The big winner in life [Comprehensive]

The Liang Dynasty was the last feudal dynasty, with four successive emperors, even if it could not be at the bottom of the previous feudal dynasties, it was still on the list.

It stands to reason that such a dynasty should have gradually diluted its sense of existence in the rolling history, but it played its cards so unreasonably, just like Emperor Qiyuan, the last emperor of the Liang Dynasty.

Who said that Emperor Qiyuan was the one who changed the imperial system to a monarchy? He destroyed himself and became the first monarch after changing to a monarchy.In the end and at the beginning, he was taken over. There will be no one like this in the future. What's more, he also has a unique ability to exude charm. Later, there will be a lot of brain-dead fans, so just give it to him Offered on the altar.

It stands to reason that such a historical figure with a legendary experience that can never be replicated again, and a personality charm that moves Jingwei, is the main choice for film and television adaptation.Can be successful, Xiao He is also defeated, Xiao He, Emperor Qiyuan's brain-dead fans-no, they don't call themselves brain-dead fans, they call themselves "half sane fans and half brain-dead fans"-the base is too large, one adaptation is not good, everyone spits stars. can drown you.

This is part of the reason, and the other part of the reason is the Tu family that is still lying across.This is also the difference between the Liang Dynasty and other dynasties. The royal blood of other dynasties has either been lost, or there are still one or two seedlings, which are more likely to have disappeared from everyone.But the descendants of the royal family of the Liang Dynasty, after several generations, seem to be the first family in China, with a detached status.

How should I say it?The value of the invention patent rights of Da Chitose Zoom and the Kyushu Academy under his name has long been estimated by experts, and when the value is estimated to be one-tenth, the whole world has already knelt down.But think about it again, when your basic necessities of life are surrounded by their inventions, you feel it should be taken for granted.

The Tu family has always adhered to #行事高项，做人微微#, and they are well versed in the way of building character, so their respected status is a matter of course.

Pull away, pull back.Now you want to bring the most dazzling ancestor of the Tu clan to the big screen. If the adaptation is successful, then you should.

So that's why in recent years, every year, there are people crying and clamoring to adapt it, but every time there is a lot of thunder and little rain, or even no rain.However, this year, the rumors are getting louder and louder, giving the general public a feeling of "this time it seems to be real".

Most of the people watched silently and said nothing, and then... Shit, this time it's real!The announcement made by the No. [-] giant in the entertainment industry and the Tu clan has not waited for fans all over the world to get angry. A photo that is not a makeup photo or an art photo, just a very ordinary photo will bluff everyone I was stunned for a moment.

A week ago, a high-rise building was built with a theme of "Isn't the technical Emperor Tusheng really time-traveling!" The post became popular!

№687:! ! !

№689:! ! !

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№2222:! ! !

№2223: Mom asked me why I was kneeling and watching the screen, it was because of my deep love for Shuangdi! ! !

№2224: Just came back from running ten laps outside! ! !

№2225: This world is fantastic, I can only say... Well done! ! !

№2226: Why does no one suspect that the photo is a composite, or that the people in it are plastic surgery?

№2227: Hehe, it’s not about being able, but about daring. If there is such a thing, then fans all over the world will dig up their graves.Besides, would the No. [-] giant in the entertainment industry and Tushi tolerate this kind of thing?That is absolutely not the case.

№2228: Agree upstairs.When Tushi came out, I had a premonition that "something big is about to happen". I thought I was going to find members of Tushi who looked a bit like me to shoot, but I didn't expect them to make such a big move!No wonder you are so confident!Not only the similarity in appearance, but also super similarity in spirit, that temperament! !The screen is dirty, let me lick it.

№2229: Hey, quickly show your true form!I lick! !

№2230: I didn't expect it to appear, the probability is one in two thousand and 56 square, absolutely #有生之年#!

№2231: What the hell is the probability upstairs?

