On the Hundred Ways of Chasing Mermaids

Although the words "stay away from him" are a little merciless, but Lan Xi still feels sincerely: ... so cool!

He just likes Xuan Mo's domineering and gluttonous style who helps him deal with problems in a serious manner.

As expected of his best friend, Lan Xi thought to himself, seeing that the other party took the initiative to stand up to help him fight the firepower of the big fox, he reluctantly admitted that the other party was as handsome as himself.However, if Xuan Mo replied like this, the other party would definitely be angry, right?

Lan Xi silently thought in his heart, when he came back to his senses, Xuan Mo had already hung up the phone and returned the phone to him.

"Is that... the end?" Lancey's eyes widened.

Shouldn't the two have a long and deep discussion about whether he will go to the concert or not?Is that... the end?

Xuan Mo gave him a strange look.

Going around the obstacle in front of him, Xuan Mo sat on the sofa.Lancey was still a little unbelievable, Xuan Mo easily took care of the most difficult task in his opinion?

Seeing that the mermaid was still looking at him with a mentally retarded face, Xuan Mo was silent for two seconds, and replied, "Maybe it's because he can't beat me?"

Lancey: dumbfounded.jpg

It makes sense that he was speechless...

After another pause, Xuan Mo made another stab: "Probably, it doesn't matter if you go or not?"

Mermaid fried.

Will you die if you say something nice?If this glutton doesn't hit him, will he die!can you!

After being depressed all night, when she came to the classroom the next day, Lanxi was surprised to find that Song Luo was sitting in her seat properly, and when she saw him, she bent her eyes and smiled at him.

"Why are you here?" Yes, a few days ago, the rabbit in front of him asked for three days off to play with Song Chaoge under the pretext of "the elders in the family are sick".Commonly known as, honeymoon.

In fact, Lan Xi didn't understand why they wanted to have a honeymoon just because they were together, anyway, the rabbit left him and Xuan Mo behind, and had a good time with Song Chaoge for a few days.

Females in love... tsk tsk.

"Song Chaoge's company has something to do, and I'm on a business trip." Song Luo said calmly.For a goblin who has taken the same course more than ten times, it makes no difference whether he learns it or not.

Lancy rolled her eyes: "Is that why you came to play with me?"

Song Luo laughed straight, her eyes were full of joy: "Don't be angry, to make up for you, I will go to college with you this time." Well, it ended her No.12 high school career, and it was also the fifth time to enter college.

Hehe, it's actually for Song Chaoge, right?

Lan Xi couldn't help but rolled her eyes again, and was about to say something, Song Luo tactfully changed the subject: "So, the midterm exam is coming soon, are you ready?"

Successfully attracted a crying face from Lancey.Yes... In fact, the mid-term exam is not an excuse for Lanxi to reject Qingxi, but the exam is really coming!

"No." Lancey pretended to be dead.

Although under Xuan Mo's encouragement, he is indeed studying hard, but his poor foundation is an unchangeable reality...

Seeing her friend's performance, Song Luo had no choice but to find another topic: "So, is your gift ready?"

Gift?what gift?Who is it for?Lan Xi looked at Song Luo in a daze.

Unexpectedly, Song Luo looked back even more bewildered——

"do not you know?"

"I do not know!"

"The Saturday after the midterm exam is Zhuo Dashen's birthday!"

Xuanmo's birthday?

Lancey was startled.He really doesn't seem to know!For mermaids with a lifespan of thousands of years, the annual birthday... is indeed not taken seriously.In Donghai, they celebrate their birthday once every ten years!

But after thinking about it, he has now come to human society. For human beings, the annual birthday is a very important day, right?

Lancey suddenly felt a little guilty.

He was completely unaware of what even Song Luo knew.Fortunately, he is still living with Xuan Mo. To be honest, during the few months when he went ashore, the other party did give him a lot of care... and he kept saying that the other party was his best friend, but in terms of actions, he did not. Not at all what a good friend should be.

He is not an ungrateful fish!

Lanxi made up her mind, fixed her eyes, and resolutely said to the rabbit in front of her, "Let's go shopping after class!"

Giving Xuan Mo a birthday present is simple and simple. After all, the other party's love for books is well known. If you can't find a suitable gift, just pick a book.However, this rule became somewhat inapplicable when it came to Lanxi.

"Others can give it to you, but you can't!" Song Luo said firmly.

"Why!" Lancey stared.

"According to the relationship between you and Zhuo Dashen, can you just send this book away?" Song Luo asked.

Lancy thought for a moment, then shook her head.

"What's more, if there are already a lot of books on the bookshelf of the Great God, what book is suitable for you to give? What if the book you send to the Great God already has it?" Song Luo looked like a confidant elder sister, and sighed secretly in her heart, this silly child , why don't you get the hang of it?

...that makes sense.

Lan Xi's thoughts were unconsciously led away by Song Luo, thinking about what to give to reflect their unusual cohabitation relationship.

