The big winner in life [Comprehensive]
Chapter 118
A group of vigorous vultures soared into the sky, and countless silvery "tides" were brought up, and the "tides" drove the hull of the boat, and the boat slid on the smooth sand like a sled.It was very slow at the beginning, but in the end it was gliding like flying, like walking against the wind.
"You, what else do you not know?" A female voice sounded on the deck. If you ignore the distortion in this voice, you have to admit that this voice is just as agile as a warbler's cry.And those vultures who came to pull the boat were specially trained by the boy in red, but now they don't need the boy in red to give orders at all, but they fly more stably.
"No result, you finally spoke."
Wuhua: "...What the hell is Wuguo!"
"Or you prefer the name fig." Gu Qing gave another choice democratically. Wuhua's pretty face fluctuated a bit, but with his extraordinary perseverance as a monk in Shaolin Temple for so many years, he put his heart into it. The plug was pushed back.
For this reason, Gu Qing sighed a little, and turned to answer Wu Hua's first question: "I've lived for too long, and I don't remember what I can't do."
old monster!At this time, Wuhua is already very afraid of Gu Qing, in his mind Gu Qing is an old monster who will never age or die!Of course, such a conclusion will be drawn, and there must be a process of blood and tears.
For Gu Qing...it's a joy to hear and see, after all, for a chef, there is a difference between a dish cooked with a willing heart and a dish cooked with resentment and resentment.Of course, it cannot be said that Gu Qing will stay without flowers because he fell in love with his excellent cooking skills.
Gu Qingmai stepped into the cabin, it was not the first time for him to ride on this ship which is called "ghost ship" by the people of the desert.Most of this boat is made of bamboo, the cabin is made of bamboo, and so is the deck, so the hull is very light.In addition, the ship is long and narrow, and the bow and stern are carved with extremely detailed decorations, making the ship look extremely ornate.
Wuhua hesitated, but followed in.
There were only the two of them in the empty ship, and of course there was a mirror.Wuhua has not fully confirmed until now that Gu Qing is really a loner, not that there are forces and manpower hidden in the dark, but it is such an old monster, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger and a white wolf with empty hands, in the past month Not only did he integrate the forces left behind by his mother Shi Guanyin, but he also mercilessly embezzled a part of the forces coordinated by the "King of the Desert" Jamuka.
This does not delay Gu Qing to "help" the group of beautiful men who were hooked up by Shi Guanyin and then abandoned and lost themselves within a month. #'s sent them out of the great desert.
And after picking up Qu Wurong's wrist, he and Yidianhong asked for advice on the power of the No. [-] fast sword in the Central Plains, and sent them away half a month ago; and had two friendly exchanges with the boss Ji Bingyanji from Lanzhou, and initially established and the development of Wuhua, who can only cook vegetarian dishes, to the Manchu banquet...
In a word, Gu Qing is very busy.
Now I am not idle on the way from the desert to the Central Plains——
Gu Qing has the all-knowing helper of the magic mirror, who can get any data he wants to collect, and it is safe, fast and timely: "Jellyfish Yin Ji is dead."
No flowers reflexively said: "How is this possible? She—"
Gu Qing waited for him to continue, but Wu Hua's expression twisted for a moment, and she still...continued: "My mother is only afraid of being alone in her life. She once said that Yin Ji, the jellyfish, is her nemesis. When used in front of the jellyfish Yin Ji, it becomes worthless. She is the highest martial artist in the martial arts today, but now, you say she is dead?!"
"Martial arts are as high as Aunt Shi, so she died." In order to understand Wuhua better, Gu Qing explained, "The greatest power in this world is love. Aunt Shi loves herself in the mirror. If it is broken, she will die. As for the jellyfish Yin Ji, she is more sad than dying, she is really dead. If you want me to find another common point, it is that when they are dying, Chu Liuxiang is on the scene."
Wuhua: "..."
"It's a pity." Gu Qing lowered his eyes and said after expressing his condolences, "I originally wanted to ask the jellyfish Yin Ji how to refine the "Tianyi Shenshui", although I already know the principle. Besides— ——" Gu Qing raised his eyes and looked at Wu Hua meaningfully, Wu Hua subconsciously had a bad premonition, and as expected, Gu Qing continued, "Do you still remember the "journey of redemption" I told you?"
When Wu Hua first heard this, her pretty face turned green and white.
——In the daily life of being trained, he dressed up as a woman and became a cook, that's all, but he also became Dr. Gu's drug boy, and the group of "Mother's Debt Repayment" caregivers who once became him Stepfather, bah, is the men who became Shi Guanyin's servants.
——Believe in Wuhua, that is not a good memory for him.
Gu Qing propped his forehead lazily and stared at Wu Hua, it must be said that his appearance is more suitable for his evil and mad temperament, Wu Hua's heart beat violently involuntarily after recovering from the memory.
"Back then, in order to steal Tianyi Shenshui, you used masculinity to seduce Situ Jing from Shenshui Palace. Do you know that she is the biological daughter of jellyfish Yinji? That's why I said it's a pity. Now you can't be married to jellyfish Yinji It's gone." The devil's horns on Gu Qing's head broke through the ground, and he said to Wu Hua's blank face, "That's right, I originally planned to let you go to Shenshui Palace to have a ghost marriage."
