Frenzy [football]

On a sunny afternoon, the long-legged and short-legged man who was forced to sleep by a wave of troubles recently flew to Madrid to find a good partner he met in Atletico Madrid.

Madrid can be warmer than Rome on a March day.

This day happens to be Real Madrid's rest day, and Atletico Madrid still needs training, so the long and short legs who are under the penalty period first asked Enzo to have a picnic together!I plan to wait until the evening to have dinner with his Atletico Madrid friends! !

I just arrived in Madrid with long and short legs, and when I saw Enzo driving in the car, I said a lot of aggrieved!After arriving at the picnic site, he continued to think about what to say.

"Since that Mario came to Rome, my luck hasn't improved! It's been three months! My situation here has never improved!! I have realized now that I should just hide from him Stay away! Every time I get too close to him, bad, bad things happen!

"It's not the first time I've done something like wearing a Roma scarf for self-defense! How come I was discovered at his meeting! After being discovered, the whole world will condemn me, but if I don't pretend like this , where I was recognized as Lazio player Garrincha, can I still go home intact!

"And obviously he bit me! I didn't let him bite me! No! Really not!! But now many people come to ask me, do I have a special habit in that aspect!!! Some people come to ask me Don't like the feeling of suffocation!! Ask me what I think about whipping!! Ask me if I would like to help them clear up the misunderstanding among the public!!

"I have a bad relationship with Mario! Not a good relationship at all!! Who the hell is going on a date! What the hell is going to have a Roman Holiday! I hate him to death!!"

Basking in the sun that can make people feel better, the long and short legs still feel angry, so they hit their head on the grass, lying there and kicking their legs to vent all kinds of negative emotions.On the other side, Enzo took out a few suitcases that had been prepared earlier from the trunk of the car, spread a large tablecloth on the grass in a funny way, and then called the long and short legs to lie down on the tablecloth .

The long and short legs that were still posing in various shapes on the grass, rolling over, lying down and kicking to make a running posture immediately rolled over!When he rolled to Enzo's side, he took advantage of the situation and simply grabbed Enzo's body, and then continued to complain about his grievances.

"It's hard without football! I've only played one Champions League game in the last three weeks!! Do you know how much I cherish this game!!

"I still feel that I was wronged by the five-match suspension! I was implicated by that Mario! But now many people think that I am making trouble for no reason from the beginning to the end!! Can people still play football well! Obviously I Victim from beginning to end!!"

The long and short legs that were on Enzo's body were still dishonest, rolling around in his arms, and rolled the grass clippings that he had just rolled down in the grass on Enzo's body again, which was really annoying to Enzo. Zuo sighed helplessly and amusedly, told the long and short legs to stop moving, and then reached out to help the long and short legs remove the grass clippings in his hair little by little.

Maybe it's because the whole person is lazy and warm in the sunshine of Madrid in March, and it's too comfortable, or because it feels so good to lie in the arms of the male god Enzo, with long and short legs leaning forward and narrowing his eyes, Let Enzo help him remove the grass rhinoceros in his hair bit by bit.

When he turned over while lying down with long and short legs, the bird totem tattoo on the side neck was clearly visible in Enzo's sight.It rises and falls subtly with the boy's breathing, on a healthy complexion, in an absolutely fragile position, with a youthful body temperature, which makes people want to reach out and touch it.

When Lei Yi felt the side of his neck being touched, the long and short legs that were lying comfortably with closed eyes opened their eyes, and then squinted their eyes to look at Enzo's face that resembled his father Guti under the backlight contour.

"Your tattoo, here, seems to be missing a little bit."

He clearly heard Enzo's voice, but it reminded the long and short legs of the moment when his side neck was bitten by someone!Immediately, he clutched his neck and sat up abruptly.When his consciousness came back and he fully realized what Enzo said, he almost burst into tears.

Long and short legs: "I know! I wanted to get it done! But the tattoo master put me on the blacklist!!"

