The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

Gu Qing didn't speak, and stared at Wu Hua to see who would blink first.

Cough cough, Wuhua didn't move, Gu Qing rolled his eyes, "I'm waiting for you to say thank you, thank you for saving you." His voice was no longer the exotic mandarin, but returned to the original Nangong Ling's tone of voice is a piece of cake for Gu Qing.

It's just that Wuhua didn't think about it for a while, his thoughts turned quickly, and he was wondering who the sacred person in front of him was.

"Don't you want to thank me for your kindness?" Gu Qing leaned closer and teased, when Wu Hua met his face, he uttered two words in a drawn out tone, "Brother——"

As these two words were uttered, his appearance also changed in an instant, from a little brother in the Western Regions to Nangong Ling.In this way, coupled with his voice, it is enough to compose in Wuhua's mind.

Wuhua: "!!!"

"Are the brothers who agreed to meet and burst into tears?" Gu Qing still spoke in his original tone of ignorance, but the more so, the more frightening it was, in Wu Hua's view.

Wu Hua said with difficulty: "This is impossible."

"You mean to say that you poured the "Tianyi Shenshui" into the flagon yourself and tricked Nangong Ling into drinking it, and you heard Chu Liuxiang say that Nangong Ling died from the "Tianyi Shenshui", right? "Gu Qing tilted his head, and uttered a subtle monosyllable, "You have faked your own death, so don't you allow others to fake death? #必定州官先火，不否民民灯灯# This is not good."

Wuhua doesn't believe it.

Gu Qing explained for him again: "You want to say that Nangong Ling is being played around in your palm. He is not as insidious and cunning as you. He will not escape from the trap you set, right?"

Gu Qing's incidental verbal attacks are harmless to Wu Hua, who is "invulnerable to a hundred poisons", and even though he is now a fish on the chopping board and is being slaughtered by others, after experiencing the initial horror, he unexpectedly quickly He calmed down, and he still looked calm and breezy. With his pretty girlish appearance, those who didn't know thought he was the most innocent one.

Gu Qing was even more straightforward: "Well, you are right. I am indeed not the youngest son of Tianfeng Shishilang and Li Qi, but the younger brother of your "Miao Monk" Wuhua, and the new leader of the Beggar Clan, Nangong Ling."

Wuhua: "..."

Gu Qing moved a little closer, close enough for Wuhua to see his face clearly, just like Gu Qing's original face that was different from that of a Central Plains person, the face in front of him couldn't see any trace of disguise .Originally, Wuhua thought that the most brilliant disguise technique in the world would have flaws, such as the distance between the eyes.There is absolutely no one in the world who has the exact same distance between their eyes, but the difference is only slight, and he sees through Chu Liuxiang's disguise by relying on this.

But Wuhua was greatly impacted on Gu Qing's two faces, and what shocked him even more was that his current face belonged to Nangong Ling's face, and the distance between the two eyes was indeed exactly the same as Nangong Ling's. .

But how is this possible?

Wu Hua, who was immersed in her thoughts, was brought back to reality by a "Brother—" and this "Brother" brought joy and intimacy from the bottom of her heart, Nangong Ling would call him that in the past.

Wu Hua took a closer look, and saw the face of Nangong Ling, and the "Nangong Ling" who made such a sweet voice yelled again after Wu Hua looked over.

Wuhua became inexplicably angry: "You are not allowed to imitate him!"

Gu Qing smiled but was not a smile, with a light of insight into everything in his eyes, Wu Hua suddenly felt his face burning, "You!" He wanted to say something, but he didn't know what to say.

Gu Qing, on the other hand, sighed, "Have you ever thought about what's wrong with us? Tianfeng Shishilang, who used retreat as an advance, lost to the leaders of the two major schools of martial arts, the Shaolin School and the Beggars' Gang. I entrusted my two sons to them, in the hope that in a few years later, I would achieve the great ambition of controlling the martial arts in the Central Plains through them. Well, they are indeed Fusang people."