The majestic ten wonderful monks shuddered.
Although the magic mirror didn't quite understand, it didn't prevent it from lighting a row of candles on the mirror.
"Hmm—" Gu Qing uttered a subtle syllable that was high before and then low.
Wuhua endured the humiliation and asked, "What's the matter?"
"Do you still remember Changsun Hong who painted your eyebrows and blacks for you?"
Wuhua didn't want to correct Gu Qing's idiom mistakes at all, maybe he did it on purpose, and said coldly: "What do you want to say?"
Gu Qing turned the magic mirror around to show Wu Hua, and it was Changsun Hong in the mirror, but it was not Changsun Hong who was wearing a red dress before, but now she was wearing a snow-white gauze gown with a silver ribbon around her waist , obviously dressed in Shenshui Palace, with a high spirit on his brows.
"It seems that she has listened to my words," Gu Qing said in Wuhua's confusion and surprise, "I once told her, #女孩可顶半天#, and, #男人可实实, a sow can climb a tree #."
Wuhua: "..."
After releasing a very large map cannon, Gu Qing said casually: "I am looking forward to her growth in Shenshui Palace."
Wu Hua froze immediately, and he looked deeply at Gu Qing.As a master of brain supplementation, Wu Hua would not think that Changsun Hong came to Shenshui Palace by accident, nor would she think that Yin Ji, the jellyfish, died at this time by such a coincidence... The person in front of her was easily captured by the wind and rain. How cunning and scheming it is to get off the Shenshui Palace!
From this, it can be imagined that when they came to the Central Plains and saw Chu Liuxiang and others again in Lanzhou, and Gu Qing became Gu·face blindness·Central Plains semi-literate·Qing, the impact on Wu Hua would be great, and he could maintain his face. Expressionless is already an extraordinary performance.
Therefore, Wu Hua ignored the surprise, doubt and even uncertainty in Chu Liuxiang's eyes when she saw his appearance.If earlier, in front of the great desert, Chu Liuxiang would never have imagined that Wuhua would let go of his aloofness and disguise himself as a woman.But at that time, Chu Liuxiang would not have thought of Wu Juxuan, who said she was nobler than most people, who would rather die than a piece of jade, would fake her death, and pretend to be very apologetic Wu Juxuan, because it is better to live than to die.
Chu Liuxiang looked around Wuhua calmly, then smiled and looked at Gu Qing: "Ah Qing, who is this lovely girl?"
After realizing that "cute girl" was referring to him, Wu Hua frowned her beautiful eyebrows, and snorted coldly, "Slick tongue!" His voice was also cold, and he looked like he was open in the cold in winter Plum blossoms are also quite like an iceberg beauty.
Chu Liuxiang, who had a dusty nose, rubbed her nose.
Gu Qing blinked: "I don't quite understand, but it's fruitless. Old Chu praised you and scolded him. Is this a special etiquette when men and women in the Central Plains meet for the first time? It's like the brothers and sisters in Miaojiang sing love songs to each other when they meet."
Wuhua: "..." What kind of little white rabbit is this old monster pretending to be!
Chu Liuxiang: "... Wuguo? This is really a special name." He unconsciously fixed his eyes on Wuhua. Chu Xiangshuai himself is a master of disguise, so he naturally has his own opinions on disguise, just like At the beginning, it was immediately obvious that Wu Juxuan was being pretended by someone.
But now, he couldn't see any flaws for a while, so there are two possibilities, first, the person in front of him really has nothing to do with Wuhua, but just an iceberg beauty who looks [-]% or [-]% similar to Wuhua; Second, this person's disguise technique has reached a certain level.But after thinking about it again, if this person in front of him is really a disguised person, there are many people in the Jianghu who recognize the wonderful monk, so in order to save trouble, he shouldn't let the disguised appearance be so similar to the original him.
For a while, Chu Liuxiang analyzed a lot, but in the eyes of outsiders, it looked different. Chu Xiangshuai from Yushu Linfeng looked at the woman like Lingshuang Orchid affectionately...
It's just that the woman like Lingshuang orchid frowned slightly, her displeasure was palpable, and she pointedly said to Gu Qing: "Your vision for making friends really needs to be improved!"
Gu Qing was at a loss.
Chu Liuxiang saluted bluntly: "I was the one who was abrupt."
Gu Qing suddenly said: "Are you flirting with each other before? I can't see clearly, so I don't know what to say."
Wuhua: "..."
Chu Liuxiang: "...I think Ah Qing, you have used the wrong idioms—" Before he finished speaking, Hu Tiehua's loud voice came over: "Hahaha, that's right, the old bug is just winking at other girls , It's a pity that girls don't like this. It's really interesting, there are girls in this world who can resist the handsome face of the old bug, hahaha."
Wuhua: "..."
Chu Liuxiang wanted to sigh.
Hu Tiehua is here, is Ji Bingyan still far away?