№2232: I know this. Previously, this building was discussing that members of the Tu clan would play their ancestors. If the performance failed, the ancestors would crawl out angrily. If there is a schoolmaster, the probability of being Daqiantui or Emperor Qiyuan crawling out is two 56/[-]th, hahaha.

№2233: In other words, I read the news that the Tu clan was offering sacrifices to ancestors, just five days ago.

№2234: Did you think what I thought upstairs?downstairs.

№2235: Upstairs and Upstairs Upstairs thinks what I think, downstairs comes down.

№2236: Shit, is charade interesting?Don't be careless downstairs.

№2237: I'm speechless to you, don't you just think that Chitose and Emperor Qiyuan crawled out?This is impossible, even if their bodies are well preserved, then we have to think about their age at death, right?

№2238: ...

№2239: ...

№2257: This post must be popular!

№2258: Fire Tong Liu Ming!

№2259: +1, by the way, is the host here?

№2260: +2, did the poster buy a lottery ticket?

№2261: I want to talk to the person on the 626th floor about my life.

№2262: +4, the formation is destroyed upstairs, the poster is still reading time travel novels, right?

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№2275: Hey, the location address of the 2261st floor was displayed, [screenshot.jpg], is it my hallucination?

№2276: How easy it is to display other people's location address upstairs! ! !

№2277: Is it the Tushi official address prefix I think?

№2278: I went back and looked at the 626th floor, and then came back to look at it. I was terrified after thinking about it.

№2279: Cough, I'm going to lick the screen, you are free...

№2280: Free...

№2281: By...

№2282: The...

№2283: ...

The official unspeakable address of the legendary Tu family

"Hmm." The slender and white fingers seemed to be swipe carelessly on the tablet, uttering a single syllable with unknown meaning. The rhetoric is not too much, but it makes Tu Jue, the original owner of the tablet computer, wish he could grab the ground with his head, no, all his body.

"Father, this place is much more interesting than I thought it would be, but the people here are a little more rigid and boring." A voice full of vitality came, and Tu Jue really knelt this time. Damn, I didn't hear the person who came claiming to be "" I"?And it's only natural to kneel to the ancestors, isn't it?

No, okay?

When did your ancestors climb out of the ancestral grave, and they were the two most famous ones who raised the IQ of the whole family, and these two completely adapted to the completely different later life in just three days or even less , Let Tu see what real IQ crushing is, and even intend to make a movie adapted from their own deeds, you will not calm down, okay?

"Father, what are you looking at?" The 15-year-old Qiyuan Emperor Tu Ze, who has just ascended the throne, loves to cling to his father as always. He leans his handsome face that has taken off the baby fat and reads: "Technical Emperor Tu Ze Didn't Sheng really time travel, um, does this refer to Father?"

Gu Qing smiled and nodded.

"Traveling, do you mean traveling through time and space? Speaking of which, Dad, have you figured out why we came to the future?" Tu Ze asked while flipping through the forum post that Tu Jue was reading. He is an ancient man who has only been exposed to new technology for five days.

"What do you think?" Gu Qing had already read that forum post, how should I put it, it was very interesting.He read it with gusto, and almost didn't read the post and reply secretly, but was also scared to pee by Tu Jue who had pulled out his vest.He suddenly had a feeling, no, he already had a premonition of #自创笑不未生#.

In the quaint, low-key but absolutely luxurious room, the other members of the Tu clan waited respectfully, as if they were even breathing lightly.

Tu Ze held his chin, and clicked his bright and energetic eyes twice: "I think we may have encountered a wormhole. I checked the time from the past to the present on the Internet, and there are records that it appeared on the same day. If the very rare "Seven Stars" is created, then I have reason to infer that the space-time vortex is caused by the rotation of stars and the combined action of gravity, allowing us to travel in time."

Tu Jue: "..." He was kneeling, and his knees had already been offered.

The rest of the Tu family: "..." They wanted to kneel.

