The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

For Zhan Zhao, Bao Zheng shouted the title that he could not bear it any longer, it was like a bolt from the blue. The country's Majesty, not to mention that they called brothers and sisters before, this is really——

Zhan Zhao inevitably took half a step back, unbelievable.After reading the novel, "Brother Zhan, why are you so surprised? I once hinted to you my identity." The official family was still content with being "revealed", and did not change their self-proclaimed from "I" to "Zhen".

Master Bao can’t be said to be #滚花有情，流水无意# Ah, cough.

Zhan Zhao was still in shock and hadn't fully returned to his senses, so he blurted out when he first heard this: "Why did you hint at that?"

"Did I ever suggest that you call me an official?" It's easy for officials to tease people, because when officials in the palace talk about it, the people talk about it, and it's usually used as a room between husband and wife. , wife to husband.

As soon as these words came out, Master Bao, Mr. Gongsun and Nan Xia were all petrified.

"Oh, I was just joking." Fortunately, the official's morals still have some surplus, probably, "Brother Zhan, don't take it seriously, otherwise I will feel troubled."

Zhan Zhao's face was red and white, and Bao Zheng, who couldn't stand the official's sloppy attitude, called the official again, and the official suddenly realized: "I understand what Bao Qing's family means, and it's time to eat gone."

Bao Zheng: "..."

The corner of Master Bao’s mouth twitched. Otherwise, how can we say “distance produces beauty”. Bao Zheng had never been an official in Bianliang before, and when he was working abroad, he heard all about how wise and powerful the officials are, how they strategize, how they are civilized and virtuous. Unexpectedly, waiting to see the true face of the official family, the image of the high-ranking official family collapsed very quickly in his heart.In addition, to adapt to the godly logic of the government, and to play cards so and so not according to the routine, Mr. Bao still needs to temper it, saying that the opportunity will come——

As soon as the official's words fell, the courtyard was surrounded by the Imperial Forest Army. Immediately afterwards, two rows of well-trained and orderly palace men came in, all of them with solemn expressions. It seemed that the visitors were not friendly.

Zhan Zhao subconsciously touched his Juque sword, and the official tilted his head slightly to look at it: "Why are you on guard? Do you think I'm here to arrest you? If so, what do you think the crime is? Frivolity I?"

Bao Zheng: "..." This official joke is really not funny!

Zhan Zhao: "..." As one of the parties involved, Zhan Zhao's mood was even more complicated, especially the piercing gazes of the courtiers who were not squinting after hearing the official's nonsensical words made Nan Xia Zhan Zhao They were all on their backs, especially the housekeeper who served in front of the official's house when he met the official's private visit in Weifu, and now it seems to be the inner eunuch of the palace.What was the situation of the inner eunuch at that time, and those who talked nonsense with the officials were basically the same as each other, okay?Why is he still casting such a knife-like gaze?what is this? # Help relatives do not help management #?

The officials waved their hands, and the two rows of palace people were in full swing...the courtyard was cleaned, but in the time for a cup of tea, the courtyard, which could only be called ordinary, was immediately replaced with shotguns, and the floor was so clean that it would shine. The meals are also set up.Afterwards, the palace people receded like running water. If it wasn't for the imperial meals in front of them and the tidy courtyard, it would be as if they had never been here before, and their quality is gone.

The official sat down with extraordinary posture. Seeing that Bao Zheng, Zhan Zhao and Gongsun Ce were not moving, he blinked his eyes: "Are you waiting for Aunt Li, the cook in the Kaifeng mansion, to prepare a meal for you to eat? I advise you or Don't wait, Mrs. Li is going to make soy sauce, and she won't be back until dinner. So, sit down and eat together, don't worry, I won't charge you for the meal."

Bao Zheng: "..."

Zhan Zhao: "..."

Gongsun Ce: "..."

"Grumbling--"

"I heard that Bao Qing's family's stomach is rumbling." Obviously it was the official's own imitation of the hungry stomach sound, but he opened his eyes and told nonsense and beat him up, making Bao Zheng and the three of them embarrassingly embarrassing.At this time, there is really nothing to say, just follow what the officials say, otherwise who knows what else the old man can say to make people "powerless".

