[Comprehensive British and American] Daily life of a data balancer

It is a well-known axiom that the most important person in a company is the assistant to the president (Stark Enterprises, Glass Slag Game Company, and Lex Enterprises have all agreed), and the most important thing in a family is the hostess (Tony Stark, Oliver Quinn, Aquaman liked it), and the apex of a single-parent family is the butler (both the Avengers and the Justice League agree with this view).

—so why is there something about Stark Enterprises in all of this?

All in all, butlers, legendary creatures standing at the top of the pyramid, only appear in legends. They hide behind the scenes. Let a superhero listen to what he says, supercriminals are frightened, and when necessary, 'a bunch of scumbags want me to save the world.gif'.

And Alfred is undoubtedly the highest level of this kind.

This is why Damian Wayne, who is not afraid of the sky and the earth and his father, finally succumbed to the threats Li Mina told his parents.

That's right, in the end he and Li Min reached a non-interference agreement, and then returned home disheartened.

Looking at the old housekeeper who was busy making cocoa and cookies for him in the kitchen, Damian wanted to speak but stopped talking and tried to organize his thoughts, and finally forgot to say anything.

As for telling his own father about this matter, it was simply not within the scope of Damian's consideration.Not only because he's a good kid who keeps the protocol, but because if he just said it to Batman without proof, he's [-]% sure he'll get a look of contempt and then respond to it. He scoffed at the matter - after he got along with his father for a longer period of time, he would regret his blind opinion at the beginning, which is a later story.

Evidence is a good thing.

Damian thought so, he should first collect enough evidence from Li Min that she is an unstable factor, then make a full argument, and finally give Batman a conclusion.The first point of collecting evidence is to find a way to get close to the target.

The heir to the League of Assassins applauds his wit and decides to follow through.He turned on the computer, logged in to Battle.net, searched for several aliases of Li Min that he saw in Batman's database, and then searched.

One of Li Min's accounts called 'Geometry Master Shimada Hanzo' was online, so he quickly sent a friend request.

Unexpectedly, Damian's application was passed in seconds.

But Li Min only sent a string:? ? ?

[Assassins never say never: I, Robin. 】

[Geometry Master Shimada Hanzo: No money. 】

Damian Wayne, the orthodox heir of the Wayne family: ...

[Assassins never say never: ... I'm not short of money. 】

[Geometry master Shimada Hanzo: Then why did you add me? 】

[Assassins never say never: monitor you, lest you do bad things. 】

[Geometry Master Shimada Hanzo: Oh. 】

[Geometry master Shimada Hanzo invites you to join the team. 】

Damian was puzzled for a moment, but he agreed with the idea of ​​"soldiers come to cover the water and soil, I'd like to see your way".

Then he found himself in a full team, besides Li Min, there were three other people, who were chatting in the team voice at the moment, until he entered the team voice, suddenly everyone shut up.

Three seconds later, someone asked cautiously——

"Is this..."

"The one I thought of..."

"That's right, it's him, I pulled him in." The voice of Li Min, the captain, came out, very straightforward, "Brother Assassin, how about going directly to the ladder?"

"Okay." Damian, who hadn't figured out the other party's route for a while, agreed casually.

So this black five-wheeler, under the leadership of the two big bosses, was rated as a master on the first day when the game server ladder was opened, and made rapid progress all the way to the master.

It wasn't until the convoy disbanded at three in the morning that Damian realized that not only had he been used as a gun, but he had also missed tonight's night patrol.

[Assassins never say never: You're kidding me. 】

[Geometry master Shimada Hanzo: How did I trick you?don't you get pleasure 】

Damian: ...

[Geometry master Shimada Hanzo: Will you come tomorrow?Straight into the top [-]. 】

Damian, who lost his wife, obviously didn't want to be used for nothing, so he accepted the gauntlet: same time tomorrow.

Li Min, who was drinking milk leisurely at the other end of the network cable, showed a triumphant smile: I have figured out what talent you have, what kind of moves you have, and you are too young to play with me.

Damian went to the underground Batcave after turning off the computer. Sure enough, Batman hadn't rested yet, and was discussing things with their old butler: "Why is the duration of my smoke bombs shortened?"

"We have discussed this issue before. You want to reduce the size of the smoke bombs for easy portability. This sacrifices a certain capacity and will inevitably reduce the effect." Alfred patiently explained without raising his eyebrows, "You don't remember gone?"

"..." Batman thought about it for a while, and it seemed that there was such a thing, and it was when he was a little delirious after staying up late for four consecutive days.He thought about the patch content of the game that went online a few days ago, and wondered, is it possible that Li Min's design had an influence on his subconscious that made him do this?Or is it just a simple coincidence, is he too crazy?

