those things in heaven

After drinking for three rounds, I saw that Kui Mulang was eager to try and couldn't sit still, so I smiled and said: "But I'm a little too drunk, I hope Lord Xing will forgive me!"

Kui Mulang is also a human sperm, and took the opportunity to step off the stage, saying: "Exactly, exactly, the wine is just right here, but it is not beautiful after drinking too much! My wave moon cave is simple, and the two of you If you don’t mind fellow Taoists, stay here for a few more days so that I can fulfill my friendship as a landlord!”

Qingxi and I naturally agreed and thanked, and then Kui Mulang ordered the little demons who served him personally to take us to the guest room to rest.

Kui Mulang is also a powerful star king in the sky, so this wave of moon cave is also well managed. The cave should have been organized by Kui Mulang, so there is a lot of space. The oil lamp made of shark oil is inlaid with pearls the size of a fist, and some flowers and trees have been planted. It looks broken and has a bit of charm, presumably it is also for the shame of flowers.

After turning a few corners, I arrived at the so-called guest room. Qingxi took out a few pills and gave them to the little demons. It's useless at all, it can only be eaten as jelly beans, but it is still useful to these little monsters. After receiving the elixir, a few little monsters wished they could be grateful to Dade, and retired happily.

Waiting for the little demon to leave, Qing Si said with a smile: "Why do you think of matching this Kui Mu Lang and that Bai Hua Sha?"

I said casually: "After all, it is a marriage established in a previous life!"

Seeing Qing Si's half-smile, I told the truth: "Actually, I just feel like a pool of stagnant water in the courtyard today, and I wonder if I can add some excitement!"

Qingxi suddenly became a little dazed. What does this have to do with Kuimu Lang Baihua's embarrassment? I just laughed without saying a word. Many things actually only need an introduction. Most of the gods in the heavens are pure-hearted and ascetic, but the human race does not. Similarly, if the gods in Heaven have more relationships with humans, what will Heaven look like in the future?

Qing Si didn't ask any further. To be honest, he really doesn't care about the future of Tianting. Anyway, it doesn't have much to do with him. There are not many people in Tianting who can offend him, and there are almost no people he can't afford to offend now. Now that he's gone, he has nothing to worry about.

But over there, Kui Mulang is now in Baihuashou's room. Before Baihuashao watched Hong Haier play with his two children, the children were very energetic. Baihuasham was just a mortal. , Therefore, I was tired of watching from the sidelines, and now I have put a few children to sleep, and the whole person is tired.

Kui Mulang turned into an extremely handsome human figure, and appeared in the room. When Bai Hua saw him, he was startled: "Who are you, and how did you get here?"

Kui Mulang hurriedly said: "Ma'am, it's for my husband!"

Bai Hua was startled, she heard the voice was indeed, but with this appearance, she hesitated for a moment and asked, "My lord, this?"

Kui Mulang stepped forward and boldly grabbed Bai Huashou's wrist. Bai Huashou was shocked by Kui Mulang's appearance at the moment, and forgot to break free for a while. Er Aiqiao, why didn't I think of it before, if Zaozao was like this, she would have been ashamed and in love with Baihua long ago.

Kui Mulang therefore said: "Madam, I told you before that you and I have made love in the previous life. After you reincarnated, I have been looking for your reincarnated body! You have always said that I look majestic in the previous life, Therefore, I have always maintained that appearance, but I never thought that you are just a mortal in this life, so?"

Bai Huasha quickly grasped the key point in Kui Mulang's words: "A mortal? Your Majesty, then who was I in my previous life?"

Kui Mulang hesitated for a moment, and then said: "Madam, I am Kui Mulang, the star king in the sky, but you are the jade girl in the Temple of Pixiang. In the Pantao Festival, after you and I met, we tried to communicate in private. It's a pity that the Queen Mother The maids in the palace are not allowed to have any personal affairs, so you told me to go down to the world and let us meet in the world, so after finding your reincarnation, madam, I will go down to the world to find you and marry you!"

Kui Mulang said it with a nose and eyes, and Bai Huashu was naturally willing to believe that he was a fairy in his previous life rather than a banshee, so he naturally believed it now, but said: "Oh, my husband, why didn't you tell me before?" What about it?" At this moment, she stopped calling Kui Mulang and called the king, and there was more intimacy in her tone.People's hearts are fleshy. Kui Mulang has been devoted to her for so many years. If the stars are not given to the moon, Baihua is not unsympathetic. It's just that Kui Mulang is a monster and has a lump in his heart. Now I heard that Kui Mulang The wooden wolf is the god of the heavens, so the uncomfortable feeling disappeared immediately.

Kui Mulang naturally felt the change in Baihua's shameful attitude, but he pretended to be pitiful and said: "Madam, my wife, we didn't expect that after you reincarnated, you have no previous memories at all, so you don't know me. What's more, I went down to earth privately, if my superiors find out, our whole family will suffer, how dare I say that?"