They are now on Ji Bingyan's territory. Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua came to Lanzhou to visit Ji Bingyan after solving the thrush case. As for the reason, they were naturally concerned about Ji Bingyan's legs, #好基友心连心# .
Next, Gu Qing gave Ji Bingyan a follow-up visit, and Hu Tiehua made jokes beside him to join in the fun. As for Chu Liuxiang, when he was talking to Gu Qing, he asked about Wuhua's affairs on the sidelines.
Then... I was once again dismantled by my good friend: "Hey hey hey, I said you, old bug, are interested in that cold girl, so you can just say it, why are you fighting with the little doctor here?"
Gu Qing corrected him solemnly: "His surname is not Leng."
——The point here?
But he soon realized: "Old Chu, did you fall in love with Wuguo at first sight? Well, my mother also said that arranged marriages are fashionable in Central Plains."
Before Chu Liuxiang said anything, Hu Tiehua sighed quietly: "I don't want to be lucky everywhere like the old bug, but I can't even ask for an arranged marriage. I'm so pitiful."
Ji Bingyan sneered, "You really think so?"
Hu Tiehua nodded.
"Then I'll send someone to deliver a letter to Gao Yanan, the "Female Swordsman of Qingfeng" of the Huashan School. The wedding that was not held seven years ago can now be held."
Before Ji Bingyan finished speaking, Hu Tiehua knelt down, can he continue to be friends?If he wanted to marry Gao Yanan seven years ago, would he have been forced to eat sand by the desert during these seven years?
Chu Liuxiang smiled unkindly, seeing that Gu Qing was puzzled, and briefly talked about the love and hatred between Hu Tiehua and Gao Yanan back then, Hu Tiehua was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground.
Ah Qing, a semi-literate person, summed it up: "Xiao Hu, is this something you don't want to eat?"
When Chu Liuxiang thought of girls like Hu Tiehua who liked to chase after him and didn't like him, she shunned those who fell in love with him, and said with a smile: "There is something interesting in that."
Ji Bingyan obviously also knew about Hu Tiehua's stink problem, so she agreed with her shamelessly.
For a moment, the house was full of laughter and laughter, except for the wailing of Hu Tiehua, who was bullied and almost rolled over.
And in the kitchen, Wu Hua gritted his teeth facing a dish he had just cooked, which was delicious, delicious and delicious.
——He was almost conditioned by the training. After Gu Qing said he was hungry, Wuhua borrowed the kitchen of Ji Bingyan's house spontaneously. After cooking a plate of Gu Qing's favorite dishes, he suddenly realized Come to yourself.
Looking at the dish, Wuhua wanted to cry inexplicably, and was full of unexplained anger. After realizing that a "flower picker" climbed onto the roof of the room where he lived at night, he completely broke out.
Wuhua Bingxue was smart, after drawing the "flower picker" out, he was about to scream when the "flower picker" hurriedly covered his mouth, "Miss Wu, I didn't mean to offend. Now we Discuss, I will let you go and apologize to you, can you not make a noise to disturb others?"
Wuhua gave up struggling and agreed.
Chu Xiangshuai, who came over the moon, did not doubt that he was there, and he was indeed the one who was wronged, so he let go of the "Wenxiang nephrite" held in his arms. When he let go, Chu Liuxiang had an inexplicable feeling A little bit of reluctance: Under the candlelight, the cold and arrogant ice beauty was smudged with a layer of warm color, with loose hair and clear eyes, it can be said that it is not lifelike.
Chu Xiangshuai was stunned for a moment and ended up with:
"Snapped!"
"Help me—"
After a while, the whole mansion was brightly lit, Hu Tiehua pointed tremblingly at a good friend with an obvious slap on his handsome face, "You, you, you!" Looking at Wuhua who was mixed with shame and anger, "She, she, old man!" Bedbug, you actually came to the set of #霸王力上别#, and it didn’t work! What do you want me to say.”
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Ji Bingyan coughed, and Hu Tiehua immediately realized what was wrong in what she said, and smiled embarrassingly.
Gu Qing was about to laugh like crazy in his heart, fearing that the world would not be chaotic, he said to Wu Hua with worry and excitement, "Don't commit suicide!"
The trio of good friends hurriedly looked over, Wuhua turned his back to them, facing Gu Qing, his eyes were about to burst into flames, what nonsense are you talking about, old monster!
Gu Qing moved his aunt out again: "My aunt said that women in the Central Plains pay great attention to fame and integrity. After having a physical relationship with a man, if the man is not her husband or father's elder brother, the woman must take care of her. Cutting off the skin-to-skin parts, most women can't bear the pain, so they choose to commit suicide!"
Wuhua: "..."
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Ji Bingyan: "..."
Hu Tiehua: "..."
There are too many pitfalls in this passage, and it was Ji Bingyan who was the first to react: "You misunderstood the meaning of the word "kinship" that shocked the four of them."
Hu Tiehua immediately muttered: "If this is the case, how many beauties will be ashamed and angry, and the old bug's confidante is everywhere!"
Chu Liuxiang, who was shot in the knee again: "..."
