On the Hundred Ways of Chasing Mermaids

Lancey sat uncomfortably in a chair.

The man with gold-rimmed glasses raised his head, gave him a gentle smile, and greeted his companion: "Then, let's start the interview."

The examiner's other two companions both looked like human men.The young one among them had been sullen and cold since he entered the door. Lanxi was most afraid of getting along with such a person, so he just looked at him quietly, and turned his head quickly when he heard the examiner's voice.

The examiner read the information: "Lancey, 155 years old this year, lives in the waters near the floating island in the East China Sea, and her race is mermaid. Eh, this is... your eighth time to take the exam?"

Lancey corrected in a low voice: "It's 156 years old, and I just had my birthday yesterday."

The gentle examiner raised his eyes and nodded slightly: "Can you tell me about the previous seven exams?"

...Does this have to expose people's scars!

Lanxi changed her sitting position uncomfortably, raised her head, glanced out of the corner of her eye, and suddenly found that the cold guy sitting on the left had blatantly closed his eyes and fell asleep in such a short period of time!

Oh no, I didn't fall asleep, just when Lanxi glanced over accidentally, the black-haired man suddenly opened his eyes, glanced at Lanxi, and closed them again to rest his mind.

Just a brief glance, and Lancey, as evidenced by his shining eyes, which he washes with sea salt every day, the man was laughing at him!

——Can fish be blamed for their poor memory?

Humming twice in his heart, Lanxi turned away from looking at the man.Before setting off, the seniors in the clan had warned him not to easily provoke the monsters on land.We must know that it is not easy to survive in the age of the Dharma, and there is no one who can live well in human society is a good thing, so although Lanxi is a little unconvinced, she can only hold back.

"Well, the previous few times when I was young, they were all taken as mock exams..." Seeing the examiner raising her eyebrows, Lanxi quickly raised her fins, oh no, it was the palm of her hand: "But this time I'm serious! You Look, if I take the test seriously, won’t I just pass the written test?”

The examiner took out the materials of the written test, looked down, and then twitched the corner of his mouth: "Yes, passed."

With a perfect score of [-], this guy just passed [-] in the exam, but the proud look on his face looks like he got [-].To be honest, the exam questions for the little monsters are not very difficult.In addition, there are some sub-questions on common sense knowledge of human society in the test questions, and being able to take the test eight times... only shows that the mermaid in front of me has extraordinary perseverance.

Considering the physiological structure of the brains of the Ocean Clan and their short-term memory, it is understandable.

Thinking of this, the examiner's eyes became softer.

Lan Xi tentatively asked: "Look, what more questions do you need to ask? I will definitely answer them well." After taking the test eight times, if she fails again, she will be laughed at by the clam shell spirit next door when she returns home!This possible scenario, Lancey refused from the bottom of her heart.

The examiner sighed amusedly, stopped exploring the "seven-year simulation", turned his head and asked another companion who had been silent all the time: "Do you have any questions?"

Well, he just ignored the guy on the right who closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.

The other companion looked a bit older, with a serious face from beginning to end. After a while, he stared at Lancey and asked, "What is your dream?"

dream?

Lancy was a little excited.

Of course he has dreams!And this dream is the biggest reason for him to stay in his original place (earth).In order to realize his dream, he will take the exam again and again, the more he fights, the braver he is!Therefore, his answer is very fluent:

"I want to be a big star!"

After saying this, he looked at the examiner who asked the question with sparkling eyes.Sure enough, the examiner asked cooperatively, "Why?"

"Because in recent years, the water quality in the East China Sea has become worse and worse. The ladies of the Shell family have gradually become infertile due to the sewage. A male senior of our clan has grown breasts after drinking the dark sewage..." Thinking of this, Lancey still has lingering fears.

The corner of the examiner's mouth twitched: "So?"

"So I want to become a big star, earn a lot of money, and buy all the nearby sea areas! In this way, whoever dares to discharge sewage will be, I will be fined!" Lanxi raised her head.