What made them want to kneel was still behind. After Tu Ze finished speaking, he covered his face with embarrassment and smiled: "Oh, you don't believe it, do you? I'm just talking nonsense in a serious manner."

Member of the Tu clan: "..."

Tu Ze grinned, and asked Gu Qing, "Father, what do you think?"

Gu Qing said: "Actually, I opened the time machine from the 22nd century, first traveled to the [-]th century, and then created a wormhole to bring you to the present. The turbulent flow of time and space has not been detected yet, which means that we History hasn’t been changed yet.”

Tu Jue couldn't help but widen his eyes, wouldn't he?

Tu Ze pouted: "Father, you speak nonsense more seriously than I do."

Gu Qing smiled without saying a word.

Members of the Tu clan: "..." They really don't know what to think other than "...".

Tu Jue secretly glanced at the tablet computer held by his ancestor, and thought of the speech in the post, and suddenly had a brain hole, did Da Qiantui use local materials to spout nonsense in a serious manner?Can you stop being so naughty?Wait, when Tu Jue was racking his brains to recall what other disharmonious remarks there were in that post, Emperor Qi Yuan asked Da Qiantui suspiciously: "Shuangdijiao? What kind of religion is this? It seems to be very popular. "

Gu Qing lowered his eyes, put his hands together, it was as beautiful as a painting, and his thin lips parted slightly: "I don't know either."

Tu Ze glanced around for a week, and finally his eyes fell on Tu Jue, who was kneeling, trying to reduce his sense of presence, and wished he could have a hole in the ground: "Tu Jue, come and tell me, don't say you don't know."

Tu Jue: "QWQ"'s bad premonition has come true!And why would he click in so cheaply!Before Tu Jue dared to say "no", the envious and jealous eyes of the members of the Tu clan almost pierced him right through.Damn, you guys envy and hate you, don't you know what the Shuangdi Cult is? ! !My ancestors cheated me!

Tu Jue gritted his teeth and fought hard, "Can the old ancestor hold back?" His back was about to be shot through.

Ancestor - 15 years old - Emperor Qi Yuan, who had just ascended the throne, raised his eyes slightly. His movement was exactly the same as Gu Qing's, very intimidating, and he waved his hand to agree.

The members of the Tu clan naturally did not dare to complain, they filed out, and then all the complaints were directed at the younger generation, Tu Jue.The patriarch asked: "Does any of you know what the Shuangdijiao is? Why haven't I heard of it before?"

Because the elders of the clan came here, they didn't follow the trend that much, so they didn't know about it, but this didn't prevent them from searching online.After finding out what the Shuangdijiao sect is, everyone: "..."

Little did they know that the ancestors were much more accepting of such a fashionable sect than they were. At the beginning, Tu Jue tried to get away with it: "The so-called double emperors refer to the Emperor of Technology and Emperor Qiyuan. This sect is for you two elders. The ancestors sang praises."

Tu Ze was born to laugh before saying anything, and he behaved like his father Yan Xiaosheng Chunyi. He could change his face faster than turning the pages of a book, and changed into a majestic appearance in seconds: "Do you know what crime should be for deceiving the emperor?"

Tu Jue's words were definitely quicker than his mind: "Destroy the Nine Clans!"

Tu Ze blinked: "Hehe, it's good that you know."

Tu Jue's whole body is not well.

Tu Ze rubbed against Gu Qing's shoulder, and changed back to his obedient son in seconds, saying something that made Tu Jue even worse: "Father, I found the link. Uh, huh? Uh-oh."

Tu Jue is now like the eggplant beaten by Shuang, no, he is like a probation prisoner waiting for the final sentence to be executed, and he has a close relationship with him. He is likely to bid farewell to the Internet for a long time in the future.

"So that's how it is. They all think that Dad and I have a father-son relationship."

