On the Hundred Ways of Chasing Mermaids

Someday after the honeymoon.

After finishing the work, the husband and wife lay side by side on the bed, and Xuan Mo's hand accidentally touched Lanxi's stomach, which seemed to be hard.I touched it again, and the egg-sized piece...was round?

"Not digested?"

"stone?"

Husband and wife looked at each other.

"I'll help you." Xuan Mo turned over and lay down on the bed, motioning for Lanxi to lie flat, with one hand covering the egg, spiritual power poured out continuously from the palm of his hand.

Xuan Mo slowly frowned, his face getting darker and darker.

"What's wrong?" Lancey asked.

Xuan Mo didn't speak, but just increased the output of his spiritual power. After a while, sweat broke out on his forehead. After about 5 minutes, he withdrew his palm hesitantly.

The moment he withdrew his hand, the chubby thing jumped, as if showing off, but also as if reluctant to part with it.

Lancy's eyes widened: "What?"

·

The next day, the hospital.

"Are you going to do a B-ultrasound?" The chief physician held on to the glasses that were about to fall off, "Abdominal color ultrasound?"

Lan Xi turned to look at Xuan Mo, who nodded silently.

"Okay." The doctor compromised, "Please come with me."

Xuan Mo followed in without the slightest hesitation, ignoring the doctor's hesitation to speak, and stood aside like a pillar looking at the screen.

The screen... was black and white.

"The machine is broken? Impossible..." the doctor muttered, checking the machine was fruitless, so he had no choice but to suggest: "If you don't mind, let's check in another place."

Another floor, another room, another machine.

The doctor looked at the screen with snowflakes, and was dumbfounded: "Why is this one broken?"

Xuan Mo seemed to have thought of something, and the expression on his face was particularly exciting.Without saying a word, he turned around and helped Lancy tidy up his clothes, touched the other person's head, and said in an unclear tone, "Let's go home."

After going out, within a few steps, the back hem of Xuanmo's windbreaker was grabbed by someone behind him.

"What's wrong?" Xuan Mo turned his head.

The empty corridor was filled with wind, and Lan Xi's affectionate tone was particularly bleak: "Tell me, am I going to die? Am I suffering from some kind of disease?"

Seeing Xuan Mo's silence, Lan Xi said again in the tone of an idol drama: "If I have an incurable disease, will you still love me?"

The veins on Xuan Mo's forehead twitched.

Lan Xi looked at the sky sadly: "If I go..."

"To shut up."

Lan Xi said with a cold face: "Oh, tell me quickly, what's wrong with me?"

Xuan Mo walked forward without saying a word.At the end of the corridor, turn left and you will find the elevator room of the hospital.

"Xuanmo? Xiaoxi? Why are you here?" The elevator door opened, and a familiar face came into view.

"Sister? What are you doing in the hospital?" Lanxi jumped out of Xuanmo's arms in embarrassment, "Where's the baby?"

Sister Zhuo's face exuded a soft light, and she touched her lower abdomen; "The baby is at home."

Lanxi's eyes fell on Sister Zhuo's abdomen: "Sister is pregnant?"

"When did this happen?"

Sister Zhuo smiled all over her face, and patted Lanxi on the shoulder, "I just finished the examination, by the way, I haven't asked you why you are here?"

Lancey faltered: "Come see a doctor."

"Seeing a doctor?" Zhuo Mingchen frowned his beautiful eyebrows, raised his head to confirm that he was not mistaken, paused for two seconds, and asked doubtfully, "Are you sure it's here?"

Lan Xi followed her gaze and looked up, and the bright red characters suddenly came into view——

Obstetrics, obstetrics, and departments!

·

"You said I was pregnant? Hehehe, that joke is not funny at all." Lancey lay on the bed, holding French fries in one hand and the remote control in the other.Xuan Mo was wearing an apron and was busy walking around in the kitchen. Hearing Lan Xi's question, he stretched out his head and frowned:

"No potato chips!"

"Oh." Lancey picked up the donut at hand.The object in the stomach seems to have grown a bit, presumably growing from an egg to a goose egg.The thing lay so still that Lancey sometimes even forgot it was there if she hadn't reached out to touch it.

After returning home from the hospital, Xuan Mo couldn't stand Lan Xi's entanglement, and confided his inner guess: He suspected that this thing...was their egg.

"Otherwise, how could he absorb my spiritual power?"

