up all night, waiting for Bao Zheng to return home. When they first saw Mr. Bao who came back with a pile of silver, Gongsun Ce tentatively asked, "Could it be a reward from the government?"

Bao Zheng: "...I won it playing mahjong."

Gongsun Ce: "...?"

Zhan Zhao: "...? Didn't your lord go to court?"

Bao Zheng gave a dumb "Ah", and faced Gongsun Ce and Zhan Zhao's puzzled expressions, he explained dryly: "People gathered to gamble in the Golden Luan Hall, organized by the government, and we have to continue tomorrow."

After speaking, Mr. Bao, who was exhausted, wiped his face and went back to the room to be quiet, leaving Zhan Zhao and Gongsun Ce to look at each other. After a while, Zhan Zhao spoke first: "I think officials are the ones who can do such things. #见见不低名#." Zhan Zhao, who has always been refined and gentle, can say such thorny words, it can be said that he is not "jumping the wall in a hurry", no, he is a clay figurine and still has a certain temperament.

However, the clever Mr. Gongsun asked straight to the point: "It's better to be famous than to meet? Could it be possible that brother Zhan learned the word from officials?"

Zhan Zhao couldn't argue for a moment, after all, the truth is true.Under Mr. Gongsun's half-smile expression, Zhan Zhao became angry from embarrassment, and he just cupped his hands and went back to his room. His white mouse called Xiaobai squeaked at him twice when he saw its master, and it seemed like Wagging its tail like a dog - there is no way, the cats in Bianliang City are all evolving as natural enemies. Under the natural selection of the fittest, the mice have to work hard to follow the evolution, but the poor people in Bianliang City The dogs, the rats even took away their skills—Zhan Zhao laughed dumbfounded, took out a few pine nuts from his purse and gave them to Xiao Bai, and he washed up and went to sleep.

"Gathering people to gamble" is still going on, and the number of people who advance to the next level will be in a pyramid shape. The officials continue to kill the Quartet as always, but the state of Mr. Bao in a trance is strange. He wants to lose but wins no matter what. , that is to say, to be promoted again and again, which is also hard work.In the end, there were finally four people left, Guan Jia, Bao Zheng, Eight Sage Kings, and Yan Shu.

There is no need to introduce the first three. As for Yan Shu, he is now an official to Shenzhizhengshi (Deputy Prime Minister) Jiashangshu Zuocheng. It was the first of its kind to run a large-scale education. This move received strong support from the government, and then advocated the state and county schools and reformed teaching content. The government schools set up professors. "Tiansheng Xingxue".

However, Yan Shu, who was not only a good official but also very talented, received the most attention in this last game.Bao Zheng is a dark horse, even though he himself didn't think about it, the attention is higher than Yan Shu; officials have always been big winners, civil and military officials are used to it, but who makes someone an official, the attention is naturally higher The one who received the most attention was the Eight Sage Kings. At the beginning, the Eight Sage Kings, who had a century-old reputation in the Song Dynasty, were very sad. All civil and military officials saw his expression very delicately.

Eight Sage Kings: "..."

The eight sage kings are wronged, but it is the eight sage kings, no matter how "overwhelming" their mental activities are, they still look calm and gentle on their faces.Originally, the eight virtuous king was the eighth uncle of the official family, only 25 years older than the official family, but he was well maintained, and he was a nobleman. He looked graceful, that is, he had an extraordinary temperament. It doesn't look like a middle-aged (old) man who is nearly 50 years old. Instead, he looks like a middle-aged handsome uncle in his thirties and forties. He also belongs to the high-value group of the Royal Lira. Of course, the official family is standing at the peak of their appearance and cannot be surpassed. up.

This common saying is good, blue face is a disaster, a disaster, this has been verified by Yu Baxian Wang today——

The origin of the matter really wasn't in the final gamble, but in the official's sealing of Zhan Zhao as "Royal Cat".Nanxia Zhanzhao is well-known in the Jianghu. He won the title of an official and joined the Kaifeng Mansion, causing an uproar in the Jianghu.These people in the Jianghu are mostly reckless people. Although they seem to disdain the court, but after all, this is the era of heaven and earth, and the fear of the emperor is engraved in their bones. Now Zhan Zhao is the first to eat Crab people are naturally widely spread, and it didn't take long for the "five rats" in the rivers and lakes to know about it.

It is unbearable to call people restrained by the nickname.

