[Rebirth] Ergou, you have changed
Chapter 7
Ten cockroaches were running around on himself and on the bed.
Lin Mao thought that Dabai would faint from fright, after all, this amount is the limit for ordinary men.
But Lin Mao would not have thought that Dabai is not an ordinary man!
I saw that he quickly swept all the cockroaches off the bed, and then started to pounce wildly, and immediately opened his mouth to bite the cockroaches he caught!
Lin Mao: ...
In just a few minutes, more than half of the cockroaches were trampled to death or beaten to death, and the rest ran for their lives.
Spitting out the cockroaches, Dabai shook his head, "It turns out that people can also grow lice, and they are much bigger than Jiangfu's lice!"
Lin Mao: ...
"Don't sit on the ground, maybe it will climb on you later, go to bed quickly."
Lin Mao tentatively put his hand on Dabai's forehead.
Not hot.
Lin Mao: Don't you think it's dirty?
Dabai still couldn't understand the meaning of his strokes, so he said, "Why don't you sleep on the bed, I'll sleep on the ground, and when those winds come out, I'll wipe them out in one fell swoop."
"..."
Lin Mao directly dragged him into the bathroom, and then threw the shower to him.
He has cockroach wings all over his body, so he can still sleep like this?Dirty!
I can't bear it decisively!
Dabai asked curiously: "You want me to help you take a bath? But didn't you just wash it?"
Lin Mao pointed to Dabai, look at how dirty you are, you should wash it!
Dabai took a look and found that it was a bit dirty.
So Lin Mao closed the door.
While Dabai was taking a bath, Lin Mao took out an insecticide and sprayed the corners of the walls to prevent Dabai from getting up in the middle of the night to catch cockroaches.
But it was the first time in Lin Mao's life that he saw such a strange thing!
Dabai is simply a wonderful bomber, and every minute it kills you, it doesn't pay for your life!
Later, Dabai was forced to brush his teeth again, and the lights in the room were dimmed.
The next afternoon, Ji Shaoze came to look for Dabai.
"Little master, why are you free today?"
"... Dabai, you'll still call me Aze from now on, it sounds more comfortable to me."
"it is good."
Ji Shaoze asked: "Can you get off work early today? Take me to see the person you mentioned."
"Okay, I'll go talk to the boss."
Lu Lu came over with two bottles of things, and said, "Don't tell me, you can go out if you want, and don't forget to come back for dinner."
After speaking, he handed them drinks.
Ji Shaoze now has a pretty good impression of the supermarket owner, so he said "thank you".
Lin Mao watched the two of them go out, and asked Lu Jun: What does he always ask for leave?
"I don't know, maybe I'm going to find memories!"
Lin Mao was puzzled, what memories would that idiot have?At most, it is to be funny!
Dabai took Ji Shaoze to the place he had tracked a few days ago.
"The great master lives inside, but I don't know the exact location yet. I won't know until I look for it after I go in."
Looking at the high-end residential area in front of him, Ji Shaoze silently took out a notebook and ticked it.
Rich and powerful √
"Let's go in and see."
Dabai hurriedly stopped him: "The old man at the door won't let us in, so I was stopped by him that day."
"It's okay, look at me."
Ji Shaoze straightened his clothes, and then went to say hello to the guard at the door.
As a result, people really let it go.
Dabai looked at Ji Shaoze with admiration.
"Don't be dazed, go in!"
After searching inside for a while, Dabai figured out the specific location.Although he has become a human being, he is still very good at finding things, almost all his habits have not changed much, he just has a human skin, and Dabai is still Dabai.
As soon as the two of them reached the stairway, the elevator made a sound.
Dabai took a sneak peek, pulled Ji Shaoze's clothes and said, "The master is in front."
Ji Shaoze immediately leaned over.
Dabai refers to the man walking in the front of the crowd. He is dressed in a black suit, his hair is neatly combed, with sharp edges and corners. He looks like a handsome guy.
Ji Shaoze ticked off the notebook again.
Talented and beautiful √
Dabai fanned the flames from the side: "The great master looks very similar to the one in the previous life, but without the bookishness that master you often talk about, it looks better on the contrary."
Ji Shaoze shook his head and said in a low voice, "No matter how good-looking she is, she's not a woman!"
Dabai rubbed his head, what's wrong with not being a woman?
Maybe it was because the voice was louder here, the man even took a look here, Ji Shaoze immediately dragged Dabai in.
Domineering √
Looking at the small notebooks that were all ticked off, Ji Shaoze covered his face and said, "I'm destined to be the one below!"
