The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

His Royal Highness, who was kneeling in the Taimiao, felt as if he had kicked a rabbit in his heart all the way. He kept jumping wildly. He was really overjoyed at that time. I was still thinking about how to be cute so that his father would #高高挥接，很定下去#.

Over there, Princess Zhou, who already knew what her son had done, raised her eyebrows when she saw Tu Ze: "Isn't this His Royal Highness the Emperor's Grandson who knelt in the Taimiao for three hours?" The gloating could not be more obvious.

Tu Ze immediately began biubiu to shoot X-ray waves at Zhou Wangfei, "Mother, you went to the Second Emperor's house today, and the Second Emperor invited you to the theater. You couldn't push it and went, and you also met the Third Emperor. Aunt Wu Huang didn't go, so Aunt II stabbed you again? And you didn't stab back on the spot because of your virtuous and virtuous image, am I right?" He looked at Gu Qing after he finished speaking, begging for a tiger to touch.

Gu Qing said slowly: "That's why you told your grandpa that you like men?"

Concubine Zhou's cup was overturned at the moment, and she felt that she couldn't turn her head around.

Tu Ze complacently said: "I know Grandpa Huang's temperament very well. Thousands of mistakes are the faults of others. If I say I like men, Grandpa Huang will wonder who made me such a red-haired girl." Miao has been taught badly, and I want to pick up the second uncle who has caused a lot of trouble recently because of an actor. Alas, I am actually quite annoyed by some people. I always don’t reflect on myself when I am wronged, but I am jealous of others. But the mother and concubine Ah, think about it in another direction, #不被人恩离的是尚才#, the second emperor’s aunt is envious and jealous of you, which means that you are not a mediocre person through and through, which is worthy of congratulations, right?"

Concubine Zhou stepped forward and grabbed Tu Ze's ear, twisting it half a circle: "You're tall!"

Tu Ze cried out, "It hurts, hurts."

Concubine Zhou quickly put down the hand that twisted his ears, "I haven't tried hard yet."

Tu Ze flinched and hid beside Gu Qing: "I mean my knee hurts."

Concubine Zhou was angry and funny at once, and at the end she was a little weirdly moved. After all, her bear baby knew how to turn a corner to vent her anger on her.I haven't finished being moved yet, when I moved my ears, I heard Tu Ze touching his chin and muttering: "To be honest, the second emperor's aunt and the second emperor's uncle are incompatible and divorced, and she said that she stabbed the mother and concubine for the second emperor's uncle. It doesn’t make sense, and the frequency of the second emperor’s aunt inviting his mother and concubine to watch operas, listen to music, and enjoy flowers has increased by [-]% compared to last month. Well, it’s possible that the second emperor’s aunt was in the process of assassinating the mother and concubine #何恨生爱# It's not impossible. Although the concubine mother's IQ is always low, she can still pretend to be virtuous and virtuous. If I remember correctly, the second emperor's mother passed away when she was young. , father married a step-wife again, according to the evaluation of the step-mother in the statistics, the second emperor’s aunt misses her biological mother more and more, so it’s understandable that Oedipus complex arises from this. The above are all my speculations, if the words are purely coincidental.”

Princess Zhou wanted to kill this brat, and in fact, she really did.

Seeing this, Tu Ze had already started to run outside. He was kneeling and injured his knee and couldn’t run fast. But when Princess Zhou chased him out, Tu Ze was pulling his skateboard out of the flowers, and Prince Zhongrui’s mansion began to stage the Nth #猫Catching mice#, the palace people are quite calm, what to do.

Gu Qing slightly raised his eyebrows, turned around and went to the front study.

After waiting for half an hour, His Royal Highness, the grandson of the emperor, who is less than one person and more than ten thousand people, was carried in. He lay on the couch for a long time, but he didn't see his father come to coax him. He rubbed the corners of his eyes and squeezed The corner of the pillow hummed with a choked voice: "Little cabbage, the ground is yellow, poor Aze is like a grass."

Gu Qing rested his chin on his hands and watched poor Aze directing and acting himself. He felt embarrassed watching him, and put his head into the pillow and moaned. Then Gu Qing said slowly: "I said that I want you to greet me about my sex life." And punish you? That's right, the bitter trick you planned to provoke your concubine on purpose to make your concubine beat you up is completely unnecessary."

The palace of the emperor who was beaten by Bai was suddenly incompetent, but his father did not give him physical training, but the spiritual blow was not over yet: "Answer your previous question, your five emperors My aunt went, but she stayed for a while before she had to leave, I think a side concubine in her mansion was finally diagnosed as pregnant."

Tu Ze got up slowly, there was no trace of tears on his little face: "Finally?"