The smallest of the five rats, Chinchilla Bai Yutang, is the most arrogant, how could he swallow this breath, and said with a sneer: "I just let the people in the Jianghu and the mediocre people in the court look at me, It's Zhan Zhao's Yumaoqiang, or we five mice leave. The cat catches the mouse? Heh, I want to come out to catch the mouse."

Among the five rats, Bai Yutang is the youngest, but the martial arts is the highest, plus he is handsome and handsome, the other four rats usually treat him as a younger brother and a son.Therefore, when Bai Yutang said this, the other four mice naturally wanted to support them, so they went straight to Bianliang City together.

Bai Yutang is also angry with the officials, he has always shown his sharpness, but he has no respect for the king, and he has always acted unruly, so he will break into the palace at night, so as to take the opportunity to "break ground on Tai Sui" some.

It was such a coincidence that when he broke into the palace at night, it was the last game of the game. Bai Yutang shuttled through the palace like fallen leaves. The guards in the palace didn't seem to be alarmed. He stole it from the imperial private treasury. the Imperial Treasure.However, when passing above the Golden Luan Hall, he suddenly heard that the hall was very lively, and out of curiosity, he deftly lifted the tiles and went down to listen.

Bai Yutang had always had confidence in his martial arts, and thought he hadn't alarmed anyone, but when he looked down, he met a pair of bright cat's eyes.Bai Yutang didn't think it was a coincidence, because after seeing him, that pair of cat's eyes turned his head up and closed one, which complemented Bai Yutang's protruding eye.

But Bai Yutang didn't think so, it seemed like a naked provocation.

And that's right, Bai Yutang recognized the owner of the cat's eyes as Zhan Zhao.It's strange to say that although Zhan Zhao is only in his twenties, he has been famous for a long time in the Jianghu, and he even got the title of Nanxia. In the five hundred times in the previous life, it must be the last time that he blinked his eyes. Cough, anyway, Bai Yutang didn't know what Zhan Zhao looked like.

But, now that the other party's ears are strong enough to hear his subtle movements on the roof, and Bai Yutang also saw the sword in his hand, he preconceived that it was the Juque sword used by Zhan Zhao.Faced with his provocation, Bai Yutang immediately raised the corners of his lips and sneered, "It's better to hit the sun than to choose another day, because he will know Yumao Zhanzhao!"

The fifth master has always been so handsome, forceful and self-willed when doing things. He took out a locust stone and hit it on the mahjong tiles played by the eight sage kings. The mahjong tiles were directly split in half, and then he said loudly : "Zhan Zhao, come out and compete with me, or the next time I hit the locust stone, it won't be the emperor's mahjong tile!"

The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty did not panic. Their first reaction was, could this be a fun show created by the officials?Afterwards, they believed that this was just a fun show, because the official picked up a sword and said with a sinking face: "So, I have to go all out."

Bao Zheng: "...?!!" What is this?Official, you are not Zhan Zhao!And the person who made the sound shouldn't be the thief who broke into the palace at night?Officer, you are not going to risk yourself, are you?

——It can only be said that the truth is often in the hands of a few people!

In the astonishment of Bao Zheng, who was the only one who knew the truth, and in the mood of civil and military officials in all courts who were ready to watch a good show, the officials held their swords and took a step with the extraordinary demeanor of #风晓萧，易水寒，士士一走典不复回# Walking out of the Golden Luan Hall with one footprint, he was so confident when he met in front of the hall, even wearing a white Bai Yutang when he entered the palace at night.

There is a full moon in the sky, one white and one red are facing each other between the sky and the earth, forming four people, what a wonderful artistic conception.If there are no civil and military men from the Manchu Dynasty who are crowded on the promenade outside the Jinluan Hall to watch the show, then it will be really artistic.

Bai Yutang frowned, he had already noticed something was wrong: "Your internal strength is shallow——"

"Don't talk about it!" The official held the Juque sword in his hand tightly - yes, this is really Zhan Zhao's Juque sword. Since it is an act, the props must be faked, or the real one must be presented Come—the grief and indignation in the tone, the desolation of not wanting to be salted in the wound, and the strength to get up after falling are complex and touching.

Bai Yutang was really impressed, "You—"

The official's lips curled up into a smile, seeming sad and helpless, and the flowers fell away: "It's okay to tell you, the official saw that Zhan Zhao was as beautiful as a flower, so he made up his mind to force him into prostitution. How can Zhan Zhao, a dignified man, submit? All the internal strength is the price!" After he finished speaking, he let out a long sigh, and there seemed to be crystal tears in those bright eyes.

Bai Yutang: "..."

