Frenzy [football]

It has been many days since the tragic Roman Derby, and the tragically injured neck with long and short legs is almost healed, but let alone seeing Skotic, even thinking of that barbarian will make his neck tingle It hurts!But men should be brave!How could he be timid because of that person's high force value and vicious methods! !

Gazzola: "Leiy."

Long and short legs: "Hmm?"

Gazzola: "Are you okay? You can hold hot chocolate and drink it as you walk."

Long and short legs: "Cocoa but I don't think it's good to eat while walking!"

Gazzola: "Leiy, if you feel scared, you can stand behind me later. But I can assure you that Christian will take care of his players."

Long and short legs: "..."

Just like that, with long and short legs holding hot chocolate in one hand and covering his neck that was bitten a few days ago with the other, he silently followed behind the captain of his own club, and walked towards the meeting place they agreed not far away.

When the long and short legs were able to see the two very conspicuous sculptures of naked men, he subconsciously grabbed the hem of his team leader Gazzola's coat, thinking that it was not good to keep his head down and look serious. A real fighter who is afraid of biting the defender, but his small appearance when walking with his head down has already exposed his inner tension!

And in stark contrast to him, is the Scotty standing under the two sculptures, looking down at him!The ice-colored eyes of the best defender of the Roma team caught the captain almost as long and short legs followed him up the first flight of stairs, and stared at him tightly.

And the long and short legs, who have always had good eyesight, can almost feel the familiar, almost real sight without looking up!he knows!He knew it must be that bastard defender looking at him!Long and short legs feel that he must stare back!He has to let the other party know that he is not afraid!That's it, the long and short legs gave him repeated psychological training, and after raising his head and lowering his head, he finally raised his head suddenly and looked at the bottom of the sculpture! !But he never expected that he would meet the opponent's eyes so easily! !

Because the mental construction before the long and short legs took too long, when he glared at Skotic, the distance between the two was already very close!It was so close that their respective captains had already waved to each other to say hello! !So he just saw such a Scottie who was close in front of him looked at him and smiled, smiled and licked his upper teeth!

Emma!The footsteps of the long and short legs were unsteady and almost tripped himself on the steps!In the panic, he subconsciously grabbed the clothes of his captain Jia Zola, and then stood still awkwardly!

fortunately!Fortunately, the cup of hot chocolate in his hand has almost been consumed by him!Otherwise, what kind of embarrassment would it be?But even so, long or short legs still feel embarrassing...really embarrassing...

But this is just the beginning.

According to the meaning of the club, the long and short legs and Scotty should pretend to be a pair of good friends and come here together on the afternoon of the rest day and take pictures as a souvenir.After going back, they each posted on their own social network accounts, and each other in Aite! !

So, how to take photos under these two sculptures of naked men?

Christian: "Why are you two standing so far away! I'm afraid that others will not know that you have conflicts!"

Gazzola: "Leiy, your head is tilted in the opposite direction, which makes it look like you don't want to stand with Skotic."

Christian: "Put your arm on Garrincha's shoulders, that's right. Be aggressive! Like a Roma defender!"

According to the requirements of the captains of the two teams, they have to put on the appearance of good football partners.What is a good football partner?First of all, cuddling and hugging can only be at an elementary level.

That is to say, when the long and short legs are still trying to pay attention not to let themselves face the other side, and the non-tattooed side of the neck is not exposed to the attacking range of Scotich's teeth, Scotich has already thrown his arm. He hooked the long and short legs, and let the little long and short legs, which were more than a dozen centimeters shorter than him, lean on his body.So he was always worried about the length of his neck, and suddenly found that his neck was already attached to Scotich's chest!

yeah?He is safe! !

Seeing that the two were roughly in place, Christian took out the good camera he had borrowed from his sister and started shooting.However, I took several pictures and felt dissatisfied, and the effect was wrong.Just when Christian was seriously thinking about what the problem was, Gazzola, the captain of the long and short leg family, had already spoken.

"Leiy, your movements look so stiff, it doesn't even feel like you're enjoying a holiday with your friends. Where's all your zest for life? Don't waste any more time, we're done shooting here Still have to turn around."

The long and short legs who were named and criticized by their captain sniffed, and the little long and short legs who wanted to call it a day looked at the only person around him who could learn from it, so they planned to do the same as Scotty!But here comes the problem, the long and short legs are much shorter than Scotty!He simply can't get his arm around the back and put it on Scotch's other shoulder in the current position! ! !

The long and short legs twitched when they discovered this serious question, but he didn't want to be found out!So he just tiptoed silently, trying to make up for the height difference between himself and the 1.9-meter defender in this way!But how could this little move of his be hidden from Skotic, who was hooking him with his arm now!So the defender with ice-colored eyes slowly turned his head to look at the Lazio winger Devil Wing whose hair was not even up to his own neck, and then grabbed Lei Xiaoyi's with the other hand without saying a word, and held Put the hands of the long and short legs on his waist.

