The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

This monk, named Dashi Boundless and Daoist Miaomiao, was sent by Jing Huan to the mortal world #细缘Anyway#, it really makes sense, the so-called "chaos" and "righteousness" are what Jing Huan thinks Chaos and righteousness.

Back then, the incident between Shenying's waiter and Crimson Pearl Immortal Grass was just a police fantasy to curry favor with the Nuwa Empress behind Shenying's waiter. Just imagine that Crimson Pearl Immortal Herb was born on the bank of the Ling River, and there was never a lack of nectar.The nectar irrigation by Shenying's waiter was just superfluous, but it just added a cause and effect to the two of them.

After Shenying's waiter came down to earth, Jing Huan continued to be a demon one after another, tossing out what kind of twelve hairpins. Originally, she had some abilities, but somehow, Jia Yuanchun in the twelve hairpins returned to her soul early. Hate God.

Jing Huan was taken aback, he didn't expect something to go wrong, so he asked Yi Monk to find out the reason together.

One monk and one are really reluctant, but whoever makes Jing Huan stronger than them in mana, they have to be driven by Jing Huan.But when they traced back to the source, they realized that things were not that simple. Then Jia Yuanchun died in the palace, where the real dragon emperor sat in the palace. How could a monk dare to go in? Who knows where these dragon sons and phoenixes are? This is a great immortal in the sky who came down to experience it.

Jia Yuanchun's early death was just the beginning, and everything was messed up afterwards. Lin Daiyu, who was originally the reincarnation of the fairy Jiangzhu, should have entered Jia's mansion to repay her tears after her mother died. Lin Ruhai is living well, why would she send her only daughter into the muddy waters of Jia's mansion?

Jia's mansion never had fire cooking oil and flowers blooming brocade, it just fell down, so sister Lin went to Jia's mansion without sister Lin, and when Xue's family came to Beijing, Aunt Xue didn't live in her sister Mrs. Wang's in-law's house, but She went to her own natal family, so there was no Xue Lin "the king sees the king", let alone "this sister I have met before".

One monk and the other two are not well, they are suffering, but Jing Huan that woman is a #standtalking不油痛#, she dislikes them for not working hard, 呔, #你行你上#!

This monk appeared bitterly at the entrance of Tongluo Street, and he was actually going towards Lin Ruhai, but he would have been caught by a table of people at the entrance of the alley with golden light—of course it was not just golden, His Royal Highness The purple qi came from the east, so as a prince, Tu Zong naturally had the body protected by the dragon qi - he blinded the titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.One monk and one Taoist deeds are not enough to see at all, so what is the best way to say #喵着走开起#.

One monk and the other feel bitter, and as the saying goes, #Where there is oppression there is resistance#.So #Get Up!People who don’t want to be slaves#, #我们中国国家的声道，who is willing to be slaughtered like pigs and sheep#, we are united as one to bring down the illusionism!Cough cough, in short, a monk secretly sold the police illusion, they went to the teacher's "accident investigation report" and made a list of suspects. Seng Yiyi didn't say that Daqiantui's merits and virtues are immeasurable, #巨气外流#, encouraged the Jinghuan who didn't practice himself but always wanted to go through the back door to find trouble for Daqiantui.

In fact, they succeeded.

Jing Huan's IQ is not the kind that is slightly touching, she just kicked a big piece of iron, and there is really no one like Da Chitose who has immeasurable merits and virtues, except him.

As a result, the police fantasized that they could not tear Da Chitose up, but were torn up by Da Chitose instead.Jing Huan is the lower realm of the avatar, and when the avatar is destroyed, the main body also suffers serious backlash.What are you talking about at this time, #值你病要你生活#, in the Lihentian on the level of Jinghuan, there is more than one monk who hates Jinghuan. The child has fallen from the top of the food chain of Lihentian to the bottom. It can't be said that it's not #hard work for hundreds of years.

Lower bound

Tu Ze blinked his big eyes, propped his chin, put himself like a flower, and stared at his father beside the bed: "Father, are you dreaming? Have you dreamed of me, your sweetheart? "

Gu Qing's black hair was scattered on the porcelain pillow, and the sharpness in the corners of his eyes hadn't completely faded away. He remembered the alarm illusion in his dream, and smiled: "No, I dreamed of a torturer."

Tu Ze immediately yelled: "What, Dad, you actually dreamed of a #精人的小鬼#!"

Gu Qing restrained the sharpness in his eyes, sat up and looked lightly at Tu Ze who was speaking surprisingly, and uttered a subtle single voice: "You have indeed reached such an age." After finishing speaking, he sighed affectionately, In the same tone, he asked Tu Ze, who blinked faster: "Are the erotic pictures good-looking?"

His Royal Highness, the grandson of the emperor, is a bear who can talk to his grandfather about his father's sex life, so it would be embarrassing for his father to know that he was looking at erotic pictures.Now that he was pointed out by his father, His Royal Highness showed a soft smile at Da Qiantui, and sat down on Da Qiantui's bed, as if he wanted to have a long talk with Gu Qing: "Father, what about me?" Just purely curious about the painting style of erotic pictures, and then from the classification, such as freehand, realistic; folk, court; our country, foreign; double, multiple, and more curious, etc. List the similarities and differences."

