[Rebirth] Ergou, you have changed

When I knew that I had become a human being, I was not scared to pee. "

"Can it be the same! Damn, I want to put a charm on the door when I sleep at night, maybe some ghosts and ghosts will suddenly appear under the bed!"

Dabai expressed his loyalty, "No matter what, I will not hurt the little master."

After hearing this, Ji Shaoze still couldn't calm down, but when he heard Dabai's tone, he instantly felt that he was really a good dog.

Phew, good man!

"So you come to tell me what you want??"

Ji Shaoze's mouth was dry, and he took a sip from his water glass.

Dabai said, "I want Master to help me seduce someone."

"puff!"

Ji Shaoze sprayed a mouthful of water on Dabai's body gloriously.

"I'm sorry, this... I really can't hold back. What do you mean by that? You don't know that I'm a... male, right? Is it what I should do to seduce?"

"But I asked my boss, and he said that this kind of thing is seduction, it doesn't matter if it's male or female."

Because the two of them didn't know each other in this life, Lu Jun directly called him a seduction.

Dabai didn't quite understand the meaning of this word.

Ji Shaoze was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood.

Dabai continued: "Originally, I wanted to complete the task secretly, but I found that you and the big master don't know each other at all now. If I don't tell the truth, you will definitely not take the initiative to seduce him."

Even if you tell me, I won't necessarily go!

seduce?

What is it called for a big man to seduce a woman!

Ji Shaoze thought hard!

As a result, Dabai came up with a more thunderous sentence, and directly chopped him half to death.

"I've tracked him down. That man lives not far from here. I'll take you there next time."

Ji Shaoze: ...

man?

man! ?

Nima, you still want me to seduce a man? !

Ji Shaoze lay straight on the sofa.

Dabai quickly reached out to help him: "What's the matter? Little master, are you hungry and faint?"

"Dabai, do you think you came here to harm me on purpose?"

"No, absolutely not! I'm still as loyal to my little master as ever!"

"Then you're still cheating on me!"

Ji Shaoze sat up in one breath, and said angrily: "I'm a man, just like you, you want me to seduce another man? Is there any reason?"

Maybe Dabai didn't understand, so he replied in a daze: "It doesn't matter if it's a man, I don't mind. Besides, you and the master are in love with each other, you should be together."

Ji Shaoze: ...

Nima, you don't mind if I do!

Also, who would fall in love with a man?

Lao Tzu is an upright straight man!

"Little master, as long as I complete this task, I will be completely reborn."

Seeing Dabai's sincere face, Ji Shaoze fell silent.

It can be seen that Dabai is not lying.

And those things and the phrase "little master" made Ji Shaoze feel strange, as if... They all really existed.

"Then the prerequisite for completing the task is that I must be with him?"

"Right, that is it."

Ji Shaoze closed his eyes and took a deep breath.

"Let me digest it."

Dabai was puzzled: "We haven't started eating yet."

"..."

Ji Shaoze asked Dabai to eat some snacks first, and went in to take a bath by himself.

Dabai had never eaten snacks, so he opened a pack of compressed biscuits and took a big bite.

It's crunchy and delicious, similar to Jiangfu's noodle pancakes.

As a result, when Ji Shaoze came out of the shower, the snacks on the table had been swept away.

"Ancient people still love to eat modern snacks?"

"No, I'm just really hungry."

Ji Shaoze wiped his hair, and said after a long time: "Dabai, I've thought about it. If what you said is true, then I might still owe you my life in my previous life, so I can help you with this favor. But there is a condition , as long as I meet the requirements of your system mission, I will immediately surrender, and if necessary, I will explain the truth to him, can you agree to this?"

Dabai nodded, "Okay, but how can you be sure, little master, that you won't fall in love with big master again?"

"Who doesn't have nothing to like what a big man does?" Ji Shaoze wiped his hair helplessly, "Let's leave this matter for now, I'll order takeaway, do you want to stay and eat together?"

Dabai saw that the sky outside had already darkened, so he said, "I'd better go back first, the boss might be waiting for me to go back for dinner again."

Ji Shaoze glanced at him, then rushed over to lick his hair, "Didn't you say that I am your master?"

"Of course you are my master. The boss is my boss now, just like you couldn't disobey the old master before, little master."

"Why don't you live at home? I can still support you. And you don't have any white hair on your body anymore. You can take care of yourself, so you should be able to support yourself well."

Ji Shaoze really thinks that Dabai is a living treasure, it must be very interesting to stay by his side.

