The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

Benjamin - now he's going to call him Q, he's on a field mission, after all - doesn't like working on airplanes, no, technically he absolutely hates doing them.But from London to New York, across the Atlantic Ocean, Q had to board the plane even if he didn't want to, and on the way several times he even wanted to ask Bond, who was flying with him, to knock him out and give him It's a pleasure.

When the plane landed, Q walked like a float. If it wasn't for the blond and blue-eyed 00-level agent who quickly supported him, his legs would really be weak. Uh, this is really not a commendable thing.Leaving aside his relationship with Bond, he is now on a field mission that cannot be missed.

As the head of the military supply department, Q has been trained to work in the field. Of course, it is not like the training received by a special agent like Bond. Q's training is simpler. After all, most of his work is only in the headquarters. It can be done with his computer and headphones.

In this way, it cannot be said that Q has never been out on the field, and he has been there once or twice in the past, and those one or two times, the locations are all in Europe, you know, you can get there without taking a plane Kind of, not like this time in New York.

Bond asked with concern: "Are you okay?"

Q glanced resentfully at Bond, who knew what he was asking, and twitched the corner of his mouth: "I can't be better."

Bond, tickled by his puny pussy, couldn't help but laugh, and put his arms around Q's waist unceremoniously, letting him shift most of his weight onto him. Q struggled a little, but in view of his special situation, he finally relented. Of course Bond noticed that his earlobes covered by curly hair were red.

When they arrived at the hotel they had booked, after scanning the hotel reception hall, Bond and Q, who had regained his energy and refused to be embraced by him, went to the reception desk to register.

Q was distracted during registration, and did not receive the ambiguous look from the front desk lady who first lit up, then regretted seeing the two of them registering for a double room.

"You rest for two hours first." Bond kissed Q, and after Q nodded in agreement, he simply packed up and saluted before going out. This mission must not be missed. MI6 not only sent the two of them, but also There were other agents in charge of responding, and Bond went to make a simple handover with them, which took less than 5 minutes.

When he returned to his and Q's room, he immediately felt a numbness in his scalp. Years of training had allowed him to be keenly aware of the small details. pistol, trying to let myself shout in a calm tone: "Q?"

"Well, should I commend your increased acuity, Mr. Bond?"

Despite having not seen each other for at least a year, Bond was quick to remember the voice's owner, Patrick Holmes, brother of "the iceman" and privately known as Mycroft Holmes of the British Government, Bond has yet to find out the organization he belongs to and the good friends Q trusts in life outside of work, so Bond doesn't want to add a "only" qualifier.

"Have you ever thought about it, Mr. Bond? Why every time we meet, you are either pointing a pistol at me, or planning to point a pistol at me? It seems that I am always the one who expresses friendship." Gu Qing blinked Blinking and said confidently.

Bond: "..."

Q began to reflect on whether he really made friends carelessly, and he said a little weakly: "Please tell me that you are leaving."

Gu Qing said dissatisfiedly: "I've only been here for a minute, Ben." But his body was doing something even more irritating. He sat on a single sofa in the living room, crossing his feet comfortably, There is no appearance of leaving immediately.

Q glared at him.

Gu Qing is extremely innocent: "Didn't you hint me to come here?"

Q sat down a little self-defeating: "Can you make your words clearer?"

Gu Qing put one hand on the armrest of the sofa, tilted his head and looked at Q: "Didn't you recognize me in the reception hall? Tell me, my friend, how did you recognize me?"

Q let out a sticky snort that sounded sarcastic but not aggressive: "You're so smart you wouldn't know."

"Still afraid to fly?" Gu Qing changed the subject and asked, usually his friends would not be so arrogant.At his words, Q rolled his eyes at him directly.

Gu Qing smiled, and then completely regarded himself as an outsider, or regarded himself as a master and said to Bond: "Mr. sit down."

Q took off his glasses and wiped them with the hem of his shirt, and said to the anti-customer Gu Qing: "You are very annoying."

Bond's displeasure at the intrusive rapport between the two of them dissipated at Q's remark, but he was reassured that he would not like Q's best friend, despite his arrogance. The guy used to help him.