Ji Bingyan raised her eyebrows, and she didn't know what she was thinking, so she asked Gu Qing: "Then Lingci, that is, your mother, did you teach you what to do in this situation?"
"Well, soak the man in a pig cage? Light a sky lantern?"
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Hu Tiehua: "Hahahaha!"
Ji Bingyan said slowly: "This is a method, but the Central Plains is more interested in letting them get married."
Chu Liuxiang glared at his friend for a moment, and Ji Bingyan gave him a cold face. Although he didn't know the origin of this, but after such a big night at his house, couldn't the host complain?snort!
Chu Liuxiang couldn't help but smiled wryly: "You can just take this kind of joke with me, the girl—" He looked at Wu Hua as he spoke, and Wu Hua's cold face was covered with a thin layer of red at this moment. It made him a little more glamorous, Chu Liuxiang couldn't help being stunned for a moment, which made Ji Bingyan sneer: Tangtang Xiangshuai doesn't even want face, he even did things like climbing other girls' windows in the middle of the night, how dare he now? Are you afraid to do it?
Regarding today's accident, Chu Xiangshuai felt that his conditions for the Yellow River could not be cleared.It's hard for him to say that he thinks the girl is suspicious, like Wu Hua, a once romantic and talented "Miao Monk" who wants to come here without any other evidence.
Chu Liuxiang really couldn't say such a reason.
Chu Liuxiang was caught in a dilemma, and Wuhua also collapsed. He shouted: "I like women!" No matter how good-looking he is like a girl, he is still a man with great ambitions, and he naturally likes Wen. A girl like nephrite jade.However, he forgot that he is now in the form of a daughter, so as soon as Wu Hua made such bold words——
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Ji Bingyan: "..."
Hu Tiehua: "..." He also cast a pitiful look at Chu Liuxiang, sighed pretentiously, and drew out the tone, "The falling flowers are intentional, the flowing water is ruthless, it's sad and deplorable."
Chu Liuxiang and Wuhua said almost in unison: "Shut up!"
Wuhua: "..."
Chu Liuxiang had mixed feelings in her heart, and at this moment, a good friend should stand up and be angered: "If your tongue suddenly breaks off, it will be even more deplorable."
Hu Tiehua: "..." Forget friends when you see sex, forget friends when you see sex!
Boss Ji Bingyan Ji withdrew resolutely, he is now a patient.
When Hu Tiehua felt the knife-like gaze cast on him, he also withdrew decisively.
In addition, Ji Bingyan hasn't forgotten to call Gu Qing away who couldn't see the wink clearly, leaving behind Chu Xiangshuai who "passed among thousands of flowers without a single leaf touching his body", and Wu Wu whose core is "Ten Wonderful Monks" without flowers. If the girl, lonely ♂ men and widows ♂ women share a room.
The atmosphere was very subtle, and it was Chu Liuxiang who broke the silence first, his tone sank, and he considered his words: "Don't worry, Miss Wu, we...we are not talkative people, and we won't talk about girls." .”
After all, Chu Xiangshuai is well-informed, and not long ago, he not only "saw" Shi Guanyin's narcissus complex, but also "saw" the sexual orientation of Yin Ji, the jellyfish, the lord of Shenshui Palace. Shi Guanyin and jellyfish Yin Ji are also #小字见大孙#.
And no matter what Chu Liuxiang thinks in his heart, his face has returned to normal, his thin lips are upturned, and he looks at Wuhua with a tolerant smile, like a warm spring breeze blowing across the earth and into Wuhua. flower heart.
……
"You can say whatever you want!" This sentence was squeezed out by Wu Hua, and the target was naturally not Chu Liuxiang, but Gu Qing who remained suspiciously silent.By the way, they have now left Lanzhou and are on their way to Jinan.And Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua also left Lanzhou earlier than them, Hu Tiehua wandered around again, and Chu Liuxiang also wanted to go back to his boat.
"Congratulations on dispelling Chu Liuxiang's doubts about you with two lines of tears. Sure enough, a hero is saddened by a beauty." Gu Qing said slowly, in a tone that was almost chant.
The faceless face immediately turned black.
Smart as no flower, he knew Chu Liuxiang's purpose of being a "flower picker" by staying up in the middle of the night. He wanted to make it clear and let Chu Liuxiang deal with the old monster Gu Qing, but he also knew that the chances of winning were extremely low.Not to mention, once he found out his identity, Chu Liuxiang would arrest him no matter what, and hand him over to the "No. [-] Headhunter in the World" Vulture, so that the law would punish him.How could Wu Hua be willing, why not just follow Gu Qing and see what he is planning.
After analyzing the pros and cons, Wuhua took advantage of the advantages that she didn't have in the past—don't ask what the advantages are, it's not the first time he has used beauty tricks—and very smoothly dispelled Chu Liuxiang's suspicion of him.
This was something that Wuhua couldn't tell, but now Gu Qing made it clear that it's no wonder his face isn't dark.
