[Comprehensive British and American] Daily life of a data balancer

When Diana received a call from her goddaughter, she had a vague premonition.

On the phone, little Cynthia von Doom asked cautiously if her own mother, Li Min, was in the company. When Diana answered no, she was obviously relieved and said that she would come to see her.

So, before Cynthia came, Diana caught the extremely reluctant Kyle and waited for it.

"Diana, you know, I'm not Cynthia's godfather, and she doesn't like me as an ordinary person very much. I may not be of much help here." Kyle messed up his hair again, he just came from a business trip from the universe Came back, jet lag hadn't quite come back yet.

"I think Cynthia may have some problems and wants to ask me for help, and I need your experience, your experience with Arnold." Diana said while putting the washed grapes on the plate and picking out the bad ones, As serious as a Valkyrie about to go to battle.

"I don't have much experience with Arnold..." Kyle rolled his eyes, feeling a little guilty for mentioning this matter.The first child Li Min and Du Mu gave birth to was a boy. At that time, he was pulled over to be the godfather of the child, but as a green light running outside all the year round, he actually didn't play much role in the child's education. "We communicated The most common situation is that he ran to me to avoid the limelight after being beaten."

"Arnold is a good boy now, and I think you must have played a positive role." Diana disagreed.

"I actually think that what he is doing now is purely because he was beaten up when he was a child." Kyle curled his lips, showing a burst of sympathy.The kid learned a lot from his father when he was a child, he was a jerk and stubborn, and at most he just went home without saying a word, and the location was nothing new, it was Baxter Building, Kyle's house, and Al Fred that.

But Cynthia is a girl, no matter what, Li Min wouldn't hit her, let alone Dum.

So when the 12-year-old girl came to Diana with her test report card, Kyle was not really worried.

Diana was holding the little girl's report card, and she couldn't see why she wanted to give this perfect report card to herself, so she raised her head to look at the little girl standing there with her hands behind her back and her chest outstretched, and asked softly : "Cynthia? Shouldn't this be shown to your parents to make them happy?"

"This is what I should do. Dad won't be happy because of such a small thing. Mom doesn't care about my grades." The little girl answered naturally.

Kyle next to him rolled his eyes suddenly after hearing this sentence.Diana resisted the urge to show pity and said, "I'll talk to your mother about it."

"That's not the point." The little girl shook her head, then looked to the other side, and whispered, "Look at the comments below."

That's why Diana noticed that there were a few lines of teacher's comments at the bottom of the report card. Kyle also poked his head curiously, and saw that there were other things hidden under the teacher's praise of children's grades, such as dissatisfaction with adults. Respect and bullying classmates a few times, and finally said that I hope parents can come to the school as soon as possible to talk about their children.

"Before you make any comments, let me declare that they were the ones who troubled me first." The little girl defended herself confidently.

"Cynthia? Are those boys bullying you?" Doom's children have inherited his intelligence perfectly, so the little girl skipped a grade early and went to the upper grades, and reading with those older children always made Diana feel Worried about being bullied.

"Boys don't dare to bully me, and they expect me to provide strategies for their baseball training." The little girl raised her face with pride.

Diana was shocked by the answer: "You can play baseball?"

"No, but it doesn't prevent me from training them. The essence of baseball is just a mixture of basic geometry, probability theory, and some Nash equilibrium theory." This answer is not so much like Doom, but more like Mister Fantastic next door.

So Diana and Kyle looked at each other in confusion, and then Kyle said, "Then who else is bothering you?"

"Girls, they're jealous that I'm smarter than them and can do things they can't." Still proud of the little girl, she paused and added, "If they want a boy's attention, they should try harder themselves. "

Kyle held back for a while before commenting: "This is really the daughter of Li Min and Doom."

Diana gave him a blank look for this, and Kyle snapped his mouth shut, shrinking back.Diana turned her head and continued to worry about her goddaughter: "Did they hurt you?"

"They can't hurt them." When Cynthia said this, she grinned a malicious smile in the style of Li Min, "And they have already tasted the pain."

Kyle thought with his toes and knew what the little girl used to make the children who were several years older than her "taste". In the eyes of the top mages of this family, the little girl's little tricks may be extremely terrifying in the eyes of others.

What made Kyle even more horrified was that Diana didn't feel worried about it, but nodded in satisfaction, "If they bully you again, just tell me, and I can teach you a few tricks from Paradise Island..."

"Please don't encourage her violent tendencies, Aunt Diana." A boy of fifteen or sixteen appeared at the door and interrupted their conversation.With a flat face, he politely asked with the same accent as his father, "My parents' uneducated indulgence to Cynthia is enough to encourage her arrogance."

"Arnold?" Diana looked at the boy and beckoned kindly. It was Li Min's eldest son. Although Diana did not become his godmother, she still had a good impression of this boy. He had his bastard father. Politeness and grace without "Why do you say that?"

"Obviously, our parents have double standards and serious prejudices about the education of boys and girls." When Arnold said this, the sarcasm in his tone was very similar to his father.

"It's just because you're jealous that your parents treat me better." The little girl couldn't help retorting, her attitude was more like Li Min's direct "Because I'm better than you, so I deserve it."

Arnold just glanced at his sister, ignored her words at all, and continued to explain to Diana: "Similarly when I was young, I wanted to inspire myself to become a big devil, but my parents had the opposite attitude towards us." He paused and added, "I He was beaten at the time."

Kyle and Diana looked at each other awkwardly.

——If you don’t hit you, it’s strange, your mother started off beating the big devil, don’t you know!

Arnold completely ignored the eye contact between his godfather and his younger sister's godmother, and continued to say solemnly: "Obviously our family's family background makes parents think that boys who are in the second grade will indeed become the big devil, and girls who are in the second grade will not." relationship, so when they heard Cynthia say that, they didn't react too aggressively."

"That's because I said that I want to conquer heaven. There is an essential difference between conquering heaven and becoming the Great Demon King." The little girl corrected her solemnly beside her, without feeling that she was a second grader at all.

Diana turned her head, looked at her little goddaughter, opened her mouth, opened her mouth again, and then regained her voice: "How do your parents evaluate this matter?"

"Father told me that the first thing to remember when being a villain is not to talk." Cynthia answered proudly with her face raised.

While the adults present were surprised, Arnold added indifferently: "And my mother's original words are 'this paradise is not online, and there is no meaning of strategy'."

Kyle has covered his face: this family is hopeless.

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