Wuhua glared at Gu Qing, who was mocking him, but Gu Qing didn't take it seriously, and continued talking about him.

"And Li Qi, no, Shi Guanyin, she fell in love with herself in the mirror. After Chu Liuxiang smashed the mirror, she turned into a dry bone in a moment." This shows the power of "psychological suggestion", The magic mirror who watched the scene was almost scared to die, Gu Qing thought for a while and added silently, "I haven't told her yet, but I'm actually her biological son, what a pity."

Wuhua's heart is broken.

But this is not over yet, "As for you, on one side is the tall, lonely and proud "Miao Monk" Wuhua, and on the other side is the ugly, vicious Wu Juxuan. These are two sides of human nature, and they are in you. You have achieved a good split and unity. It can be said that "one thought becomes a Buddha, and one thought becomes a demon". I have to say, your acting skills are very good, and the human skin mask is also very distinctive. Yes, I saw that you made people The leather mask came off to test me but it was put back on."

Wuhua: "..."

"Let's talk about Nangong Ling again, I like this part the most." Gu Qing leaned back on the back of the chair, leaning his slender fingers together to form a tower, with a comfortable expression, but his eyes were penetrating.

From Wu Hua's point of view, even though Gu Qing has exactly the same appearance as Nangong Ling now, it gives him a completely different perception.The man in front of him, even though he speaks casually, his bright eyes are mixed with innate indifference and aloofness that Nangong Ling has never had before, and Wuhua has never been in front of other people including him. Master Tianfeng's eyes have seen everything, the sight that makes people see nothing, and the aura that surpasses all living beings and surpasses all living beings.

So of course, no doubt.

An old monster.

Wuhua, who was in his brain, suddenly felt a needle-like pain on the back of his hand, which made him crawl out of his brain hole.

"The culprit" hit back: "I bored you?"

Wuhua didn't speak.

Gu Qing moved his fingers, "Since that's the case, then I'll get right to the point. Originally, I wanted to talk to you about innate genes and acquired environment. I'm the second personality of that idiot Nangong Ling." #攻略死# is live.

Wuhua: "...???"

Gu Qing raised the corner of his mouth and showed a wild smile: "How should I put it, it's just like you put on a human skin mask and switch to another person, but I changed my soul to switch to another person. No Knowing which is more interesting than prosopagnosia?"

Magic mirror: "..." No matter Wuhua believes it or not, it almost believed it.

After being dazed for a while, Wu Hua burst out laughing, with a hint of madness in her smile: "I have to say this is a very good story, more twists and turns than any story I've ever heard, but unfortunately it's just a story. "

Gu Qing clasped his palms together: "As expected of a "wonderful monk", he is well versed in the Buddhist principles of #色是婚空，婚弹是色#."

Wuhua: "..."

Wuhua's face was distorted for a moment, and then returned to serenity and calm, even a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he even closed his eyes: "If you want to kill or cut, just come." Kind of like a sacrifice.

After a long time, Wuhua didn't wait for any movement, and there was no sound around, and finally Wuhua opened her eyes uncontrollably.

"I caught you~" The cheerful tone suddenly sounded, like a child playing hide-and-seek.

Wuhua: "..."

"You are the elder brother of the master personality, and you have a deep brotherhood. Well, I feel ironic when you say this." Gu Qing teased Wu Hua once, and his mood was very clear, "Now I have saved you from the thrush bird. -"

Wu Hua sneered and interrupted Gu Qing: "I never begged you to save me."

Gu Qing thought for a while and said: "That's right, so I can't wait for the sentence "Your kindness, I will definitely repay you in the next life"? Well, is that what you said? Or "Your great virtue?" For your kindness, I have nothing to repay but promise with my body"?"

Wuhua: "..."