Gu Qing said that he couldn't see Wuhua's black face clearly, and he asked with great interest: "Did this incident bring you any insights? For example, let you reflect on yourself and think about what you did when you confronted Chu Liuxiang in the past. The reason why he was repeatedly defeated."
"You, what else do you not know?" A female voice sounded on the deck. If you ignore the distortion in this voice, you have to admit that this voice is just as agile as a warbler's cry.And those vultures who came to pull the boat were specially trained by the boy in red, but now they don't need the boy in red to give orders at all, but they fly more stably.
"No result, you finally spoke."
Wuhua: "...What the hell is Wuguo!"
"Or you prefer the name fig." Gu Qing gave another choice democratically. Wuhua's pretty face fluctuated a bit, but with his extraordinary perseverance as a monk in Shaolin Temple for so many years, he put his heart into it. The plug was pushed back.
For this reason, Gu Qing sighed a little, and turned to answer Wu Hua's first question: "I've lived for too long, and I don't remember what I can't do."
old monster!At this time, Wuhua is already very afraid of Gu Qing, in his mind Gu Qing is an old monster who will never age or die!Of course, such a conclusion will be drawn, and there must be a process of blood and tears.
For Gu Qing...it's a joy to hear and see, after all, for a chef, there is a difference between a dish cooked with a willing heart and a dish cooked with resentment and resentment.Of course, it cannot be said that Gu Qing will stay without flowers because he fell in love with his excellent cooking skills.
Gu Qingmai stepped into the cabin, it was not the first time for him to ride on this ship which is called "ghost ship" by the people of the desert.Most of this boat is made of bamboo, the cabin is made of bamboo, and so is the deck, so the hull is very light.In addition, the ship is long and narrow, and the bow and stern are carved with extremely detailed decorations, making the ship look extremely ornate.
Wuhua hesitated, but followed in.
There were only the two of them in the empty ship, and of course there was a mirror.Wuhua has not fully confirmed until now that Gu Qing is really a loner, not that there are forces and manpower hidden in the dark, but it is such an old monster, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger and a white wolf with empty hands, in the past month Not only did he integrate the forces left behind by his mother Shi Guanyin, but he also mercilessly embezzled a part of the forces coordinated by the "King of the Desert" Jamuka.
This does not delay Gu Qing to "help" the group of beautiful men who were hooked up by Shi Guanyin and then abandoned and lost themselves within a month. #'s sent them out of the great desert.
And after picking up Qu Wurong's wrist, he and Yidianhong asked for advice on the power of the No. [-] fast sword in the Central Plains, and sent them away half a month ago; and had two friendly exchanges with the boss Ji Bingyanji from Lanzhou, and initially established and the development of Wuhua, who can only cook vegetarian dishes, to the Manchu banquet...
In a word, Gu Qing is very busy.
Now I am not idle on the way from the desert to the Central Plains——
Gu Qing has the all-knowing helper of the magic mirror, who can get any data he wants to collect, and it is safe, fast and timely: "Jellyfish Yin Ji is dead."
No flowers reflexively said: "How is this possible? She—"
Gu Qing waited for him to continue, but Wu Hua's expression twisted for a moment, and she still...continued: "My mother is only afraid of being alone in her life. She once said that Yin Ji, the jellyfish, is her nemesis. When used in front of the jellyfish Yin Ji, it becomes worthless. She is the highest martial artist in the martial arts today, but now, you say she is dead?!"
"Martial arts are as high as Aunt Shi, so she died." In order to understand Wuhua better, Gu Qing explained, "The greatest power in this world is love. Aunt Shi loves herself in the mirror. If it is broken, she will die. As for the jellyfish Yin Ji, she is more sad than dying, she is really dead. If you want me to find another common point, it is that when they are dying, Chu Liuxiang is on the scene."
Wuhua: "..."
"It's a pity." Gu Qing lowered his eyes and said after expressing his condolences, "I originally wanted to ask the jellyfish Yin Ji how to refine the "Tianyi Shenshui", although I already know the principle. Besides— ——" Gu Qing raised his eyes and looked at Wu Hua meaningfully, Wu Hua subconsciously had a bad premonition, and as expected, Gu Qing continued, "Do you still remember the "journey of redemption" I told you?"
When Wu Hua first heard this, her pretty face turned green and white.
——In the daily life of being trained, he dressed up as a woman and became a cook, that's all, but he also became Dr. Gu's drug boy, and the group of "Mother's Debt Repayment" caregivers who once became him Stepfather, bah, is the men who became Shi Guanyin's servants.
——Believe in Wuhua, that is not a good memory for him.
Gu Qing propped his forehead lazily and stared at Wu Hua, it must be said that his appearance is more suitable for his evil and mad temperament, Wu Hua's heart beat violently involuntarily after recovering from the memory.
"Back then, in order to steal Tianyi Shenshui, you used masculinity to seduce Situ Jing from Shenshui Palace. Do you know that she is the biological daughter of jellyfish Yinji? That's why I said it's a pity. Now you can't be married to jellyfish Yinji It's gone." The devil's horns on Gu Qing's head broke through the ground, and he said to Wu Hua's blank face, "That's right, I originally planned to let you go to Shenshui Palace to have a ghost marriage."