Enzo: "It's okay, it looks good this way."

Long and short legs: "Really! Actually, I have read it very carefully! There are not many missing places! It is not a circle of embossing either!"

Enzo: "Really."

Long and short legs: "Really, really? It looks good!? Then help me take another look! Hurry up!"

I have always thought that Enzo's taste is excellent, and Enzo said that if you look good, you must look good with long or short legs. Don't mention how happy you are when you hear this sentence!This exposed his side neck, allowing Enzo to take a good look in the sun! !

That is to say, when the long and short legs took advantage of the suspension and ran to Madrid to complain about his grievances with his former club teammates, the famous Italian prank show, the program group of SCHERZIAPARTE, was trying to figure out how they would trick Garrincha in the next episode. Have a serious discussion with Skotic, the two "football superstars" who play in Rome.

"Garrincha and Scotty really did everything to get their suspensions mitigated. They did what they should have done and what they shouldn't have done, but the relationship between them is really what they say they are. Is that okay? This is a concern of all Italy and even Europe."

After SCHERZIAPARTE's planner said this, the chief director laughed and said in an almost certain tone: "Is it really that good? Of course not. So the direction of our program is how to go To present the true relationship between them as intuitively as possible to the audience."

After the chief director said this sentence, the people who participated in this discussion laughed very ambiguously and maliciously.

The planner who was immediately pointed out the direction said: "It is actually not difficult to show this. We just need to let them meet each other by chance without defense! In this way, we can get their most authentic reaction."

"Ahem." The Italian-style sexy female assistant director who minored in psychology in college immediately added her opinion: "I think it's not just about letting them meet by chance without defense." To each other. We should also create a very tense atmosphere for them before they meet each other. People only react when their nerves are extremely tense. "

After the assistant director said this, he was immediately affirmed by all the staff.As a result, their direction of action has been more specific and detailed.Now, it's time for the little undercover agents of the SCHERZIAPARTE program group to exchange their work results.

"I've been in touch with the waiters at several restaurants Garrincha has been to. They'll let me know as soon as Garrincha passes by."

A staff member of the program group said this, and immediately got applause from the whole group.So the other person raised his chin again, smiled happily and said: "I bought a certain staff member at the Roma training base. He can tell me Skotic's daily movements and when he leaves the training base." Yes, even...he can cooperate with us when necessary! He said that he is very willing to go to SCHERZIAPARTE!"

The undercover agents in the program group became more and more excited as they talked. At this time, the mobile phone of the female assistant director of the program group vibrated. She looked at the caller ID and her expression was completely different. She said excuse me and got up after a while. Go outside to answer the phone.

So the members of the program team continued to discuss, and they said that it would not be difficult to know the whereabouts of Scotich.It wasn't hard to figure out where Garrincha was, but how would the two of them run into each other in that nerve-wrecking situation?And just 5 minutes later, when the female director returned to the meeting room, the message she brought back almost instantly cleared up their messy thoughts! !

"Guys! I was told by the inside line at Air Europa in Spain! Garrincha left for Madrid today! And he's going back to Rome on the 25pm flight tomorrow! ETA is at [-]:[-]pm! Flight number I Already got it!"

As a result, the meeting room, which had been in full swing just now, fell silent.Then, the staff member who had an inside line at the Roma training base immediately picked up and said: "An hour ago, my inside line told me that he heard Skotic call his friend and say that he was going to the city tomorrow." A store for sneakers! He already told me the name of the store! I can find out where that store is right away!"

Okay, now everyone's in a "we're ready to go big" kind of way.So everyone looked at the chief director in unison, waiting for his order!

"Tomorrow, stop Garrincha at the airport!"

So the planner on the side also laughed, "Maybe we have to mobilize a lot of well-trained volunteer actors this time. I already have a brilliant idea. Maybe...we will need sixty to one hundred Roman teams jerseys of this season? And an equal number of Lazio jerseys of this season."