In order to help Dabai complete the task, Ji Shaoze endured the humiliation and read those novels last night, so he summed up the three characteristics in the book, and none of them matched his own, but the other party included them all.
The result can be imagined. .
"Dabai, how do you think I should start?"
Chasing women is easy, now you can just go and have a chance encounter.But chasing men, meeting by chance seems to be useless.
Dabai asked very seriously: "Do you like the current big master?"
Ji Shaoze really thought about it for a while, and said, "I don't feel it. It's like looking at a passerby."
"Then what do you like?"
"Pretty, well-educated, occasionally acting like a baby."
"Then please do your best, little master!"
Ji Shaoze: ...
May I know why?
Dabai explained: "He's also a man, maybe his taste is similar to yours, and the chances of being together will be great."
Ji Shaoze thinks about it in a blink of an eye, that man doesn't like gentle, country, beautiful, and Iraqi people, so maybe this will attract his attention.
So Ji Shaoze recalled the novel he read last night, imitating a charming pose.
Then I was disgusted by myself decisively.
Nima is simply shameless!
In the end, the two retreated first, and Ji Shaoze had to go back and think about the specific actual combat missions, after all, he didn't even know his name...
After Dabai separated from him, he walked back alone.
As a result, when he was still thinking, he felt a gust of wind rushing towards him from the left, hitting his left face directly.
Fortunately, Dabai reacted immediately and managed to dodge, but he still stumbled unavoidably.
Before he could stand up, a person stood in front of him.
The man was wearing black clothes and trousers, his whole body was black except for his white skin.
Dabai smelled an unusual breath.
No one spoke first, even Dabai became serious.
The man was even more direct, with a horizontal kick he came towards Dabai's face.
Dabai doesn't know kung fu, so he can only rely on dodging to resist his attack.
After being kicked and hit several times, Dabai finally spoke.
"Why do you hit someone!"
Perhaps it was because Dabai was powerless to fight back, so the man stopped and said calmly, "This is my mission."
Dabai was stunned, he had neither recruited nor provoked anyone, and you gave such a stupid reason for beating someone!
Seeing that the opponent was about to attack again, Dabai immediately said: "Don't do it again, or I won't be polite."
"Humph."
Hearing the other party's voice that sounded like a smile but not a smile, Dabai was really angry.
So when the man's leg continued to come up, Dabai seized the right opportunity to pounce on him, press his leg under him, and then opened his mouth to bite.
The sound of the cloth being pulled was clearly heard.
Dabai bit a piece of his trousers.
"..."
The opponent was obviously stunned, probably because he didn't expect Dabai to make such a move.
The two confronted each other for a while, and the man left decisively.
Dabai didn't catch up, but rubbed the wound instead.
It hurts!
People here are still so inexplicable? !
Incomprehensible!
Preliminary Strategy ([-])
Ji Shaoze has been annoyed recently, and he also looks sluggish when working in the company.
On the one hand, he was confused by what Dabai said, and on the other hand, he was annoyed by the man he wanted to chase.
How do I go after this?
In fact, there are people who are more listless than him.
It was the small inch sitting next to him, who was also Ji Shaoze's good friend Wang Erxiao.
Hearing him sigh several times, Ji Shaoze couldn't help asking, "Have you been deducted the bonus?"
Wang Erxiao stared: "You also know?"
"No, I guess."
Ji Shaoze murmured in his heart, with your money-loving nature, you probably wouldn't be able to sigh when the sky fell apart from deducting bonuses.
"Aze, my plan was returned by the Tianfeng Group."
"You have been in charge of this company's planning list for a year, right? I haven't heard you say that it was returned."
Wang Erxiao scratched his hair irritably: "I don't know what's going on, this time the plan is based on the previous way, I think it's pretty good, there is something wrong with it, and then I was rejected One month's bonus was deducted, one month!"
Wang Erxiao's eyeballs were red.
"Why don't you change the plan again?"
"Forgive my lack of IQ."
"..."
So Ji Shaoze decided to help him take a look.
"How about I change the plan?"
Wang Erxiao looked at him happily.
"What if the bonus is deducted again?"
It turned out that the boss just called here and saw that Wang Xiaoyi's plan hadn't been changed at all, so he immediately criticized Wang Xiaoyi again.
"Tianfeng Group is a big customer. Which company doesn't want to curry favor with you? How big will our losses be if you don't use dim sum?"
Wang Erxiao bowed his head and sincerely admitted his mistake.
But the boss said: "Just in case, this order should be left to Shaoze."
"no!"
Wang Erxiao strongly opposed it.