The majestic ten wonderful monks shuddered.
Although the magic mirror didn't quite understand, it didn't prevent it from lighting a row of candles on the mirror.
"Hmm—" Gu Qing uttered a subtle syllable that was high before and then low.
Wuhua endured the humiliation and asked, "What's the matter?"
"Do you still remember Changsun Hong who painted your eyebrows and blacks for you?"
Wuhua didn't want to correct Gu Qing's idiom mistakes at all, maybe he did it on purpose, and said coldly: "What do you want to say?"
Gu Qing turned the magic mirror around to show Wu Hua, and it was Changsun Hong in the mirror, but it was not Changsun Hong who was wearing a red dress before, but now she was wearing a snow-white gauze gown with a silver ribbon around her waist , obviously dressed in Shenshui Palace, with a high spirit on his brows.
"It seems that she has listened to my words," Gu Qing said in Wuhua's confusion and surprise, "I once told her, #女孩可顶半天#, and, #男人可实实, a sow can climb a tree #."
Wuhua: "..."
After releasing a very large map cannon, Gu Qing said casually: "I am looking forward to her growth in Shenshui Palace."
Wu Hua froze immediately, and he looked deeply at Gu Qing.As a master of brain supplementation, Wu Hua would not think that Changsun Hong came to Shenshui Palace by accident, nor would she think that Yin Ji, the jellyfish, died at this time by such a coincidence... The person in front of her was easily captured by the wind and rain. How cunning and scheming it is to get off the Shenshui Palace!
From this, it can be imagined that when they came to the Central Plains and saw Chu Liuxiang and others again in Lanzhou, and Gu Qing became Gu·face blindness·Central Plains semi-literate·Qing, the impact on Wu Hua would be great, and he could maintain his face. Expressionless is already an extraordinary performance.
Therefore, Wu Hua ignored the surprise, doubt and even uncertainty in Chu Liuxiang's eyes when she saw his appearance.If earlier, in front of the great desert, Chu Liuxiang would never have imagined that Wuhua would let go of his aloofness and disguise himself as a woman.But at that time, Chu Liuxiang would not have thought of Wu Juxuan, who said she was nobler than most people, who would rather die than a piece of jade, would fake her death, and pretend to be very apologetic Wu Juxuan, because it is better to live than to die.
Chu Liuxiang looked around Wuhua calmly, then smiled and looked at Gu Qing: "Ah Qing, who is this lovely girl?"
After realizing that "cute girl" was referring to him, Wu Hua frowned her beautiful eyebrows, and snorted coldly, "Slick tongue!" His voice was also cold, and he looked like he was open in the cold in winter Plum blossoms are also quite like an iceberg beauty.
Chu Liuxiang, who had a dusty nose, rubbed her nose.
Gu Qing blinked: "I don't quite understand, but it's fruitless. Old Chu praised you and scolded him. Is this a special etiquette when men and women in the Central Plains meet for the first time? It's like the brothers and sisters in Miaojiang sing love songs to each other when they meet."
Wuhua: "..." What kind of little white rabbit is this old monster pretending to be!
Chu Liuxiang: "... Wuguo? This is really a special name." He unconsciously fixed his eyes on Wuhua. Chu Xiangshuai himself is a master of disguise, so he naturally has his own opinions on disguise, just like At the beginning, it was immediately obvious that Wu Juxuan was being pretended by someone.
But now, he couldn't see any flaws for a while, so there are two possibilities, first, the person in front of him really has nothing to do with Wuhua, but just an iceberg beauty who looks [-]% or [-]% similar to Wuhua; Second, this person's disguise technique has reached a certain level.But after thinking about it again, if this person in front of him is really a disguised person, there are many people in the Jianghu who recognize the wonderful monk, so in order to save trouble, he shouldn't let the disguised appearance be so similar to the original him.
For a while, Chu Liuxiang analyzed a lot, but in the eyes of outsiders, it looked different. Chu Xiangshuai from Yushu Linfeng looked at the woman like Lingshuang Orchid affectionately...
It's just that the woman like Lingshuang orchid frowned slightly, her displeasure was palpable, and she pointedly said to Gu Qing: "Your vision for making friends really needs to be improved!"
Gu Qing was at a loss.
Chu Liuxiang saluted bluntly: "I was the one who was abrupt."
Gu Qing suddenly said: "Are you flirting with each other before? I can't see clearly, so I don't know what to say."
Wuhua: "..."
Chu Liuxiang: "...I think Ah Qing, you have used the wrong idioms—" Before he finished speaking, Hu Tiehua's loud voice came over: "Hahaha, that's right, the old bug is just winking at other girls , It's a pity that girls don't like this. It's really interesting, there are girls in this world who can resist the handsome face of the old bug, hahaha."
Wuhua: "..."
Chu Liuxiang wanted to sigh.
Hu Tiehua is here, is Ji Bingyan still far away?
They are now on Ji Bingyan's territory. Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua came to Lanzhou to visit Ji Bingyan after solving the thrush case. As for the reason, they were naturally concerned about Ji Bingyan's legs, #好基友心连心# .