Tu Jue's hands were soft and he didn't hold back, his forehead was in close contact with the floor, and he made a loud "clang" sound. Before he could feel lucky, his 15-year-old ancestor said again: "Isn't it just obsessed with history?" Is it the romantic affair between Emperor Qi Yuan and Da Qiantui that was recorded in the book? It’s so hard to talk about it.”

Although Tu Jue is two, it doesn't mean he is stupid. After hearing this, he thought about the attributive words of his ancestor, and felt that he really deserved to be the ancestor. He hit the nail on the head.

At the next moment, the real Emperor Qiyuan raised his tone and said to Gu Qing: "Speaking of which, the south wind here is quite strong. Uncle Zhongshun Wang doesn't care if he likes it himself. Seeing that Dad, you are clean and self-sufficient, I think you like it too, and you want to send it to you." Daddy is a child molester, such qualitative thinking is really a goldfish."

Tu Jue: "..." The inexplicable Tu Jue was no longer nervous, and he began to complain in his heart: There is also a lack of necessary logical connection between the first sentence and the second sentence in your words, right?And as expected, what is recorded in the history books is really true, Emperor Qiyuan likes to scold others for goldfish and so on, this point has hit the cuteness of the fans.Of course, half-brain fans and half-sane fans have more cuteness than this one. There are also cute people with high IQ who can solve cases, have good looks and have the right to be willful and cute, etc.Tu Jue also thought it was cute before, but after personally experiencing the legendary inconceivable reasoning skills, his heart was broken. Sure enough, the male god can only be seen from a distance but not up close.

As soon as Tu Jue raised his arms, he opened the distance between his head and the floor when he heard Emperor Qi Yuan say, "Father, you're not a womanizer, are you? I mean——"

"Are you asking about my sexual orientation?" Gu Qing smiled lightly, making Emperor Qi Yuan, who was not afraid of anything and had no fear, shudder abruptly. He quickly showed a soft and cute smile: "I'm just Tell me, Dad~"

"Kang Dang." ← Don't doubt it, this is the sound made when Tu Jue's head and the floor are in close contact again.

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After experiencing a mentally intense activity more exciting than a roller coaster, Tu Jue became the favorite pet of Emperor Qi Yuan and Da Qiantui.

Tu Jue endured the volcanic gaze of his peers in the clan, as well as the Wuzhishan-like pressure from the elders in the clan, but the baby was suffering. The old ancestor broke his leg in a sentence.The Tu family has power, money and prestige. In short, it is Shenhao. The gold medal director and gold medal editor are in place quickly, and even the history experts have invited a reinforcement platoon.

Just one morning, the gold medal editor ran away crying, and one of the history experts almost pouted.

Tu Jue was serving Gu Qing in the next room. He first knelt down at the speed at which Da Qiantui absorbed knowledge, and then conquered Emperor Qi Yuan, who was fighting all the heroes and lashing out at Fang Qiu. He felt his knees ready to move.With this kind of thought, when Tu Ze walked over proudly and dazzlingly like a fighting rooster begging for praise, his mouth was faster than his brain again: "Male god, please accept my knee!!"

Tu Ze looked down at Tu Erjue (he is not tall enough to match his aura, Emperor Qi Yuan is [-] meters tall) looking down at Tu Erjue: "Why do I need your knees?"

Tu Erjue was shocked by the domineering ancestor, he truly realized that this handsome young man in front of him was a decisive emperor who controlled a country.Tu Jue couldn't help wanting to worship, and really offered his knees.

The next moment, Tu Ze lifted his nose triumphantly: "I really can't help it, who told me that I am so extraordinary."

Tu Jue: "..." Don't stop him, he must expose the fact that the male god is actually a psychopath to the fans on the Internet who are kneeling and licking his family's ancestors, but those half-sane fans and half-brained fans will still think, # The male god is still cute without taking medicine#.And if the elders find out, the patriarch will be the first to tear him apart_(:зゝ∠)_

"Dad, I find it fun to make movies, I like it."

