those things in heaven

Kui Mulang is not the kind of stunned young man, he was born in a sect, it is definitely impossible for him to seek refuge with the Jade Emperor, if he really did this, a group of senior brothers could tear him alive.The reason why he secretly went down to the earth for so many days and kept the truth from Mr. Duri Xing is not that Mr. Duri Xing was negligent in his duties, but actually relied on the help of a group of brothers to cover it up. When it was his turn to be on duty, Find the right person and change it and get over it.Things like this in Tianting are actually quite normal. After all, as a god, you are always unwilling to do the same thing every day, such as going to retreat, visiting friends, and thinking about the world. Therefore, finding someone to take over is a more common method. As long as the above is not really moving, everyone will treat it as if they didn't see it.

Naturally, Kui Mulang's idea is to stay with Baihua in the world until he grows old in shame, so he has already made arrangements for him, and even reluctantly found a few good things from his own collection, and gave them to a few seniors, called If they find that something is wrong, they can rush back immediately and make things right.

It's just that when I heard Qingxi's words this time, I knew that my words would not work. I'm afraid the superiors already knew that I had descended to the earth privately. After all, the Jade Emperor is the lord of the Three Realms in name. With other means, he can also know whether there is any god who is not in his position, but sneaked away.

This means that Kui Mulang is a little bit blind now, and the handle has fallen into the hands of the Jade Emperor. It would be strange if the Jade Emperor didn't use it!If he refuses to follow the Jade Emperor's wishes, the Jade Emperor may wish to knock him down from the priesthood and replace him with someone else!Therefore, it is better for him to cooperate with the matter of learning scriptures, but he can't really avoid it. The only problem is, what should he do, and Kui Mulang suddenly frowns.

Qing Si smiled and said: "You don't want to let yourself and your wife cross the bright road?"

Kui Mulang couldn't help being stunned when he heard that, he quickly shook his head and said, "Now I'm pretending to be a demon king in the lower realm, but I can't reveal my real body. Which king is willing to marry his princess to a monster!"

I laughed and said, "Mr. Xing is confused, is it possible that Mr. Xing has no ability to change? It is strange to say, since Mr. Xing knows that his appearance is unpleasant, why didn't he pretend to be handsome that day?" Young Master, if this is the case, wouldn’t it be that Princess Baihuasha has already won the heart, and it’s even more enjoyable to be a general under my own father-in-law now than to be a hiding demon king here now!”

Kui Mulang said directly: "This is my true divine body. I am waiting for the 28 mansions, and I am originally combined with the origin of the stars, so the divine body naturally looks like this, not a human form. I am like this in the heavenly court." , The jade girl didn't feel anything unusual that day? She said before that I looked majestic like this!" Speaking of this, Kui Mulang became a little complacent.

I suddenly felt a little speechless to Kui Mulang: "The jade girl was a fairy at any rate back then, and she was well-informed, but now she is reincarnated into the world, and what I heard more than ten years ago is a monster with a green face and fangs, ferocious and terrifying, eating people like hemp , and she has no memory of her previous life, how can she really get used to your appearance?"

Kui Mulang is not a human race, it should be said that there were almost few human races who were taught by Jiejiao back then. As a monster race, although he can also transform into a human form, to be honest, even if the human form transformed by the monster race looks similar to The human race is no different. In fact, it is very different from human beings in essence, that is, they are similar in appearance. Different monster race incarnations have some differences in their dao bodies.Anyone who really wanted to completely transform into a human form would be doomed!

Therefore, if the human race claims to be born with a Taoist body, it is just deceiving themselves!In fact, most of the Yaozu are proud of their own bodies. Therefore, even when they are transformed, many of them will consciously retain some signs of their bodies.The same is true for Kuimu Wolf. He was killed in the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation and lost his own dharma body. The true spirit was listed on the list of gods, and it happened to coincide with Kui Mulang's star. Therefore, the formed divine body was somewhat similar to his body. What's more, in the heavenly court, it is not beneficial to transform into a human form, but it is not conducive to him to manipulate the power of the stars. Therefore, unless it is a star king who is a god with a physical body, otherwise, most star kings like to maintain the original appearance of the gods. Instead of turning into a human form.

Therefore, Kui Mulang never thought that the jade girl with whom he had a heart-to-heart back then would now be afraid of his appearance, so now he couldn't help but feel dejected.

I laughed and said: "The human race is different from our monster race. The monster race values ​​strength, and beauty and ugliness are just appearances. But for the human race, most girls love handsome boys. Everyone likes to judge people by their cover!"

