The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

Mo has an owner who gave up treatment in the late stage of cleanliness, so after it was created, it took the responsibility of cleaning the world, and even developed obsessive-compulsive disorder, so it can be imagined that it encountered a "heavy makeup" on its face. When the intruder entered, the one who shook his head, the one who sighed, and made a "tsk tsk" sound when "removing makeup" on the intruder's face.

Gu Qing didn't stop it.

He turned his gaze to the projection screen. Eva has already released the image of the intruder "siege the city" all the way. In the image, he can see the whole picture of the intruder three-dimensionally: a suit with dark purple pinstripes Well, it's still a three-piece suit.A thick layer of white foundation was applied on the face, black eye makeup, and a bright red lip gloss that looked like fresh blood. The scars on both sides of the mouth also had this bright red lip gloss, as if they had just drunk blood.And a head of green curly semi-long hair that is not easy to describe, the overall match has a strange beauty.

"Master, entering his fingerprints, DNA and dental records."

"very good."

When Eva inquired about the intruder's information, Gu Qing had two things in mind. While living the video of the intruder passing the level, he watched Mo clean up the intruder.In addition to facial cleansing, I also did a full-body "spa", and then... sorted out a bunch of messy things, from flannelettes to razors, from marbles to grenades, from dolls to playing cards, in short, everything, most of it Hiding inside his suit jacket, Gu Qing wasn't surprised when Mo pulled out a wire from his grass-green hair.

When Moriarty strolled over, he saw his boyfriend just looking at a... half-naked man on the floor.He leaned against Gu Qing as if he had no bones, and smiled sweetly: "Sweetheart, can you tell me what's going on now?"

Before Gu Qing answered him, Eva, who was suspended in mid-air, glanced at him. She didn't speak, but Mo, who was cleaning the intruder's hair, made a "tsk tsk" sound at the intruder. No more tsk-tsk, but concentrate on dealing with this filthy intruder.

Moriarty: "..."

Feeling this subtle exclusion, the consulting criminal smiled even sweeter. He held Gu Qing's face and kissed him. He didn't bother with the half-naked man anymore. He picked up the pair from the intruder's collection. They were all cards with the face of the clown, "It turned out to be him."

"Ok?"

"Little honey, when you are busy playing games with those patients, Daddy is not idle, and the clown, his nickname, is a little guy who likes to make trouble, it is normal to hear about it Yes. Hmph, what's that expression on your face?" Moriarty turned his head to stare at his boyfriend, feeling that this time it wasn't something that pleased him, and sure enough——

"I'm thinking about what you said about "making waves", baby." When Gu Qing said this, he tilted his head slightly, and his eyes fell on Moriarty, "You seem to be very experienced when you say it um, do I need to remove the "seems"?"

Moriarty: "...you've been getting more and more misbehaving recently, Honey."

"It seems that I've told the truth again." Gu Qing turned his gaze back to the projection screen, and Eva had already pulled out the detailed information of the intruder nicknamed the Clown.Just like what Moriarty said, his records of incidents that have caused troubles in the past year are relatively detailed, and there are only a few records in the past, but Eva said: "The scope has been expanded to the entire United States, and the Keyword cross search."

Moriarty nodded his chin with his finger. Although he and Eva did not get along, it was undeniable that she was really interesting, but it was not good to be centered on the master.He leaned closer to face to face with his boyfriend, "How do you feel?"

"He is a little guy who likes to make trouble."

"What's the difference between that and what I said, huh?"

"Does this mean we have a good understanding?"

Moriarty pursed his lips, but saw Gu Qing blinking at him, and Moriarty reluctantly accepted this "heart-to-heart".After teasing her boyfriend, Gu Qing said to the clown lying on the ground with a smile, "Come and sit, Mr. Napier."

The clown who was still lying dead on the ground a second ago stood up from the ground with a "huh", and automatically found a chair in front of the desk to sit down. The sitting posture was very cute, just like a primary school student sitting behind the desk with his hands on his back. On the knee, blinking a pair of childlike eyes, waiting for the teacher to send snacks.Except, of course, that he spread his legs wide apart.After sitting down, the clown showed a big smile to Gu Qing, his right hand was mechanically swinging from side to side: "Hi."

It's more like a child now.