While Xuan Mo was talking, he took over all the housework, turned down the entertainment that could be pushed away, made soup and porridge, and walked around Lanxi, looking like a good husband in the new century.

Lancey couldn't accept the guess that he might have an egg in his male stomach, but... being served attentively and thoughtfully by Xuan Mo for a few days, he silently swallowed the words of refusal into his throat, and enjoyed the meal with peace of mind. Come and open your mouth for a great time.

On the sofa, Lanxi happily munched on the chicken wings. After eating the chicken wings, she went on to the potato chips.

Xuan Mo couldn't bear it any longer and appeared, grabbed a series of puffed food, and stuffed a big apple into Lan Xi's hand, "Eat this."

Watching Xuan Mo take away the spicy fries, potato chips and donuts, a kind of deep sadness arises, and Lan Xi asks desolately: "You... don't love me anymore?"

A bowl of sour noodle soup was placed in front of him by the other party.

Lanxi gobbled it up, "It's delicious, let's have another bowl, and I want to eat braised pork, I love you the most!"

Xuan Mo turned around neatly: "It's gone, I loved it."

·

Lanxi didn't wait for the braised pork, but welcomed the mermaid father and mermaid mother who were full of joy.

"Son! You're about to give birth!" The mermaid stared at Lanxi's belly in relief, then reached out to touch it again, "The baby is very healthy."

The mermaid father pulled Xuan Mo to talk: "When his mother gave birth to Xiao Xi, I was so tormented that I didn't sleep for half a year." He patted Xuan Mo's shoulder, "Thank you for your hard work."

Lancey raised her head and blinked: "..."

The mermaid mother imparted her experience: "You can't eat too much, otherwise it will be very difficult when the time comes, and the baby will be born, and the eggshells will be fed to him, remember..."

"and many more."

Lanxi almost rolled off the sofa, but was helped back by the quick-sighted mermaid girl, "Be careful, baby!"

Lanxi laughed dryly: "Mother, are you joking, hahaha, this joke is quite funny hahaha."

"How can I have a baby? Hehehehe."

The mermaid girl looked at Lanxi with loving eyes: "As the saying goes, you're pregnant for three years and you're getting confused now?"

Dizzy, Lancey argued unwillingly:

"I'm a male..."

"Correct."

"How can I have a baby?"

"Why not? Child, you have the golden blood that can give birth to life!"

Lancey's breathing was unsteady, and he could only vaguely hear a cracking sound from something called "Three Views".

Is he, really, pregnant? ?

·

Lancey didn't eat or drink, and fell down on the sofa to lie dead.

Describe it in a bit of literary language: Lanxi's whole body, even the strands of her hair exude an unlovable atmosphere.

"Braised pork." Xuan Mo brought the lunch to the table.

"Don't eat."

"Ribs?"

"Not eating either."

Xuan Mo simply picked him up, half hugged him in his arms, and half forced him to sit on his lap.Lancey's belly has grown, and their eggs have grown from goose eggs to the size of footballs.Xuan Mo's gaze stayed on the lower abdomen for two seconds, picked up a piece of meat, and brought it to Lanxi's mouth: "Good boy."

Lanxi hadn't eaten well for nearly a week, and there was no supplementary food, but the egg kept getting bigger and bigger. Seeing the mermaid getting thinner, Xuan Mo was very anxious.

"Put me down." Lan Xi struggled to avoid her favorite food in the past, and wanted to get down from Xuan Mo's lap, but was hugged even tighter by the other party.

Lan Xi Wuming burst into anger, and gritted her teeth: "I know you are worried about the child, okay, I will eat it, and when it is born, we will get a divorce!"

Feeling aggrieved more and more, Lancey turned her head, hiding the red eye circles.

Xuan Mo threw away his chopsticks.

He turned Lan Xi's head forcefully, and asked in a deep voice, "You don't like him?"

"..."

Xuan Mo: "Then destroy it." After finishing speaking, a black light appeared in the palm of his hand, exuding a terrifying aura, as if swallowing everything silently.

"I don't like him." Xuan Mo said, reaching out towards Lanxi's lower abdomen with a hand that was shining with black light.The egg in the belly seemed to be aware of the danger, and jumped up and down desperately, trying to escape, but it was powerless, watching the black light that destroyed everything getting closer and closer.

"enough."

The hand was caught halfway.

Xuan Mo was slightly stunned, the black light gradually dissipated in the air, Lan Xi said: "I want to keep him."