Next, Gu Qing gave Ji Bingyan a follow-up visit, and Hu Tiehua made jokes beside him to join in the fun. As for Chu Liuxiang, when he was talking to Gu Qing, he asked about Wuhua's affairs on the sidelines.
Then... I was once again dismantled by my good friend: "Hey hey hey, I said you, old bug, are interested in that cold girl, so you can just say it, why are you fighting with the little doctor here?"
Gu Qing corrected him solemnly: "His surname is not Leng."
——The point here?
But he soon realized: "Old Chu, did you fall in love with Wuguo at first sight? Well, my mother also said that arranged marriages are fashionable in Central Plains."
Before Chu Liuxiang said anything, Hu Tiehua sighed quietly: "I don't want to be lucky everywhere like the old bug, but I can't even ask for an arranged marriage. I'm so pitiful."
Ji Bingyan sneered, "You really think so?"
Hu Tiehua nodded.
"Then I'll send someone to deliver a letter to Gao Yanan, the "Female Swordsman of Qingfeng" of the Huashan School. The wedding that was not held seven years ago can now be held."
Before Ji Bingyan finished speaking, Hu Tiehua knelt down, can he continue to be friends?If he wanted to marry Gao Yanan seven years ago, would he have been forced to eat sand by the desert during these seven years?
Chu Liuxiang smiled unkindly, seeing that Gu Qing was puzzled, and briefly talked about the love and hatred between Hu Tiehua and Gao Yanan back then, Hu Tiehua was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground.
Ah Qing, a semi-literate person, summed it up: "Xiao Hu, is this something you don't want to eat?"
When Chu Liuxiang thought of girls like Hu Tiehua who liked to chase after him and didn't like him, she shunned those who fell in love with him, and said with a smile: "There is something interesting in that."
Ji Bingyan obviously also knew about Hu Tiehua's stink problem, so she agreed with her shamelessly.
For a moment, the house was full of laughter and laughter, except for the wailing of Hu Tiehua, who was bullied and almost rolled over.
And in the kitchen, Wu Hua gritted his teeth facing a dish he had just cooked, which was delicious, delicious and delicious.
——He was almost conditioned by the training. After Gu Qing said he was hungry, Wuhua borrowed the kitchen of Ji Bingyan's house spontaneously. After cooking a plate of Gu Qing's favorite dishes, he suddenly realized Come to yourself.
Looking at the dish, Wuhua wanted to cry inexplicably, and was full of unexplained anger. After realizing that a "flower picker" climbed onto the roof of the room where he lived at night, he completely broke out.
Wuhua Bingxue was smart, after drawing the "flower picker" out, he was about to scream when the "flower picker" hurriedly covered his mouth, "Miss Wu, I didn't mean to offend. Now we Discuss, I will let you go and apologize to you, can you not make a noise to disturb others?"
Wuhua gave up struggling and agreed.
Chu Xiangshuai, who came over the moon, did not doubt that he was there, and he was indeed the one who was wronged, so he let go of the "Wenxiang nephrite" held in his arms. When he let go, Chu Liuxiang had an inexplicable feeling A little bit of reluctance: Under the candlelight, the cold and arrogant ice beauty was smudged with a layer of warm color, with loose hair and clear eyes, it can be said that it is not lifelike.
Chu Xiangshuai was stunned for a moment and ended up with:
"Snapped!"
"Help me—"
After a while, the whole mansion was brightly lit, Hu Tiehua pointed tremblingly at a good friend with an obvious slap on his handsome face, "You, you, you!" Looking at Wuhua who was mixed with shame and anger, "She, she, old man!" Bedbug, you actually came to the set of #霸王力上别#, and it didn’t work! What do you want me to say.”
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Ji Bingyan coughed, and Hu Tiehua immediately realized what was wrong in what she said, and smiled embarrassingly.
Gu Qing was about to laugh like crazy in his heart, fearing that the world would not be chaotic, he said to Wu Hua with worry and excitement, "Don't commit suicide!"
The trio of good friends hurriedly looked over, Wuhua turned his back to them, facing Gu Qing, his eyes were about to burst into flames, what nonsense are you talking about, old monster!
Gu Qing moved his aunt out again: "My aunt said that women in the Central Plains pay great attention to fame and integrity. After having a physical relationship with a man, if the man is not her husband or father's elder brother, the woman must take care of her. Cutting off the skin-to-skin parts, most women can't bear the pain, so they choose to commit suicide!"
Wuhua: "..."
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Ji Bingyan: "..."
Hu Tiehua: "..."
There are too many pitfalls in this passage, and it was Ji Bingyan who was the first to react: "You misunderstood the meaning of the word "kinship" that shocked the four of them."
Hu Tiehua immediately muttered: "If this is the case, how many beauties will be ashamed and angry, and the old bug's confidante is everywhere!"
Chu Liuxiang, who was shot in the knee again: "..."
Ji Bingyan raised her eyebrows, and she didn't know what she was thinking, so she asked Gu Qing: "Then Lingci, that is, your mother, did you teach you what to do in this situation?"