Ji Shaoze didn't know why he looked at him, just now
Lin Mao thought that Dabai would faint from fright, after all, this amount is the limit for ordinary men.
But Lin Mao would not have thought that Dabai is not an ordinary man!
I saw that he quickly swept all the cockroaches off the bed, and then started to pounce wildly, and immediately opened his mouth to bite the cockroaches he caught!
Lin Mao: ...
In just a few minutes, more than half of the cockroaches were trampled to death or beaten to death, and the rest ran for their lives.
Spitting out the cockroaches, Dabai shook his head, "It turns out that people can also grow lice, and they are much bigger than Jiangfu's lice!"
Lin Mao: ...
"Don't sit on the ground, maybe it will climb on you later, go to bed quickly."
Lin Mao tentatively put his hand on Dabai's forehead.
Not hot.
Lin Mao: Don't you think it's dirty?
Dabai still couldn't understand the meaning of his strokes, so he said, "Why don't you sleep on the bed, I'll sleep on the ground, and when those winds come out, I'll wipe them out in one fell swoop."
"..."
Lin Mao directly dragged him into the bathroom, and then threw the shower to him.
He has cockroach wings all over his body, so he can still sleep like this?Dirty!
I can't bear it decisively!
Dabai asked curiously: "You want me to help you take a bath? But didn't you just wash it?"
Lin Mao pointed to Dabai, look at how dirty you are, you should wash it!
Dabai took a look and found that it was a bit dirty.
So Lin Mao closed the door.
While Dabai was taking a bath, Lin Mao took out an insecticide and sprayed the corners of the walls to prevent Dabai from getting up in the middle of the night to catch cockroaches.
But it was the first time in Lin Mao's life that he saw such a strange thing!
Dabai is simply a wonderful bomber, and every minute it kills you, it doesn't pay for your life!
Later, Dabai was forced to brush his teeth again, and the lights in the room were dimmed.
The next afternoon, Ji Shaoze came to look for Dabai.
"Little master, why are you free today?"
"... Dabai, you'll still call me Aze from now on, it sounds more comfortable to me."
"it is good."
Ji Shaoze asked: "Can you get off work early today? Take me to see the person you mentioned."
"Okay, I'll go talk to the boss."
Lu Lu came over with two bottles of things, and said, "Don't tell me, you can go out if you want, and don't forget to come back for dinner."
After speaking, he handed them drinks.
Ji Shaoze now has a pretty good impression of the supermarket owner, so he said "thank you".
Lin Mao watched the two of them go out, and asked Lu Jun: What does he always ask for leave?
"I don't know, maybe I'm going to find memories!"
Lin Mao was puzzled, what memories would that idiot have?At most, it is to be funny!
Dabai took Ji Shaoze to the place he had tracked a few days ago.
"The great master lives inside, but I don't know the exact location yet. I won't know until I look for it after I go in."
Looking at the high-end residential area in front of him, Ji Shaoze silently took out a notebook and ticked it.
Rich and powerful √
"Let's go in and see."
Dabai hurriedly stopped him: "The old man at the door won't let us in, so I was stopped by him that day."
"It's okay, look at me."
Ji Shaoze straightened his clothes, and then went to say hello to the guard at the door.
As a result, people really let it go.
Dabai looked at Ji Shaoze with admiration.
"Don't be dazed, go in!"
After searching inside for a while, Dabai figured out the specific location.Although he has become a human being, he is still very good at finding things, almost all his habits have not changed much, he just has a human skin, and Dabai is still Dabai.
As soon as the two of them reached the stairway, the elevator made a sound.
Dabai took a sneak peek, pulled Ji Shaoze's clothes and said, "The master is in front."
Ji Shaoze immediately leaned over.
Dabai refers to the man walking in the front of the crowd. He is dressed in a black suit, his hair is neatly combed, with sharp edges and corners. He looks like a handsome guy.
Ji Shaoze ticked off the notebook again.
Talented and beautiful √
Dabai fanned the flames from the side: "The great master looks very similar to the one in the previous life, but without the bookishness that master you often talk about, it looks better on the contrary."
Ji Shaoze shook his head and said in a low voice, "No matter how good-looking she is, she's not a woman!"
Dabai rubbed his head, what's wrong with not being a woman?
Maybe it was because the voice was louder here, the man even took a look here, Ji Shaoze immediately dragged Dabai in.
Domineering √
Looking at the small notebooks that were all ticked off, Ji Shaoze covered his face and said, "I'm destined to be the one below!"