It cannot be denied that Dabai's eyes lit up instantly when he heard this, but after thinking for a while, he still said: "I am not a dog now, so I can't just stay here and do nothing. Going to work in the supermarket can also improve my growth rate." It also paves the way for me to become an adult in the true sense in the future.”

Ji Shaoze looked at Dabai in surprise: "When did your brain become so easy?"

Didn't you just say some nonsensical things stupidly?

So Dabai went back happily with a burst of pride.

The little master praised him for being smart!

After seeing off Dabai, Ji Shaoze called and ordered a takeaway, and then began to sit on the sofa in a daze.

He has the experience of chasing women, but he doesn't know how to seduce men, so he needs to make some preparations.

And it is said that he and that person were brothers in the previous life?

Think about it and feel heavy taste.

Incest isn't fun at all, is it?

The Internet is definitely an all-round teacher. You don't need anyone to explain it, you can understand a lot of things by browsing it yourself.

Ji Shaoze opened Baidu, entered the method of "a man pursues a man", and a lot of methods came out.

"Silly white sweet?"

"One chasing, two favorites, three shooting?"

"If you want to grab a man's heart, you have to heal your own waist first?"

"..."

The latter ones are so embarrassing that Ji Shaoze can't watch anymore!

Nima has more tricks than chasing women!

Is this world going against the sky? !

It wasn't until he found a more reliable one that Ji Shaoze began to calm down.

"It is recommended to read the novel first, and then formulate a strategy. The friendship link is below, and the password is ooxx."

Ji Shaoze simply downloaded all the novels in it.

Click on the folder, there are eighteen books in it.

""Friends of Life and Death"?!"

""My Senior Roommate"?!"

""Romantic Rhapsody"?!"

"..."

Just hearing the name, you know it's not a good product!

At the end of browsing, Ji Shaoze's brows were raised upside down!

"Chrysanthemum-flower-remnant?!"

Ji Shaoze really felt a pain in the back!

Reborn as a Human ([-])

Lin Mao still teases Dabai from time to time.

But what puzzled him was that no matter how much he teased him, Dabai never once complained to himself and the army.

So he decided to make a big move! !

While the army was shopping for lunch at noon, Lin Mao went to get a nest of cockroaches, and then planned to find the right time to bring them all into the room where Dabai slept...

The quilt on the bed was still a bit messy, Lin Mao hid all the cockroaches under the quilt with a wicked smile.

The roaches took sleeping pills so they didn't wake up until night.

Thinking of that idiot who was suddenly covered in cockroaches while sleeping, Lin Mao was so happy that he wanted to pound the table.

Just before getting off work at night, the army suddenly said that he would stay.

Lin Mao frowned: Why do you stay here if you have a family?

"Tomorrow the delivery guy will come early, and he will come to pick up the goods at five o'clock. Tonight, I'll just make do with Dabai."

Lin Mao: You don't even look at your own figure. The bed in that room is too crowded to sleep alone. Why are you just messing around?

"I can sleep on the floor, where have we never slept in the army?"

Lin Mao felt a little guilty, if Lu Jun went to live here tonight, he would be miserable, and when the matter came to light, he would definitely be slapped!

Lu Jun urged him: "Go back quickly, and be careful on the way."

Lin Mao: How about I help you pick up the goods tomorrow, and you go home.

"why?"

Lin Mao: You are the boss, and I am the employee. The receipt of goods should be done by the employee. You should go back and sleep well!

It made sense for Lu Jun to think about it in a blink of an eye, so he went home in peace.

Dabai was tidying up. Before Lu Lu left, he told him, "Lin Mao will sleep with you tonight, and the goods will be delivered tomorrow."

"Okay, goodbye, boss."

When Dabai locked the door and went upstairs, Lin Mao was looking for something.

"What are you looking for? Let me help you."

Lin Mao: Are there any clothes you haven't worn?

Dabai: "So? What does this mean?"

Lin Mao forgot and understood the sign language he didn't understand, so he had to find a pen and paper and write down the question just now.

Unexpectedly, Dabai took the paper and read it over and over several times, and said blankly, "I still don't understand."

Lin Mao: ...

Can't communicate at all!

In the end, Lin Mao could only rely on his own nose to smell those clothes that had been washed and those that had not been worn.

Dabai had almost worn out the several sets of spare clothes that the army put here at the beginning, but fortunately there was still one set left in the closet next to it.

After both of them finished washing, Lin Mao spread a blanket on the floor and watched Dabai take off his shoes and get under the covers.

Sure enough, after a while, Dabai felt itchy all over his body, as if something was crawling again!

Lin Mao smiled triumphantly.

Dabai sat up abruptly, lifted the quilt and saw the number