"I'll go back and ask my aunt." Gu Qing changed his tone freely, and his face changed back to that of the mixed blood of the Western Regions and the Central Plains.Thanks to the x gene, he now has the most superb disguise technique in the world, and he also scares Wu Hua who can see clearly.

The magic mirror has been lighting up Wuhua for a long time, and now it serves as a mirror for Gu Qing to take a picture, and at the same time, it also expresses its evaluation of Gu Qing's appearance: "Sion Sion, I still like your current picture better. Face."

Gu Qing showed a pure smile, "Thank you for the compliment."

The magic mirror was flashed, water ripples swayed on the mirror surface, but without flowers, he had already set off a turbulent wave in his heart, and he himself became a flat boat in the vast ocean, and was shocked beyond measure.

Before leaving, Gu Qing also acted as a priest, nodded on Wuhua's forehead, and said in English very reverently: "May God bless you." Youzai left that very ordinary stone room.

After walking for a while, Gu Qing said with a bit of annoyance: "If you do as the Romans do, I should say "Buddha blesses you"."

Although the magic mirror, which has never learned Chinese, has a translator produced by Gu Qing, the gap between Chinese and Western cultures makes it often confused, but the magic mirror with a "big heart" doesn't care so much, just like this time, "Sion, did he praise me?"

Gu Qing's naturally upturned eyes stared at the magic mirror who asked this question.

The magic mirror said confidently: "The last time you saw the one without eyebrows, you praised me as a top expert. This time, this one has no hair."

Good logic.

Gu Qing thought for a while, and said with a smile: "You are now the mirror of heavenly secrets. This mirror of heavenly secrets can penetrate into the secrets of heaven, know the past and present, and have the power to travel through time and space... In short, I praise you." The mirror of heavenly secrets is also known as the Kunlun mirror , owned by the Queen Mother of the West of Kunlun Mountains.The reason why Gu Qing, who is more unconstrained in thinking, thought of this is because he thought of his forehead with no flowers at the end, and blessed him. For Wu Hua, who is so meticulous in thinking, in other words, it is definitely an achievement for a master of brain supplementation. "Tightening Curse"——

An ordinary stone room can trap Wu Hua, who has unlocked his acupoints and ranks in the top ten martial arts in the Jianghu, until he crosses the hurdle of suspicion in his heart and confirms that it is really just an ordinary stone room.

This is an interesting story, maybe it can be named as a finishing touch, why not call it "Schrödinger's Stone Chamber".

The high-spirited Gu Qing attracted frequent winks from the girls in the valley, but it's a pity #笑眼做给子看#, and Hu Tiehua, who didn't know the inside story, sighed secretly, this little doctor is really bad.

Chu Liuxiang knew the truth, the Bandits Commander, who had been thrown into the arms of the female disciples in Guli recently, was so tired that at this moment, he actually envied Gu Qing who had prosopagnosia.If Hu Tiehua knows this, he will definitely make a face full of tears.

"Ah Qing!" Chu Liuxiang signaled and reminded thoughtfully, "Xiao Hu is also here."

"I smell the tulip scent on you, Old Chu." Gu Qing smiled brighter, and walked over to stand side by side with Chu Liuxiang. The handsome guy from the Central Plains and the handsome guy from the Western Regions each have their own merits, and the girls were so handsome that they couldn't keep their legs together.

Hu Fei, the handsome guy, and Tiehua have already squatted in the corner drawing circles and cursing the handsome guys all over the world.

Chu Liuxiang ignored the resentful eyes of her good friend, smiled and said to Gu Qing: "You seem to be in a good mood, did something good happen?"

"I've already prepared a treatment plan. If there are no accidents, they will recover within three days. However, they used a lot of opium poppies before and became addicted. Getting rid of drug addiction is a long-term process." This is Gu Qing's current "research topic" One, as for other "research topics", there are Shi Guanyin's "Falling in Love with Me in the Mirror", Wuhua's "Schrödinger's Stone Chamber", and Liu Wumei's "Thrushes fail to turn out to be mentally ill".