In order to help Dabai complete the task, Ji Shaoze endured the humiliation and read those novels last night, so he summed up the three characteristics in the book, and none of them matched his own, but the other party included them all.
The result can be imagined. .
"Dabai, how do you think I should start?"
Chasing women is easy, now you can just go and have a chance encounter.But chasing men, meeting by chance seems to be useless.
Dabai asked very seriously: "Do you like the current big master?"
Ji Shaoze really thought about it for a while, and said, "I don't feel it. It's like looking at a passerby."
"Then what do you like?"
"Pretty, well-educated, occasionally acting like a baby."
"Then please do your best, little master!"
Ji Shaoze: ...
May I know why?
Dabai explained: "He's also a man, maybe his taste is similar to yours, and the chances of being together will be great."
Ji Shaoze thinks about it in a blink of an eye, that man doesn't like gentle, country, beautiful, and Iraqi people, so maybe this will attract his attention.
So Ji Shaoze recalled the novel he read last night, imitating a charming pose.
Then I was disgusted by myself decisively.
Nima is simply shameless!
In the end, the two retreated first, and Ji Shaoze had to go back and think about the specific actual combat missions, after all, he didn't even know his name...
After Dabai separated from him, he walked back alone.
As a result, when he was still thinking, he felt a gust of wind rushing towards him from the left, hitting his left face directly.
Fortunately, Dabai reacted immediately and managed to dodge, but he still stumbled unavoidably.
Before he could stand up, a person stood in front of him.
The man was wearing black clothes and trousers, his whole body was black except for his white skin.
Dabai smelled an unusual breath.
No one spoke first, even Dabai became serious.
The man was even more direct, with a horizontal kick he came towards Dabai's face.
Dabai doesn't know kung fu, so he can only rely on dodging to resist his attack.
After being kicked and hit several times, Dabai finally spoke.
"Why do you hit someone!"
Perhaps it was because Dabai was powerless to fight back, so the man stopped and said calmly, "This is my mission."
Dabai was stunned, he had neither recruited nor provoked anyone, and you gave such a stupid reason for beating someone!
Seeing that the opponent was about to attack again, Dabai immediately said: "Don't do it again, or I won't be polite."
"Humph."
Hearing the other party's voice that sounded like a smile but not a smile, Dabai was really angry.
So when the man's leg continued to come up, Dabai seized the right opportunity to pounce on him, press his leg under him, and then opened his mouth to bite.
The sound of the cloth being pulled was clearly heard.
Dabai bit a piece of his trousers.
"..."
The opponent was obviously stunned, probably because he didn't expect Dabai to make such a move.
The two confronted each other for a while, and the man left decisively.
Dabai didn't catch up, but rubbed the wound instead.
It hurts!
People here are still so inexplicable? !
Incomprehensible!
Preliminary Strategy ([-])
Ji Shaoze has been annoyed recently, and he also looks sluggish when working in the company.
On the one hand, he was confused by what Dabai said, and on the other hand, he was annoyed by the man he wanted to chase.
How do I go after this?
In fact, there are people who are more listless than him.
It was the small inch sitting next to him, who was also Ji Shaoze's good friend Wang Erxiao.
Hearing him sigh several times, Ji Shaoze couldn't help asking, "Have you been deducted the bonus?"
Wang Erxiao stared: "You also know?"
"No, I guess."
Ji Shaoze murmured in his heart, with your money-loving nature, you probably wouldn't be able to sigh when the sky fell apart from deducting bonuses.
"Aze, my plan was returned by the Tianfeng Group."
"You have been in charge of this company's planning list for a year, right? I haven't heard you say that it was returned."
Wang Erxiao scratched his hair irritably: "I don't know what's going on, this time the plan is based on the previous way, I think it's pretty good, there is something wrong with it, and then I was rejected One month's bonus was deducted, one month!"
Wang Erxiao's eyeballs were red.
"Why don't you change the plan again?"
"Forgive my lack of IQ."
"..."
So Ji Shaoze decided to help him take a look.
"How about I change the plan?"
Wang Erxiao looked at him happily.
"What if the bonus is deducted again?"
It turned out that the boss just called here and saw that Wang Xiaoyi's plan hadn't been changed at all, so he immediately criticized Wang Xiaoyi again.
"Tianfeng Group is a big customer. Which company doesn't want to curry favor with you? How big will our losses be if you don't use dim sum?"
Wang Erxiao bowed his head and sincerely admitted his mistake.
But the boss said: "Just in case, this order should be left to Shaoze."
"no!"
Wang Erxiao strongly opposed it.
Ji Shaoze didn't know why he looked at him, just now
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