"Nice to meet you, your appearance is very novel, Mr. Napier. I think nine points, what do you think?" Gu Qing looked up at Moriarty, who was leaning on the desk with his back to the clown, Moriarty Nodding her chin again, "Oh, another nine. Honey, don't you think nines are too cheap?"

"Well, after I've finished talking with Mr. Napier, I'll give you another score." Gu Qing sometimes followed her boyfriend's lead, and Moriarty showed a bright smile and stood up, "Then I I won’t bother you chatting with your Mr. Jiufen, have a good time, my dear.” He still didn’t forget to say hello to the guests, blinking his big wet eyes and smiling with white teeth, “I’m very happy too Nice to meet you, delicious boy."

The clown still waved his right hand mechanically: "Bye."

Moriarty's smile didn't change at all. After leaving the office, he put his hands behind his back and walked lightly. Gotham City is really getting more and more interesting.

Gu Qing folded his hands and put them on his chin, looking at the clown in his spare time.

And he didn't seem to mind at all that he was a "prisoner", instead he just let Gu Qing scrutinize him so gracefully.Ten seconds later, Gu Qing spoke first: "Before I introduce myself, I think I can sincerely tell you that the time bomb you threw into the garden has been dismantled. Therefore, I am Patrick Holmes."

The clown licked his lower lip nervously, and opened the corners of his mouth further, "Jack Napier, clown, call it whatever you want."

"Well——" Gu Qing uttered a monosyllable, moved away from the clown's face, and stared at the table casually, "Although I know this is not your real name, but it doesn't matter, what I want to say is, I suggest you You change the brand of foundation, the foundation you are using now is not good for your skin." He added, "You can see for yourself."

clown:"……"

Then he saw his real face in the mirror that appeared in front of him, the real face after removing the makeup, but compared with the original makeup, it is really #异如两人#!The clown's breathing suddenly became heavy. Unlike the previous "cute and cute", he now clearly showed his sick nature, his eyes were suppressed and cruel, and his legs that were originally wide apart also closed together, unconsciously Epilepsy.

"Offended you? That's really embarrassing. Mo loves cleanliness very much. When he saw that your face was dirty, he couldn't help washing it for you." Gu Qing set his sights on the man who still dutifully handled the "funeral affairs". On Mo, the clown subconsciously followed his gaze and met Mo's square eyes. Mo shook his head at him, pointed to his face, and pointed to the pile of unloaded things on the ground. Son, "jiri gua la" for a while, and finally shook his head as a fixed point.

clown:"……"

"Do you need me to translate for you?" Gu Qing's blue eyes returned to the clown's makeup-free face, "It seems that you understand Mo's words very well without my translation. I'm so happy to see you so knowledgeable." "I'm just a dirty boy" self-knowledge."

The clown's anger seemed to come and go quickly. He stroked his hair to change his mood. Unexpectedly, the hair felt different: "..."

"Doing things from the beginning to the end, this is one of Mo's strengths." So, Mo cleaned the clown's whole body, "Mr. Napier, let's talk about why you came to Arkham Sanitarium."

"Of course I can. I took an order and it was about to be completed, so I came to Arkham Asylum." The clown replied very cooperatively, and he smiled nervously after speaking, "But I Now I find that the madhouse is more challenging than that single business with no new ideas. This is a large amusement park, cool, very cool!" The clown opened his arms, "The director is also very fun, and of course the director boyfriend, the garden manager’s cleaner, I don’t even want to leave, wow.”

"Although I like your metaphor, I still have to say, Mr. Napier, don't talk about it, you seem to be able to leave." Gu Qing paused and said, "You still need to say something, the guard of the director."

"You did it on purpose?" The clown reacted very quickly, he is not a lonely hero, of course he came prepared and bought the guards.No, how can it be said that it was a bribe, they couldn't resist the temptation, he just hinted a few words, and now it seems that he was fooled by a double-faced agent... The clown was in a happier mood, he moved a few times quickly The lower cheeks, the face bulged and sunken, looked very childish, but combined with the scars on both sides of his cheeks, it was not so normal.

"Why? You are confident in the amusement park you built? It's a pity that no one appreciates it? You are such a weirdo. Does the upper class in Gotham City know that the dean of Arkham Asylum is a mental patient? No, no, you can’t tell them, it’s too boring, right? You should play them with applause, watch them crazy for you, use them for you, and then play the whole Gotham City with your applause, Wait until then and tell them that you are a lunatic? Oh, oh, their expressions will definitely be very exciting, you must invite me to see it!"

