The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

Gu Qing told Moriarty about his plan, and Moriarty's reaction was subtle, and he exaggeratedly let out a sigh of relief: "Little Honey, you are still Daddy's Little Honey, what did you just say to save you?" It really scared me."

Gu Qing: "..."

Moriarty blinked, and added: "Honey, your plan is not so much to save Gotham City, but to put Gotham City in your back garden. Dress up as you like. Let me just say, you can't be a pure and decent person."

Gu Qing raised his eyebrows, neither denying nor acknowledging this, probably acquiescing.

Moriarty flattened his mouth: "I think this is the reason why clowns don't want to play with you. Although fighting wits and courage with you will become hearty, this kind of fun is not as fun as playing with bright and decent people." Struggle, and then knock down the light into the darkness to be strong."

Gu Qing said "Hmm", "So, is this the fundamental reason why Mr. Moriarty and Mr. Holmes died in love in the parallel universe?" In the time and space where Gu Qing exists, the relationship between Moriarty and Sherlock can also be called Water and fire are incompatible, but not to the point of #不是你死是我浴#, but they know that in the parallel universe, consulting criminals and consulting detectives "died for love" after a battle.

Moriarty: "...Haven't you played enough of this meme?"

"I'm just using it as an example," Gu Qing smiled innocently, and in order to prove that he was really using it as an example, he changed the topic to their current topic, "So you think it's two Mr. Jiufen Will we meet?"

Moriarty said with great interest: "It seems that your rating has not changed, so who do you think will win?"

Gu Qing's smile became reserved: "You have to know that up to now, I have only seen the two of them separately, not to mention that Mr. Napier also wore heavy makeup, which affected my judgment."

Moriarty: "So?"

Gu Qing said nonsense seriously: "Insufficient data, I can't draw a final conclusion."

Moriarty: "...Hmm, it seems you have a high opinion of clowns."

"He's quite interesting, and he has a crazy heart." Although there was only one direct contact, it was enough for Gu Qing to make the most basic judgment, of course for him.Moriarty narrowed his eyes, and just about to say something, Gu Qing approached him and asked him, "You took an order to kill Ficone? Come and tell me, how do you plan to deal with my patient? "

"Um, I have a lot to say to you." Moriarty turned over and pressed Gu Qing under him. He has many ways.

The next day

The second in command of the Gotham City gang has died.

Gordon saw Batman on the roof of the police station and told him about the matter, "Our informant sent news that he was looking for someone to kill Ficone, but he died first himself."

Batman clearly had an impression of Fecconi, whom he had personally destroyed: "Fecconi is in Arkham Asylum now? Is he okay?"

Gordon replied: "I have sent someone to the Arkham Asylum to inquire about the situation, and it should be fine. After all, he is the boss of the gang, and there will always be some people who are loyal to him. Now the rest of the gang are staring at him. position, impatiently thinking about killing him."

Batman chewed "Arkham Sanitarium" in his heart, and inevitably thought of the new dean with low EQ, the corners of his mouth twitched undetectably. "Do you know who did it?"

Gordon frowned: "I know, but it's almost the same as not knowing."

Batman was puzzled: "How do you say that?"

"This guy, murders and sets fires, commits all kinds of crimes, he loves to play drag shows just like you, and he will leave signature cards after committing crimes," Gordon said as he took out an evidence bag, which contained a little ghost card, "No trace was left at the scene of the crime, no fingerprints or DNA. We all call him the clown."

Batman took the evidence bag over, "I will check his details." Speaking of checking the details, the last time he said that he wanted to check the details of the person, it was the new director of the Arkham Asylum, now he knows The family's basic information is there, but there is basically no extra information, that is, the family ring he drew last time did not find the corresponding family.It's still somewhat frustrating, and now this one, I hope it can be found out, Gotham City doesn't need to become more chaotic. "There's no chaos over there, right?"

"They were dividing up the power that Fecone vacated, and now a 'competitor' has died. I'm afraid they won't have time to make trouble outside for a while. Our police station also plans to take advantage of this opportunity to arrange for them to Undercover police officers, try to catch them all as soon as possible.”

Batman nodded, without saying anything more, he jumped down from the rooftop and quickly disappeared into the darkness.