It was harmonious—it really depends on whose point of view it is—after a meal, the official sat on the main seat and began to talk leisurely: "In this situation, I can't help but think of a sentence Here comes the poem."

Bao Zheng and the others were naturally all ears, and then they heard half a line of the official's poem "Feeling warm and thinking about lust". They almost knocked their heads on the dining table, but the official didn't notice it, and said very logically: "So, Xiong Fei, would you like to——what kind of look do you have? I am asking Xiong Fei if he is willing to become an official in the court? Oh, I understand. You think I want to ask Xiong Fei if he is willing to enter the palace as a concubine? Sure enough The benevolent see benevolence and the wise see wisdom."

Bao Zheng: "..."

Gongsun Ce: "..."

Zhan Zhao's face turned white and red again, and he immediately stood up and cupped his fists and said, "Zhan Zhao is afraid that his skills will not be astonishing, but that he will disappoint the expectations of the officials and Mr. Bao's kind wishes."

This is a polite refusal, but the logic of the official is so strange, he frowned and said in puzzlement: "When did we have a good understanding?"

Zhan Zhao: "?"

"I never said what I expected of you, Xiong Fei, why do you feel that you will live up to my expectations, Xiong Fei, but you are too full?" The official showed a very connotative expression of "I understand", Combined with what the official said earlier, "feeling full of warmth and thinking about lust", the connotation of this is self-evident. Zhan Zhao knows that this person is a majestic emperor, but he still can't help but gnash his teeth and reply: "of course not."

"I believe in you." The official said leisurely, but even if this is affirmative, it has a different meaning no matter how you listen to it. Zhan Zhao is really helpless, and the next moment the official starts another topic : "Speaking of which, I would also like to thank you, Xiong Fei. Thank you for saving Baoqing's family from danger several times, so that I will not lose a pillar of talent; thank you for your chivalry and righteousness, and for saving the people of Song Dynasty. From my point of view, when my people are in danger, it is not the government that rescues them, but the people in the Jianghu. For the country and the people"! Therefore, I sincerely hope that you, Xiong Fei, can set an example. I also know that you don't want to be involved with the court as a person in the rivers and lakes. I have also considered this point. You accept it. The official position granted, you can follow Bao Qing's family in Kaifeng Mansion, #士为朋友者死#, how about it?"

The officials are usually not so serious, so the civil and military of the Manchu Dynasty often grab the land with their heads. Now that they are serious, it is the real killer. Not to mention that the main sensationalist Zhan Zhao is very moved, but the incidental sensationalist Because of Bao Zheng's "talent of pillars" and the self-analysis of the officials, the image of the officials who were about to collapse in his heart was not only restored to its original state, but also raised a bit.

The officials knew if there was one as soon as they made a move, and Zhan Zhao willingly became a fourth-rank imperial guard with a sword, working in Kaifeng Mansion.Of course, #天下无免费的吃吃#, the official changed the subject and said: "In view of your special nature, Xiong Fei, I think it is necessary for me to give you a special title, so that others will know You are special. Don't be nervous, even if you are my confidante, I will not give you the title "Concubine Zhao"."

Zhan Zhao: "..." What kind of mess is this all about!Therefore, it is necessary for Zhan Daxia, who is male, to remind the officials that he is a man, not a "beauty"!

——Wait, Zhan Daxia, is this your focus?It seems that this is also a point.

The official knew the mistake and corrected it, "A confidant is just a confidant, so you swear to die for me? I am so moved."

Zhan Zhao: "..." Is it too late for him to regret it now?It's a pity that it's too late, the officials have already started to think about the title, he looked at the peony flowers on Zhan Zhao's temples—yes, Zhan Zhao was awkward at first with the hairpin behind his ears, but then so many unexpected things happened , so he also forgot about it——with a flash of light in his eyes, the living room was filled with brilliance, and he said the title in a flash of inspiration: "Yu Meow, those two children said that Xiong Fei and They get along well, and they recognize you as a friend of the meow clan, so they call you royal meow."

The other people here were slow to realize that the two children the official said were referring to the two cats who came to present flowers to the official, but meowing or something, it's too unwritten, Bao Zheng asked tentatively: "Officer You are talking about royal cats?"