Civil and military officials: "..." Is it really okay for the officials to blacken themselves so much?However, the acting skills of the officials are getting more and more exquisite. Look at the voice and emotion, if they don't know the virtues of the officials, they will really believe it.

After regaining his senses, Bao Zheng followed from the hall and squeezed in front of the Eight Sage Kings: "...!" But this is not the point, the point is, "My lord, quickly call the Imperial Forest Army to escort you!"

The Eighth Wise King was puzzled: "Aren't the officials just acting?"

Bao Zheng: "...??" Bao Zheng looked left and right at his colleagues in the Manchu Dynasty. They were not worried about each of them, but looked at them with gusto. He also became confused. What's going on?

Seeing that Bao Zheng was confused and confused, Yan Shu explained in a low voice with love from his colleagues: "In a year or a half, no, in a month you will have a deep understanding." The other ministers also felt sorry for Bao Zheng. That's a tired heart, and at this moment, Bai Yutang, whose heart was greatly shocked, pointed to the eight sage kings standing in the middle, "You mean he—"

The official said sonorously: "Yes, he is a beast in clothes!"

Yan Shu gave Bao Zheng a look of "Look", and the eight wise kings who were also shot while lying down said, "..." Why is he dressed like a beast?Wait, there seems to be something wrong, before the eight virtuous kings come to their senses, the official said leisurely: "You better go, your appearance is on par with Zhan Zhao's, the official will definitely With your idea, as if you want to make Zhanzhao a concubine Zhao, if I make you a white concubine, wouldn't it be great to have my concubine when the three of us walk together?"

Bao Zheng: "...!!"

At this time, I don't know which minister muttered: "Is the threesome that the official said is the threesome I thought?"

As soon as this person opened his mouth, other people commented: "I didn't expect that "threesomes must have my teacher" can be used in this way? Kong Shengren, an old man, knows it, and he must be smiling at Jiuquan."

"Speaking of it, it's still the best-looking official parent, this 'beauty' of Banmei—" The rest, since everyone has experienced it, there is no need to say it.

When everyone had different opinions, someone answered: "I don't know if you are aware of one thing?"

"what?"

"The officials said Concubine Zhao and Concubine Bai, they are both men... right?"

Civil and military officials: "!!" Why did they suddenly realize such an obvious thing now?Could it be that the official family really wants to have a threesome, no, he has broken his sleeves? !Come on, it's just acting... right?They couldn't be sure, after all, the emperor next to this kind of thing couldn't sit down, even if they really broke their sleeves, they would do it secretly, but their officials couldn't do anything!

The matter is not over yet, Bai Yutang seems to be overwhelmed by the unexpected bloody reaction, and the other one who is also demented is that his intuition is not good when he learns that his Juque sword has been borrowed by the government. Zhan Zhao, who rushed to the palace, happened to hear the official theory that "beauty is accompanied by flowers", so his figure as light as a swallow in mid-air staggered, and almost caused non-combat damage when he landed.

Zhan Zhao took a deep breath and said helplessly to the official pretending to be him: "The official's doing this is really harmful to your image!"

"How can a person be perfect? ​​Sigh." Guan Jia blinked his eyes as he spoke, and the water vapor that had been lingering in his eyes gathered into tears and fell down. Guan Jia really got into the drama!

Zhan Zhao: "..."

Bai Yutang: "??"

The Eight Sage King grabbed Bao Zheng's wrist, his voice trembling: "Isn't this collusion between the officials and Shaoxia Zhan?"

Bao Zheng hesitated and shook his head: "Probably not." With Zhan Zhao's temperament, it is impossible for him to play with the officials like this.

What are the Eight Sage Kings waiting for? Immediately shouted loudly: "Where is the Imperial Forest Army? Come and escort them!"

Manchao civil and military: "!!" Isn't it acting?My goodness, it's over!If the officials are missing a hair, they will collectively kill themselves to thank the world.

The official squinted his mouth, returned the Juque sword to Zhan Zhao, and said as if admiring: "Xiong Fei, you are very good at attracting bees and butterflies. Also, bears like honey, and cats like butterflies."

Zhan Zhao really can't laugh or cry, is it his fault that he co-authored it?

After the officials molested Zhan Zhao, they didn't forget about Bai Yutang: "Chingoma Mouse Bai Yutang."