Arkham Sanitarium

Sending off the police who came to inquire, Gu Qing tapped his fingers on the desk, and the next moment Eva's image appeared in the office, along with a certain #游戏User# who pretended to be a policeman and came in to "fish in troubled waters". Images of wild horses running wild in Arkham Sanitarium.

"Don't you think he's getting too carried away, Eva?"

The next moment, the clown who exaggeratedly twisted his hips and sharpened his sword, fell like a dog out of thin air.Before he could get up, Mo, with the alarm bell spinning above his head, killed him and ran over him.The clown quickly got up and started fighting with Mo... Well, even though Mo is in charge of logistics, it doesn't mean he has no fighting value.When the two armies were confronting each other, the clown took out a gun from his pocket, and Mo stared at the pistol. After analyzing the composition of the pistol and its authenticity, it stood motionless in front of the clown.

The clown grins and fires, shooting a small flag from the gun that reads "You're an idiot!" with his signature signature on it.

He himself seemed very proud of his masterpiece, pinching his waist and laughing proudly.

Mo: "→_→" stepped forward and put the clown down, and cleaned his hair again.

Clown: "...that's not good, I don't like washing my hair!"

The clown who didn't like to wash his hair was taken back to Gu Qing's office. He followed the real policeman to question him before, but he stayed outside the door before.Seeing Gu Qing, he waved his hands left and right to greet Gu Qing: "Hi, Mr. Principal."

"Nice to see you again, Jack." Gu Qing smiled softly and harmlessly, "I'm so glad you listened to me, well, I mean use less makeup."

The clown's face twitched, "I don't know if I broke into Arkham this time? I don't like cosmetics, maybe you are willing to give me money directly."

Gu Qing pretended to be puzzled and said: "I thought you didn't like money, #看财销不裂土#, this quality is hard to find in today's flashy society, so I didn't insult you with money, I found a compromise The method gives you what you really need."

"I should have a lot of money. I can spend it as I like. I can buy a real gun instead of just a toy gun." The clown pretended to be pitiful, "So can you let your cleaner Stay away from me, my clothes are all borrowed from others, and I plan to return them."

"I can see it," Gu Qing tilted his head, "if I were to say the policeman whose uniform you borrowed, I would say that his wife is having an affair and is planning to leave him, and he has a puppy who never You can see the fine hair above the knees, probably a beagle, a West Highland Terrier. Also, I can tell you that he has a child, a boy, who is about eight years old in terms of height, and is a very naughty little guy , Look at the oily fingerprints on the police uniform you borrowed, it doesn't seem very obvious, but if it's your wife, you can definitely see it, but she didn't, maybe she saw it and didn't have the heart to help him wash his clothes, this is One of the reasons why I said she was having an affair and was planning to leave him. Oh, by the way, she doesn't like dogs and keeps making her husband think she does, funny isn't it?"

clown:"……"

The clown put his hands behind his back and squinted his mouth: "Why are you telling me this? I went to borrow clothes to wear, but I never cared about this."

"Well, it's probably because I haven't done this kind of thing for a long time, and I miss it a bit. It seems that you don't like me talking with you, fine, I've always been the most understanding, so let's talk about topics you are interested in Alright. Did you kill the guy who hired you?" Gu Qing asked knowingly.

"It's no secret, oh, of course I can tell you more. Although the person who hired me died, I still want to close the deal, so I'm here again!" Clown Saying that, it's as if he's really principled.

"I know, did I say you are not welcome? Didn't you hear? I said 'Nice to see you again'." The expression on Gu Qing's face remained unchanged, and he added: "Of course, if you It would be better to transfer to Arkham Sanatorium without looking at the police station chasing the clown. Although the police station has finally become like a police station now, I have other games to play now, and I am not very interested in the police station Play."

The other games mentioned here are "Escape from Arkham". As for the "Arkham" game with the clown, because the clown doesn't cooperate, no, it is too cooperative, which makes the game less interesting sex.

The clown stomped angrily when he hit the follow-up action again, "I don't really want to play with you anymore."

"I also know this, but I still say the same thing, I like you a little bit, so Arkham Sanatorium has reserved a place for you, and you are welcome to stay at that time." Gu Qing said friendly.