"It's not Yu Meow."

——Yes, after so many years, the officials still seem to be confused about the words "meow" and "cat".

Bao Zheng and the others, especially Zhan Zhao, were deeply silent, and they couldn't correct the official's lisp, so the matter was settled like this.After waiting for the officials to drive back to the palace, Zhan Zhao was silent for a while and bowed to Bao Zheng: "Thank you, Mr. Zhan Zhao."

Look, how destructive the government is, it's really...not easy for people to show up as heroes just to be called Yumao instead of Yumeow.

Bao Zheng was also tired, so Gongsun Ce just bowed his head and drank tea without speaking, but when Zhan Zhao said goodbye and left, he suddenly stopped him, and Zhan Zhao was puzzled: "Mr. Gongsun, is there something else?"

Gongsun Ce pointed to his ear, and Zhan Zhao suddenly remembered the peony flower that the official had put behind his ear. Thinking that he had worn it all the way, his face flushed immediately, and he turned around and left without being polite. After entering the door, I took down the peony flower, and when I was about to throw the flower aside in anger, I looked up again and met the green eyes of the yellow cat on the wall, and I was stunned for a moment, without looking away .

The official Jinkouyu said that Zhan Zhao is a "friend of the cat clan", which is like an imperial decree to the cat clan, so the yellow-flowered cat who owns a few streets near Kaifeng Mansion as a territory, made a representative to express his respect for Zhan Zhao Welcome.It rushed down and meowed a few times, and after a while, a alive and kicking mouse was brought up by its little brothers, and it was a rare white mouse.The yellow cat came to Zhan Zhao with the white mouse in its mouth, put the white mouse down, and pushed in Zhan Zhao's direction with its paw: "Meow~"

Zhan Zhao: "...for me?"

The yellow cat didn't give Zhan Zhao half a smile this time, it nimbly jumped onto the stone table next to it, used the stone table as a seesaw to jump onto Zhan Zhao's shoulder, and stretched out its paws as if "the cat is very comforting" to pat it. Patted Zhan Zhao's shoulder, "Meow meow meow~"

Zhan Zhao couldn't understand what the yellow cat was saying, and he couldn't meow, but the anthropomorphic movements of the yellow cat made him feel quite novel, and he thought of it and the black cat sending peonies to the official's house before. I wondered in my heart whether the cats also know how to look at the dishes?

But after the yellow cat made such a fuss, Zhan Zhao's mood became much clearer. He wasn't such a petty person in the first place, but after the yellow cat left, he looked at the living white mouse under his feet. It looks much better than ordinary gray mice, but what is he going to do with this white mouse?Of course it would not be slaughtered and eaten, so the white mouse was released.

But it's also weird, the white mouse didn't sneak away before, let alone now, it just stuck to Zhan Zhao.It's also not stupid, it knows very well that even if it escapes, it will still be a meal for the cats in two days, so why not just follow this human being recognized by the big cat, at least you can hold your life no?To put it in a poem, it is #Freedom Sincerely Precious, Life is More Valuable#.

Zhan Zhao was soft-hearted, so he had no choice but to keep the white mouse that depended on him.

I don't know if this incident is very predictable, because there is such a white mouse that has turned into a human in Jianghu, bah, it is a man with the surname of Bai known as the "Golden Mouse", because Zhan Zhao Yumao's The title and unilaterally married him, and at this time he was heading towards Bianliang City.

——The game of cat and mouse is about to be staged, please look forward to it.

The author has something to say:

In addition, since Brother Qing has multiple personalities, I feel that integrity and so on are all floating clouds, and in the Three Kingdoms chapter, Brother Qing is a man disguised as a woman, and Mo Niang's appearance was stillborn, so now there are two ways to make up for it. They are all extra episodes of The Goldfishes of the British Empire: 1. All members have a sex change, not just the apple pie, and the rest remain unchanged;

2. The camps of the three Sherlock Holmes brothers and Mo Niang are reversed, which means that Holmes is a villain and Mo Niang is the detective of Scotland Yard or something.

Let's see which one you like, anyway, it's all about morality gone.