"Oh, I think she has been pregnant for four months. Obviously, your Fifth Emperor Uncle didn't know about it and spent the night in her room." Gu Qing lazily added, "This is probably the concubine's concubine today. There is no reason to go to the opera with your fifth aunt."

His Royal Highness, the Emperor Taisun, has seen the boy... boy who has seen #花花居斗斗#, and he quickly understood the reason, "She wants to announce the good news when everyone is around, so as not to encounter any accidents in the future, #被恶造想症# too It's serious, it's boring." It caused him to make a mistake, which is unforgivable.

Da Chitose, who has seen through everything, looked down at Tu Ze: "My dear son, this is not the only mistake you made, and yes, you are still a goldfish, the most special goldfish in this world. So , think about how to deal with the nurturing nuns sent by your imperial grandfather to teach you the knowledge of growth biology, and the following hordes of palace ladies who let you give you the first experience of pure body. Why are you so surprised ? Don’t you know your grandpa’s temperament very well?”

After Da Chitose finished speaking, he showed a loving smile towards #万万想想#'s son, His Royal Highness, the grandson of the emperor, wanted to be quiet.

His Royal Highness Huang Taisun secretly launched #少子身给护战#, waiting for a period of time with high morale, but did not see groups of tigress coming to eat him, so I couldn’t hold back my curiosity so I asked him how omnipotent daddy.Gu Qing showed a more loving expression, "Did I tell you that something is about to happen?"

Tu Ze: "...Father, you lied to me!"

Gu Qing slightly raised his eyebrows: "Huh?"

Tu Ze tilted his head back to carefully observe his father's expression, and finally asked in frustration, "Is there not?"

"'Sex education' will happen sooner or later, don't worry, Aze." Gu Qing stroked Tuze's hair to 'comfort' him, but Tuze was not comforted at all, and heard his father say: "Look You are looking forward to it so much, maybe you can give your grandfather a hint and confirm the specific date?"

Tu Ze: "...Daddy, I was wrong QWQ"

Gu Qing seemed unmoved: "So?"

Tu Ze showed a sunflower-like smiling face at his father, and said very righteously: "Since you know your mistake, you will correct it. A Ze has finished apologizing, so father, let's go to Tongluo Street to eat wontons."

——His Royal Highness's strategy is this: I was wrong, I apologize, and then it's nothing to do with me.Thick-skinned enough, which is fine.

Gu Qing had had enough teasing, so she #微指挖，高高去下#, and the father and son went out in their normal clothes.

When he arrived at Tongluo Street, His Royal Highness found a very serious problem. He came out without a purse, and looked at his father with big eyes blinking.Gu Qing couldn't see any flaws in his expression and said: "What's the matter? Didn't you say that you want to invite me to eat wontons?"

Tu Ze immediately slapped his chest: "Don't worry Dad, I'd rather starve myself than starve you Dad."

Gu Qing said casually: "Really?"

"Of course, Father, I have long wanted to play #卖身冲夫#, bah, it’s #我卖身just for my father to eat a bowl of fragrant and hot wonton#. Wow, maybe this will happen again His name will go down in history, and he has become the No.20 Five Filial Piety that touched the world, my God, I am touched by my own filial piety." Tu Ze seemed really eager to try, following this pair of Daliang Dynasty is not to say the most honorable, but it is also about to be the most honorable. The housekeepers and guards behind the distinguished father and son all had black lines.If they let His Royal Highness the Emperor Taisun sell himself to bury his father today, bah, they would sell themselves to buy wontons, don't wait for tomorrow, they will find a rope to kill themselves tonight!

The handsome Ochitose smiled slightly and said, "I'm looking forward to it."

——Ah hey, Da Chitose, don't add fuel to the fire!

His Royal Highness began to roll up his sleeves, and the housekeeper and guards raised their hearts in their throats. Suddenly, His Royal Highness's eyes lit up: "Father, I saw Third Uncle, let's go fight the autumn wind!"

——Ah hey, is that how to beat the autumn wind?Can you find a father and son who are richer than the two of you in the world?

The third uncle that Tu Ze mentioned was the third son of Emperor Yongning, Tu Zan, who was now enshrined as the Prince of Loyalty and was now working in the Ministry of Household Affairs.He was really not alone, he was accompanied by Xue Wenquan, Shangshu of the Household Department, Lin Hai, the left servant of the Household Department, and Zhou Bin, the right servant of the Household Department. He was here for a private meeting in the restaurant.

Tu Zun's expression of experience in recent years has become more and more gone. He was talking with Xue Wenquan when he heard a very lively and energetic voice: "Third Uncle, my dear Third Uncle, my generous Third Uncle, my nephew wants to You are dead!"