I can't think of it for a while, so I choose to go shopping and talk about it later.

two hours—

Sitting in the rest area of ​​the mall, Lanxi sighed deeply.

It's not that they didn't gain anything, on the contrary, they successively took a fancy to a series of items such as cuffs, ties, wallets, etc. Among them, Lanxi liked the mechanical watch in a counter on the first floor...

However, he has no money.

"So, where's your money?" Song Luo asked feebly, "What about the money you earned from part-time jobs? Did you spend it all so quickly?"

The memories came back, and Lan Xi was speechless. After a while, under Song Luo's urging, he replied weakly: "Yes."

"It's really all spent?" Song Luo was shocked.

Lan Xi snapped her fingers: "Give half of it to Xuan Mo, and the other half is used to feed Mo Shuda. There is also the money robbed from Zhou Lan. I accidentally gave it to Mo Shuda yesterday." So , I just don’t have the money to buy a mechanical watch...

Thinking of this, Lan Xi silently reflected on whether he was a bit extravagant in spending money.

Song Luo pointed at him, and was speechless for a while: "Are you stupid? Donate according to your ability. Does Moshu really need your little money to live?"

Lancey whispered, "I'm just... so happy."

Although he is a good friend, he will not tell Song Luo that Mo Shuda has added a change for him!This kind of thing, you have to keep it in your heart and be happy!

Song Luo paused for a long time before recovering her voice: "Let me lend it to you first..."

What else?Where can I get money in a short time?

Lancey turned her head, pretending to ignore the eyes of the people around her, as if she didn't hear them secretly discussing whether he was the person on Weibo a few days ago.Hearing Song Luo's words, she subconsciously refused:

"Need not."

Using borrowed money to buy gifts, if Xuan Mo finds out, he will definitely be laughed at!

"I'll think of a way." Lan Xi pretended to be confident.

Song Luo was about to refute, when suddenly, Lanxi's cell phone rang beeping, and she looked down——

Color magazine again.

Picking it up, Lancey deftly refuses.If it wasn't for Qingxi last time, he would have been replaced almost, but now that he is popular, if he can't invite Qingxi, he wants to gain popularity from him.

When he is stupid?

After hanging up the phone, Lanxi racked his brains to find reasons for his willfulness. Suddenly, he felt something was wrong——

Didn't he just turn down an opportunity to make money?

It seems that it has nothing to do with buying gifts for Xuan Mo and enduring those mentally retarded people?

Under Song Luo's surprised eyes, Lan Xi pretended to be calm, and dialed the phone number just now again:

"Hello? Manager Han? Hey, did you call just now?"

"Oh, I don't know. That was my friend just now, he didn't understand the situation."

"Is it tomorrow? Can you do it in the afternoon? Good, good...do you see the price this time?"

After negotiating the terms, Lanxi happily hung up the phone.

Song Luo witnessed the whole process, and at this moment it is still difficult to connect the shameless fish just now with her simple, kind and somewhat silly friend.

Seeing this, Lanxi looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, with a vicissitudes on her face: "It's all forced by life..."

Song Luo rolled her eyes.

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The next afternoon, Lan Xi went to the studio of "Color" as scheduled.

However, compared with the obscurity last time, the treatment Lancey received this time is not without grandeur.

Manager Han personally received him, arranged a separate dressing room for him, and even the photographer served him alone from the beginning to the end.

...The enthusiasm almost made Lancey feel cheated.

This time, there was no nagging Hu Weiyi, and no sudden Qingxi, and a group of photos was taken very quickly.

The style is similar to last time, but in the eyes of Lanxi, a layman, it is not as good as last time.

I can't describe it, but Lancey knows that last time, he could see the shadow of Xuanmo in his photo, which is what the Internet calls "literary atmosphere". This time, to put it bluntly, he seems to be a stake...

Forget it.

Lancey looked away, earning a salary was his main goal anyway.

Manager Han handed the envelope containing the salary to Lanxi, and asked with a smile on his face, "Xiaoxi, I still have a job here, would you like to do it?"

"When?" Lancey asked casually.

"Just wait for a while." Manager Han narrowed his eyes, "If you go, I will pay you three times the salary."

three times?

Lan Xi suddenly turned her head, her eyes lit up.

Two hours later, Lanxi was brought into a box. The middle-aged man who brought him in was all smiles and introduced enthusiastically: "This is Xiaoxi, the most popular model on the Internet recently, very popular with Teacher Qingxi."

Turning her head to motion for Lanxi: "Xiaoxi, come to offer a toast to everyone."

If you don't realize that you are tricked by Han to come to drink with you, Lanxi might as well go back to Donghai!

So he was a little hesitant whether to run away mercilessly at this moment, or to beat up this annoying middle-aged man first before leaving, a familiar voice sounded next to his ears——

"Xiao Xi?"

Lanxi turned her head, and the danger on her face instantly melted into a cute smile: "Sister?"