So His Royal Highness is not looking at the little yellow picture, but doing academic research, and now he is going to have an academic exchange with his father.

Da Chitose raised his eyebrows slightly, and said slowly: "Then can I understand that you have already read a lot of erotic pictures? And you are ready to turn theory into practice?"

After Tu Ze started #少子身卫护战#, up to now the erotic pictures that have been viewed in the expo #以魔攻露#, he immediately exaggerated: "Father, didn't I tell you that the erotic pictures I studied are not only of men and women Do you encourage me to try others too?"

Da Chitose was very enlightened, he stretched out his hand and patted his son's shoulder: "It's just as long as you are happy."

Tu Ze didn't know what he thought of, so he shook again, but this time he was sincere, and immediately changed his words: "I was just telling a bad joke, Dad, if you are serious, you will lose."

Gu Qing sighed, "No wonder you're just a goldfish."

Tu Ze is very good at drawing inferences: "Father, do you mean that if I turn theory into practice, I can #象鱼跳龙门# in one fell swoop? Could it be that you——" He widened his eyes in horror.

Da Chitose smiled slightly, and a hundred flowers bloomed: "Did I say that there is a connection between the contexts? And assuming that it is related, why don't you think it's just a cold joke, Ze, if you are serious, you will lose."

Tu Ze: "..."

——So, His Royal Highness is on #攻略死#, you still have to learn...

You'd be too young to think that this is the end of a erotic-centered scholarly exchange.

I think that Tu Ze, who was only five years old and had not yet advanced to become a bear baby, offered a questionnaire survey on such a profound question as "How did I get here?" and successfully molested the most powerful person in the Liang Dynasty. That pinch.Now he's #comeback#——

After the Great Court Meeting, the chief assistant of the cabinet, Shen Yingshen, was walking out of the Golden Palace while talking with Xue Wenquan, the Minister of the Ministry of household affairs, when he heard voices calling him a few times, he immediately felt the unwarranted "tightening curse" on his head tightened, You don't need to think about who it is. Of course, there are only a few who can call him by his name. He grinned and said to Xue Wenquan: "You don't think I heard His Highness call me—"

Before he finished speaking, Xue Wenquan responded for him: "Your Highness, Ziying has already heard you call him."

Shen Ziying: "..." What about the trust between people?

After he was called by His Royal Highness to be behind a pillar to block other people's curious gazes, it was #挥耳盗铃# who blocked him.The corner of Master Shen's mouth twitched as he looked at the emperor's grandson's "thug eyebrows and mouse eyes" posture, and already had a very bad premonition in his heart: "Your Highness, is there anything you can't just say?"

Tu Ze's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and he patted Mr. Shen on the shoulder, "I am very relieved" and said: "Old Shen, I didn't expect you to be so enlightened that you would be willing to talk about erotic pictures with me openly. Well, since you are crying and begging me so much, then I will do what I can—” He walked out as he spoke, and Shen Ziying didn’t care about his dignity—please, if there is no such inferiority to stop him, Tu Ze Princess Zhou, who was beaten in a sack, didn't know such a brat, she just covered Tuze's mouth, and when she let go, she was about to kneel down: "Hey, little ancestor, we're fine now." ,real."

Tu Ze touched his chin: "I just said it's more exciting to be sneaky like this, after all #家花无野花香# Well."

Shen Ying: "..." Is this common saying used in this way?

Then Tu Ze took out a notepad and a pencil out of nowhere: "Then, old Shen, please tell me the names and contents of the three most impressive erotic pictures in your memory."

Shen Ying: "..." What kind of nonsense question is this!This is even more difficult to answer than national affairs, isn't it?Why is it his turn?Wait, "Are you brainstorming?"

"Of course, you're not the first, and you're not the last."

Mr. Shen got the balance inexplicably. He answered His Royal Highness's question with a blushing face. Fortunately, His Highness still had some shame and integrity, so he let Mr. Shen go after asking such a question.When the other colleagues turned around and asked Mr. Shoufu, Shen Ziying replied meaningfully: "Your Highness asked me a very profound question, and you should be prepared. As for the question, it is really inconvenient for me to disclose it." Damn, call you No companion love, hehe.

——But Mr. Shen, are you sure you won't be beaten to death after everyone is questioned?

Next, in the corners of the imperial city, His Royal Highness and important ministers can be seen "talking happily" everywhere. As for the questions asked, there are many kinds of questions, such as "Tell me five erotic pictures that impress you the most" name of the artist and the name of the artist”; “Do you like the style of erotic paintings with subtle beauty or unrestrained beauty”; , don't lie, His Royal Highness can see it!

The imperial city ushered in another wave of #呵病病#, until someone dubbed this matter a big hat of "destroying the foundation of the Liang Dynasty" and revealed it to Emperor Yongning, which brought about the first vigorous and vigorous battle of the Liang Dynasty. About the beginning of ideological emancipation.

Hmm, so the new revolution sparked by erotica?