The old-fashioned Tu Yan was thinking about how to be so unrestrained, when he saw Xue Wenquan subconsciously covering his face, he suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart, and the next moment he was hugged by a bear boy, and his face was still covered After a few clicks, Tu Bian couldn't bear it anymore and immediately scolded in anger, "What kind of dignity is it!"

"Carrying a bucket? I didn't come here with a bucket, Third Uncle." Tu Ze blinked his big moist eyes with a dazed expression on his face.

Tu Zan: "..."

Xue Wenquan is an important minister in the Daqiantui team, and Zhou Bin is the son of Princess Zhou's natal family. They are all acquaintances, except for Lin Hai, the newly transferred left servant of the household department. Mr. Lin, whose name is Ruhai, is still very new, and his expression is a little bit awkward at the moment. Not in place anymore.Xue Wenquan lamented in his heart that His Royal Highness the Emperor Taisun #恶人不追#, and had to fake a cough on his face to remind His Highness the Emperor Taisun who was pretending to be stupid, and then Lin Ruhai, Lord Lin witnessed #一种引格格#, Bah, he changed into His Highness in a second: Tu Ze, who was a scoundrel one moment, stood still with his hands behind his back the next moment, his starry eyes swept over Lin Ruhai, "I think you are the left servant of the household department."

Lin Ruhai hurriedly bowed his waist: "This minister is right."

Tu Zesheng's lips are red and his teeth are white, his appearance is elegant, and he can bluff people by pretending. Just like now, he looked at Lin Ruhai again and said: "I was born in Yangzhou. I lost my wife in my early years and never remarried. Now I have a daughter under my knees, eleven or twelve years old. Aged, very aura. Well, it's a bit late to say happy birthday now, don't you mind?"

His Royal Highness the Emperor Taisun was so down-to-earth, Lin Ruhai didn't dare to mind, he hurriedly said that he didn't dare.

During the whole game, Xue Wenquan and Zhou Bin looked at each other and drew this conclusion from each other's expressions.At this time, His Royal Highness, the emperor's grandson, who had just finished pretending, waved his fist childishly: "You two know that I'm right again, so you two should help pay for the meal this time."

Xue Wenquan & Zhou Bin: "..." They were also shot while lying down.

Tu Zan: "..." Daliang Dynasty's century-old reputation.

Lin Ruhai: "..." His Royal Highness's idioms are not very good... right?

At this time, Da Chitose came leisurely, stood there and nodded slightly, with a compelling manner, not only Tu Zan became admired, even the three top leaders of the household department also restrained their postures and became respectful.

Only His Royal Highness the Emperor Taisun was not disturbed, he smiled like a sunflower: "So let's go eat delicious and hot wontons~"

This fragrant and hot wonton is not from any restaurant, but from a wonton stall at the entrance of an alley, the kind of roadside stall.

It's not time for dinner now, and there are not many customers. The wonton seller is an old couple. They obviously know Tu Ze, "Young master brought your father here again?"

"Yes, today there are still my third uncle, the three accountants of my grandpa's house."

Hubu Shangshu and Hubu's left and right servants were reduced to accountants in an instant, but after thinking about it, this analogy is also appropriate.

Of course, they were not the only ones who came here, Gu Qing and Tu Ze followed, and Tu Zan and the others also followed. Now we can see how good their quality is.Da Chitose and His Royal Highness the Emperor Taisun are calm, and they don't say to help clean up the table. Those on the side of Tu Zan want to go and clean up the tables, chairs, benches, and bowls and chopsticks. Where did the rag come from? I put it on my shoulders and pretended to be the second child to serve his father: "This handsome and handsome guest officer, your arrival really makes the small shop flourish. Xiaosheng is really a three-year-old. I am so lucky to meet such a freehand and romantic person like you, I think your kid is also smart and outstanding, everyone loves flowers and sees flowers blooming, right?"

Da Chitose replied in a very face-saving way: "Well, he has strange bones."

Do you think it's hard to live with His Royal Highness the Empress Dowager?You must know that His Highness the Emperor Taisun's self-proclaimed ability has already been perfected: "The bones are so strange, that means he is different, extraordinary, Xiaosheng knows it."

I understand your size!

Tu Zan, who couldn't stand it anymore, almost coughed out his lungs, and the emperor's grandson gave him a straight look: "Third Uncle, why are you still standing?"

Tu Zan: "..." Daliang Dynasty's century-old reputation! !

Xue Wenquan and Zhou Bin adapted well, but Lin Ruhai and Mrs. Lin's heart began to collapse.

After finally eating the delicious and hot wontons, at this time, a monk came from nowhere in the alley, as if he was about to come this way, the cleanliness Da Chitose frowned, and looked over there lightly glanced.With just one glance, the strange monk seemed to be frozen, and when he could move, he turned around and ran away without saying a word.

One monk said: "QWQ" alarm illusions misled me!