Bai Hua hurriedly asked: "Then why did you say it today!"

Kui Mulang proudly said: "Today, my two old friends are also immortals in the heaven, but there are big backers behind them, and with their help to cover up, even if I go down to earth without permission, it will be a big mistake, and it will be over after a small punishment. What's more, my husband got a piece of news today, but it was a sutra learner sent by the Eastern Tang Dynasty to the Lingshan Mountain in the West Heaven to seek the real scriptures. At that time, he was relegated to the mortal world because of his contempt for Buddhism, but now he is cultivating for ten generations. Although he is a mortal now, the cultivation base of ten generations has been sealed in his body, so if he can eat a piece of his flesh, he will be able to live forever! "

Bai Huaxie hesitated immediately: "Cannibalism?"

Kui Mulang hurriedly said: "Madam, the husband is for the sake of the wife and the father-in-law. The father-in-law and the mother-in-law are not young now, but now they have never even seen our children. It's very useful. For so many years, my father-in-law and the others have worked hard and lacked energy. Besides, the monks are merciful. We just begged for a few pieces of meat from the Tang monk, but it didn't hurt his life. Go back and nourish yourself. Will it grow back again? At that time, we will pay Dabi's gold and silver and escort them all the way out of the country, so as to prevent them from being schemed by others, what does Madam think?"

Bai Huaxie suddenly felt excited. Women may not be obsessed with longevity, but it is very tempting to not grow old. Kui Mulang said again: "Madam, as a husband, I want our family to be together for a long time. After all, after this incident, the matter of being a husband will naturally be noticed by the superiors, and it is inevitable that he will have to go to heaven to plead guilty. Although some people turn around, they will still be punished no matter what. One year on the sun and earth, if there is no father-in-law and mother-in-law to protect, wouldn't the wife and the two children have to suffer?"

Kui Mulang didn't say it clearly, but Bai Huashu also heard the implication, if she couldn't prolong her life, she couldn't say, she couldn't wait until Kui Mulang went down to the realm again.

What's more, what Kui Mulang said makes sense. They didn't really want to kill people, but they just borrowed a few pieces of meat from Tang Monk. When the time comes, they will definitely reward him with rare tonics and high-quality medicines for golden sores, so as to ensure that he will not be left behind. What's wrong with it.Bai Huaxie also worshiped the Buddha. Those who have read the Buddhist scriptures naturally know that there are many sacrifices in the Buddhist scriptures. For Buddhism, the physical body is just a stinky skin, which is useless at all. Therefore, it is no big deal to give this physical body. of.

Bai Huayu quickly convinced herself, so she said, "What my husband said is true, but when will the scripture learners come?"

Kui Mulang saw Bai Hua shamefully agreed, and said: "Madam, don't worry, Tang Seng and his party will arrive soon, but we need to make good preparations, and when the time comes, we will directly take that Tang Seng to see Yuezhang. Father-in-law is happy, what does Madam think?"

Bai Huaxie immediately agreed, and said: "The person who learns the scriptures can reach us safe and sound, I'm afraid he is still a little bit capable. Husband has to be careful!"

Kui Mulang comforted: "Madam, don't worry, you know what your husband knows, and nothing will go wrong!"

After the two talked about it, they had been in love for so many years, and now it was more concubine love, and the love soon became lingering. Bai Hua shyly rejected it, and then rested with Kui Mulang, and the cloud fell overnight. //Rain//wrap//do not mention cotton.

Therefore, when we waited for the next day, Qingxi and I were surprised to see Kui Mulang and Bai Hua look as if they were newly married.Kui Mulang's face was red and full of ambition, but Bai Huaxuan was shy and charming. She was born beautiful, but now she is even more shameless. It's no wonder that Kui Mulang can't forget it.

But over there, Tang Seng and his party have been in trouble, but now they have arrived at Baihu Ridge. There used to be a banshee in Baihu Ridge. Monsters, no backing, Ye Luzi's background, in terms of mana and power, he is not very good, but he is quite proud. Before the monster clan completely evacuated, many monster clans have defected to those big monsters with high reputation and high ability However, Madam Bone was unconvinced.A monster like her who has attained the Tao with bones, faces more serious catastrophes and three disasters, so she covets Tang Monk's flesh very much, so she just doesn't want to leave.She has committed a lot of murders over the years, and she has no subordinates. Therefore, when Emperor Gou Chen ordered people to dispatch, she was almost the first to bear the brunt.

There is no Mrs. Bone on Baihu Ridge, so many people have moved here. Although it is a barren mountain, it is remote after all. Moreover, Mrs. Bone has harmed all the ferocious beasts. It is said that there is a lot less threat, the sky is high and the emperor is far away, and he doesn't have to pay any taxes, and he can hunt and gather herbs. Therefore, a village moved here collectively.