"Also, my strength seems to have grown stronger."

·

If intercepting Xuan Mo was an accident, but the changes in the next month made Lan Xi feel like a dream.

First of all, his cultivation base, which had been stagnant for a long time, broke through the bottleneck and quickly rushed to the next level.Secondly, the increase in cultivation has brought a new look to the whole person. In Zhao Xiaotao's words, "Xiaoxi's appearance is about to explode." Finally, the most important item: strength.

After accidentally pushing Xuan Mo down, Lan Xi suddenly found pleasure in the matter of being pregnant.

"Let me be on top." Lanxi carried Xuan Mo into the bedroom with a princess hug.

Xuan Mo looked at him helplessly.

"No?" Lanxi snorted coldly, and pressed Xuan Mo on the bed with one hand, "You can't help it."

As if catering to Lanxi's pride, there was a ball the size of a basketball beating in his belly, cheering for his own father who counterattacked.

"Okay, you're up there."

At this moment, Xuan Mo is like a little girl with no strength to restrain her.

Lancey touched the eggs in her stomach proudly.

The egg calmed down obediently.

Xuan Mo's eyes were sharp, and he took the opportunity to press Hong Guoguo's mermaid down. After a while, he sighed comfortably: "You are on top, come on, move."

·

Before bullying Xuanmo enough with the egg in her stomach, Lanxi is about to give birth.

On the night when the eggs were laid, there were lightning and thunder in the night sky, strong winds, and heavy rain. The movement was so loud that all the monsters in the original realm looked sideways. God gave the little guy enough face.

After tossing around for half the night, Xuan Mo got a round egg.

Holding the egg, Xuan Mo was dumbfounded: Then, where is their child?

The egg seemed to be aware of Xuan Mo's dissatisfaction, and when Xuan Mo was not paying attention, it jumped out of his arms, trying to find the numb egg... It fell to the ground with a click and broke.

A few seconds later, a small black thing stuck its head out.

"This...was born to me?"

Lancey stared at the little guy in her arms dumbfounded: a bald, palm-sized black guy with no hair or scales, a round head, eyes closed, and a body so small that one hand can cover it.

One word: ugly.

"It's not like us mermaids, is it like gluttonous?" The mermaid father asked with disgust.

Xuan Mo felt like being struck by lightning, subconsciously retorted: "That's not it!"

This thing obviously looks like a mouse!

Lan Xi touched his son's head, hesitated for a while, and finally said, "Is he my own?"

"Ugh..."

The despised little guy finally... cried out!

·

Under the pressure of being disliked by relatives, the baby named "Xiao Hei" successfully transformed into a human baby at three months old.

"Still ugly." This comment came from the expressionless Xuan Mo.

Lancey unceremoniously exposed him: "How old are you when you take shape?"

Xuan Mo immediately shut up.

However, the little black baby who showed top talent in cultivation was extremely slow in other aspects.

When Zhuo Yiyi, the cousin of the Zhuo family, could talk, Xiao Hei would just hug Lan Xi and giggle.

When Zhuo Yiyi was reciting ancient poems, Xiao Hei could only hug Lan Xi's arm and babble "Ma Ma".

Xuan Mo pointed at himself and taught him patiently: "Father."

"Mama."

"I'm dad."

Xiao Hei ignored him.

Xuan Mo hugged the little guy in his arms without saying a word, frowning: "Why are you ignoring me?"

wow——

A burst of fire spat out from the little guy's mouth, and Xuan Mo was caught off guard.

"You, hate!"

Turning around and returning to Lanxi's arms, Xiao Hei has become that cute, stupid and cute baby who can only be called "Ma Ma".

Xuan Mo: "..."

Very well, it is my own.

·

In the eyes of the school teachers, Zhuo Xiaohei is a strange baby.It's not slow to learn things, but it's not top-notch, and the test scores are mediocre. They completely ignore the encouragement of their candies and little red flowers.

"Baby, if you get [-] points in the exam, the teacher will give you little red flowers!"

After school, sister Zhuo's youngest daughter, Zhuo Xiaohei's cousin Zhuo Yiyi pulled Zhuo Xiaohei: "I must get the biggest little red flower!"

"Oh." Zhuo Xiaohei replied.

"Do you want it? I'll teach you."

Zhuo Xiaohei just wanted to go home: "No need."

Zhuo Yiyi looked at Zhuo Xiaohei with pity, and handed him a candy: "Although you are stupid, I will not despise you."