"Well, soak the man in a pig cage? Light a sky lantern?"
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Hu Tiehua: "Hahahaha!"
Ji Bingyan said slowly: "This is a method, but the Central Plains is more interested in letting them get married."
Chu Liuxiang glared at his friend for a moment, and Ji Bingyan gave him a cold face. Although he didn't know the origin of this, but after such a big night at his house, couldn't the host complain?snort!
Chu Liuxiang couldn't help but smiled wryly: "You can just take this kind of joke with me, the girl—" He looked at Wu Hua as he spoke, and Wu Hua's cold face was covered with a thin layer of red at this moment. It made him a little more glamorous, Chu Liuxiang couldn't help being stunned for a moment, which made Ji Bingyan sneer: Tangtang Xiangshuai doesn't even want face, he even did things like climbing other girls' windows in the middle of the night, how dare he now? Are you afraid to do it?
Regarding today's accident, Chu Xiangshuai felt that his conditions for the Yellow River could not be cleared.It's hard for him to say that he thinks the girl is suspicious, like Wu Hua, a once romantic and talented "Miao Monk" who wants to come here without any other evidence.
Chu Liuxiang really couldn't say such a reason.
Chu Liuxiang was caught in a dilemma, and Wuhua also collapsed. He shouted: "I like women!" No matter how good-looking he is like a girl, he is still a man with great ambitions, and he naturally likes Wen. A girl like nephrite jade.However, he forgot that he is now in the form of a daughter, so as soon as Wu Hua made such bold words——
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Ji Bingyan: "..."
Hu Tiehua: "..." He also cast a pitiful look at Chu Liuxiang, sighed pretentiously, and drew out the tone, "The falling flowers are intentional, the flowing water is ruthless, it's sad and deplorable."
Chu Liuxiang and Wuhua said almost in unison: "Shut up!"
Wuhua: "..."
Chu Liuxiang had mixed feelings in her heart, and at this moment, a good friend should stand up and be angered: "If your tongue suddenly breaks off, it will be even more deplorable."
Hu Tiehua: "..." Forget friends when you see sex, forget friends when you see sex!
Boss Ji Bingyan Ji withdrew resolutely, he is now a patient.
When Hu Tiehua felt the knife-like gaze cast on him, he also withdrew decisively.
In addition, Ji Bingyan hasn't forgotten to call Gu Qing away who couldn't see the wink clearly, leaving behind Chu Xiangshuai who "passed among thousands of flowers without a single leaf touching his body", and Wu Wu whose core is "Ten Wonderful Monks" without flowers. If the girl, lonely ♂ men and widows ♂ women share a room.
The atmosphere was very subtle, and it was Chu Liuxiang who broke the silence first, his tone sank, and he considered his words: "Don't worry, Miss Wu, we...we are not talkative people, and we won't talk about girls." .”
After all, Chu Xiangshuai is well-informed, and not long ago, he not only "saw" Shi Guanyin's narcissus complex, but also "saw" the sexual orientation of Yin Ji, the jellyfish, the lord of Shenshui Palace. Shi Guanyin and jellyfish Yin Ji are also #小字见大孙#.
And no matter what Chu Liuxiang thinks in his heart, his face has returned to normal, his thin lips are upturned, and he looks at Wuhua with a tolerant smile, like a warm spring breeze blowing across the earth and into Wuhua. flower heart.
……
"You can say whatever you want!" This sentence was squeezed out by Wu Hua, and the target was naturally not Chu Liuxiang, but Gu Qing who remained suspiciously silent.By the way, they have now left Lanzhou and are on their way to Jinan.And Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua also left Lanzhou earlier than them, Hu Tiehua wandered around again, and Chu Liuxiang also wanted to go back to his boat.
"Congratulations on dispelling Chu Liuxiang's doubts about you with two lines of tears. Sure enough, a hero is saddened by a beauty." Gu Qing said slowly, in a tone that was almost chant.
The faceless face immediately turned black.
Smart as no flower, he knew Chu Liuxiang's purpose of being a "flower picker" by staying up in the middle of the night. He wanted to make it clear and let Chu Liuxiang deal with the old monster Gu Qing, but he also knew that the chances of winning were extremely low.Not to mention, once he found out his identity, Chu Liuxiang would arrest him no matter what, and hand him over to the "No. [-] Headhunter in the World" Vulture, so that the law would punish him.How could Wu Hua be willing, why not just follow Gu Qing and see what he is planning.
After analyzing the pros and cons, Wuhua took advantage of the advantages that she didn't have in the past—don't ask what the advantages are, it's not the first time he has used beauty tricks—and very smoothly dispelled Chu Liuxiang's suspicion of him.
This was something that Wuhua couldn't tell, but now Gu Qing made it clear that it's no wonder his face isn't dark.
Gu Qing said that he couldn't see Wuhua's black face clearly, and he asked with great interest: "Did this incident bring you any insights? For example, let you reflect on yourself and think about what you did when you confronted Chu Liuxiang in the past. The reason why he was repeatedly defeated."
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