Bai Yutang was startled. He suddenly remembered that the officials had said that he was named a 'Bai Concubine'. Obviously they knew his identity from the beginning. Could it be that the officials knew that the Five Rats had entered Bianliang City, and his Will you break into the palace tonight?In the next moment, Bai Yutang's idea was confirmed, and the official smiled like a spring flower: "Congratulations, you and the other four mice successfully attracted my attention when they entered Bianliang City. Do you have any complaints about me? "

Bai Yutang's expression was awe-inspiring, but he was neither humble nor overbearing, and he was not afraid of power.

The official raised his eyebrows: "I see, you think the title of Concubine Bai is not pleasant? How about Concubine Jin? Or is it Concubine Yu?"

Bai Yutang: "..."

Zhan Zhao: "..." Inexplicably, Zhan Zhao had a delicate sense of balance in his heart, as expected #尤乐乐如何何乐乐#, but he quickly put this wrong thought behind him, and couldn't bear Bai Yutang to be punished. Ruined (?), I called the official.

The official sighed slightly: "Nowadays people's sense of humor is indeed in decline, alas."

Zhan Zhao: "..." It's really not a matter of sense of humor!

The officials were about to go back to continue playing mahjong, and they walked back in a leisurely manner. The Eight Sage Kings and the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty knelt down one after another: "The ministers are not able to protect you, please punish the officials."

Is the official family the kind of indiscriminate king?He said helplessly: "What do you look like crying? When did I ever say that I would punish you to run naked in Bianliang city?"

Civil and military officials: "...!!"

Zhan Zhao: "..."

Bai Yutang: "..."

The two of them looked at each other, and inexplicably felt a sense of sympathy for each other in their hearts.

So the matchmaker from the official family, heck, this play is not without a positive spirit. After all, everything has two sides.However, after such an experience, the spirit of the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty completely stopped. The Eight Sage Kings were also extremely annoyed, and they didn't care about their dignity. I like to play around, but this is about the body of the dragon, about the affairs of the country and the country, how can the officials be so trifling? If there is any mistake in the officials, how can I be worthy of the ancestors and the true sect?"

Civil and military officials are also concerned, but, when the Eight Sage King mentioned Zhenzong, they still couldn't help but roll their eyes a little in their hearts.Come on, how do you think officials are so "playful"?If there was no Zhenzong's bottomless pampering and protection, why would the officials be so "playful" since childhood?People are #重子如杀子#, Zhenzong is drowning like killing ministers!

The official seemed to know that he was restraining himself, he looked at the Eighth Wise King sincerely, and said sincerely: "Isn't there an eighth uncle here?"

Not good, the Eight Sage Kings may be defeated!

Usually, how many ministers are so angry that they want to go to heaven, and they just quit the job, but looking at the officials who have been on the throne for 11 years, has anyone really successfully resigned?No, the officials sometimes just look at you like that, you don’t need to say anything, you surrender, not to mention that the officials have also resorted to a big killer move, the eight sage kings can stand up, they are real warriors!

The Eighth Wise King...he didn't stand up. "Oh, I just hope there won't be a next time."

"Okay." The official agreed obediently, and when it was over, the official touched his chin, "Uncle Ba, I have been thinking about a question ever since Young Master Bai appeared. Could it be that my domineering spirit is not enough? Mistaking it for me?"

The Baxian King finally understood what was wrong before, and he was about to kneel immediately, but he heard the official say: "That's why I said, 'Isn't there an eighth uncle?', the eighth uncle, you are my substitute, just like It’s a straw man like a straw man who is used by the folks as a demon’s stand-in.”

Eight Sage King: "..." Bai was moved, but Eight Sage King also knew in his heart that the officials were giving him a step down, but there were so many fucks on the steps, there really were only so many!

Generally speaking, officials have special skills in turning enemies into friends. After Bai Yutang personally learned about the origin of Zhan Zhao's title of 'Royal Cat' in detail, his original grievances disappeared immediately, and there was a little more. A little bit of sympathy.The battle between the Five Rats and the Royal Cat ended before it really started, but the seeds of the flower of friendship were quietly planted. Of course, when Bai Yutang Bai Wuye saw the real little white mouse raised by the young hero Zhan Zhaozhan, Whether the flower of friendship can still bloom quietly is another matter.

Seeing that Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang were progressing smoothly, the official regretted it in his heart. He was really bored. If he had known earlier, he would have skipped killing each other and entered the stage of loving each other (?).However, the official family has the aura of heaven and earth, and is the darling of heaven. Just after he was talking about being bored, there was a message from his business network, which made the official family's eyes shine.

What is this message?Do you still remember the "Prince" in Tanuki for Prince 24 years ago?That's him.But what is it all about?Let's listen to the next chapter.