On the Hundred Ways of Chasing Mermaids

That night, many rooms in the hotel were brightly lit, and the guests ran into the bathroom again and again, with diarrhea until their legs were weak.

Not only did they have diarrhea, but also a lot of black liquid oozed out of their bodies, which had an unbearable stench, and it took careful washing several times to get rid of the smell.

However, when they occasionally saw their own faces in the mirror, they were instantly stunned: Is this ten-year-old person themselves? !

The floating island was undercurrents, but the Internet was completely blown up because of an announcement on the official blog of the crew of "Primitive Era".

Primordial V: The box office broke [-] million today, thank you for your support.Entrusted by Mr. Lan and Mr. Zhuo, we will establish the "Deep Sea Fund".All proceeds from the duo's film and The Deep Sea record will go to ocean conservation.

Seeing the official V's Weibo, many people thought in unison, "This official V must be crazy", otherwise how could he make up such absurd jokes.Not to mention the "Primitive" movie, but the album "Deep Sea" alone has sold millions of copies in just one week. The income that Lancey has received is astonishing without even thinking about it.

...not to mention "Primitive Era"!

With the blessing of the Three Emperors and one Empress, the exposure brought about by the two of them coming out of the closet, coupled with the excellent quality of the movie "Primitive", broke the box office record of Huaguo movies in just three days, raking in [-] million.

Mr. Zhuo is the biggest investor, and Lancey is one of the protagonists. How much will they get from the box office in the end?

Soon, some people in the industry came to a conclusion: "Don't talk about nine digits!"

"So it's really going to be used for environmental protection? It's not hype, right?" someone asked in a comment.This question has been praised by many people.

The claim that it was just hype was quickly slapped in the face.

UNEP V: Thank you, Mr. Lan and Mr. Zhuo, for a pleasant cooperation. //Forward

State Environmental Protection Agency V: Happy cooperation! //Forward

With the official endorsement, the sunspots of the Bouncers are also convinced: "Even if it is a hype, if you can spend hundreds of millions to speculate, I, I will also kneel down. Turn black fans, please ask for the group number of the fan group!"

The hammer was too hard, and it was a good thing to care about environmental protection. After a while, the topic turned to their wedding.

"Why isn't there a single photo on the Internet? Yuji, who broke the news, don't they appear everywhere on weekdays, why are they being shy turtles this time?"

There were constant complaints.

Soon, the comment section of Zhuo Da Weibo, known as the number one paparazzi in Huaguo, was occupied, with a neat string: "Trash!"

But... even if he scolded him a hundred times, Zhuo Da still couldn't show any photos or videos.Helpless, netizens whose curiosity was about to develop into cancer had no choice but to buy tickets and go to the cinema to watch "Primitive".

If you can't see the wedding, it's the same to see Lancey.If not, it is better to protect the environment.

Compared with the hard-working netizens, the floating guests are much luckier.

Put on a glamorous outfit and arrive at the wedding venue early.Many people didn't know each other, but the moment they saw each other, they couldn't help greeting each other:

"you……"

"Are you young too?"

smile at each other.

Perhaps last night's welcome meeting was too shocking, and the guests were all tensed, for fear that the mysterious newcomers would suddenly come up with some "surprise".But until the wedding officially began, it has been uneventful.

The place where the wedding will be held is still the easternmost beach on the floating island.The pure white gravel shines silvery in the morning light, and you can only feel their softness when you step on it.On the fine sand, pure white roses paved the ground, separating a path for walking.

There are several rows of chairs on both sides of Rose Avenue, which is where the guests sit.

The guests sat down according to the instructions.

After sitting down, I turned around and found that the seat on the other side was still empty.

Besides them, is there anyone else?Could it be the relatives and friends of the two newcomers?

Soon, their questions were answered.

The vacant seat next door was occupied by a group of strangely dressed people—Tang suits, Hanfu...some even came in grass skirts, but no matter what they were wearing, they all had solemn faces and looked extraordinarily solemn.

Before he had time to think, his eyes suddenly went dark, as if something covered the sun.When I looked up, my jaw almost dropped:

Dragon and Phoenix are auspicious.

Although the dragon and phoenix only existed in legends, when they actually appeared in front of their eyes, they instantly recognized the legendary beasts.

They hovered gracefully above their heads, chirping softly, as if they were blessing or calling.

A new couple appeared at this time.

Both of them were wearing black gowns embroidered with silver patterns, the pattern on Lanxi's gown was fish, and on Xuanmo's body was taotie pattern.

The guests on the human side couldn’t understand it, they only thought it was novel and beautiful. On the side of the monsters, the well-informed old peach tree was teaching the young friends: This is the dress worn by ancient people when they got married. Legend has it that only ancient Gods are only eligible to wear them when they get married.