He put the pistol back in the holster and said with a smirk, "I don't think I'd be happy to see you at this time, Mr. Holmes." He wondered how the hell little Sherlock Holmes managed to evade their agent who was in charge of protecting Q in just 5 minutes.

Q put his glasses back on, and looked at Gu Qing with burning eyes.

Gu Qing shrugged innocently: "It's really sad, I've always been happy to see you, Mr. Bond. If that's the case, then you don't have to worry about me, I can just chat with Ben."

Bond's hand twitched unconsciously, he looked at Q, Q rubbed his eyebrows and nodded towards him, Bond's Adam's apple slipped, and the star agent of MI6 reluctantly gave up the space in the living room.Of course he didn't leave, he just walked to the balcony, from where he could have a panoramic view of the living room.Like a demonstration, Bond took out the pistol from the holster, removed the safety, loaded it and put it on the round table beside him, then he sat down and stared at this side coldly, as if sight could kill.

Gu Qing sighed for Bond's unfriendliness, and only after being glared at by Q did he put away his pretentious posture. His hands were towered, and his penetrating gray-green blue eyes stared straight at him. Q was excited all over, and he immediately cheered up. He had noticed this kind of gaze when he was in the hotel reception hall before realizing that his friend was coming.

Gu Qing withdrew his probing gaze, smiled and said, "Since you prefer to talk about your mission this time, then it's your wish. I know you're rolling your eyes again, Ben."

Q: "Hmph."

"Okay, then I'll make a long story short. When I go back this time, I must protest to my superior. The overlap rate between my missions and 007's is really unusually high."

Q involuntarily retorted: "You still don't know what our mission is?" After Q finished speaking, he regretted it. What he said would only fuel that guy's arrogance. The posture said: "Given your excellent professional skills, this task must be related to computers, and since you are all in New York, it means that this task cannot be completed by remote control at the London headquarters, so this task is You need to hack into a computer that cannot be directly hacked without your own permission to obtain information. Similarly, it is either inconvenient or time is urgent. In addition, MI6 attaches great importance to this mission and it is also dangerous. Not only did it send the most powerful The destructive 007 also sent three front-line agents to respond and protect our young quartermaster."

Q pursed his lips, trying his best to suppress the urge to roll his eyes, this guy didn't know that his last sentence sounded ironic.

"Combining that the United Nations General Assembly will be held tomorrow, and the information I have obtained, of course, combined with the high rate of overlapping missions between me and Bond, I have every reason to believe that our target mission characters overlap this time. Samuel Vlad, Brittan’s minister to the United States, of course, we all know that his identity is only in name, in order to have diplomatic immunity when traveling, his actual identity is an arms dealer, he sent South American Selling internationally prohibited weapons to those war-torn countries in Africa. He pays attention to security. When he travels, he always brings his own bodyguards and is equipped with private security equipment. Well, he is a life-saving guy; at the same time, he doesn’t trust the Internet so much, I have to It's not very commendable, for us, don't you think, Ben?"

The young quartermaster who was named gave a soft snort in response.

Gu Qing didn't mind this much, he said magnanimously: "Do you still need me to continue? In fact, I have one more point to finish. In view of the above situation I said, it is not easy to get close to Samuel Vlad, but It was a great opportunity for him to speak at the United Nations General Assembly this time. So it was an emergency, and you had to get on a plane and cross the Atlantic to the United States. Am I right?"

Q gave him a hard look: "It's over? Get lost."

"My friend, you hurt my heart too much by doing this." Gu Qing said with an aria, which made Q want to beat him up by himself or call all the agents of MI6 to beat him up.But he was still rational, and he frowned and asked, "Are you the only one over there?"

"I'm so glad that you finally know how to care about me, your friend." Gu Qing showed a sincere smile, but unfortunately Q was already immune to this, and he rolled his eyes in response.

Gu Qing leaned back on the back of the sofa and answered Q's question: "Actually, no, I'm not omnipotent."

"It sounds so weird when you say it out of your mouth." Q deliberately said sarcastically.

"I thought you should get used to it. Didn't you tag me with #脸脸寒#?" Gu Qing replied as a matter of course.

Q: "..."