Zhuo Xiaohei: "..."

Just before returning home, the two were kidnapped.

Abandoned factory, two vicious kidnappers, and a familiar phone call: "Your children are in my hands now, and you are limited to collect [-] million within two hours. If you call the police, they will die! "

Xuan Mo: "5000 million for you."

Kidnapper: "??"

Xuan Mo: "Only girls."

Kidnapper: "...No."

Xuan Mo: "Oh, then you should kill it."

After hanging up the phone, the kidnapper with the goldfish tattoo on his arm was dazed for a while, turned around and kicked Zhuo Xiaohei, and smashed the stool in a bad mood: "Damn it, rich people are really poisonous."

The two went out to find something to eat.

Zhuo Yiyi looked at Zhuo Xiaohei with pity: "Are you okay?"

Zhuo Xiaohei: "It's okay."

Zhuo Yiyi said: "Don't be sad, Uncle loves you. Let's wait, Uncle will definitely come to rescue us."

Zhuo Xiaohei: "...Oh." Turning his head and looking out the window, he asked his companion, "What time is it?"

"05:30."

Zhuo Xiaohei: "It's time to eat."

Zhuo Yiyi heard the words, her eyes were red with sadness, but before she shed tears, she saw Zhuo Xiaohei struggling to free the rope that bound her hands.The other party looked at her hesitantly, as if he was hesitating whether to go home for dinner by himself or bring her with him.

"help me!"

Zhuo Xiaohei didn't move.

"Otherwise, I'll tell Uncle Lan!" Zhuo Xiaohei helped her untie the rope before Zhuo Yiyi's threatening words were finished.

The kidnappers rushed in when they heard the movement inside the house.

Zhuo Xiaohei protects Zhuo Yiyi behind him.

"Little bastard!" The two kidnappers rushed over.

Zhuo Xiaohei kicked each of them lightly. This kick seemed easy, but when it landed on the kidnapper's chest, it was like a huge boulder, and the two of them flew out.

Seeing that Zhuo Xiaohei wanted to take advantage of the victory to pursue him, Zhuo Yiyi, who was stunned, realized and stopped him immediately: "I'm going to be late to go home!"

"Oh."

Zhuo Xiaohei withdrew his feet.

Upon seeing this, the kidnappers finally passed out in relief.

When the police arrived, only the dilapidated factory and the two poor kidnappers were left. The kidnappers held the policeman's hand tightly and said enthusiastically with tears in his eyes, "Comrade policeman, you are finally here!"

·

"You can avoid it, why are you kidnapped?" Zhuo Yiyi asked when parting.

After tossing and turning, Zhuo Xiaohei's whole body was dusty, but the dust and weeds did not damage Zhuo Xiaohei's calm demeanor, his pair of dark eyes were like a deep pool: "Knowing too much is not good for you."

Zhuo Yiyi finally cried out of fright, and went home wiping her tears.

Zhuo Xiaohei returned home.

The meal was already on the table, the busy Lanxi had just returned home, he hugged Xiao Hei in the dusty world, and gave his son a sweet kiss.

Zhuo Xiaohei blushed, hugged Lanxi and did not let go.

After the kiss, Lan Xi realized something was wrong: "What's wrong with you?" Zhuo Xiaohei was all dirty, with blood on his cuffs, and a large bruise on the right side of his face.

Zhuo Xiaohei sniffled: "...Someone is bullying my sister."

Lancey understood in seconds and patted his head: "Good boy."

Zhuo Xiaohei was in full bloom.

At this moment, Xuan Mo came out from the kitchen and interrupted Zhuo Xiaohei's bitter plan, "Are you back?"

Zhuo Xiaohei: "Yes."

Lancey laughed: "What charades are you playing?"

Zhuo Xiaohei hugged his numb arms and acted like a baby: "Would you like to sleep with me tonight?"

"Little black!"

A vein twitched on Xuan Mo's forehead.Lanxi is busy with work, like a trapeze person, and finally came back this time in a week.

"Can you, Ma Ma?" Zhuo Xiaohei showed his injured cheek.

Lancey softened her heart: "Okay, okay."

Zhuo Xiaohei gave Xuan Mo a provocative look.

Xuan Mo: "..."

The level of the kidnapper is too low!

If he had known earlier, he should have acted when this guy was an egg, and killed this little thing that was fighting for favor in the cradle!

It's too late to regret!