"..." The two examiners looked at each other speechlessly. This is really a great dream!

With such a movement, even Xuan Mo beside him could no longer close his eyes and rest his mind. He opened his eyes, his dark pupils stared at the person in front of him motionlessly, and finally, he spoke the first sentence after entering the door:

"Humans won't sell you."

Lancey was a little surprised: "Huh?"

"The Constitution of Huaguo stipulates that the ownership of state-owned land shall not be sold." The ocean is also part of the land.

Lancey turned her head to look at the gentle examiner, who nodded.

... The pace of the dream has not yet taken the first step, but it is cut off at the middle, life is difficult!

Seeing the corner of the serious examiner's mouth curled down, looking unhappy, Lanxi felt bad, and hurried to remedy it: "Hey, when I become a big star, I will use my influence to call on them to protect the ocean and love the sea." ocean!"

"Okay!" The serious examiner didn't expect him to say this, he was stunned for two seconds, then shouted, stood up and applauded.This posture made Lanxi's legs go limp in fright, and she almost sat on the ground.

The prototype of this examiner...is a lion...

The examiner looked at him carefully, and said for a while: "With your appearance, it's not too difficult. It's just that you have to change your character."

"Excellent award." Lancey ignored the second half of the sentence, lowered her head and smiled shyly.

It's just that when he raised his head after being happy, he saw that cold buddy looking at him expressionlessly. After the eyes met, the man naturally moved his eyes away and closed them again.

Lancey: "..." Have you ever seen a fish as handsome as him?

"Okay, that's the end of the interview." The two examiners looked at each other and gently asked Lancey to go out first.They have to discuss and discuss again before they can give the interview results.

Lancy paced all the way out the door.

His steps are very steady, although not as smooth as walking in sea water, but step by step, it is not as uncomfortable as the little mermaid in the fairy tale.

He has no ill feeling towards human beings, on the contrary, he has a lot of curiosity about these guys who occupy the earth.In the early years, I often went ashore to play with fishermen's children. I can speak the human language well, and I walk in the same way, so I won't be easy to find out the difference.

Even, the desire to become a big star is also heard from the mouths of human friends... Well, the most lucrative and powerful profession in human society.

I just don't know why, but his rate of turning heads is a bit high today.

"Hey, look at the grass skirt that boy is wearing..."

"Ruan Meng Zhengtai, there is no wood! Is this in cosplay? I don't know if it is an adult or not?"

Lan Xi squatted at the entrance of the hotel, the sun was very good, and the warmth on his body made it easy for him to recall the sea water in his hometown that was warmed by the sun.At that time, the father and mother had not moved away from the earth, and the whole family lived together, which was very lively.

But soon, with the development of human science and technology, the living space of alien races was constantly being squeezed out. In my memory, Kunpeng moved to other worlds first, and later, the octopus family, aunt jellyfish... Finally, I couldn't bear the sewage, and even my lazy father and king could not bear it. Proposed to move.

In the huge waters of the East China Sea, all the aquariums with some abilities have moved to other worlds. Although the earth is called the original environment, it is becoming more and more deserted.

And he, for various reasons, stayed with several older fish in the clan.

"Oh, fish life is hard..." Lancy narrowed her eyes and sighed shaking her head.

"You, hello?" A childish voice came in tremblingly.

Lancey opened her eyes and squinted at the two little girls in front of her.

"Hello?" How to communicate with humans Chapter 1, when the other party greets you, you have to ask back.Yes, he is a successful mermaid who passed the written test.

The little girl looked very excited, and asked tentatively: "Are you here to participate in the comic exhibition? The role of cosplay is... a primitive race?"

I can understand every word, but I just don't know what the other party means!After thinking about it, Lancey kept smiling and kept silent according to the instructions in the exam supporting materials.

It's impossible for them to find out that he is a fish through his handsome face and charming eyes, right?