Christian: "This feels right! Garrincha! Use your other hand too! Put both hands on Scotch's waist together! It looks so weird with the other hand hanging like that Come on! Come on! You can only get there!"

Long and short legs: "..."

Yue Yihuang, who is far away, will not know that in the south of Italy, there is a small winger who is not yet 20 years old... In order to be able to play in the home game against their Turin team in seven weeks, he has done too many breakthroughs Bottom line matter.

This kind of breaking through the bottom line...even made the little winger who was always eager to express something on the social network feel ashamed, and never wanted to click on those web pages again.

That is to say, within an hour of the long and short legs and Skotic each posting their status, the two "embrace each other" in front of two naked male sculptures, at the home stadium shared by Roma and Lazio, Rome The photo of holding hands in front of the Olympic Stadium and the photo of choosing ice cream together in an ice cream shop in Rome have been wildly circulated by fans! !

When almost all Roma fans and Lazio fans saw those photos...the first words that popped into their heads were: What'sthefucking!!!

But most of the people who have nothing to do with themselves think... this is too, wife, wife to fight... right...

But this is just the beginning! !How about the two players who have created so many topics in a week, and they are both popular players in Serie A. When the heat of the previous news has not subsided, they released another cosmic invincible move. The media Would you miss this headline? !

"Corriere dello Sport": They were a pair of such close friends.

Gazzetta dello Sport: The best literary and artistic photography of the week.

"Turin Sports News": Serie A reappears the love of the city! !

"World Sports Daily": The club's good players!

"Aspen": He betrayed the son of the golden wolf!

When the news was only spread from the Apennine Peninsula to the Iberian Peninsula, it was already becoming more and more crazy, but when these photos spread to the British Isles! ! !

Alas, the big rotten country, which has never been limited to its own league and its players, immediately showed their great interest and enthusiasm for such news! !

"Daily Mirror": "It's impossible!! He must have been coerced!" - Tiggs was tearful when he mentioned the intimate photo of Garrincha and the rival team's Tiewei.

"The Sun": Biting on the first game, holding hands on a date on the next game, your side neck and my ribs, love Rome Olympic Stadium.

On the third night of sniffing and choking with long and short legs against the moon, the two clubs, Lazio and Roma, finally submitted their second appeal to the Italian Football Association after seeing that the momentum was almost done!

Moreover, in this complaint, the two teams have emphasized several times in different paragraphs in their respective submissions that "they are a pair of friends who have such a harmonious relationship."

This time, it may be because the teams that should have maintained a hostile relationship with each other have made too much sacrifice in order to reduce the penalty, and the sincerity has really been seen by people all over Europe and the world.Or maybe it's because...the Italian Football Association really doesn't want to see two teams with great records in Serie A this year...and do more things to tarnish the image of Serie A in order to achieve the purpose of reducing the penalty of suspension...

In short, after the second appeal by Lazio and Roma, the Italian Football Federation miraculously stated that the appeals submitted by the two teams for Garrincha and Scotic were successful, and the eight-match ban for the two was reduced to five.

This means that Lei Yi will not miss the battle with Turin!

After receiving this news, in order to alleviate the suspension penalty imposed by the Football Association, the long and short legs that gave up everything shed tears of grievance and emotion.Witnessed by the captain and vice-captain of his own club, the long and short legs expressed their gratitude to the club manager and promised that they would never do such impulsive things again in the future!

But, stupid long and short legs.

Do you think that everything is over, that such a big trouble can be uncovered, and even soon be forgotten by everyone?

you are too naive! ! !

The most famous comedy prank show in all of Italy, SCHERZIAPARTE has watched the whole incident! !

If you are an old fan of Italy, you can know the brilliant achievements of SCHERZIAPARTE!Inzaghi, Maradona, Zambrotta, Buffon, Vieri, Totti!These celebrities have all been tricked by SCHERZIAPARTE.

And a few years ago, SCHERZIAPARTE's program with the theme of Francisco was even more hilarious. After ten years, it is still fresh in people's memory, and I want to dig it out and watch it again after a while!

In that episode, SCHERZIAPARTE found a former playboy, a glamorous ex-girlfriend of Prince Francisco of Turin!And invited four beautiful and cute little actors!They... made Francisco's ex-girlfriend say to him affectionately: "I gave birth to you four children! Four! But are you going to give me up? Oh! God, you put all the best things in the world It was given to this cruel man, but sympathy and mercy were not given to him!"

And all this!All of this was done in front of Francisco's partner and lover, Yue Yihuang! !

Now, the current chief director of SCHERZIAPARTE, after seeing the "dating intimate photos" with long and short legs and the iron guard of the Roma team, said with a golden finger: "It's them!!"

Short legs!Scotty!Did you hear that! SCHERZIAPARTE is coming soon! ! !