On the Hundred Ways of Chasing Mermaids

Under the dangerous eyes of the examiner, Lanxi finally chose to shut up silently.The arms can't twist the thighs, besides, who made him an honest and law-abiding baby fish?

It's just that life is difficult, this word is not just talking.When he was about to leave, the examiner with gold-rimmed glasses added gently:

"If you fail the exam, you need to go home."

Lancy's eyes widened: "Which time?"

The face of Mr. Examiner is softer: "Every time."

Lancey didn't want to say anything anymore, he rubbed his flat chest with an expression of lovelessness.

It's just that no one paid attention to him.With a flash of blue light, the examiner disappeared directly into the room, and Xuan Mo also walked towards the door at this time. This man had long legs and big strides, and he disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Lancey stared, and hurriedly chased him out.

What about the good leader, so irresponsible?

Crouching on the back seat of the car, Lancey unconsciously bit her fingers and secretly looked at the man in the driver's seat.

The other party's eyes are staring at the front seriously at the moment, and from Lancey's current angle, he can clearly see the excessively long eyelashes of the other party.Because it was early summer, the other party rolled up the cuffs of the pure white shirt, revealing the plump but not exaggerated muscle lines of a young man.

In general, no matter from the aesthetics of the mermaids or from the perspective of humans, there is no doubt that this guy belongs to the likable type.

Lancey frowned and turned her head, staring at herself reflected in the car window, um, baby face, round eyes, delicate skin, no matter how handsome she looked.It is simply a flower in the East China Sea!

Thinking of this, Lan Xi turned around in satisfaction, no wonder this man named Xuan Mo has not talked to him, it turns out that the other party thinks he is not as handsome as him!

Hee hee, when I think of this fact, I still feel a little happy in my heart.

"Get out of the car." The car had already stopped, and Xuan Mo looked at the idiot in the back seat expressionlessly. The fish secretly looked at him for a while, stared at the car window for a while and smiled silly, and then his face was so proud that it made people It's hard not to doubt each other's IQ.

Could it be that there should be such a stupid fish in my quiet space?

Lan Xi silently rolled her eyes in her heart.

...Get out of the car as soon as you get off, why are you rushing?

With a cold snort, he waited for Xuan Mo to stop, and then took the elevator with him like a cat, and arrived at Xuan Mo's apartment on the top floor.

The size of the apartment is really not small. If you let any human being with a concept look at it, you will definitely breathe a sigh of relief. Thinking about owning an apartment of such a size in S City, where land is very expensive, has to make people feel sincerely. Praise a "trench".

It's just that for Lanxi who is used to roaming in the vast East China Sea, this room is too embarrassing, isn't it!

When he thought that he would spend a year in such a small space with someone he didn't even like, he panicked.

But he can't run yet!

In the non-human world, the strong are respected. Just the strong aura emitted by the two examiners when they left made him tremble with fear. It was said that the one in front of him was on an equal footing with the other two examiners and had a comfortable attitude. What is the original body of the legendary thing?

Lancey admits he has a bad memory, but he's not stupid.

Alas... fish life is difficult.

"Your room." Xuan Mo closed the door, then pointed to one of the rooms coldly, said "Don't bother me", and entered the door.

"Hey, please explain clearly..."

With a bang, Lan Xi's words were blocked in the space by the closed door.

Sure enough, I'm jealous of his handsome looks!

——Since the master has such an attitude, then he will not be polite!

Lancey laughed twice, and began to feel the industrial atmosphere unique to human society from the living room—hehehe, this is the TV in the book!Is this an air conditioner... a vacuum cleaner?Well, the bathroom...

After the inspection of the general's territory, Lanxi curled up on the sofa contentedly, gnawed a big red apple, and watched the TV without blinking.

This is how people live!

Although the content on the TV was lackluster, it was novelty. The bumpkin mermaid who had just landed couldn’t resist the temptation from the big information age. When his attention was shifted from the TV, the lights outside the window had gone out.

Lancey smiled mischievously.

As a handsome fish who loves cleanliness, he thought about it, and walked into the bathroom lightly. When he was at home, he would take a nice bath before going to bed. Now that he has changed his place, he should continue to stick to his good habits. What's more, the dust here is really choking!

There was water rushing in the bathtub, and Lan Xi casually moved the bottles and cans beside her.

Unexpectedly, that aloof guy pays attention to maintenance!Emollients, hydrators...and most of them still in their packaging.

Once the water was ready, Lancey took off his seaweed armor and jumped into the tub.As soon as the body touched the water surface, the feet automatically turned back into fish tails, and they swayed from side to side in the huge bathtub. The warm water was so comfortable that Lanxi couldn't help but closed her eyes and hummed:

"I'm a little mermaid~

The most handsome fish in the East China Sea~

I live in the house of the facial paralyzed monster~

It's so comfortable to take a shower..."

Taking out a can of something called shower gel, Lanxi rubbed out foam and applied it on her tail, and rinsed it off with water. The light blue scales of the fish became gleaming and beautiful.