But unexpectedly, the other party thought that his silence represented acquiescence, and asked excitedly: "Is it Mrs. Chu Moshu's cosplay? Is, is it Shuo Ye in "Original Records"?"

Moshu is a popular and purple literary circle in recent years. Every article of his has been disseminated by book fans in various ways, and cos is one of them.And Sakuya is one of the protagonists in "Original Records", with a baby face, he has attracted thousands of boys and girls.

...Lancey continued to smile for no apparent reason.

Ma'am, the meaning of grandmother in human kinship, Mrs. Mo Shu, is it a very old lady?

The two girls interpreted his silence as affirmation, and praised him in one go: "Da Da, your grass skirt is so beautiful! It's really [-]% restored! And, baby-faced praise, did Da Da go to high school this year? Where do you go to school?"

Lanxi silently recalled that high school is the collective name for the education received by human school-age children from the age of 16 to 156.Hehe, just kidding, he is [-], okay?Thinking about his life, it is impossible for him to have anything to do with the word "high school", right?

Thinking about it, it was really lonely like snow.

"I didn't go to school," Lancey replied sincerely.

They didn't go to school at a young age, and the two girls instantly imagined a sad story about the poor boy who couldn't continue to receive education due to family reasons. They frowned and showed a bit of sympathy in their eyes.

Lancey: "..." Well, let's talk about the hula skirt.Wait, wait, what the hell is a hula skirt?What he is wearing is obviously the most popular and fashionable seagrass battle armor in Donghai a few days ago, okay?

What look is this?

However, before he could explain, a faint voice interjected, "The result is out."

Lancey stood up quickly, looked up, and it really was the guy who couldn't wake up!

There were two gasping sounds next to my ears, and I turned my head, and sure enough, the eyes of the two girls were already staring: "Isn't this the real-life version of Linhai in the book Moshu..."

Linhai is another protagonist in "Original Records", high-cold and iceberg-shaped, with explosive force value.The baby-faced Sakuya is the only existence who can make Linhai surrender his back.Although the author Mo Shu once stated that this book has no cp, but the basic sees the base, and the rotten sees the rot, and the big words are just listening.

Who is Linhai?Lancey didn't have time to think about it, she stood up quickly, said goodbye to the girls politely, and walked to the room first, deliberately leaving the other person behind.

Anyway, after we met this time, we will never see each other again!It's okay to offend him... right?

Entering the room, the gentle examiner wearing glasses was still there, but the other one was gone. The examiner explained: "There is a naughty little monster nearby, he should go back and deal with it."

"Oh..." deal with?Lancey didn't dare to ask.He was a little nervous when he thought that the interview results would be announced soon.

"The interview is over." The examiner said softly.

This, so fast?He is not ready yet!

"but--"

What does this turning tone mean?

"According to your age, we decided to arrange for you to enter human high school. According to the normal procedure, you will be able to officially enter the society after six or seven years."

...the face hurts.

He originally thought that after taking the residency certificate test, he would never have to touch those nasty textbooks again!Unexpectedly, he still has an exam!

"Can I just go...to become a star...I'm already 156." Lan Xi felt that she could still save her life.

"No." The examiner adjusted his glasses, "Also, I remember that a mermaid is considered an adult after around [-]? It is the obligation of minors to receive education."

Lan Xi was struggling, and he did not hesitate to expose his shortcomings: "I, at my level, I will definitely fail the exam! I, I don't want to embarrass the monster!"

The examiner smiled gratifiedly when he heard the words: "We have considered your reality and specially arranged a guide for you. In the first year, you will live with the guide, and he will help you integrate into human society."

Guide?

Alarm bells rang in Lancey's heart.

The figure left behind by him appeared, standing aside expressionlessly.The examiner pointed to him and introduced to Lan Xi: "This one is Xuan Mo, he is about the same age as you, I hope you can get along well."

Lanxi twitched the corner of her mouth, and asked quietly with an infected facial paralysis expression: "Examiner, this exam is not counted, can I come again next time?"