All the young monsters were amazed, and they couldn't take their eyes off their dresses.

Then, worship heaven and earth, and worship your parents.

This was the first time for the guests to meet Lanxi's parents. Without any suspense, they were dazzled by the appearance of Lanxi's family.On the side, Mr. Zhuo also smiled wrinkled his face, pulling Lan Xi and Xuan Mo not to let go.

Elder Sister Zhuo was at the side persuading her, and Baobao Zhuo was being held suspiciously by the Taoist priest, babbling and laughing with joy.

The happiness and satisfaction on the faces of the two families cannot be stopped.

The guests watched all this in silence.They attend the wedding for their own purposes, and before these purposes, the wedding itself becomes secondary.What's more, although they deliberately avoided caring about the gender of the new couple, facts are facts.

——This is a wedding belonging to two people of the same sex.

But at this moment, watching the smiles on the faces of the two families, as well as the tacit understanding and affection revealed in the actions and eyes of the new couple, they can no longer ignore that what is going on in front of them is not a place for a game of interests, but A wedding full of warmth and joy.

The guests on the other side rushed forward with a smile.

Han Feifei no longer hesitated, and stepped forward to blend into the ocean of joy.

In just a few minutes, the wedding has turned into a big party with family and friends.

This wedding is simple but warm, and happiness is about to overflow.

"Kiss one~"

"Dear dear!!"

While friends were booing, Xuan Mo smiled slightly, held Lanxi's face in his hands, and kissed it.

Dragons and phoenixes danced, and mermaids emerged, singing joyful songs together.

On the other side, the banquet has been set up.

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The wedding continued until the evening, when the plane that sent the guests away reappeared and parked in the open space on the west side of the floating island.

With the wind blowing, Zhou Xiang felt a little drunk. He touched the Nokia on his chest, as if he was touching a gold mine, and his heart jumped with joy——

He didn't expect things to go so smoothly.

No one noticed that he was secretly taking pictures, and no one noticed that he secretly left tea!

As long as he thinks that in the near future, everything he photographed will be circulated on the Internet, Zhou Xiang will be extremely proud.Accompanied by pride, there is also disdain for the master.

If they let their methods reach the sky, isn't there nothing they can do to themselves?

He can't wait to see when the two find out that the whole process of their wedding has been released to the public.At that time, who else didn't know his name, Zhou Xiang?

With a good yearning for the future, Zhou Xiang stuffed the phone in his arms again and walked towards the plane.

Su Er felt a pain in the back of his neck.

It’s over.

When Zhou Xiang woke up again, he was the only one left on the floating island.

The mobile phone and the bottle of tea are safely beside him, but the plane is gone, and the hotel, the hotel are gone!The floating island floated peacefully in mid-air, and the waves beat against the shore tirelessly.

Zhou Xiang yelled in horror.

Who will save him?How is he going back?

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midair.

Xuan Mo turned into a prototype and flew slowly, Lan Xi rode on his back, and the two chatted comfortably: "Do you really want to leave the paparazzi on the island?"

"Don't worry, snakes always have a sense of proportion."

Lancey couldn't help laughing.The door boy found out that Zhou Xiang's identity was wrong that day, and reported it. Xuan Mo came up with this idea on the spot. I have to say, this guy is really a mess.

Xuan Mo was somewhat dissatisfied: "We are getting married today."

Why does this mermaid always think about something?

Lancy surrenders: "So what? What do you want to do?"

"Honeymoon."

"Aren't we... on our honeymoon now?" Otherwise, how could they be flying in the air, you know, both of them still have a lot of things to deal with.

"Lancey!"

Lancey sighed and comforted: "Well, what exactly do you want to say?"

"According to human beings, we should be in..."

"rest?"

Xuan Mo almost let the guy on his back fall down, and said every word: "Bridal room."

"...I didn't expect you to be such a glutton!"

"Lancey!"

Lancey's smiling voice came from afar: "I know you have been coveting my beauty for a long time."

"..."

"Tell me, was it because of this that you took me in?"

"..."

"Talk... ah! Ugh, why are you taking off my clothes!"

"Told you, hole, room!"

-END-

The author has something to say: It's over la la la la! !I had thought a lot about the closing speech, but at this point, I was only excited hahahaha!

Tell me what you want to watch~ If you don’t mention it, I’m really lazy and don’t write it!

Tomorrow, I will take graduation photos and graduation party, take a day off, and start writing episodes the day after tomorrow~

Thank you for your support~~Let’s leave a message, the baby is going to send red envelopes la la la

By the way, there is also a new article called "Interstellar Beasts Fan". It tells a story about a shou who has reached the full level of the animal teasing skill. ~~

Well, I was a bit too wordy today, thank you for Bawang Ticket tomorrow~