There are troublesome people in the poor mountains and rivers. This is called a village, but it is actually a grassy cottage. The people in the cottage were originally a gang of robbers and gangsters, but they were chased by the government, and then dragged their families and ran here. Except for hunting and farming , In fact, I also work part-time in the robbery business. After all, although this place is remote, it is also a place where many caravans must pass. Now they have few people and can't afford it, but they open teahouses and restaurants at the foot of the mountain. If they are not easy to mess with, they will trade with them, and if they meet weak ones, such as those small caravans, or individual pedestrians, they will be stunned by a bowl of sweat medicine, and they will be chopped up to make human meat buns.Therefore, their lives are prosperous, and the news is quite well-informed.

Therefore, when Xuanzang and his party arrived nearby, they were discovered.These people are short-sighted, and they don't know any important national affairs or Buddhist plans. Therefore, when they heard that Xuanzang said that he was a Buddhist learner from the Tang Dynasty in the East, they immediately became concerned and prepared to put Xuanzang on the ground. The people in the village shared the food.

It's just that Tang Seng's disciples are all like monsters, and they are really difficult to deal with. Therefore, during the day, he served a fast meal, and at night, he used the smoke to put Xuanzang, who was resting alone, upside down. Go out, and then set a fire, hoping to burn Sun Wukong and Zhu Ganglie to death together.

Sun Wukong, Zhu Ganglie, and the others really couldn't call Tang Seng dead, so before the gang of bandits sharpened their knives, Huo Huo killed Tang Seng first, and then restrained him, whether it was Monkey King, Zhu Ganglie, or Sha Wujing They are not good people, on the contrary, each of them is very murderous. They slept soundly and were smothered by the fire. Now the murderous intention came up, and they simply threw those people into the sea of ​​fire.

In the end, when Xuanzang woke up, he found that the teahouse had been burnt to the ground, and no one had escaped except his master and apprentice. Therefore, he blamed Monkey King and the others for not saving people, and Zhu Ganglie didn't know it was intentional. Still speaking casually, he said directly, if they hadn't seen the opportunity quickly, Xuanzang would have turned into a human flesh bun by now.

Immediately, Xuanzang was so angry that his seven orifices were filled with smoke, and he only said that they were too murderous, and he couldn't keep them anymore, so he told them to get out!

Sun Wukong and the others have long been unwilling to serve such a monk. They cause trouble all day long, but they still act like I don’t go to hell, whoever goes to hell, no matter how others treat him, they keep saying they are merciful. It's so boring. If it weren't for this monk's side effects, everyone along the way knew that this monk was never allowed to kill people. How could there be so many troubles? Although everyone wants to live forever, they are all afraid of losing their lives for nothing. ah!As a result, no one dared to attack Tang Seng now.

A few people decided to let the monk know what it means to have a sinister human heart, so they all pretended to leave, but they were actually hiding nearby, watching Tang Seng mess around.

Fortunately, Ao Lie is quite reliable. Tang Seng has always forgotten that the white horse under his ass is actually a dragon. Therefore, Ao Lie took Tang Seng out of Baihu Ridge safely, all the way to Baoxiang Kingdom come.

But here, Kui Mulang has been moving very fast these days. He directly built a villa outside Wanzi Mountain, led a group of maids and some little demons with higher morals over there, and used illusion to cover up their appearance. , and got a few talismans from me to cover up the evil spirit, and then, he became the owner of the newly built Baihua Villa in a grand manner.

Qingxi and I waited for Kui Mulang to move into Baihua Villa, and we moved there too. There was no way, the red boy was playing with Kui Mulang's two children, and he refused to leave, and we couldn't Forget about throwing him here, after all, Kui Mulang will have to go back to the Heavenly Court in a short time, but he can't stay here any longer, and he can't let go and leave the red boy to Baihua to take care of him. It would be bad if the people named Buddha were thinking about it.

Not long after the villa was built, Xuanzang came to the door automatically.

Xuanzang's life is really not going well these days. Sun Wukong, Zhu Ganglie, and Sha Wujing have all picked up their picks, especially Sha Wujing. It was Guanyin who watched him suffer, and felt that if he rescued him from the sea of ​​suffering, this guy would still work like a fool, but he didn't know that this guy didn't have such thoughts at all. At the beginning, maybe there was a little I am grateful to Guanyin for giving Tang Seng a disciple and saving him from the pain of being pierced by a flying sword. However, no one can bear to meet such a wonderful person as Xuanzang.

Although Sha Wujing said that he was silent all day long, but who is Zhu Ganglie? Although the two of them could not be regarded as ministers in the same palace, they had met a few times back then. Things, after sighing for a while, I feel that now the feathered phoenix is ​​not as good as the chicken, and Xuanzang, the master of the booth, has become a nanny who cleans up the mess. I really can't bear it. If I knew this, I shouldn't have agreed that day. Guanyin, it's better to stay in Gao Laozhuang and be his monster!