Chu Liuxiang remembered how Ji Bingyan and Dianhong felt lingering fear after being drugged with poppies, so she told Gu Qing that he knew it.

Gu Qing was happy to talk to Chu Liuxiang about "drug addiction", and dug a hole to bury Liu Wumei so that she couldn't even crawl out.

Hu Tiehua came back after drawing circles, and was stunned to hear Gu Qing and Chu Liuxiang chatting. I don't understand the world of Xueba, so I'd better go back and continue drawing circles qwq...

Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua didn't stay in the secret valley for long. Five days later, the group of beautiful men regained their sanity and cried, and the female disciples in the valley also had a new place to go, and they both left.

Ji Bingyan did not go with them. On the day that group of beautiful men regained their sanity, he crossed the desert and returned to Lanzhou, his base, with bright eyes.

——Don't be so impatient, Boss Ji, there will be many opportunities for cooperation in the future.

Gu Qing finally remembered Wuhua in the stone room.

"Squeak—" The sound of the Shimen being pushed open was infinitely amplified and reached Wu Hua's ears, the light suddenly poured in, and Wu Hua didn't even lift her eyelids.

Oh, this detached attitude can only be shown to him.

Gu Qing let out a "huh" and pretended to be surprised and said, "Your appearance reminds me of a poem my aunt once said, 'I don't regret it when my clothes get wider and wider, and I am haggard because of Iraq'. How emaciated."

Wuhua: "..."

Wuhua was like a delicate magnolia flower five days ago, but during the five days when he doubted life more and more, even if Gu Qing provided him with delicious food and drink, he seemed to have left the fertile soil, Without the watering of sunlight and rain, it withered quickly.

Even his bald head has faded away, no wonder Gu Qing said he was haggard.

Gu Qing was still sitting on the chair in front of Wu Hua, the magic mirror circled Wu Hua twice with a look of regret (?), learning from Gu Qing #攻略死# and said: "Sion, you are reading Poetry? I think of the bards on the mainland at that time, they all sang about you and... Lord Magic Mirror."

Gu Qing pretended not to hear Lord Magic Mirror’s guilty pause, not only that, he also echoed Lord Magic Mirror’s words, Master Magic Mirror was overjoyed, and in stark contrast to it was the “remnant flowers and willows” without flowers.

Gu Qing had a panoramic view of the whole Wuhua, with the same innocent tone: "In my opinion, we have no grievances and no enmity, and I saved you voluntarily, so after we talked that day, we are #你走你Yangguan Road, I’m going on my way, but to my surprise, you stayed here voluntarily.”

Wu Hua, who was imprisoned in the "Heart Prison", was about to be defeated by Gu Qing's brazenness, he couldn't take it anymore and opened his eyes, and radiated hatred towards Gu Qing.

Gu Qing blinked and dismissed the sword invisibly, "Yes, it's just an ordinary stone room."

Wuhua: "..."

Wuhua squirmed her lips that had lost their blood color, and said with difficulty: "So what, I don't think you will really let me go."

The embarrassment that should have been said did not appear, and he admitted without hesitation: "You are right."

Wu Hua: "...you!" She almost gritted her teeth.

Gu Qing continued to tell the truth that Wuhua would not believe, "I still have to thank you, if you hadn't poisoned and killed Nangong Ling, the master of this body, I wouldn't be standing here talking to you gone."

"Why do you have to say "resurrecting the dead" so grandiosely!" Wu Hua sneered, "Sion!"

The name "Sion" was called out by Wuhua, Gu Qing was not surprised at all, obviously as smart as Wuhua, he actually recognized Gu Qing's name in the few words in the magic mirror.

Gu Qingyun's indifferent expression made Wu Hua feel very irritable. He used to like to use this expression on everyone, but now it's others' turn to use it on him. Like a stone, heavy.