"You're so kind." The clown pulled up a chair, and rode upside down to Gu Qing's desk, with his arms crossed on the back of the chair, and he rested his chin on it, with eyes full of Pure curiosity, "Who do you want me to play with? You've already said that, you must have a candidate in your heart. Well, let me guess. Is it another Mr. Jiufen? You are not so good now Well, I only have nine points?"

Gu Qing said "Oh": "Don't you think the perfect score is [-]? Don't be so naive."

Clown: "... who is he?"

Gu Qing raised his eyebrows: "What do you think?"

The clown shook his head with a puffy face, "Those gangsters, tsk tsk, they don't mean anything other than selling drugs. Ding ding ding, I know who you're talking about. The new little bat, isn't he? I gotta say, he That outfit is really cool, I like it! But he provoked you? Why did you instruct me to deal with him? This is no fun."

Facing the clown's accusation, Gu Qing said slowly, "I like it too."

clown:"?"

"I love how he looks, too, and now I'm glad we still have something in common, as gift-giving friends. By the way, I love your idea of ​​spraying paint from grenades. Since you said Now that I’m here, I’ll tell you frankly that the reason why I let you go to play elsewhere is that I have a cleanliness disorder, and my logistics chief Mo has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and it gets distracted when you come.” Gu Qing When he said something that sounded outrageous, there was absolutely no flaw in his expression, and it gave people the feeling that he was telling the truth.

clown:"……"

Even now, Mo is still staring at the side, the clown stretched out his hand to stroke his hair, and muttered: "You are so self-willed."

"Haven't you heard a word called #有颜仁性#? That's why I earnestly advised you to take good care of yourself."

clown:"……"

The clown was extremely depressed when he left, and there were many reasons for this depression, such as being choked to death by Gu Qing from #不以智理出表#; Mo was chattering beside him; Taking advantage of the weakness, on the contrary, he himself was seen through by the other party, so annoying!

The clown looked down at the dog hair sticking to the trousers of the police uniform he borrowed. He took off the dog hair one by one and cleaned it. When he went to return the clothes to its original owner, he gagged the dog Dog hair, "Oh, now you have a chance not to swallow this dog hair, tell me, your dog is not a West Highland terrier!"

However, the expression of the original owner of the police uniform has already told him the real answer.

"You said that you have a bad dog, you have to keep a beagle. You can't swallow it, so let me help you." The clown poured a glass of water for the dog to swallow, and waited until the police found the missing dog. When the police officer untied the rope for him, he began to scratch his throat and retch, and then... still went to have a stomach lavage.

After knowing this, everyone in the police station felt their stomachs rolling: "This guy is such a pervert!" The impact of this incident was much greater than that of the clown killing the gangster's second-in-command.

As Gu Qing said, the clown took advantage of this incident to turn the police station's attention to the Arkham Sanatorium. He succeeded, and this incident caused Gu Qing a little trouble.It’s not just the police station—of course, the police station in Gotham City has just had a little breeze. The breeze brought by Batman, it’s easy for Gu Qing to deal with them—and the ensuing Batman, no, Bruce Wayne, it's still daytime after all.

Bruce Wayne still looked like a bohemian playboy, he sat on the couch in Gu Qing's office, shrugged and said: "I told my housekeeper Alfred about you, and he kept nagging me I want to talk to you, you know, to express my feelings or something, and I think I should find a serious friend. I don’t think I’m mentally ill, so I’m going to see a psychiatrist, but I really don’t want to hear the housekeeper nagging I have no choice but to come to you to show off. Let’s not talk about your professional issues. I heard that you rebuilt the Arkham Asylum. I’m curious about what you rebuilt. Otherwise, you can show me around alright."

"Perhaps it won't be too late for us to visit after I explain to you that there is no direct correlation between being mentally ill and seeing a psychiatrist. I look forward to seeing you not only as a patient of mine when you leave Arkham Sanitarium , and also became an investor in Arkham Sanatorium." Gu Qing said with a harmless smile.

"I don't think so. If you really want to attract investment, I can write you a check directly. How much do you want?" The rich and self-willed Master Wayne didn't want to reveal himself in front of a psychiatrist with amazing observation skills. The voice of the heart, and then he saw some clues.As he said that, he took out the check book. Anyway, writing checks for anything, since he became a playboy, he couldn't do it more often.