Gu Qing put his hands on the armrests, crossing his legs very comfortably, and Bond's vigilant gaze did not affect him.After he showed #脸脸寒# to Q, he showed #攻略死#, "Double bed, so sweet."

Q was stunned for a moment by the turning point of his words, and then muttered angrily: "This is none of your business."

"Uh huh, crossing the river and tearing down bridges." Gu Qing said with a bit of dissatisfaction mixed with jokes, which reminded Q that when Mrs. M passed away a year ago, the relationship between Bond and him had dropped to a freezing point, and he could feel Bond avoiding him.And when he was a little bit at a loss, he met Gu Qing, Gu Qing talked with Bond, and recorded the sound—

[Q left early, he thought Mallory would understand, standing on the steps outside the banquet hall, the wet and cold night wind from London gradually calmed his somewhat confused thinking.Of course, if the tranquility here means that Q didn’t choose to leave, but just sat on the steps and let the night wind blow, then it can only be said that dopamine is invincible.

After sitting for a while, Q went back to MI6's new headquarters. At this time, there were no other programmers in the military supply department. Q pursed his lips and went back to his office. After turning on the computer and logging in, he found the encrypted code sent to him by Gu Qing. document.The files were quickly deciphered, and he put on his headphones and listened.

The first thing that came out was Gu Qing's voice: "Our meeting this time is worse than last time, what do you think? You are pushing him away because you think you always kill the people you love, am I right? ?”

Bond didn't speak, but the recording equipment was obviously very high-end, and his heavy breathing was recorded. Obviously, what Gu Qing said hit his mind.

Q couldn't resist tugging on his tie, he felt it was a little tight, and at that moment his computer beeped, and he realized that the alarm system in his apartment had been tripped, and Q glanced at all but a certain 00 The super agent didn't think about it, but the person who broke into his apartment seemed to know that he had installed a surveillance camera, so he turned a blind eye to the camera and started... undressing.

The recording was still playing, and obviously there was a part of Q that I didn't listen to, it was Gu Qing's voice: "It seems that you know Ben better than I think, and I have to say that he is also more suitable for you than you think, of course I said this The premise of the sentence is that you want to establish the stable relationship you desire with him. Now answer me, what do you think?"

The video coming back from the camera has already explained Bond's answer. Q felt his mouth so dry that before he clenched his hands and let go, and got up to leave the computer, he moved the chair, which fell to the ground and issued a There was a loud noise. Q doesn't care about this anymore, he can't wait to go back to his apartment, and the last bit of uncertainty is also seeing the bulldog paperweight on the table (the only relic left by the former M to Bond), or It means that after seeing the clothes that Bond threw on the floor, they disappeared.

Q licked his dry lips and followed the scattered laundry into his bedroom.Bond, praised by Gu Qing as a classic model, is lying on his bed in a posture that can be called showing weakness. Of course, he can be called completely naked... I don’t know if the recording he heard before made him feel angry , or the impact of the scene in front of him was greater than he imagined, anyway, Q stepped forward, put his hand on Bond's waist, then lifted it up and gave Bond's upturned ass a hard blow hand……]

Gu Qing picked up a blueberry from the fruit plate and unceremoniously threw it at Q, hitting the back of his hand, making Q recover from the charming scene. Q is so embarrassed that he doesn't need to touch his face to know that it must be burning hot.

Gu Qing held his forehead to avoid suspicion, and said in his mouth: "If you want, I can delete the content of what I just performed. Besides, what I want you to know is that I don't want to know that much. The sweet past between you and your 007."

"No one will treat you as dumb if you don't speak, Patrick!" Q growled angrily at Gu Qing, and Bond had already put his hand on the loaded pistol.

Gu Qing sighed, waited empathetically for Q not to continue turning his face into a tomato, and then made a suggestion: "Since our tasks overlap this time, instead of acting independently, and considering some force majeure, Not referring to anything in particular here, 007, I think we could work together. What do you think, Q?"

Although Q talked about an office romance with their star agent in MI6, but his professionalism is definitely not a problem, and based on his understanding of Gu Qing, he immediately became serious. "I trust you, but it doesn't mean that MI6 trusts you, Patrick." As the quartermaster of MI6, he has to be responsible to MI6 and to the agents involved in this mission.