Sha Wujing also deeply agreed. Although Liushahe said it was difficult, after all, there were few pedestrians on Liushahe, and the Heavenly Court still refused to let him go. Later, they also wanted to use him to break into the Buddhist scriptures and call him out. He made sure that the learning was successful.The problem is, he is not the general who rolled the curtain back then, and he is loyal to the Jade Emperor.Sha Wujing didn't want to obey the order of the Jade Emperor at all. Therefore, looking at Sun Wukong and Zhu Ganglie wanting to teach Xuanzang a lesson, he simply sided with them. That's right.

Of course, they didn't really leave Xuanzang alone. To be honest, Xuanzang didn't suffer at all in the past ten years. Faming knew his origin and mission, so he always took good care of him as a disciple.In the Tang Dynasty, although it is not very good for Buddhism, it is rich and rich, and it is also quite rich in temple offerings. Xuanzang has always had no worries about food and clothing. The days were almost unbearable. It was common for him to eat and sleep in the open air. Before that, he had a few apprentices to give him fasting, but now he had to do it himself. The problem is that along the way, there are no people in the wilderness, and he is not like Monkey King. Very soon, a cup of tea can run long distances, as long as he wants, he can always prepare fresh and hot meals for Xuanzang, but he refuses to run too far under the pretext of protecting Xuanzang, sometimes he simply According to his own taste, he brought back a bunch of wild fruits, which made Xuanzang feel full of anger.

Now without the three of them, Xuanzang suddenly found that he couldn't even find a place for Huazhai, and he didn't know what wild fruits to eat. Every time he was hungry and wanted to drink water to satisfy his hunger, he couldn't find a source of water, so he had to starve Belly sleep.

However, because Sun Wukong and the others are hiding in the dark, whenever Xuanzang wakes up, there are some wild fruits and cold rice by his side. Xuanzang is also well aware of this, knowing that Monkey King and the others are hiding in the dark, However, he didn't feel any gratitude for this, he only felt that they were watching a joke secretly, so he was even more annoyed.

After tossing in the mountains and forests for an indeterminate amount of time, he finally came out of the mountains. If it wasn't for him riding a white dragon horse, the white dragon horse knew the way to the west, or else, he didn't know where Xuanzang could reach by himself!

Finally came out, and there was no sight of people on the way, and every day he could only count on the leftovers and half-baked wild fruits after waking up, so now he saw a mountain village, Xuanzang Of course, you can't miss it. You immediately got off the horse and knocked on the door.

The gatekeepers were naturally a few little demons who concealed their demonic aura. Seeing that Xuanzang claimed to be the Tripitaka monk who went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, he immediately knew, and immediately ran in to report. He entered the village.

Xuanzang entered Zhuangzi and asked if he could see the owner of the village. Naturally, Kui Mulang couldn't let him down, so he showed up with Baihuashuo. Xuanzang hurriedly stepped forward to salute: "The poor monk has seen Two benefactors!"

When Kui Mulang saw Xuanzang's appearance, he saw the truth. Xuanzang had obviously taken some special tonic, and the power of the medicine soaked every inch of his flesh and blood. No wonder it is said that eating Tang monk's flesh would make him immortal. Thanks to a bunch of demons All the clansmen ran away, otherwise, seeing Xuanzang's appearance, it would be strange if he didn't rush up!

Although Kui Mulang said he was thinking about Tang monk meat, he was quite enthusiastic on his face: "It turns out that he is a holy monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. He has admired him for a long time, but in Baoxiang Kingdom, every family worships Buddha. So, if the holy monk is not in a hurry, can you explain the Buddhist scriptures to my family?"

Everyone Xuanzang met along the way was only interested in his own flesh and blood, and whoever was interested in the Buddhist scriptures, to be honest, Xuanzang himself was full of doubts about the Buddhist scriptures, and it was not because he knew it well. I'm afraid that people will stare at me on this road. If something goes wrong, I can't say that it will be cooked into a pot. Therefore, I really dare not make any mistakes. At this moment, I heard Kui Mu The wolf said so, and put his palms together quickly: "The female benefactor believes in Buddhism, and she will be reborn in the Paradise of Ultimate Bliss in the future, and enjoy peace forever!"

Kui Mulang's face twisted suddenly, hell, his wife is going to go to heaven with him to be a god, what the hell is going to the Paradise of Elysium, but he doesn't show it anymore, but he is still very enthusiastic.

Baihuasha had also discussed with Kui Mulang a long time ago, so after Xuanzang told her the Buddhist scriptures for a while, he wept and said, "Holy Monk, I have something to do with me, but I don't know what to do. I also ask the holy monk to point out the maze!"