Gu Qing's eyebrows softened, and he said indulgently, "It's just as long as you like it."

Tu Jue swallowed quietly, despairing of this face-seeking world, but he had already given up on treatment, so he leaned forward with great ambition and courage and asked weakly, "Aren't the old ancestors worried that you won't be able to go back?" Since they came here, they have been very calm, not to mention quickly adapting to the modern society, and they are also enthusiastically performing their autobiography. They don't see what will happen if they can't go back.

Gu Qing raised his eyes and said slowly: "I thought I said that until now there has been no turbulence in time and space, and the entire modern society has not collapsed, and no one in the Tu family has suddenly disappeared, so that means Not only did we go back, but it didn’t cause a butterfly effect and change history.”

Tu Jue: "...Yes." I am sure that I am a goldfish, which is really a sad fact.Wait, "I have another question, uh, let's say you go back tomorrow, or you go back halfway through filming, what about the film?"

Tu Ze blinked: "We've all gone back, so what's the matter here has nothing to do with us, daddy?"

Gu Qing smiled without saying a word.

Tu Jue: What they said made sense, but I was speechless.Also, why did he eat radish salty and not worry about it? Even if the movie died halfway, it doesn't matter. It's not that it never died.

However, I still want to see it.Tu Erjue would never admit it, he was secretly waiting for Daqiantui or Emperor Qiyuan to be embarrassed, as for the reason, he just wanted to restore his self-esteem that was blown away QWQHowever, Tu Er Jue's self-esteem, which was about to be blown away with the wind, was still lost in the end.

It goes without saying that Gu Qing is the king of acting.As for Tu Ze, he has the acting skills inherited from his father, is this part of the deductive method, okay?What's more, the script, on the surface, was written by the gold medal editor who was getting more and more frustrated and courageous, but it was written under the manipulation/brainwashing of Tu Ze, and Tu Ze could act in his true colors.

And, this is the era of #颜已正正#.The camera that was just invented back then, and the pictures taken with scumbag technology and shoddy quality can make modern fans kneel and lick endlessly.Can you imagine the effect of photos taken with conscience quality using current technology?Seeing that a large group of fans are silent, they will know if there is no protest. Of course, they are waiting for the movie to be shot to see the effect, and then decide whether to protest or not, so ignore it for now.

The static photo is already picturesque, but when it is in action, it will be so simple.

Tu Jue clutched his thumping little liver, and thought of his self-esteem that was gone with the wind, he couldn't help but feel sad. He thought unkindly, wait and see when this movie is released, the Shuangdijiao will definitely grow stronger again. Shi Xiaoye also used to write Xiaohuang Wen in memory of Xiao Ye's lost self-esteem.

Long live the Shuangdijiao!

If you ask the father and son how they felt about making a movie, Gu Qing smiled slightly: "I hope I didn't play myself out of shape, after all, this is the first time."

Tu Ze thought for a while and said, "So it's not easy to fall in love with Uncle Zhongshun, who is an opera singer. When I go back, I won't provoke Grandpa Huang, ahem, and encourage Uncle Zhongshun to make progress."

Seventy-nine days later, Daqiantui and Emperor Qiyuan went back in style.

After the movie was released, the originally quiet forum posts became lively again.

№2284: I'm bent!

№2285: I'm straight!

№2286: I want to invent a time machine!

№2287: I am determined to enter the physics department of Kyushu University!

№2288: I want to try to cross the 108 style!

№2289: I want to go to the second brush!

№2290: I have gone to brush it five times.

№2291: Four times

№2292: Six times

№2293: Seven times, and I am going to watch it for the eighth time. Is there a group?

№2294: +1

№2295: +2

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№2350: Isn’t it necessary to buy a ticket first if you want to use it again?

№2351: People are hard to tear down.

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This movie has strongly boosted the somewhat weak box office trend, and stimulated a large number of students to study hard every day, which is really gratifying.