Gu Qing blinked and said, "So you're sending me money?"

Bruce Wayne: "..." That sounds weird.

Gu Qing also seemed to feel that there was a problem, and he added an explanation: "What I mean is, you would rather write me a check so that I don't bother you anymore, and you don't want to open up to me."

Bruce Wayne: "..." This is still weird, he shrugged, "I'm just not interested in the mysterious way of psychiatrists."

"If you really don't want to, I can't force you. Come on, let me show you the reconstructed Arkham Sanatorium, which also uses the latest technology developed by the Wayne Group's scientific research department. I have to say , Mr. Fox is very talented."

Gu Qing is very interested in being a tour guide, but Master Wayne #日理万机#, his new girlfriend(s) wanted to play with him, so he left in a hurry.

After Master Wayne left, Eva appeared in front of Gu Qing: "Master, he left a network interface, do you need to block it?"

"No." This was all caused by the clown. Bruce Wayne wanted to check Arkham's patient files and try to find out the clown's information, but it was difficult to overcome the firewall of the Arkham Sanatorium from the outside, so he just By visiting, a docking interface was placed inside for intrusion.

Gu Qing felt that what he did this time was quite fair. He hinted to the clown that he would find another Mr. Jiufen to play with, and let Bruce Wayne "invade" to check the patient files of the Arkham Sanatorium. It is possible to be impartial to the two Mr. Jiufen, probably.

Looking back, Gu Qing told this matter to the criminal who was also busy with every day, and Moriarty stared at him for a while, then reached out and patted his face: "Oh, dear, you finally found the most suitable faction for you, Daddy is really happy for you. Speaking of which, you are very experienced in this faction, remember? When your two older brothers besieged one of me, didn't you do a good job standing in the middle?"

——The situation at that time really changed the color of the world. Think about Dr. Watson who has three Holmes who are honest and honest at Christmas. Moriarty up and down.No, if there is an analogy, it should be like this: Mycroft, as the British government, makes other countries look pale, Sherlock, as a consulting detective, makes London criminals and Scotland Yard look pale, and Moriah, as a consulting criminal Dee, has his "loyal fans" all over the world.In this way, three people with MAX fighting power come together to fight against each other, which is tantamount to World War III.Gu Qing was sandwiched between them, and it was actually not easy to keep any of them from "non-combat damage".But his brothers, and his boyfriend think otherwise.

And his boyfriend didn't finish his sentence, "Of course, and now, look, it's the same Eva and Mo who push me aside. Take it easy, sweetheart, I don't mean to blame you ah."

Gu Qing: "..."

"Look at you, why don't you talk?"

Gu Qing said slowly: "At first, I thought I could give you some compensation at my discretion, but since you said so, then the compensation can be saved."

Moriarty: "...you're being a little heartless like that, sweetheart."

"I'm kidding you." Gu Qing poked Moriarty's bulging face and said, "I have an idea, since I don't play with Jack now, it seems that I can't play with Bruce, so the one who can play with him is It's just you, don't hum. The game is like this, in a year, will your spider web radiate from Gotham City to the entire United States, or I will control the lifeblood of Gotham City first? How about it?"

Moriarty was obviously willing to join this game: "Since you decide the framework of the game, then I will decide the bet. This is only fair, my dear."

Gu Qing thought for a while and said, "Okay. Then you can talk."

"I have to think about it carefully." The consulting criminal said so, smiling like a fox who has stolen the fish.

Gu Qing raised his eyebrows: "You seem sure that you will win?"

Moriarty frowned and said unhappily, "I'll give you that back, sweetheart."

"What are you hiding from me?" Gu Qing tentatively narrowed his eyes.

"Guess~" Moriarty agreed by default, but he refused to reveal any "insider information", but it is true that his mood has become better, and even his tone of voice has become jumpy.

Gu Qing really couldn't guess what it was for a while, his boyfriend is not a goldfish, their intelligence is unrivaled, and he has been busy with the Arkham Sanitarium recently, and closely observing the two Mr. Jiufen It seems that he has neglected his boyfriend a little bit.Thinking about it this way, Gu Qing felt a little guilty. He thought for a while and asked Moriarty, "Do you want to go on a date with me tomorrow?"

Now, Moriarty really laughed like a fox who stole a chicken.