I'm so sleepy, I can sleep now.

Thinking in a daze, Lancey crawled out of the bathtub, scratched her head and walked to her room.

what--

Which house was that cold guy talking about?

Lancey scratched her head, sleepiness made the already poor memory even worse, after thinking for a while, she couldn't come up with the result, so she simply broke the can and threw it——

Forget it, anyway, there are so many rooms, just pick one at random!

He walked into a room. In the darkness, there was a faint fragrance of grass and trees in the room.Lancey closed her eyes and sniffed, laughed, and touched where the bed was.

This taste, he likes it!

However, things were not as simple as he imagined. Before touching the soft big bed, Lan Xi accidentally touched the cup on the table, and the tea in the cup spilled out on Lan Xi.Then, the teacup fell to the ground uncontrollably, making a crisp sound.

At this time, for some unknown reason, the legs that had been soaked in tea turned back into shiny tails uncontrollably!

Lancey shivered, and the drowsiness disappeared.

Stretching out her hand to touch her own tail, she wanted to transform into a pair of legs but couldn't succeed. Lanxi was filled with disbelief——forced transformation or something, it really beeped the dog!

The more terrifying thing was yet to come, the soft fish tail could not sustain him standing for a long time, and then, with a "boom", he fell forward uncontrollably, hitting the edge of the bed straight head-on.

oooooooo!

It hurts!Don't be disfigured!

But before Lan Xisheng rubbed his face with his hands, he was grabbed by the neck by a hand that suddenly protruded from the darkness, and he was dragged forward vigorously——

There was no time to be amazed, nor was there time to wonder why there were other people in this room, Lan Xi was pressed down hard by something in the darkness.

If you don't struggle anymore, Ben Yu's chastity will be lost!

Lancey twisted his body frantically, desperately slapped the thing pressing on him, struggling, the fish tail swung vigorously, but still couldn't break free from the restraint.

Not only was he unable to break free, but his actions aroused the murderer's viciousness. He heard a "roar--", the thing opened its mouth wide and came towards him like thunder and lightning, as if it was about to dismantle him into his stomach.

In a moment of urgency, accompanied by the dim moonlight, Lanxi finally saw the appearance of the things in front of her eyes clearly——

The head of a dragon, the body of a wolf, the whole body is light blue, with two horns erected on the top of the head. At this time, a pair of red eyes are staring at him, extremely terrifying.

gluttonous!

Lanxi almost screamed out, the thing in front of her was the legendary ancient beast known for its "good food"!How could this long-extinct creature suddenly appear in Xuanmo's home?

Lan Xi struggled and shouted: "Xuan Mo! Xuan Mo!"

Perhaps the shouting played a role, and the imaginary pain did not happen. After a while, Lancey quietly opened half of his eyes, and the next second, he almost jumped off the bed.

—— Taotie disappeared, and what came into view was a familiar cold face!

The man was still pressing on him, with his head just hanging on his neck, and he was so close that Lanxi could even feel the hot breath exhaled by him, with a faint fragrance of grass and trees.

This is, all right?

It took Lancy a while to react, and she let out a small sigh of relief.But feeling the weight on his body, his heart lifted up again, and his rationality gradually returned.

It turns out that Xuan Mo is a glutton!And he actually wanted to live with Taotie!Still a year!

Looking at the cold moonlight outside the window, Lanxi felt that her whole body was cold, as if soaked in ice water.He kept his original posture motionless, afraid that the other party would wake up suddenly and eat him as supper.

Woohoo, I really want to go home!

Lancey thought about it, and the drowsiness hit him again. He insisted on widening his eyes. After a while, his eyes closed uncontrollably, and his father and mother, whom he had not seen for a long time, appeared in front of him, and they smiled at him. He couldn't help but rushed over, hugged the concubine's waist and cried happily.

What the sleeping Lan Xi didn't know was that at this night, none of the monsters in the entire city of S were frightened by the roar just now, and couldn't sleep...

Xuan Mo entered a soft dream.

In the dream, there was a clean stream and a large piece of green grass. He was lazily lying on the grass to bask in the sun. Suddenly, a small fish jumped out of the stream and landed on his head. He grabbed the small fish with his claws, Ask seriously: "Do you want to be eaten by me?"

... The little fish sprayed his face with water.

Then he woke up.Beside him, his new lodger was lying naked on his bed, with wet tears on his face and a baby face, looking extremely pitiful.

He froze for a moment.

"Didi." The phone vibrated, Xuan Mo turned his head and picked up the phone to turn it on.

"Editor-in-charge Xiaoduo: Da Mo Shu, I have received the revised manuscript~ What are you planning to write next?"

Before he could reply, the person on his body was woken up, and opened his eyes in a daze. In the next second, he quickly shrank to the corner of the bed like a rabbit, staring at him in horror.

Xuan Mo's face was paralyzed, and he choked out a sentence for a long time: "...I will take responsibility."