Gu Qing blinked, smiled and said, "That's not a problem, my friend."

Q believes that Gu Qing can do what he says, but he always feels that his friend's purpose is not so pure. With his unreasonable personality, who knows what kind of sad things he will do during the mission.Based on the principle of asking questions first, he decided to ask first, so as not to wait until something really happened and then question Gu Qing, he would rascally say "you didn't ask me".

Compared with Q, who has no psychological barriers to cooperation, Bond's reaction is much more intense, and he naturally disagrees.It's a pity that Bond is not the one who calls the shots. Besides, is this all for the sake of successfully completing the task?

After a series of accidents, the mission was successfully completed, and MI6 obtained substantial evidence capable of convicting Samuel Flood.For Q, it's really rare that Bond didn't lose any of the equipment that was assigned to him this time around.

Q felt relieved, but Bond didn't feel that way at all. He still firmly believed that in this mission, he was arranged to dress up as a pregnant woman, which was definitely the little Sherlock Holmes's revenge on him!

Bond's face was so dark, Q looked up at him, and quickly lowered his head without restraining himself, he still laughed out loud, this time Bond's face became even darker, and he cursed the instigator in his heart.

Either the saying #批失人恋爱情是会走骑吹咋# came into effect, or the curse of Dongdongguai was fulfilled. Anyway, when Gu Qing returned to Great Britain from the United States, he received a call from Sherlock.

Gu Qing frowned before answering the call. You must know that Sherlock basically texts him if there is anything to do, and rarely calls him. What happened?After picking up the call, he knew it wasn't Sherlock, and Watson's voice came from the microphone. He sounded like he was about to collapse: "Patrick, you have to come to Baker Street now! Your boyfriend is in I have a bomb strapped to me, Sherlock is pointing a gun at him, Sherlock is going to kill him! No no no! God I'm going crazy, it's not me, it's not Sherlock, it's another me and another Sherlock Locke! And what on earth is your boyfriend doing?! Anyway, come here as soon as possible!"

Captain John Watson, of the [-]th Northumberland Fusiliers, served three years in Afghanistan, served as a military surgeon in Kandahar and Helmand and Bards Hospitals, and followed the world's only consultant after his retirement Detective Sherlock Holmes, in London, is still living with thrills and corpses.

He thought that his psychological quality had been strengthened, and he became much higher than ordinary people-about this, the police officers who were ridiculed by the Sherlocks in Scotland Yard had to admit, and they even issued a "required use" for this. How long will it take for them to receive an alarm call from a former military doctor angrily killing a consulting detective"—but the facts have proved that no matter how high the psychological quality is, they will not be able to handle the current accident! ! !

Watson shouted face.

Watson took a deep breath, took another deep breath, looked at the other bomb strapped to his body and asked, "This one won't explode, will it?"

"Yes, my dear~" Watson was the only one who did not have two counseling criminals present, even without his sniper now, what's more, they came to the parallel universe Three people came to the same inference), he still appeared to be comfortable enough to be sure that the consulting detective who was pointing a gun at him would not shoot him.

Watson: "..." He stared at Moriarty, who was wearing a black suit and was stared at by another Sherlock, as if he was going to shoot in the next moment, and then stared into his eyes to be blind Someone else's, his roommate, Sherlock, asked viciously: "For God's sake, Sherlock! What the hell does your brother's boyfriend do?" In the current situation, he is not stupid enough to think that The little man is a goldfish, thinking so, Watson couldn't help but make black lines.

Sherlock stared at the expressions of the three people who did not belong to this world. Of course, the other Watson was the first to bear the brunt, and more could be deduced from him.Well, it seems that they already know who Moriarty is, and that his brother doesn't exist in their world.For some reason, Sherlock, who was originally in high spirits, suddenly lost his mood. He lay down on the sofa: "Boring."

Watson: "..." Is this fucking boring? ! !What more do you want?How he wanted to go up and give Sherlock a headbutt!Just at this moment, a familiar and lazy voice came in: "Well—this is really interesting."

Watson looked around and found the source of the sound on his laptop on the table. The irritability in his heart couldn't be lingered no matter what, it's interesting!Why do Holmes deserve such a beating!