The clown's eyes burst out with a strong brilliance, as if he had imagined such a scene, a big scene, a wonderful scene, a scene that attracted the attention of the world.

Gu Qing had enough time to listen to the clown's depiction of the big scene, and said with a smile, "Do you like badges or pins?"

Clown: "... what?"

"Specially designed for the first brave man to venture into Arkham, there are two styles of badges and pins." Gu Qing also took out the badge and pins and showed them to the clown, with crab patterns on them, "Congratulations on becoming the first A crab eater, Mr Napier."

The clown pursed his mouth and thought for a while: "I don't like crabs."

Gu Qing: "Oh."

Clown: "...What do you want? Lock me up? First of all, I have to declare that I have no money to pay you for hospitalization."

"Didn't you just accept an order?"

"But they haven't paid me yet, and I think this time I charged a lower price, which made it more difficult. They didn't pay me enough. But, I think I will still thank them Yes, in my heart."

"Your target is Ficone?" Ficone is the biggest gang leader in Gotham City, and was later "exposed" by Batman, but when he was about to testify in court, he suddenly became insane.The one who made outstanding contributions to his insanity was "Scarecrow" Klein.Now the feng shui is turning, and the two of them are now sick friends.

The clown was stunned for a moment, then grinned, "I like talking to you now, those people outside, ho ho," he grinned and shook his head, "It's like a wooden stake, with a sullen face, but instead They still ask me why I’m giggling? I’ll ask them, Why so serious?” As he spoke, he showed a big smile to Gu Qing, pulling his hideous scar, it was indeed a big smile.

"Um, I found out I was wrong."

"what?"

"I was still disgusted with your aesthetics, thinking that you have no aesthetics at all, but now it seems that you have special aesthetics, and it is indeed better for you to put on makeup, which has a more dramatic effect. However, I hope you Carefully choose cosmetic brands when putting on makeup." Gu Qing sincerely suggested, the brows of the clown who said that couldn't be lighter twitched, but, "You don't plan to lock me up? I thought you were very interested in me. I You don't know anything, you already have a boyfriend."

"I like you a little bit now, Jack." Gu Qing pushed the badge towards the clown. Obviously, the clown prefers the badge among the badges and pins. "Want to play the game "Invasion of Arkham"? As for your benefits for joining the game, I can sponsor you for cosmetics."

Before the clown could say anything, Mo yelled at Gu Qing beside him, and even glanced at the clown during the process, the clown: "..."

The clown came here with light clothes, and when he left, he was carrying a bag, which contained the things "searched" from him.

"By the way, Jack, you are right about my mental illness. My psychiatrist once judged that I have, uh, Asperger's disease." Gu Qing smiled innocently, "See you later. "

clown:"……"

The clown kept pursing his lips and walked away. When he ran far away, he took out a grenade from his bag, pulled the tab and threw it towards Gu Qing, and then laughed in a different tone, "You gave me a gift, I'm not enough friends if I don't return the gift, am I? Hahaha!"

"boom!"

The grenade exploded.

Gu Qing was safe and sound, but the clown was covered in oil paint from the exploded grenade, um, mainly his face, now he doesn't need special make-up.

"Bah bah bah!" The clown stomped his feet angrily, but when he wiped his face and opened his eyes, he saw a siren flashing non-stop, and he saw it with his head down: Mo is "sharpening a knife" " came towards him, the clown held the bag and fixed it for a second, then ran away with a crazy smile.

His devilish laughter echoed for a long time.

When Gu Qing returned to the bedroom, he saw Moriarty looking at the computer angrily, "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, I just found out that someone doesn't seem to trust my ability, and outsourced one thing to two parties at the same time. Speaking of which, you have seen the other party, is it still the original evaluation?" Moriarty smiled brilliantly , The person who placed the order was blacklisted. When did Gotham City lack criminals?

"You mean Jack? He's not that interested in playing with me."

"Ok?"

"Probably because I am too noble to be shaken."