In any case, this hammer is not hard enough, and he may need to find another opportunity to verify it.

At the same time, he noticed that his son, who hadn't shown up tonight, finally appeared, and turned his attention: "You are very busy today."

"..." Robin lowered his head slightly and didn't answer. During this not-so-long time together, Bruce could recognize that this was the attitude of children who usually knew they were wrong.

"Did you play the game tonight?" Batman cared for his son with as much amiability as he could.

However, this smile coupled with Batman's helmet can only make people see a sense of horror.

So Damian subconsciously took a step back.

Batman: ...I don't mean to accuse you.

Damian took another step back: Is that direct 'education'?

Batman:  …

In fact, at the beginning, when Bruce knew that Damian was addicted to games, he disapproved very much, but Dick had a chat with him on this issue, and made him believe that a child who was addicted to computer games was better than a child with a computer game. The childhood of children who frequently stab people with knives is much more normal, and computer games are also a kind of social interaction. As a problematic teenager who rarely communicates with classmates in school, this may be a good way to save the country.

So Bruce compromised.

So at the moment Bruce really has no objection to Damian's playing games, and even wants to encourage him, but there may be something wrong with his wording: "You won't use it tomorrow, you can continue playing games."

"..." Maybe there is more than one problem with his wording, because apart from Damian, even Alfred's expression was not quite right. He subconsciously looked at the old housekeeper for help, trying to wink at the older elder You can see what he wants to express.

In the end, the master and servant who had no tacit understanding failed to get each other's brainwaves, and Alfred shot himself with a face of giving up: "Master Damian, I believe the master's meaning is not what you think, you Or Robin...only recently...he wished..."

The old butler wanted to say that I have been in this family for three generations, but I have never encountered such a topic that people can't continue.

But in the end, as the chief writer of Leaping Arkham and the gold-medal screenwriter of Glass Slag, he finally found a way to say that could be used as a reason: "He wants to give you a mission."

"Mission?" Damian looked up, looking puzzled but hopeful, and turned to seek his father's official statement.

"Yes, this is the task I gave you." Batman looked blank, but he continued to follow the words of the old housekeeper. "You have to observe your teammates, learn, and find problems." Communicate well with netizens to normal people study.

This passage is automatically transcoded in Damian's mind: Batman knows that he has already boarded Li Min's car, and he wants him to approach Li Min, observe Li Min's every move, and then figure out Li Min's problems.

This coincides with his previous thoughts, and Damian can infer so much without telling him any information at all, which makes Damian suddenly respect his father and shoot Promise with chest: "I understand, I promise to complete the task!"

Batman, who was shocked by his son's answer: It's not that you understand what I don't understand.

At the same time, on the top floor of the Baxter Building, Mister Fantastic, Iron Man and Doctor Strange are having a small meeting to discuss.

They've been working on that breakpoint in time that Reid found for a long time, but there's no progress, neither magical nor technological observations are enforceable, that point never existed, and when someone tries to get out of the box When observing from the outside, looking along the timeline, you can only see the gap that was skipped, but you cannot see what happened on the gap.

And a breakpoint on the timeline, whether it is from the perspective of hidden dangers or from personal research, makes the three people present very interested.

That's why, the three of them sat here looking at each other helplessly.

"I have a proposal." Reid carefully verified the quality of a scientist, and boldly guessed, "If we can't observe directly from the outside of the box, why not take the initiative to enter the inside of the box to experience it?"

"You mean to go back to that point in time to see what happened." Stephen opened his eyes from meditation, with some disapproval in his tone.

"Be careful, Reed, I usually make such risky proposals." Tony leaned on the chair with his arms folded, teasing, "But it feels a hundred times worse when you say that."

"But other methods have been tested by us, and it is impossible." Reed shook his head, and the long arm that went out of the door was retracted, carrying three coffee cups on a tray "And we agreed that it couldn't be done." Just leave it alone.”

"Actually, that's what Doom told you, just leave it alone."

"You still believe Doom?"

"I don't want to believe it, but he is also one of the best mages in this dimension. It will not do him any good to conceal such a cosmic hidden danger."

"So you don't want to join us?" Tony raised his eyebrows and looked at the Supreme Mage. If Stephen was unwilling to help, they would lose a lot of protection.

"Your plan sounds like you need someone who can intervene in the timeline, and this requires a powerful force to smooth out the paradox of cause and effect..." Stephen planned, thoughtful.

And Tony was very straightforward: "Let's just say it, we need you very much."

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I heard that you are calling for this salted fish, Shi Chuanqi. It has indeed been hidden for a long time, and it is time to take it out to dry [

I forgot to set the time again...