The more Kui Mulang listened, the more convinced he became. He couldn't help being a little annoyed at the moment. He didn't really like being a demon king. The little demons below were all stupid to death. Entrusting many things to them is really not enough to succeed. Well, if he had known this before, he should have turned into a human being when he went down to earth, made a beautiful identity for himself, and later used some tricks to make Baihua marry him in a shameful manner.Although Kui Mulang has been married to Bai Huashou these years and has children, he knows that Bai Huashou still has more fear than love in his heart, and even often makes excuses and refuses to be intimate with him. Considerate, therefore, she has always been gentle and soft-spoken, never daring to force her, for fear of annoying her, now that I say this, it turns out that she dislikes her own appearance, and she is immediately hit hard.

Qingxi said on the side: "To put it bluntly, the reincarnated Princess Baihuasha is not really the same person as the jade girl back then. According to me, Kui Mulang, you just told her that you knew each other in the previous life. If you have a predestined marriage, if you are willing to tell her the real identity of you and her in the previous life, it is also possible, just don't spread it out! Then say, in her previous life, she was used to seeing you like this now, so you I thought she remembered it, so I never showed her the shape, and then I turned into a handsome appearance, so I am worried that Mrs. Zun will not be tempted?"

Although Kui Mulang felt uncomfortable when he heard it, he said: "My wife is not such a person!" But his heart was already shaken.

I smiled and said: "Mr. Xing just give it a try, anyway, there is nothing to lose, isn't it?"

Hearing this, Kui Mulang couldn't help but nodded, but soon came back to his senses, and said with a wry smile: "You two, you should also be the gods of heaven, and don't treat me like a little god like a fool! I asked What matters is how to solve the matter of the Buddhist scriptures, but not my wife's matter!"

Qing Si and I looked at each other, and said very calmly: "In the final analysis, this is still a matter, Kui Mulang, do you know now that the story of Tang Monk's immortality after eating meat has almost spread all over the world? Niu Hezhou, those ordinary mortals know it clearly, tell me, even if those mortals don’t want to live forever, don’t they want to die without disease or disaster?”

I interjected: "We are coming from Baoxiang Kingdom. On the way, we can only hear those mortals thinking about how to eat a piece of Tang monk meat. What do you think will happen if your cheap old man hears about this?" What's your idea?"

When Kui Mulang heard this, he couldn't help being puzzled: "Isn't this just to fool those monsters at will?"

Qing Si pursed her lips and said, "Buddhists naturally don't do such things. Therefore, although the Tang monk meat may not be comparable to flat peach and ginseng fruit, after eating it, it will naturally have the effect of prolonging life!"

When Kui Mulang heard this, he immediately rubbed his hands, his heart ached, and he said, "Is that so?" He couldn't help but look at Baihuasha.If Baihuasha ends this life, who knows if he will be able to return to heaven, maybe he will be in samsara in the future.Kui Mulang is still thinking about being a long-term husband and wife with Baihuashu, but Kui Mulang goes down to the world privately, but he can't do many things, and he doesn't have any treasures in his hands. He took the qi from his own inner alchemy to replenish the vitality of Baihuaxie, so as to achieve the effect of prolonging life and youthful appearance.

If the Tang Priest's meat really had miraculous effects, he wouldn't care about that much. He really had to take the Tang Priest and cut off a few pieces of meat, so that his wife and children could live dozens or hundreds of years longer.Although he has to return to the Heavenly Court later, he doesn't have to be on duty every day. He often sneaks off, but when this incident gets the limelight, it's not impossible to entrust someone to take them to the Heavenly Court.

Seeing that Kui Mulang was tempted, I said again: "As a woman, I must be soft-hearted, but we have seen that monk Xuanzang before. He was born with red lips and white teeth, quite handsome, and can speak well. It is impossible to say that after seeing it, my wife felt relieved." I can't bear it anymore, but the monk Xuanzang is quite patient with the human race, but he doesn't care about the monster race. Along the way, he asked his disciples to kill the monster race that he encountered along the way! Therefore, Xingjun still has to First let this matter go through the clear road, and only said that he would dedicate this monk Xuanzang to his father-in-law. Madam has been missing her parents all these years, and she must feel a little guilty in her heart. Therefore, if Lord Xing said so, Madam Naturally, I agreed."

Kui Mulang is not a stupid person. Qingsi and I have talked to this point, and he understands. Although Qingsi and I also have some intentions to take advantage of it, we are also from Tushita Palace, which should represent Taoism. Therefore, in my heart Then he came up with an idea, and quickly sketched out a complete plan. After deliberation, he found that the plan was very feasible. Therefore, he immediately raised his eyebrows, and quickly cupped his hands and said, "Thank you two fellow Taoists for your guidance, Kui Mulang will write it down here, if there is an assignment in the future, Kui Mulang will definitely not shirk it!"

Qing Si smiled and said: "That's too much to say, besides, this is actually our job, after all, we are going down to the world this time, and we also want to make trouble for the scripture learning!"

Kui Mulang understood immediately when he heard it, smiled at us, and started to change glasses again, but he began to perfect the details in his heart, and was going to fool Baihuaxie first.