Moriarty: "...Dear Patrick, would you like to tell me about your nobility in detail? Why have I never felt it? No, come here." He patted the place beside him, waiting for Gu Qing When he came over, he grabbed his face with his hands, "Look at you sweetheart, you don't have a thick skin, it really is #人不不表相#."

"Maybe you should listen to my explanation instead of ravaging my face." Gu Qing rescued his face from Moriarty, and Moriarty licked the corner of his mouth, "No, honey, you said it wrong Oh, Daddy prefers to ravage you rather than ravage your face."

Gu Qing looked at him expressionlessly: "Can you wait for me to finish speaking? I insist."

Moriarty snorted, "Little Honey, you're such a disappointment, but why does Daddy always have nothing to do with you, come on."

"Then I'll make a long story short."

Moriarty: "..."

"You have also made an in-depth understanding of the current situation of Gotham City. If it were you, how do you think it should be saved?"

Moriarty blinked his innocent and charming eyes: "Honey, I think you are asking the wrong person. What I am good at never includes "saving something". What I am good at is destruction and destruction, or liberation. If you want to ask me how to get rid of Gotham City, I can tell you many interesting solutions."

Gu Qing nodded: "Well, I realized this before I finished speaking."

Moriarty: "..." Even though that's what I said, why does it make consulting criminals a little unhappy.

"Now, there are people in Gotham City who want to save Gotham City."

"You mean Batman? Your first Mr. Nine."

"Well, if you have to name names, yes. He chose a very difficult path, but it is worthy of respect. After all, he does abide by the principle of "never kill". He uses his own endowed His own rights against criminals, but he hopes to use the law to punish them, which is doomed to the law enforcement agencies in Gotham City will not like him." Criminals are afraid of Batman, not the police, the more Batman Become a crime killer, the more it will show the cowardice and incompetence of law enforcement agencies. They can't understand Batman's original intention to fight alone, so it's no wonder they like Batman.Seeing that their dissenting voices are not big now, it is because Batman just saved Gotham City, and after a while, dissenting voices are bound to emerge endlessly.

Moriarty smiled brightly: "Because Batman can't represent the interests of most people, and their "requirements" are not equal. Now they live in peace because they need Batman. It will immediately change into another face, and then Batman will be excluded by the Gotham City he guards, and at the same time, any moral code, any laws and regulations, will become an ugly joke. No, It was always there, in what is now Gotham City."

"That's why I said that Batman's road is very difficult. Well, have I told you that his sweetheart is an idealist with traditional education, and he is also an assistant prosecutor."

Blinking his eyes, Moriarty understood the implication of Gu Qing's words, and exclaimed in a fake way: "Poor Batman."

To put it bluntly, that is: in the view of the idealist Rachel Dawson, Batman's own actions are above the law, which is contrary to her own beliefs.How do you fall in love if you don't agree with each other?

But, "Honey, it's time for you to get down to business."

"Didn't I tell you to make a long story short?"

"If you do this again, I'll bite you~" Asking the criminal said, he really bit it, will he keep his promise, he won't, he is a changeable man.

After a while, Gu Qing cleared his throat and continued the original topic, "I have to admit, I was a little moved by Batman's self-sacrificing spirit-well, this is a sentence without any irony-so I thought, if it is For me, what should I do? Why don't you speak?"

Gu Qing finally said this sentence to Moriarty, it’s really #风水转转转#

Yeah.

"It's nothing, I just lament your shamelessness in my heart, sweetheart."

Gu Qing: "..."

It was rare for Moriarty to win the conversation. He smiled very brightly, and smoothed Gu Qing's long hair, "It's all right now, you continue to talk about yourself. What do you want to do?"

Gu Qing: "...Suddenly I don't want to talk to you anymore, let's continue talking about Jack Napier."

Moriarty smiled even more complacently, and kept saying: "Honey, don't be so childish."

"You made me think of Mycroft when you said that."

Well, it's Moriarty's turn to be choked this time, him and that super brother?At the beginning, Mycroft talked about supporting the younger brother's mate selection criteria, but in fact, he really did a lot of sowing discord and fanning the flames, which couldn't be more annoying.Now put his and Mycroft’s names in the same context, it’s better to put him and Sherlock together, let’s forget about the stalk that died together in the parallel universe.

After Gu Qing choked on his boyfriend, he became interested in talking about his plan.

—Is this childish?