It is worth mentioning that his stomach has been protesting for several days, no matter how advanced his martial arts is, he has not yet reached the so-called bigu stage, the "miao monk" also needs to eat, right?

Therefore, in this case, it is a tragedy to have no flowers.

"Cuckoo-"

Wu Hua: "..." His emaciated young girl (?) turned crimson from embarrassment, and looked refreshed at this moment.

Gu Qing took time to listen to Wuhua's stomach beating drums. After listening for a while, he shamelessly said: "The reincarnation of the five grains is very normal, even the "wonderful monk" is no exception. You don't feel ashamed."

Wuhua: "...you, what, what, what do you think, how, what!"

"Let's just make it up according to your imagination. I am "borrowing a dead body to return my soul". This should be described as "seizing the house" in your Buddhist school. This involves a karma, and I naturally want to end this karma. Nangong Ling My last wish is to hope that you #苦海无志，回复是岸#, no, it’s #去低刀刀，直地成佛#, and it’s not right, it’s #改心改面，先生人#.”

Gu Qing did what he said, he really "reformed" Wuhua, and taught him to be a new man——

"I designed a few images for you, let's see which one you like the most. A friendly reminder, the choice you make will affect the rest of your life, I hope you will treat it seriously." Gu Qing held the magic mirror in his hand as a The slideshow is used, every time you click on the frame, an image will appear in the mirror, there are men, women, old and young, you can choose, there is always one you like.

The dead duck without flowers has a hard mouth, no, non-violent non-cooperation.

Gu Qing said in a good voice: "You can eat after the selection."

Wuhua: "..."

"Or do you want me to help you choose?"

Wu Hua's heart tightened, his spine felt cold, and he had a bad feeling. He just opened his mouth when he heard Gu Qing say: "It's my honor, just this one."

What was shown on the mirror was a girl with two big black braids, red lips, white teeth, and bright eyes, which made people happy to see her, and felt that she had a kind face——

The magic mirror made it clear at a glance: "Sion, isn't this what he looks like with hair?"

Gu Qing said ironically: "I don't think so."

The magic mirror is an expert in this area. In order to prove its point, it directly took a picture of Wu Hua's current appearance, added hair to him in the mirror, and perfectly transformed Wu Hua's men's clothes into women's clothes.Since the magic mirror is a Western mirror, women's clothing is not a Hanfu, but a Western court dress, which makes Wuhua's already slender waist even more slender.

Gu Qing exclaimed: "You are right, he is really suitable for men to dress up as women."

Wuhua: "..."

Wuhua fainted, and the reason was obvious: firstly, he had been on a self-abuse diet for five days, and secondly, he was so angry and bloody.

The magic mirror was unclear, so: "Why did he faint?"

Gu Qing opened his eyes and said nonsense: "I think he is happy."

The well-informed magic mirror immediately thought of a possibility: "He has gender identity disorder! He wanted to be a girl for many years, but now he knew that he could become a girl, and passed out with joy."

Gu Qing froze for a moment: "Hahaha."

Fortunately, Wuhua passed out, otherwise he would not only be so angry that his seven orifices would smoke, but his seven orifices would bleed.

When Wu Hua woke up, he had already finished his disguise.

Wuhua feels that she has nothing to love.

This is just the beginning of his "rebirth", Gu Qing blinked his big amber eyes, and said expectantly: "I heard that your cooking is amazing, so come and let me see it, Xiao Hua."

Wu Hua: "... Shike can't kill—" He couldn't continue, because his voice seemed to have changed into a female voice as vivid as Ying's cry, and his pretty face suddenly twisted.

Gu Qing also said "understanding": "Please rest assured, your masculinity is still there, so can you cook? I have already drawn up the menu."

Wuhua: "..." Swear to the Buddha, he, one, will, will, kill, him!

……

Before that, Wu Hua had to obediently cook for the Great Demon King, which is really a sad story.